when question marks become people

After working overtime at the company, Lu Hang went home and watched two live broadcasts from beginning to end. He should have been exhausted, but he was so excited that he wanted to go to the roof to set off fireworks-finally he was able to say his name openly!

Lu Hang had no name before, only a code name, Laiqian Product Manager.Of course, this situation was his own imagination.

Given that he was just a small person, when people he didn't know mentioned him, it could only be because of one thing.The product manager is a position that is often scolded outside, and is popular in the country for mutual harm and self-deprecating. Lu Hang’s cultivation has not yet mastered. When the "talented" product manager came up with it, he wished he didn't have a name.

But now, he had to restrain himself so hard that he could stop the hands that wanted to reply "I call Lu Hang".

He couldn't sleep, and little sparks lit up in the northern hemisphere of his brain, causing the little thinking penguins who lived there to jump around and try to scratch their heads.

Lu Hang got up, thinking like a spring to write the report, and felt that it was not enough, so he made another PPT.As soon as he graduated, he got money. Because he is the nephew of the boss, everyone regarded him as a related household, and gave him the green light for non-principle issues. After he realized this, he worked harder, tried his best, and wanted to prove himself. even more shameful.This time, he will rise again.

The down-to-earth young nephew of the boss took the initiative to speak again at the meeting, and the department boss was relieved, but his point was a bit big. "Highly recommend the anchor 'Kindergarten Wen Teacher', and open up an education section?"

"I also noticed this anchor. In the data summary that just came out this morning, his viewership growth rate ranks very high among newcomers, and his audience stickiness is particularly high. The rate of clicking to see the end and clicking to follow is close to 100%. But the overall rewards are not too many, and the number of comments is not too much. It is fine to give an ordinary recommendation, but it may not be enough to be the main pusher." This colleague pulled out the form for everyone to see.

As soon as Lu Hang was about to open his mouth, a female colleague snatched his words: "You didn't click in to see it? His avatar, name, and theme are very common, and the cover is the default one of the system, but you will know it when you click in. He is so handsome, his voice is so nice, his knowledge is so rich, his speech is so good, his attractiveness is so high! There are few rewards because he has limited the amount of rewards, and there are few comments because we are reluctant to post Break! I'm sure, this is definitely a super male god who can take money to the next level!"

The elder sister spoke normally at the beginning, without saying a few words, she threw the dignity of a white-collar beauty to the bottom of her feet, her eyes glowed red, her hands danced and she praised Teacher Wen non-stop, she almost grabbed everyone present to "open your mouth to eat Amway" Finally, Lu Hang gave Lu Hang a fiery look that the hero sees and agrees with.

"You women are really good. If you come to a handsome guy, you will be called a male god. Our male users account for more than female users. How much traffic can he bring us? He is still able to tip the limit." Some male colleagues think she is too exaggerated and irrational .

The female colleague didn't even bother to argue with him verbally. She snatched the projection cable and connected it to the laptop a few times. A very impactful male face appeared on the screen.This is also a screenshot while watching the live broadcast.

In an instant, a needle could be heard in the conference room, and Lu Hang clearly heard the sound of swallowing saliva.He just knew that it doesn't matter if a man has a natural resistance or even hostility to all kinds of handsome guys. Teacher Wen's face will make everyone unable to betray their natural aesthetic pursuit.

"Appearance is not the decisive factor. You all know what is the hot spot for our money. The main promotion of a fake and noble teacher is to waste precious platform resources in places where there is no money. Let alone open up a pure education section, which is necessary. Change our core style and development direction? Even if we want to change, can we fight the mature online education platform?" The former male colleague tore his eyes from the curtain and defended vigorously.He wants to stay awake when everyone tends to get dizzy, and maintain the dignity of the product manager!

What he said made sense, and Lu Hang also thought about it, and... "You are exaggerating the problem on purpose." The colleague's sister stole his words again.

The discussion (noisy) in the meeting room was in full swing, and the boss of the department waited for everyone to talk about it, and then he said his decision after seeing that face: "The main promotion of omni-channel, the education section will be discussed later." Afterwards, it is basically denied.

Lu Hang: π_π has not had a chance to release my PPT yet...

Omni-channel main promotion is not a big deal, but Mr. Wen’s introduction is too simple, and there is no serious cover. The copy must always write a recommendation, and the design must always find a better screenshot. Let’s watch the live broadcast playback. You have to be so nympho that you can’t stop, and when you’re done being nympho, you have to keep improving your work, and there will always be bosses and colleagues who will come to "point the finger".When Laiqian's homepage, APP information, official Weibo and official account were simultaneously posted in the "Baby Growth Road" live broadcast room, it was already noon the next day.

Among them, Teacher Wen's third live broadcast started on time.

There were more than 6000 people squatting at him that night.After wasting some time in Lele's room, Wen Hao stepped on the button to open the live broadcast room. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that the door was not closed tightly, so he got up and closed the door, and the reward amount reached the top in an instant.

When Wen Hao came back, he saw that the audience was attacking the "too large" tipper again, and couldn't help chuckling. "I found it interesting what you said."

[Goodbye Earth (ToT) / I don't want to leave yours, but this teacher subverts the basic laws]

[I want to make you laugh, but I know it's wrong, the baby is here to learn]

"Hehe." Wen Hao's laughter became more obvious.His hehe was not a sarcasm, but pure joy. The grassy scent was wrapped in strong hormones, and the heart that softened into water was everywhere he passed.

[Wholesale Suxiao Jiuxin Pills, only 998! ]

[Quick!I've packed it for you! ]

"Okay, the warm-up before class is over, that classmate is right, everyone is here to study. What do you want to recite today?"

Contrary to Wen Hao's expectations, there is a new situation today.

[Teacher, I am a college student, and many of my classmates are in this live broadcast room, and we also have a lot of important knowledge to remember]

[I'm also a college student, can the teacher allocate the time for tonight to college students? ]

[Although I'm not a student, but I want to verify it, I really hope the teacher brings the notation strip]

……

These people have followed Wen Hao's live broadcast twice, and have clearly realized the value of this teacher.If they came to "study" before to get more visual and auditory enjoyment, because it was fun, and because they were passively infected by Teacher Wen, then they now know that they are put in the last "study" It is the most important and tangible gain that this illusory person can bring them.

Those who listen carefully will never forget, and those who are analyzed can really understand. Learning with him is not only not tiring, but also eager for more. Learning really becomes a kind of enjoyment.Even if Mr. Wen said that he was a Wenqu star alive, some people would believe him.He is not an anchor in the general sense, but a real teacher, who requires himself as a teacher and uses the ability of a teacher to make students progress.

It would be a waste to use such a precious opportunity to make jokes!

There are many people who have this kind of thinking, and some people took the lead, and everyone has exposed their other "student" identities.Teacher Wen is easy to talk, I believe he will not refuse, even if he is not familiar with the knowledge, reading it can benefit them.

Some pseudo-middle school students also said: [Let’s give the opportunity today to my brothers and sisters, I also want to learn some college knowledge]

Naturally, Wen Hao would not refuse. He was very pleased that everyone's desire to learn was so high.

Tonight, Mr. Wen belongs to criminal law clauses, human bones, economic principles, and Marxist philosophy, and everyone is shocked to the core by his terrifying knowledge capacity.

Everyone's voice: Compared with Teacher Wen, I am not a human being.Am I human?yes.So Teacher Wen is not human!

Halfway through the live broadcast, a section of content ended, and an audience member with a profile picture who looked like a girl spoke: [Everyone, don’t forget English!Although it’s not easy for the teacher to read words, it’s always okay to read an English poem]

Everyone understood in seconds, and immediately started making lists.

[Shelley! ]

[Yeats! ]

[Can Shakespeare be bypassed? ]

[Mrs. Browning HowdoIlovethee]

……

"Although I think your logic is problematic, do you want to learn English from classical English poetry?" Wen Hao raised one eyebrow, and a group of people silently clapped their hearts on the other side of the screen, "But this is also learning, okay." Cheer in various places to watch the live broadcast.

Wen Hao understands English.It is true that he was born in ancient Chinese books, but with the development of society and the disappearance of communication barriers, he has also extended to the world of foreign languages ​​along the foreign language sharing of Chinese people.Questions and sharing in books and networks in other countries have a certain cultural barrier, because many authors have no presupposition to show the content to people from other countries. It is relatively difficult for Wen Hao to obtain information, but what he can grasp is still Far beyond the daily needs of ordinary people.

Among the lists made by the students, only one specified a specific poem, and Wen Hao chose this poem "How I Love You"* by Elizabeth Barrett Browning, a poetess in the early 19th century.

"How do I love thee Let me count the ways.

"I love thee to the depth and breadth and height

"My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

"For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

"I love thee to the level of every day's

"Most quiet need, by sun and candle light.

"I love the efreely, as men strive for Right;

"I love the epurely, as they turn from Praise.

"I love thee with the passion put to use

"In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.

"I love thee with a love Iseemed tolose

"With my lost saints,—I love thee with the breath,

"Smiles, tears, of all my life!—and, if God choose,

"I shall but love thee better after death."

The pronunciation of English is later than that of Chinese, and English love poems from centuries ago have their own charm, which is soft and solemn, and frank and affectionate. This poem looks exquisite and heroic from wearing a thin camel turtleneck sweater, and has a fashionable temperament And the classic long-haired teacher flows from the lips, it is low-key enthusiasm, it is pure charm, no one is not fascinated by it.

The last sound that surrounds the heart is the silent time in the live broadcast room.

"Do you need to take a break at halftime, or continue with the rest of the study?" The puzzled Teacher Wen broke the silence.

There was no answer.He asked again: "Is there no one?"

[There is no one here, only souls drowned in love]

[There is no one here, only the mind that goes with the wind]

[There is no one here, only the tears of mourning for not being able to find a boyfriend]

[There is no one here, only a businessman who is useless to sell more Suxiao Jiuxin Pills]

……

At 11:30 in the evening, Ying Annian came out of the study, first went to Lele's room to check, the child was sleeping soundly, then he went to the long-haired youth's room, there was no light in the door, probably because there was no Insomnia.

The man who goes back to rest at ease doesn't know that his prospective lover has read the first love poem to others, and his future jealousy has already been poured into the first vat of vinegar.

Wen Hao wasn't sleeping either, he was learning Internet terms in his brain, which was very interesting, and although his students tried to "restrain" as much as possible, he still felt that something was wrong.

What's wrong?The head of the department that came with the money had a bad feeling.

The author has something to say:

*"How I Loved You", a sonnet by Elizabeth Barrett Browning, originally without a name, only numbered, the translation is as follows:

How do I love you?Let me break it down.

i love you with all my heart

Depth, breadth, and height—as I seek

The existence of God and profound grace in Xuanming.

I love you as much as sunlight and candlelight

That need goes without saying every day.I thoughtlessly

Love you like men fighting for justice;

I love you purely as they bow their heads before praise.

I love you with my childhood faith; I love you

With zeal, as old days were full of bitterness;

I love you as much as the saint who seems to disappear

And fading love.i love you with all my life

Breaths, smiles and tears - if God's

Means, then, I will love you even more after I die!

(Fang Ping/Translation)