Orange Jiang Yutang

After eating the hot pot, the four of them started playing Landlords again. Of course, Cheng would not rely entirely on Jiang Yutang's guidance, but the opponents were all masters, and they could only listen to Su Yan: "Zhi Zha Zha!" and Ye Shaoyin: "No!"

After the two lost more than 1000 yuan, Cheng Ran pulled Jiang Yutang up and ran, shouting as he ran, "Gambling is harmful to your health! We are going home!"

Su Yan chased after him, "Big bets hurt your body, but small bets make you happy. Hurry up and take out the money you lost!"

"Gambling without paying is a small gamble, bye!"

Jiang Yutang and Ye Shaoyin laughed as they watched the two chasing after each other.

However, the happy time always passes quickly, Ye Shaoyin and Jiang Yutang are going to the mountain to help in a blink of an eye, so Ye Shaoyin also sends Su Yan to the godmother's house, which is also Jiang Yutang's mother's house.

It is said that their journey will be very bumpy. First, they have to take a plane, then a train, and then a bus, and then a donkey cart, and finally they have to rely on their legs...

Cheng Ran and Su Yan stared dumbfounded at the three characters of the donkey cart. They could put an egg in their mouths. How could they still have the energy to save people after this journey?Just kidding, okay?

Ye Shaoyin and Jiang Yutang were quite calm. They dragged their luggage and bid farewell to the wife who was seeing them off, and set foot on the road to the mountain.

Today is Friday, he is resting naturally, idly flipping through the sheet music he just bought, Su Yan doesn't know what he is playing with the computer, and he sits there all morning without moving his place.

Cheng Ran suddenly became curious, "Su Yan, what, is someone bullying you?"

Su Yan didn't turn his head back, just spit out two words, "No." Then he stared at the computer intently.

"No one bullied you... You, why did you have an anal fissure?" Cheng Ran was actually a little embarrassed to ask, but he was also curious, and he would feel too panicked if he didn't ask!

"Oh, that? I stabbed it myself with a gun." When Su Yan said this, it was as natural as saying that it would rain today.

"..." Cheng Ran was dumbfounded, and involuntarily tightened the little chrysanthemum.

It's very pornographic and violent!

After another hour or so, Su Yan turned off the computer, let out a breath of foul air, threw himself on the bed and fell asleep.

Then he felt a pair of eyes staring at him all the time, thinking about who it was, he stretched his waist and turned to look at the people around him and asked, "Why are you looking at me?"

Cheng Ran pointed at his butt, "Are you too hard on yourself?" Thinking about it, I was covered in cold sweat, how painful it was!

Su Yan rubbed his nose and said awkwardly: "The first time it broke because I didn't understand it. The second time it was because I could touch Ye Shaoyin, and it broke again when I gritted my teeth and stomped my foot..."

Cheng Ran was so shocked that he couldn't speak, and he co-authored it more than once!

Sure enough, love makes people crazy!

The next day Cheng Ran went to work, Su Yan made a fuss about going too, but when Su Yan came out of the bathroom, Cheng Ran was dumbfounded again!

Wearing a long white chiffon dress, white patent leather low-heeled shoes, plus Su Yan's shoulder-length hair, a little light makeup, I'll fuck it!

"How do you let the girl live, Su Yan!" Cheng Ran took out her phone and took several photos and sent them to Ye Shaoyin, with the title "Your wife is so ecstatic!"

Speaking of which, Jiang Yutang and Ye Shaoyin's signal was really bad at that place!The two had been away for a week and only talked on the phone once. The rest of the time it was a busy signal, or they couldn't get through. The only time Jiang Yutang called was standing on the roof.

Su Yan and Cheng Ran are about the same height, and both of them are very good-looking. Walking together on the main road, they turn their heads back every minute.

Cheng Ran was looked down upon, but Su Yan still leaned on him, and finally persisted until he went to the hotel, Su Yan's ancestor had to go to the toilet again, so Cheng Ran had to resign himself to his fate and lead the way.

When approaching the door of the toilet, Cheng Ran suddenly turned around and asked, "Are you going to the women's room or the men's room?"

"Pfft...Are you stupid? If I go to the women's room, I'm playing hooligans? Of course it's a man!" Su Yan walked into the men's room openly after speaking.

There was a row of urinals standing by the side of the urinal, one of them cut off the flow when Su Yan came in, and the other one washed all the shoes.

Without even looking at them, Su Yan stood in front of the urinal, lifted up his long skirt and released the younger brother to finish the job, and whistled happily.

Standing at the door, Cheng Ran heard a panting sound coming from inside, and secretly covered her face, I don't know him!I do not know him!

Su Yan straightened his skirt conveniently, and was about to go out when he realized that those people were still in the same posture as they came in just now, and then said to them with a slight smile, "Hey, haven't you seen a dick? Are you walking the birds?" Then he pointed to the fat old man in the innermost place, "Big Brother! We've wet our shoes."

Su Yan was puzzled, why didn't he respond yet?

So he cleared his throat and shouted, "Come here! You're playing hooligans!"

After yelling, he covered his eyes and ran out of the men's room, leaving behind a group of awakened people to quickly pull up their pants.

Cheng Ran looked depressedly at Su Yan handing the phone to the person who was shaking with laughter.

"Su Yan! Are you going against the sky?" Ye Shaoyin, who was standing on tiptoe on the roof to receive signals everywhere, growled, "How dare you go out for me when you're dressed like that? What do you want? Ah?"

When Su Yan heard Ye Shaoyin's voice, he immediately recovered his serious face, and said happily, "Shaoyin, when are you coming back? I miss you!"

"..." Ye Shaoyin was so angry that she couldn't vent her anger, she thought to herself, this little bastard, he must be disciplined when he goes back!

There was a noise on the phone, and then I heard Jiang Yutang urging: "It's my turn, it's my turn."

Su Yan had to hand the phone to Cheng Ran who was covering his face, "Here, your husband wants to talk to you."

Cheng Ran blushed, he took it at a glance and said: "His wife is too energetic, let him come back quickly, I can't growl!"

From the phone, Jiang Yutang's low laughter flowed into Cheng Ran's heart with a moving melody, "Soon, I'll be back in seven days...Xiao Ran, do you miss me?"

Cheng Ran clutched the phone and avoided Su Yan, whispering: "Well, I thought about it."

Jiang Yutang's eyes were full of brilliance, and he looked up at the blue sky and said softly: "I miss you too, especially!"

Because Jiang Yutang said that he missed him very much, Cheng Ran was very happy all day long, and even the songs he played were very joyful, and the last song was a dream wedding.

Fairy Su Yan was able to dance to the piano music, and the dance was so impressive that many people gathered in the hall at once.

So Boss Qiu appeared again, staring at the dancer for a long time, always felt that this dancer seemed to have been seen before but also seemed not to be seen.

Then Qiu Hua wanted Su Yan to work for him, but Su Yan refused, because Ye Shaoyin didn't seem to like him that much just now.

In fact, he was wrong. Ye Shaoyin didn't like him like this, but she didn't like him like this in front of others. A man's possessiveness is really scary!

When I got home at night, Mother Su and Aunt Zhang were twisting Yangko in the Jiangnan style of Uncle Psy. Cheng really couldn't understand the rhythm. Northeast Yangko with horse riding dance... the style of painting seemed a little messy.

As soon as Cheng Ran came to the front, her face was covered with red silk on the waists of Mama Jiang and Aunt Zhang. Mama Jiang shouted excitedly: "Daughter-in-law! The food is in the pot, dance with Mama after eating!"

Su Yan stood at the door holding back a smile and watched Cheng Ran fled in despair.

After eating, Cheng Ran and Su Yan fled back to the bedroom non-stop, and then heaved a sigh of relief.Don't twist the yangko even if you beat it to death!Not to mention dancing and twisting Yangko along with horseback riding!

Cheng Ran went to take a shower first, and within a short while after entering, she heard Su Yan laughing so hard that he was slapping the table and beating the bed.

Su Yan was still smiling until Cheng Ran came out wearing a bath towel after washing. Cheng Ran felt that the child was stupid, so he stretched out his foot and kicked his ass twice, "What are you doing? You are laughing like this."

Su Yan smiled and picked up the phone and waved to Cheng Ran, "Come here, I'll read it to you, I laughed so hard."

Cheng Ran curiously sat beside Su Yan and waited for him to read.

Su Yan suppressed his laughter and read: "A person on Weibo said that he bought a pair of swimming trunks and a box of Shuanghui ham sausage, and then they came back at the same time. When he commented, he wrote it backwards. , wrote the comment about the swimming trunks on the sausage... haha..."

"He said that the size is very comfortable and the size is just right, and then do you know what the seller replied? Haha...the seller said dear, be careful! I laughed so hard...haha!"

Cheng Ran: "..."

He doesn't even know where the joke is, okay?

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