Uncle, hello

Men are visual animals, and if they feel that a person is good-looking, they can have desires.However, love is a steady flow of water, and it will happen when it is ripe.

Jiang Yi felt that his uncle's appearance was completely in line with his taste, and even firmly grasped his heart. No matter in terms of face or figure, it was a standard configuration of a male god.

When not smiling, that face belongs to the ascetic family, if it can make him show a look of desire, it will definitely be very exciting.There are also those long legs, the shape of the legs is extremely beautiful, if you can make him open or bend, or pose in various shapes, it will definitely be beautiful.And the buttocks are upturned, the waist and abdomen are lean, and the hands are slender and well-defined. If you can let him cling to you, the joints will turn white or curl up unconsciously due to hard work. , that is also extremely beautiful.

But these are just thoughts, Jiang Yi doesn't have the guts to really do it.Since he came back from Uncle Yao on the second day of junior high school, he didn't dare to say a few words to Jiang Yilang.

Jiang Yilang seemed to avoid him intentionally or unintentionally, he could often hear Jiang Yilang calling next door, sometimes it was about work, sometimes it was personal.

Someone asked about Li Jiahui, and Jiang Yilang said that it was a split.

The man seemed to be very regretful, Jiang Yilang said it was no big deal, and at the same time talked about property issues, the man praised him for his generosity, Jiang Yilang replied blankly, just to clean it up.

The man also said that he was cold-blooded, and that the relationship of several years was divided without any nostalgia, so he couldn't deny it.

Finally, Jiang Yilang said, you are friends with me and Li Jiahui, if you are on my side, I don’t care whether you still have contact with him for the time being, but if you are on his side to inquire about my situation, then don’t blame me You're welcome.I have no turning back with him, and we will never see each other again, whether he misses it or regrets it, it has nothing to do with me.If he still comes to get involved, it will only make me feel sick!

After hanging up the phone, he immediately called another person and asked the other person to change the ticket, two days earlier.

This day is the fourth day of junior high school, so he decided to leave tomorrow.

Jiang Yi's heart twitched suddenly.He didn't get along with Jiang Yilang for a long time, and those dirty thoughts came from his own desires, maybe after he left, time would slowly fade away.

He and him are just uncles and nephews, just a greeting during the New Year and holidays, that's all.

But unexpectedly, Jiang Yilang didn't make it.

At around two o'clock in the afternoon, Aunt Yao called and announced that my second uncle had died.

My second uncle has suffered from dementia for several years, and my second aunt has been working at home, making it difficult to go out.Last year, I narrowly escaped it once, and was rushed to the hospital to be rescued. This time, I am afraid that the lamp is really exhausted.

As a nephew, Jiang Yilang had to rush over.

Jiang's father caught the train to G province on the second day of junior high school, and Jiang's aunt was not in L county. Jiang's mother had several relatives who were leaving and couldn't get away.Uncle Jiang's family treats guests, and it is impossible to abandon the guests.

Therefore, Jiang Yi and Jiang Yilang were the only ones who rushed over that afternoon.

Of course, several cousins ​​from the Li family also rushed over one after another. Zhang Chong waited for them at Gaobei, saying that he would leave the battery car at his house and take his car down together.

The coffin bought now has also arrived, and a special person will collect the coffin and pack it. Jiang Yilang and others went, first knelt down to burn the paper, and then helped with the work.

Zheng Guanyuan has lost his mind, and his uncle is presiding over everything.

After dinner, they were going to sit up all night, but my second aunt told them to go back and come back tomorrow night.Because the coffin will be released in the morning the day after tomorrow, and tomorrow night will be the official sitting night.

Zhang Chong said that it is not safe to ride a bicycle at night, so it is better to sleep at their house.

Jiang Yilang thought about it and agreed.

There are only two people in Zhang Chong's house, Aunt Yao and Zhang Chong, so the room is relatively rich.They first watched TV in the living room upstairs, and then the uncle called and told the arrangements of the Li family on various matters, such as how many gifts to give, whether to play hand gongs and drums, whether to invite foreign drums and foreign numbers, and if How is it apportioned, who pays for what.He emphasized that everyone should be united, and no one should be awkward. As for the gift giving, it was also in the name of each nephew, and the older generation had other arrangements.

After explaining all the matters, Aunt Yao said: "Big brother gave you such an instruction, so everyone doesn't have to worry too much, just do as he said."

After chatting for a while, Aunt Yao became concerned about Jiang Yi, asked him about his work, and told him to go back to school and look for a job seriously, and Jiang Yi responded one by one.

"Then Xiaoyi, are you playing with your girlfriend at school?"

Jiang Yi said: "No."

Aunt Yao: "Why don't you play one? You are so talented and handsome, how can no girl like you?"

Jiang Yi smiled.

Aunt Yao: "You still have to play tricks in school, otherwise those girls from society will be very snobbish, they have to be handsome, rich, have a car and a house, otherwise they don't want to."

Jiang Yi didn't speak, Zhang Chong said: "Xiaoyi has a personal plan, Mom, don't urge people to fall in love and get married all day long."

As soon as Aunt Yao heard this, the flames of war immediately shifted to Zhang Chong, "I haven't talked about you yet! When will you and Xie Hui get married? Don't you have a baby for me?"

Zhang Chong said, "Don't worry, don't worry..."

Aunt Yao snorted coldly: "I'll just watch you wait, wait until Xiaoyi is married, if you don't get married, you'll be an old bachelor!"

Zhang Chong said: "Isn't there still Brother Lang'er! I'm the youngest!"

Aunt Yao glanced at Jiang Yilang: "Can you compare with your brother Lang'er? What is the reason for not getting married, and why are you not getting married? What can you compare to? Really!"

Zhang Chong laughed and said, "I might also like men one day, Mom, do you agree or not?"

Aunt Yao said angrily: "I agree with a hammer! See if I don't beat you to death! Xie Hui is a good daughter-in-law, if you dare not marry her, don't call me mom."

After arguing for a while, Jiang Yi was about to go back to his room to sleep, and Jiang Yilang was with him.Before entering the door, Jiang Yi said, "I won't get married either."

Jiang Yilang was stunned: "Why?"

Jiang Yi: "I don't want to end it."

Jiang Yilang: "If you don't want to get married now, you will change your mind later."

Jiang Yi said with certainty: "No, since I was very young, I have made sure that I will never get married in the future, and I will never get married."

Jiang Yilang was silent for a moment: "What if your girlfriend wants to get married?"

Jiang Yi smiled: "So I don't want to be a girlfriend now. Anyone who has been in love before knows that it won't last long, kid! Now if you are in love, you may rush to get married. Why should I get married?"

Jiang Yilang asked: "Then why don't you get married?"

Jiang Yi thought for a while, but finally didn't say anything.

He didn't get married because of his mother.

Later, Jiang Yi was lying on the bed, and heard that Zhang Chong seemed to go in next door, talking to Jiang Yilang all the time.He was very disturbed, but he felt that he had no position.

In fact, what could Jiang Yilang really want to do with Zhang Chong?Unrelated cousins, what's more, Zhang Chong's intention may be to sleep twice, and it is unlikely for a long time.

Another example is that he just wants to sleep with Jiang Yilang.The difference is that Zhang Chong has other purposes, and he just wants to sleep with him.

But when compared, they are all equally dirty, and he is even more dirty, because that is his uncle, and that is immoral.

That's all, nothing, don't expect anything, don't think about anything.

On the day when the coffin was unearthed, they wore sackcloth and filial piety, Zheng Guanyuan held the spirit tablet, and his wife carried the portrait, and almost knelt down to see off the second uncle.

And these nephews and grandchildren carried wreaths and walked ahead.

Standing in the open space of the cemetery, Jiang Yilang said suddenly: "I hope that one day I will die and lie in a coffin and be sent up the mountain by my family instead of being cremated and buried alone in the cemetery."

Just as Jiang Yi was about to say yes, Jiang Yilang smiled wryly again: "However, probably no one will come to hold the portrait for me with the spirit card."

The Duan Ling card must be a filial son, that is, only a biological son can do it.

Jiang Yi stared blankly at Jiang Yilang's face, no emotion could be seen on his face, as if expressionless.

But Jiang Yi felt that this man seemed to be afraid of dying alone.

So he said: "At that time, I will hold the spirit card for you, and I will send you to the grave. In my lifetime, I will enshrine your spirit tablet in the Ming Hall. During the holidays, I will go to your grave to worship. Now, I will also leave a pair of bowls and chopsticks for you. But after you die, I probably won't live long."

Jiang Yi's voice was slow and firm.

Jiang Yilang looked at him, looked into his eyes, and then smiled, without saying anything.