I saddle up for my rival [Rebirth]

"Zhao Yihuan asked me out for dinner." After a long while, Liang Ze went straight to the topic of asking him, "Six o'clock."

"I'm going too?" Guan Ling pointed to the tip of his nose in surprise.

"Otherwise?" Liang Ze glanced at him and walked straight to the cloakroom, "Did I ask you to come over and look after the house for me?"

Guan Ling choked for a moment, twitched the corners of his mouth, and hurriedly raised his legs to follow, "I didn't mean that, I meant her...how dare she ask you for dinner?"

It's not that Guan Ling wants to gossip, the main reason is that last time the scene in Yue Garden was really big, not to mention leaving any psychological shadow on Zhao Yihuan, but it returned to normal in a short time. What's the matter? Find Liang Ze for a date and dinner?He didn't know Zhao Yihuan well, but he also knew that she was not such a heartless person.

"Huanyu has a business cooperation with Yingjia, she is Yingjia's general manager." Liang Ze took off his striped shirt and put it on the top of the "hill" on the sofa, "Isn't it normal to find me?"

Guan Ling clicked his tongue and muttered in a low voice, "Isn't it normal for her to look for you?"

"What are you mumbling about?" Liang Ze turned around and glared at him.

Guan Ling: "...nothing."

When Guan Ling came to look for Liang Ze at 2811 for the first time, he was running in a tight black vest with a sweat towel around his neck. The lines are nice.

Today's Liang Ze didn't even have a black vest, not only the lines, but also the grooves of every texture are clearly visible, the word "good" can no longer express the impact brought by the visual sense.

Guan Ling thought, if Liang Ze didn't have a company to inherit, he would be very popular as a fitness trainer.

"What are you thinking about?" A big hand waved back and forth in front of his eyes twice, and Guan Ling blinked reflexively.

"You have a really good figure." Guan Ling subconsciously blurted out the praise in her heart.

Liang Ze's brows twitched, he half-closed his eyes and looked at him for two seconds, he readily accepted the compliment, "Thank you."

As soon as Guan Ling finished speaking, he felt a dense embarrassment creeping up his arms. After being watched by Liang Ze's scrutinizing eyes for two seconds, he felt even more embarrassed. He pulled the corners of his mouth and replied in an unnatural way, "You're welcome. .”

Because of Guan Ling's untimely compliment, the atmosphere slowly turned into an awkward situation that is unclear. Neither of the two spoke first in the silence. Guan Ling really couldn't cope with this atmosphere. He moved the stone himself. Well, the smashing also hit his foot, and he had to find a new topic to move away from.

"What are you doing?" Guan Ling turned his eyes and saw the pile of clothes piled up on the sofa, and asked in confusion, "You can't stay in the hotel and you want to move?"

"Where do you want to move?" Liang Ze turned around and continued to pull clothes on the shelves, "I'm a homeless person with no spare money to afford a house."

Guan Ling pretended not to understand the ridicule in his words, and retaliated, "So you are carefully choosing your outfit for the upcoming date?"

Liang Ze paused with his hand holding the clothes, frowned and turned his face away, "Are you blind?"

Guan Ling shrugged, "If you feel embarrassed, just take my words as fart."

"No wonder it smells so bad." Liang Ze snorted.

Guan Ling: "...you called me here just to let me have a verbal fight with you?"

"We have to talk about something." Liang Ze picked out a light gray shirt and held it in front of his chest twice, "But it's obvious that you're not very good at chatting."

Guan Ling twitched the corner of his mouth, and sneered in his heart, who the hell can't chat, doesn't he have any AC in his heart?

Liang Ze threw away the shirt in his hand, turned around and began to pull the T-shirt behind him, glanced at the drooping bangs on Guan Ling's forehead, and frowned, "Isn't the place where you take a nap not even air-conditioned?"

Look, this is the performance of not being able to chat, Guan Ling thought to himself.

But since Liang Ze didn't directly dismantle his lie, then he just broke the can, "No."

"You can't do this." Liang Ze said.

"What's wrong with me?" Guan Ling was helpless.

"Hairstyle, clothes, and status." Liang Ze raised his index finger and waved, "All of them are not OK."

"I'm just accompanying you to an appointment," Guan Ling rolled his eyes, "Do you know what it means to accompany you? You are the flower, and I am the green leaf that sets you off. You can just show off yourself and you're done."

Liang Ze turned his head to look at him, with an incredulous expression on his face, "I thought we've cooperated a few times, you should know your position now."

"Am I wrong?"

"Big mistake!" Liang Ze took out a plain T-shirt, held it in front of Guan Ling and gestured for it, then turned around and put it back and changed another one, gestured and said, "In this race with no end in sight, Here, you are the flower that needs me to set off, and it has always been you, not me, who needs to show off."

Guan Ling stared at the movements of his hands, half understanding, "So that's why you asked me to be flirty?"

Liang Ze didn't answer, just looked at him for a moment.

Guan Ling was stunned by him, and it took him a long time to react, his face burned unconsciously, and the atmosphere returned to the moment when Guan Ling lifted a rock and hit his foot, the difference was that he was embarrassed It is more or less mixed with some inexplicable ambiguity.

"I mean, dress flirtatiously." Guan Ling made amends in time, putting the emphasis on the word "wear".

Liang Ze looked away from his reddish face with a half-smile, "You can do it yourself, the effect may be better."

Turning the topic here, it was not what Guan Ling thought, but this topic was started by himself, so even if Liang Ze made fun of him, he had no choice but to admit it.

Fortunately, Liang Ze probably just didn't like to lose to someone in the matter of talking, and when he saw that Guan Ling was speechless, he just accepted it.

"Zhao Yihuan asked me out for business." Liang Ze made gestures for a long time and finally chose the white T-shirt he took at the beginning, then pulled a pair of black sweatpants and threw them into Guan Ling's hands, "After what happened last time, she It shouldn't mean anything to me."

Guan Ling took the clothes and held them in his hands, "Then why did you ask me to go with you?"

"Just in case." Liang Ze said, "Without Zhao Yihuan, my grandfather will find Li Yihuan and Zhang Yihuan. Zhao Yihuan has a lot of contacts in the lady circle, and there are many people who come to Yu Garden on his birthday. Even if my grandfather finds a substitute Come on, the substitute will ask Zhao Yihuan to understand the situation first."

Guan Ling was dumbfounded by all kinds of Yi Huan, "So?"

"So," Liang Ze emphasized, "as long as Zhao Yihuan asks me out, even if it's about work and signing a contract, you have to follow me, and you have to be very affectionate."

Guan Ling twitched the corners of his mouth, and was stunned by the word "enai".

"Our roles can be completely reversed now." Liang Ze said.

"Reverse?" Guan Ling was puzzled, "How to reverse?"

"Last time at the Silan Restaurant, you played the role of the original partner who caught the little girl." Liang Ze analyzed logically and orderly, "This time we have to change the role, and replace it with me being obedient to you, Hold it in your hand for fear of falling, and hold it in your mouth for fear of melting, making outsiders think that our love is stronger than gold—”

The corner of Guan Ling's mouth twitched uncontrollably again, shaking off the goosebumps on his arms and legs, and interrupted him with disgust: "Your words are disgusting."

"This is a metaphor! A rhetorical technique!" Liang Ze was obviously a little bit unacceptable when he was so obviously disgusted by someone for the first time. You knelt down and begged me to accept it, but I didn’t accept it.”

Guan Lingxin said that I meant that your words were too gross and disgusting, you just made it concrete for me, but after Liang Ze said this, the words that were just gross suddenly became very visual.

Guan Ling couldn't help but shuddered, and hissed, "It's even more disgusting."

Liang Ze: "..."

Liang Ze concluded: "That's why I say you don't know how to chat."

In Guan Ling's heart, the alpaca passed by at a speed of 180 mph, and a voice roared and shouted: God, please give me a bolt of lightning, one will strike him to death, and the other will make me die early and be reborn early.

Of course, this thought just passed by in a flash, Guan Ling managed to live a new life, and he hasn't lived for a month, how can he die again so easily?He cherishes life now more than ever.

So when this sentence flashed through his mind, he silently recited Namo Amitabha's sins and sins twice in his heart.

Guan Ling didn't want to worry about who was better at chatting with Liang Ze, so he spread the clothes and pants in his hands and asked him, "Why? Do you want me to tidy up and hang up for you?"

"I didn't take it off when I was full and let you hang it up for me." Liang Ze pointed outside the door, "I'll give you 10 minutes to take a shower and wash your hair, and then remove your wrinkled body. Replace the rotten vegetable leaves with this body."

Guan Ling subconsciously looked down at the shirt and trousers on her body. After all, they were considered a niche brand, so why did they become rotten leaves in the eyes of Liang?His Rotten Vegetable Leaf is so awesome that he can still run around the street in his upper body?

"Hurry up," Liang Ze urged him, "What are you doing here? I haven't fixed you yet."

Guan Ling gritted his teeth and glared at Liang Ze, and left the cloakroom with his clothes in his arms without further arguing.

It's not that he was speechless, since he received the call from Liang Ze asking him to come here, he has been supporting himself all the way, and the verbal argument with Liang Ze just now was just because he was tense. A string is at work.

He was not in good condition, and he was afraid that if he and Liang Ze continued to fight like this, they would get angry, and it would be out of control at that time, and he would be the one who suffered heavy losses.

Secondly, Liang Ze would usually hurt him a few words, like a little fun condiment in his boring life, but like today, it was the first time when he said a word and the other party picked a problem. From Liang Ze's uneasy expression when he entered the door, he seemed to be just like himself, pretending to be troubled.

Watching words and expressions, and then avoiding guns/mouths when you see something good, this is the specialty of the original owner, and Guan Ling has always used it in place.

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What kind of tiger and wolf words are you talking about!