Kissed by friend on tour bus

Book Title: Kissed by a Friend on the Tourist Bus (GL Documentary)

Author: Su Guiyi

Copywriter:

Some past events that are shameless with my wife.

Documentary, Tianya Dehydration Edition.

Content tags: special liking, joy, lover, sweet article

Search keywords: Protagonist: Chang An┃Supporting role: Teammate Pig, No. [-] Monster Beast┃Others: Documentary

☆, I regard you as a friend, but you? !

01

It happened so suddenly! !As a bent girl! !I was actually attacked first! !

It is said that traveling together is easy to cause accidents, either break up or stay together, I really believe it!

The guy who kissed me is called Xu Ning.Before that, I thought she was a telegraph pole.All her love stories are full of boys.

I met Xu Ning and developed to travel together because of the acquaintance relationship between the two parents, but not childhood sweethearts.We've only really known each other for less than two years.

Because we share the same taste, we often eat and drink together, and she also knows my sexual orientation.

Then we decided to go on a trip together, because I gave her Amway a scenic spot, and she ate my Amway.

Now that the background is over, let’s start talking about the key points! !

That's the day!We took the bus to go to the ancient town, and both of us slept like dogs along the way.And because I was in a hurry early in the morning, I didn't even buy food, not even a piece of biscuit crumbs.

The bus stopped at the service area, and Xu Ning and I got off to go to the toilet.

I asked Xu Ning: Are you hungry?

Xu Ning said: Not hungry, are you hungry?

I said the couple next door ate all the way, I want to eat too

Then Xu Ning asked me to go to the supermarket to buy it by myself, because she was afraid that the driver would drive away and leave us alone.

So I went to the supermarket and bought a bag of potato chips.

Lay's, cucumber flavor.If you want girls to tease you, really, it's worth having!

I got into the car with potato chips and asked Xu Ning if he wanted to eat.She said no.

As a result, when the car drove away, she suddenly said that she wanted to eat.

I definitely didn't roll my eyes, really.

Then I started to die.

right!I'm starting to die!

I picked a potato chip, medium size, and put it in my mouth.Looking at Xu Ning provocatively, with a smirk all over her face, she felt that she would not dare.

It must be a curse, and then I will eat another one myself.

Xu Ning looked at me calmly, then suddenly leaned over, and took half of the potato chips out of my mouth with his mouth! ! !

My whole body? ? ? ?

Xu Ning had a triumphant smile on his face, seeing my mouth open in shock, he was overjoyed.

I don't even know what to say!Sit upright silently, watch your nose, nose, and heart, and eat potato chips!Can I eat potato chips?

As a result, Xu Ning thought about it, and then said: There is one more

I think I'm a little terrified, but wondering what she's up to: Huh?

She took another piece of potato chips, picked a small one, took half of it in her mouth, then raised her eyebrows at me and said: Come here

I don’t know if you have seen the video of two boys from island countries eating potato chips that was widely circulated on Weibo.

Anyway, although I've read it, I still didn't expect Xu Ning to play this trick on me! !

I approached her very naively and unpretentiously, based on the idea that she did it once just now, how could I be cowardly, so I didn't hesitate, okay! !

When I thought I was about to eat potato chips, I was already celebrating! ! !

The potato chips in Xu Ning's mouth suddenly closed! ! !

Before I even had time to lie, I felt the soft and soft touch on the top of my mouth! ! !

I was kissed? ? ?Kissed by a trick? ? ?

excuse me? ? ? WTF? ? ?

02

Xu Ning proudly chewed the potato chips in his mouth, crackling.She straightened her hair and raised an eyebrow at me.

I'm completely dumbfounded.Really dumbfounded.

Sitting upright in silence, staring straight ahead.We sat in the first row of the bus and could see the scenery on both sides passing by quickly.

Even though I smoke and don't drink and look at women, it doesn't mean I'm a loafer.Although I already knew my sexual orientation and had an ex, it doesn't mean we should do everything!

So Xu Ning said this, although I don't want to admit it.

But really, a baby's first kiss.

The baby was wronged, and the baby's first kiss just disappeared on the bus!The baby is suffering. . .

Oh, but it's soft and feels pretty good.

I don't know what to say! !Anyway, the culprit fell asleep like a dog after eating potato chips! !

Do you have a heart, sir!

It's really the first time I've been so sober in a long-distance bus, okay?

I really can't figure out what this woman is thinking.Will you flirt?Are straight people so big now?

Xu Ning slept really soundly, and his heart is so big that he is in the Mariana Trench! !

I listened in shock to the flight attendants promoting local specialties, and my mind went blank like an explosion.

Yes, who am I, where am I, what am I doing!

While Xu Ning was asleep, I broadcast the live broadcast to my friends.They are very booing and have been yelling from the beginning of the trip that we are going on a honeymoon.

Thinking about it this way, these monsters are actually quite poisonous?

There was another burst of haggling on WeChat, and I said: Don't make trouble.He's so straightforward, he might be joking with me.

Monster One, the king asked me: Do you really dislike Xiao Xu?

Actually, I'm a little guilty.

I swear when I first met Xu Ning, I really didn't think anything wrong.

The two families are quite familiar, so they often play together.It just so happens that the three views are also quite consistent. There are many things that need to be explained to others, but they can be said with Xu Ning in unison.

Xu Ning was able to catch all my stalks with his bare hands and throw them back.

I often go to Xu Ning's house to eat, and when I'm full, the two of us wash the dishes together. She wipes the dish soap and I clean it up.That feeling is actually very good.

Once her parents were away, I cooked for Xu Ning.

She said she wanted to eat pumpkin soup, and I cooked a big pot for her according to the recipe.The cooking pot is so big, she said it can drink for three days.

I said don't thank me.I like to hide merit and fame deeply.

(Her mother went back and saw a big basin, and said: Call me back and drink it up)

Looking at it this way, maybe washing the dishes washes out the feelings?

But actually I was quite panicked.

I dare not admit to anyone that I like Xu Ning.Anyone including myself.

On the one hand, I think Xu Ning goes straight to the sky.I dare not touch straight people, for fear of poking a hole in myself.

On the other hand, I feel sorry for Xu Ning's mother.Her mother has always been good to me, and I am worried about hurting her mother.

So whenever my cronies and friends mention this, I can seriously say: I don’t like it hahaha.

Then explain it logically to them.

It seems more like convincing myself.

so! ! !After Xu Ning kissed me, my whole body was shocked! ! !Almost scared straight! !

Pooh!Don't say I'm cowardly!

After chatting with the monsters, I suddenly heard the flight attendant waving a bag of beef jerky with one hand holding up the microphone: Hin is delicious!Try it all!I don’t need money for this package, I’ll give you a taste of it for nothing!

With quick eyesight and quick hands, I hurried to grab a small bag.

It's really small, not enough to fit between the teeth.

In fact, I really want to steal it myself! ! !Because it seems to be really delicious! !

The couple next door has broken up!God!I can smell the fragrance!

ah!I want to eat!

No, we have to wait until Xu Ning wakes up to eat together. . .

Ah, just secretly eat a small piece!

No, you can't stop with a small piece. . .

Do you know how much courage it takes for a foodie to save a small package of beef jerky from his own mouth?

It didn't take long for Xu Ning to wake up, looking at me with a sleepy look on his face, very innocent.

Angrily, he tore apart the beef jerky and stuffed it into her mouth.

Xu Ning didn't wake up, his temper was a little bad, and he said a little explosively: What are you doing!

I said: eat!delicious!

Xu Ning's eyes lit up, he pouted a little arrogantly, leaned his head on the leather seat, and slowly ate the beef jerky.

Beef jerky for real!very!good!eat!

I tried my best to hold back the last piece of my heart and leave it to Xu Ning.

I seem to see the green light in my eyes screaming.

Not long after eating the beef jerky, we arrived at our destination.

The driver drove for five hours for the agreed three or four hour journey.

Xu Ning said as soon as he got out of the car: Wow, I really admire my perseverance!I sat for five hours!

I gave her a white look: you?You have no willpower, you are all asleep.

Take your luggage, contact the innkeeper, and then take a taxi to the inn.

The inn is outside the core scenic spot, facing a river.Xu Ning and I like this inn very much, so even if it is the room with the highest budget in our itinerary, we must grit our teeth and stay here!

go out and play!Isn't it just to spend money!

expensive?What are you afraid of!live!

The river view room I booked was on the highest floor, dragging a suitcase to climb up, it was really a useless dog. . .

But as soon as the boss opened the door, I heard Xu Ning exclaim, wow!

Wow!Outside the glass window, the red lanterns on the opposite bank swayed and reflected in the heart of the river, stretching into the distance.

Xu Ning threw away the luggage and spread it on the hanging chair in the room: I can stay here in a daze all night!

oh then don't go to bed tonight

03

The river view is really beautiful.Sitting on a rocking chair, you can watch the river lights swaying in the middle of the river, the crowds on the other side are bustling, the red lanterns hang swaying to the sky, and the neon lights of the county town are flickering slightly in the distance.

Before I set off for this inn, I searched for a long time before I finally settled on it.Seeing that Xu Ning likes it, I feel very happy.

Loving someone starts with making her laugh and never ends.

The room is very delicate, the bed is in the attic, a big bed.

A big bed!A poisonous bed!

I took a break with Xu Ning and went out to look for food.

Walking around the river, I randomly picked up a shop that seemed to be doing well, and ordered local specialties. Xu Ning said that he wanted to eat bamboo rice, so he ordered bamboo rice for her.

It turned out that there was only rice in bamboo tubes for this meal, which was okay. . .It was a meal mixed with blood and tears.

When we are full, we will go for a walk.It's not the peak season, but there are not many people. Xu Ning likes silver jewelry, and he can't move his eyes from the roadside stalls.

Luckily she doesn't have pierced ears!Saved a lot of money can be used to eat happily!

Almost at the end of the road, there is a small island in the middle of the river. A few large uneven rocks are scattered between the riverside and the small island, which can be regarded as a bridge.

Xu Ning jumped over immediately: I really like walking on this kind of stone bridge!

Oh, I want to declare that under normal circumstances, I am not afraid!I'm really not afraid!

I think I am highly skilled and bold, and I used to walk on this kind of bridge like flying.In the end, I really didn't know what was wrong, so I stepped on the first block, looking at the dark and rushing river under my feet, I was shocked. . .

Cowardly! ! !

Looking at the next rock, no matter how I look at it, I feel that I will fall to my death if I step on it, or it will slip! !

I already have a picture of me falling into the water!Help!

ah!I'm not leaving!My feet are starting to go soft!I can already feel my toes shaking!I can't hold onto the ground!

Xu Ning jumped to Jiangxin Island in twos and threes. Looking back, he saw that he was huddled on the stone, and burst into a burst of laughter: You are not afraid, are you?

It's written all over my face that I can't make it through!Do you think I'm afraid?

I said: Well... I seem to be really... well, not good

Xu Ning looked at me again and said: Hahaha you are useless!

Then came back again, stretched out his hand to hold me: let's go!Rubbish!

I really am. . .Well, forget it and hold on, who scares me. . .

With Xu Ning holding my hand, it seemed like a reassurance.I wouldn't write about the reassuring warmth from her palms, nor her back suddenly becoming majestic.

I am really angry and scared!

When she led me to the last stone, she first stood on the island, then turned around and stretched out her hand: Come up!

What's the matter with her playful sneer!How can I cowardly in such a place!

Gritting his teeth, he took a step and stepped onto the solid ground.

Probably because I was covering my chest, and the relieved look was so funny, Xu Ning laughed on the spot until he couldn't straighten up: Chang An, I didn't expect you to be such a rubbish!You are afraid of this!

I turned my head and pretended to admire the scenery.As a result, I saw several pairs of tourists on the island looking at me with a smile.

alright!Stop messing around!Might as well fall into the water!

Xu Ning almost laughed at me all the way, we are going to cross the bridge to the other side, she also showed a very concerned little look in her eyes, she stretched out her hand and said: Do you want to hold me~

I crossed the bridge on my own, and took my stubborn people to swim downstream. After walking for a long time, I saw a bridge on the river, and tourists in twos and threes put river lanterns on it.

I told Xu Ning: Why don't you just go through here and go back to the inn?

Xu Ning said yes.

As a result, we regretted it as soon as we walked up.

The children selling lamps, carrying baskets like zombies, immediately surrounded them.Stare innocent big eyes: Sisters!buy a light!

To be honest, I have been hurt by this innocent look too many times along the way.The scenic spot before we came to the ancient town was to climb the mountain.

Halfway up the mountain, there are Koduo Koduo grandmothers who are setting up stalls and selling small oranges.The old grandmas with their silver hair sat there to greet tourists.Both Xu Ning and I felt that it was too difficult for the old ladies to carry so many things on their backs.

So I bought water from the first grandmother I met, who was quite funny.When we passed by and turned back, the old lady was very surprised and said, "Why are you back?"

I said: I bought a bottle of water, you have worked very hard.

The old grandma smiled very happily, saying that these things were carried up from the foot of the mountain.He was also very enthusiastic about letting me eat a cake.

I climbed up with water, walked up to Xu Ning, and took a sip.Suddenly remembered that there was an empty bottle in the bag.

Me: You pour water into that empty bottle and return the plastic bottle.It can be sold for money!

Xu Ning: Yes, I just wanted to tell you

look!tacit agreement!

When I turned back for the second time, the old grandma almost screamed: Why are you back again!

Crooked please!I'm here to send you money!Granny, are you so surprised that you dislike me?

When the grandma called out, I caught a glimpse of Xu Ning standing on the steps and laughing.

I said: Return your bottle, you can sell it for money

The grandma thanked us again, and showed us the way, telling us that we will be there soon, in 5 minutes!

As a result, we feared for 15 minutes with hope (smile)

Later, we met more and more old ladies on the road! !He was very enthusiastic and said: The stall is about to be closed!There are also three bags of oranges for ten yuan!help!

Before I even had time to hesitate, I was stuffed full of it! !Xu Ning took out the money while laughing.

Damn chicken, I carried a bag of oranges and climbed the mountain, and I was moved by myself!

I can set up another stall!

Both Xu Ning and I are helpless against this kind of marketing for the elderly and children.A lot of money was thrown out along the way.

So when the group of children told us, my sister should buy a lamp, I rejected the first one ruthlessly, and lost in the second one.

Oh it turns out the first child and the second child are from the same family.

It turns out that it can still engage in monopoly!

Bought Xu Ning a headlamp with five wicks, asked her to make a wish and let it go.

When lighting the lamp, she finally stopped laughing at me.Because the wind is too strong, she can't light it hahahahahaha!

I don't know what Xu Ning wished, I was quite curious, so I didn't have any vague expectations in my heart that it would be related to me.

But he felt that it was impossible, so he took advantage of her lowering her head to light the lamp, laughed at herself, and then took a good photo of her.

(I later found out that it really had nothing to do with me! Explosion!)

Xu Ning's lamp hadn't drifted very far, when we suddenly found a small dam, and then her lamp flicked a few times without giving up, and was submerged pitifully.

Xu Ning: . . .

Me: Hahahahahahahahaha!

After seeing He Deng's heroic sacrifice, Xu Ning and I walked back to the inn.

At the entrance of the inn, I bought some barbecue and took a bottle of beer of more than 50 yuan in the freezer of the inn.

What we drink is not wine, but feelings.

Go back to the room, open the glass window, pillow on the sound of running water, eat barbecue with beer, and have a small cigarette.

ah!Life!So cute!

Xu Ning and I didn't speak, our bare feet were on the window bier, and the wind was blowing so comfortably that we felt a little chilly.

We have a lot of moments where the two of us don't talk and just stare together.Once we made an appointment to go to the movies, and I was tangled up when I went to the restaurant. In the end, we decided to eat both and bought movie tickets for more than three o'clock.

It was still early after lunch, we had nowhere to go and started chatting on the road, from having something to say to nothing, then remembering the topic and then talking to nothing.Sit by the lake in the park in a daze, and then walk back to the cinema when the time comes.

Halfway along the way, I encountered a theater troupe setting up a stage, and the musicians were rehearsing, and the two of them mingled with a group of gray-haired old people's homes to watch for a while.

I thought Xu Ning would be angry, and not everyone is willing to go with me like this.Fortunately, it was winter, and the sun still felt warm, otherwise Xu Ning would have torn me up or made me explode on the spot.

Until we sat side by side on the hanging chair in the inn, listening to the waves of the river, I realized that I liked the feeling of staying with her more than I thought.

Free and happy.

It was very "painful" and fast, and my feet were numb.

Although I didn't want to get up, my body was honestly numb, which was really cool. (circle laughs)

Me: My feet are numb. . .If you can't get up, you will fall to your death. .

Xu Ning: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Me: (so angry) Help me up quickly!

Xu Ning: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Then she turned and went to the bathroom to brush her teeth.

It's really considerate, I can't bear to see me fall to my death.

I suddenly remembered, and then I went downstairs to buy a Coke.

Because that bottle of beer was so undrinkable that it was in a wonderful state.It feels like the Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water in the wine world!

Tell you to pretend!The wallet was hacked!

After Xu Ning washed up, he climbed upstairs and lay down. I dawdled for a while, turned off the lights, doors and windows, and checked again.

Xu Ning left me a lamp by the bed, warm yellow.

There was only one big bed in the attic, and Xu Ning huddled in it.

Ge You immediately became paralyzed on the bed, feeling that the light above his head was too dazzling.

I pushed Xu Ning: Hey, turn off the lights

Xu Ning: The light is on your side

I reached out and fumbled around my head, but couldn't find it.

Xu Ning rolled his eyes at the side: You are really trash!

Me: you can do it

Xu Ning clicked her tongue, stood up suddenly, and leaned over. Her long hair slid down with the movement, and scratched the tip of my nose with a provocative itch.

It's too close!

Where is my breath!I can't breathe!

How do I exhale!Will you call her?

With a click, the light went out, and there was a familiar soft touch sliding over my mouth in a flash.

then

no then

I screamed straight away!Probably closer to howling! whatever!

Fuck me, I'm a crooked girl!I think I must be the leader in teasing girls!From the bottom of my heart, I believe that I must be the one on top!Actually!within a day!quilt!the same woman!Kissed twice!

Twice! !One ang two this one time!

My world is dark, um, because the lights are off.

Fortunately, the lights are off!Can't see my blushing become a monkey ass!

After Xu Ning finished this thing that almost shook my three views, Baji lay down, and I heard her chuckle, with a hint of a plot to succeed.

? ? ? ?

As a gongjun, I feel insulted.

In the continuous shock of my little heart, in this darkness where I can't see my fingers, I decided to fight back.

Baby don't hesitate!How can you be cowardly!

☆, my friend, your pace is too fast!

04

I fought back. (smirk

Before I was about to fight back, at that moment, I remembered one thing.

Just the night before the previous attraction, we stayed on the hill.The conditions on the mountain were not good, so I chose a B&B with electric blankets and a two-story building.

Because the mountain is quite tidal.In many travel notes, the bed is first dried with an electric blanket.

The result is really damp, and water can be wrung out around the rainy season.

Xu Ning said that I was sick: I knew it would be tide!Finally got a tatami room on the second floor?What is it if you are not sick?

As soon as Xu Ning and I got the room, the first thing we did was to bake the bed.Then I went downstairs to eat, the dry pot stew made by the aunt of the hotel, with local characteristics, the specific name is not listed, let you guess, anyway, you can't eat it.

Hee hee hee, hit me!

Anyway, Xu Ning and I ate this dish for three meals, and it was so delicious.

Well, you can't eat it anyway!Slightly slightly!

(I searched for a long time and couldn't find the expression of slightly slightly! The rope is angry!)

The stew was quite spicy, so I went to buy Coke from the next door that said Fair Price Shop.

My boss!Want a bottle of Coke!

Boss: (playing mahjong) Dongfeng!That!help yourself!

Me: oh how much

Boss: Red!five pieces

The agreed-upon cheap store? ? ? ?Are you kidding me? ?Believe it or not, you can't make a mess at night?

Coke with steaming stew, it's so refreshing!

After we finished eating, we went back to the room. During the period, we shamelessly went to the hotel next door to find a carpool partner to watch the sunrise the next morning. Then we stood at the door of the hotel and watched the stars with Xu Ning for a while. After being frozen like a fool Desperately returned to the room.

Really frozen into a fool!

As soon as Xu Ning entered the room, she shrank into her bed, and the electric blanket made the bed warm.I sit on my bed and watch TV.

Xu Ning: I want to drink Coke

I handed the Coke to Xu Ning, plugged in the phone to charge and continued watching TV.After Xu Ning finished drinking the Coke, he casually put the Coke on the bedside.

Not long after, my mobile phone rang. When I took the phone, I saw that the USB cable was very close to the Coke. I thought about handling it carefully, what if I spilled the Coke.

It shouldn't be spilled, hahahaha!It must be covered, haha. . .

Kuang, eh, the splash of Coke is so beautiful.

I:. . .Ahhhhh!

Xu Ning: . . . . .

My face hurts! ! !

Coke was spilled on Xu Ning's bed, Xu Ning was so angry that he lost his temper, I quickly turned off the electric blanket for fear of electrocuting her.

Xu Ning: What should I do?

Me: Tsk. . .At this point, the homestay lady should be sleeping, right?

Xu Ning: Yes. . .Didn't she just say that if it's cold to get the sheets by herself, don't ask her to do it. . .She said she was too busy?

Me: Uh that. . .Or sleep together?

Looking at the poor little bed in the standard room, Xu Ning sighed.

Me: Oh, how do I know that you will not cover it. . .

Xu Ning: Then why are you so stupid to knock over!

I:. . .Tsk, fortunately it's not a double room, hahaha

Xu Ning rolled his eyes non-stop.

Xu Ning, who was splashed with Coke on the bed, squeezed into my little bed.The bed was really cramped!I planned to get a good night's sleep and get enough energy to climb the mountain the next day, but it turned out that I was squeezed together again!

I don't know who wants to sleep with whom!

Me: Xu Ning, do you want to sleep with me!The lid does not cover!

Xu Ning: Do you really want to sleep with me?Why touch it well!

I:. . .Well, it's good to squeeze, it's warm!ha! (Siri laughs)

I could feel Xu Ning rolling his eyes in the dark.

Xu Ning turned her back to me, and I almost slept next to her, the bed is small.

Asleep and falling asleep, my breathing had just stabilized when Xu Ning suddenly shrank his neck and started laughing, which made me look dazed.

Me: what are you doing?

Xu Ning shrank his neck: Oh, you are annoying!

I am baffled: what am I doing?

Xu Ning: Don't breathe on my neck and back!

Me: huh? ? ?

Xu Ning: Tsk!i'm afraid of this

Me: Oh?oh!Oh~

I started blowing on Xu Ning's neck frantically, like a blower.Hurrah!Xu Ning laughed so hard that he almost lost his voice, and shrank to nowhere to hide.As soon as she hid from me, I got excited, and in the end I simply took her into my arms and blew hard.

I don’t know why our painting style on the bed is so unpretentious and unaffected!Koko!

Xu Ning yelled because I was so exhausted, it turned out to be because I blew on her.It's true to say it, with a big heart.

After the fuss was over, I was finally able to sleep well, and finally fell into a drowsy sleep, and suddenly felt that something was wrong!

Something got into my clothes!

And pinched me!

I was stunned! ! !Works better than twenty alarm clocks!

That thing is Xu Ning's hand, she said before that she sleeps badly, who would have thought it would be so bad!

The pinched place is my chest!I really want to shake her awake!

Thinking about it, I feel that my post should start from here, and the name is: I was awakened by a friend touching my chest in my sleep

I want to add five exclamation points! ! ! ! !

Xu Ning pinched it and thought it felt good, but he did it a few more times.Leave me alone in the dark, struggling! !

is she awakeStill dreaming?Fuck?

Shall I take her hand out?It would be embarrassing if she was awake!

what to do?Are straight people so big now? !

For such a highly skilled and courageous person, the landlord must be able to accomplish things beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

I struggled for a while, and then I started to feel sleepy.After thinking about it, let it go if you like it! !Is it okay for me to act as if I don’t know! !

Hehehe! ! !

After not tangling, I fell asleep.

Look, the so-called insomnia is just thinking about things in your mind.

This is not the most irritating thing. When I woke up early in the morning, I tentatively asked Xu Ning: Do you know what you were doing in bed last night?

Xu Ning thought about it seriously, and was a little embarrassed: huh?I don't know, I'm a bad sleeper

me: oh. . .nothing, you say you're a pig

So angry! ! ! !Really angry! ! ! !But it's embarrassing not to keep smiling! ! !I can't say enough about you last night! !touched my boobs? ?

Anyway, Xu Ning didn't know what happened, the host is such a kind and face-saving person, of course he wouldn't tell her!

It's good to know this kind of thing!Roll your eyes to Malaysia!

Now is the time for revenge!Bahahahaha!

When Xu Ning was on the sidelines, he was as witty as me and had already acted.

Speed ​​is the most important thing!

Seeing me move, Xu Ning gave me a disdainful smack: Baked Chicken~

Just wait, I'm about to turn salted fish over.

In the dark, he reached out to fish him into his arms, and turned on the blower mode.

Xu Ning shrank back with a wow, almost rolling.Oh, but I feel that she is in this state, quite like a loach rolling in the mud.

Xu Ning: It's a foul for you to do this.

Me: Do you still have the strength to speak?

Xu Ning: Ahahahahahahaha. . .No more no more!stop stop stop!no more~

Me (smile): I heard that women want everything they don’t want in bed

Xu Ning: My God! !Help! !

Me: broken throat won't come to save you

Xu Ning was struggling in my arms and was about to go to the sky, but I "accidentally" slipped my hand. In this world, I am not afraid of ten thousand but just in case

If one day, your friend slaps you on the chest, will you slap backhand?

Xu Ning's answer was a shy moan.

Um? ? ? ?

I'm confused again! !

What the hell!What happened to that shy "hmm"? ?Shouldn't you slap me backhand and call me a hooligan? ?Then get angry and ignore me? !

Director Xu!Your plot is wrong! !

I, I, I can't keep up with the rhythm!

Xu Ning must be my wife.The kind you can never quit.

Otherwise, why I, who is so witty, was stunned when I met her.

I won't talk about how it feels, I want to keep such an enjoyable thing alone.Slightly slightly =v=

The landlord is a selfish cheapskate with a particularly narrow mind.

With my right hand intimately attached to Xu Ning's indescribable part, I kept thinking why she didn't slap my big ears.

I'm not stupid, I just don't have the courage to think about it.My timidity filled my head with "shit" and "why".

Gangzhen, if time goes back a few years and Xu Ning is in front of me, I will eat her up immediately, and there will be no scum left.But maybe at an age when you are very careful about what you do, you have learned restraint and reason for what you desire in your heart.

I will be afraid, and I will be afraid of her rejection before I try hard.She felt ashamed of her parents before she even started.

After a fall, I got up on the spot, but I didn't dare to move on.So I tried a lot, and dare not give my sincerity easily.

The moonlight outside the window was very good, and a little silvery white soft light climbed through the curtains and spilled into the room.By the moonlight, I could see the slight blush on Xu Ning's face.

I:. . .that. . .Are you still making trouble?

Xu Ning was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes: You are annoying!Very annoying!

I:. . .Ah that. . .

Xu Ning turned his back: sleep! !

oh. . .

I didn't dare to ask the question, the question that has come to my lips, sometimes the person who wants to cherish it the most dare not try it lightly.

My good friend Monster Beast No. [-], I am too lazy to name her, so I will call her No. [-].Number two told me before I set off, don't play around.She probably expected what would happen.

I told number two, no, some people are too precious to lose.

My feelings for Xu Ning sprouted before I was aware of it.It grows better than the little flowers and grasses that I water and care for every day.

It happened to be Valentine's Day before departure, so I thought about it all night and didn't know what to give Xu Ning.

I didn't want to give her anything at first, and a feeling that I didn't want to reveal should have been endured until it disappeared.But I couldn't help it, so I wanted to give something less obvious.

We made an appointment to watch a movie and have dinner on Valentine's Day. According to Xu Ning's words, it is "single dogs and friends for the holiday".We also bought lovers seats, sitting among a bunch of lovers, holding high the raging flames of the FFF group.

We watched three movies in one go, and when we were transitioning, we happened to see the new opening of a nobleman in chocolate.

Xu Ning likes this noble chocolate very much, saying it is delicious.

Of course, if it were me, seeing the price, I would definitely say it was delicious, Keke!

Me: Hey, let's go!Give you a Valentine's Day gift!

As soon as we walked up the escalator, I pointed to the nobleman downstairs and told her.

Xu Ning was a little surprised: Are you real or fake?

Me: Oh, it was true, but soon it will be fake

Xu Ning: Very expensive!you really want to send me

I couldn't help but want to roll my eyes: Damn, if you hesitate any longer, you will be gone!

Xu Ning: Not good!Really?Oh yes. . .it's not good! !

I'm completely impatient: I'm going upstairs soon! 3. . . 2. . .

Xu Ning: Yes! ! !

I couldn't help but burst out laughing: let's go downstairs and buy chocolates

Xu Ning was so excited that he almost groaned, grabbed my arm and shook it vigorously, almost dragging me into the store.

Xu Ning: Hey!Which do you want to eat!

Me: are you stupid?I want to give you, of course I choose what you like.

Xu Ning: Well, can I buy this handmade one?

Me: buy it if you like it, you pick me and pay

Xu Ning happily went to pick out chocolates, and the teller sister was holding a delicate little clip behind the glass table and smiled at me with an inexplicable meaning, which made me feel embarrassed.

Xu Ning was very tangled in choosing, and in the end she simply bought everything she liked.

When I paid, my heart was aching. . .never mind! !As long as she is happy! ! !

But that idiot didn't seem to feel anything. . .

I don't know whether to be happy or disappointed.Maybe you should cry! !

Oh shit!Retarded!Don't think too much about sending chocolates!

Angry baby!

So even if I emphasized it with number two, I will definitely control the rhythm.

But who knew this rhythm was completely off the rails! !

Xu Ning, who was sleeping next to me, was breathing gradually. I turned sideways to see her silhouette in the dark, and secretly reached out my hand, pretending to be sleeping poorly, and wrapped her in my arms.

Just let me be greedy, just be greedy.

05

I didn't book a very detailed itinerary in the ancient town, so I just walked around and only saw two places to eat.I was worried that there were not enough places to eat, and I didn't know where to go to eat.

It turned out to be super redundant to worry about!

Because we sleep until noon! ! !

Climbing the mountain is really tiring! !We also hiked almost the entire distance! !

I was woken up by the unstoppable crowd outside the window, only to realize that it was already noon!

Me: Hey Xu Ning!Xu Ning!

Xu Ning: . . . . . .

Me: are you a pig?Xu Ning! ! !

Wake her up and I'll be pissed off, really.

After waking up Xu Ning, we'll wash up and start