I am an internet celebrity in the countryside [Rebirth]

"There are quite a lot of talented people on the Internet." Shao Yanzhi laughed while watching.

"What's the matter?" Suddenly, a mobile phone screen blocked his view, and Shen Tang's bicycle twisted, almost shaking Shao Yanzhi off. Fortunately, Shao Yanzhi hugged Shen Tang's waist and survived.

Shen Tang was furious: "Didn't you see me riding a bicycle! You were about to fall just now, and I had to roll to the ground too! Take some time, young master!"

Knowing that he had done something wrong, Uncle Shao put back his cell phone, sat on the back seat of the bicycle, with his hand still on Shen Tang's waist, and forgot to let go.

When going out today, Shen Tang is wearing a light gray cotton shirt, which is very soft and close-fitting. When Shao Yan's hand grasps it, the fiery temperature of his palm can be transmitted to his body through the fabric, which makes him slap Chiling, the body also trembled.

"Are you cold?"

As the two got closer, they could obviously feel Shen Tang's trembling.

It's not cold today.

"It's okay, I was scared by you, what's the matter?" Shen Tang coughed and changed the subject.

"I took a picture at the entrance of the department store today." Shao Yanzhi laughed twice, "They guessed with great interest where I was, and they guessed nine out of ten."

Shen Tang sneered again, and began to dampen his enthusiasm, "Did you notice what clothes you were wearing? That's how you took the picture?"

Shao Yanzhi looked down and saw a "slim" T-shirt, which was cheap at a street stall.

"..."

Seeing Shao Yanzhi deflated, Shen Tang was very happy, and couldn't help humming a song from his hometown.He hummed in a dialect, Shao Yanzhi couldn't understand at all, he could only hear babbling, coming in from one ear and coming out from the other.

"Unlike a foreign language, a local dialect?"

Shen Tang snorted softly as an answer.

"Sing it once, it's better to translate it."

Shen Tang was speechless, "It's like translating an ancient poem into English, it's nondescript, the translation is also very strange, okay, forget it, I'll give it a try..."

Shen Tang sang the dialect version first, and then half sang and half translated the Mandarin version. He felt that he was about to suffer from embarrassment, so he turned his anger on Shao Yan, "Don't you think it sounds weird? I won't translate it."

"Hey, come on, the melody is very soft and it sounds like a lullaby, sing it again." Shao Yanzhi thought about the lyrics and secretly laughed behind him.

Shen Tang resolutely refused, it wasn't that he couldn't translate, it was that he sang the lyrics in front of Shao Yanzhi, he was embarrassed, Shen Tang couldn't speak.

"You don't translate, right? Let's see if you can translate..." As he spoke, he suddenly put his arms around Shen Tang and scratched his waist violently.

Shen Tang was ticklish, he was so itchy that his bicycle was empty, and the car wobbled badly.Fortunately, Shao Yan had expected this situation a long time ago. With a stretch of his long legs, he was already on the ground, firmly supporting the bicycle, and just leaned against the side of the road, scratching vigorously.

Shen Tang itched from laughing to crying, a few tears came out of the corners of his eyes, he repeatedly raised his hands to beg for forgiveness, he agreed to Shao Yanzhi's request, got back on his bicycle, and cursed in a low voice: "Little man! Sneak attack from behind!"

Shao Yanzhi gently pinched Shen Tang's waist with one hand, and shook his head with a smile: "A real villain is much better than a hypocrite. It's easy to hide a spear with an open gun, but it's hard to defend against an arrow in the dark, brother."

"Come on!" He slapped Shen Tang violently, "Sing!"

At this moment, Shen Tang wished to raise his head to the sky and howl, how did he know such a bastard? Where did that cold, rich man get taken advantage of at the beginning, only this bastard with a lack of body was left, and he wished to whip him all over the floor with a stick run.

With this helpless mood, Shen Tang began to sing sadly.

"...I lean my head on your shoulder, it's really peaceful like a dream, sit close, close, let me lean on your shoulder, the night in my hometown is very quiet, the moon is high and the mountains are in the middle of the water..."

His voice is clear and bright, it sounds like the bright moon and the breeze in the sky, with a hearty feeling.

Before he knew it, Shen Tang's shoulders sank, and it turned out that someone leaned forward.

Shao Yanzhi said with a playful smile, "Since you asked me to lean on your shoulder, then I will be impolite. I didn't get enough sleep last night. Go to sleep now."

Different from the hard body on his body, Shentang smells fresh and refreshing, feels the bones evenly, and is very comfortable to pillow.It was because of the comfort that he really used him as a pillow, and hugged him for several times, completely unaware that his master's face was full of black lines, and he actually fell asleep while holding Shen Tang in his arms. Shen Tang wished so much to find someone else The big pit knocked him down... But then I thought again, I hugged him so tightly, if I really wanted to fall, I probably had to catch myself and the bicycle, the gain outweighed the gain... Forget it_(:з)∠)_

After returning home, it was already the evening when the sky was full of colorful clouds, and the bumps along the way made Shen Tang's buttocks unbearable, and he felt stiff all over, wishing to fly to the bed with wings and sleep for three days.

He was so tired and miserable, but the culprit fell asleep all the way back, full of vigor and vitality.

"Come back so soon? Did you buy any clothes you like?"

After the two arrived home, Mother Shen was kneading dough in the lobby.She was skilled in the technique, but she lacked physical strength, she was tired and out of breath after kneading for a while, she was sitting and resting, when she saw Shao Yanzhi walking in with the bag, she stood up and asked.

Seeing Shen Tanglei's sluggish spirit and distressed half-death, he wanted to go up to hug him and hug him like when he was a child, but seeing his hands full of batter, the thoughts naturally faded away, and he smiled and said: " Seeing that you are so tired, go wash your face and you will wake up, my hands are like this, you go by yourself..."

"I'll come, I'll come, why bother auntie." Shao Yanzhi dropped the paper bag in his hand, turned on the gas to heat the hot water, heated it for a while, and then came out with wet hair, pushed against the wall and sat a little drowsy Shen Tang said, "Hurry up and wash, I will burn everyone here for you, you can wash your face and take a bath."

Shen Tang squeaked, and obediently went upstairs to get his clothes.

He was really sleepy, walking with Piao'er, staggered when climbing the stairs, almost fell to the ground and broke his front tooth, but fortunately he was quick on the ground with his hands and feet, otherwise he wouldn't be able to get out of the door tomorrow up.

Shen Tang held his arm stiff for a long while before he slowly got up. Shao Yanzhi, who was watching the excitement downstairs with his arms folded, realized something was wrong. He walked upstairs in three steps and took a look at Shen Tang's arm. A piece of oily skin had been scratched at the elbow, and blood oozed out.

"Why are you so careless." Shao Yanzhi frowned, took him by the hand and walked downstairs, "I'm afraid that even a staircase could fall like this."

Shen Tang, like a manipulative man, was much slower than usual, and after realizing it, he let out an "oh" before he took a deep breath.Just now his body hadn't reacted, Shen Tang didn't feel any pain, and now his elbow was so hot that he couldn't care less about the strength of Shao Yanzhi's grip on his wrist.

As soon as she went downstairs, she saw Shen's mother looking at him in surprise, and saw Shao Yanzhi tightly holding her son's hand, with a bad expression on her face, and asked, "Aren't you going to take a bath? Why are you down again?"

"It's okay, it's okay," Shao Yanzhi waved his hands, not wanting to worry Shen's mother, and pulled Shen Tang aside, leaned very close to him, and asked in a low voice, "Where is your medicine box?"

"Upstairs, so why are you pulling me down?"

Shen Tang raised his eyelids and glanced at him with a very contemptuous tone.

Shao Yanzhi didn't have time to tangle with him, so he hurriedly dragged him upstairs, then went upstairs and kicked the door shut, only to hear a loud "bang", and a pile of powder fell from the roof, just falling on Shen On the forehead of the pond.

Shen Tang: "..."

"This is explosive, why are you rushing like that? Do you know where the medicine box is? It's running around like a headless fly." Said Shen Tang knelt on the ground, and pulled out a transparent medicine box from under the bed , Open the lid, there are more disinfectant, gauze, ointment, iodine and other bruises in it than any cold medicine.

Shao Yanzhi opened his eyes, and clicked his tongue, "You can see what a bad boy you were back then, you seem to fight a lot."

"You thought you were just active in the past, and people were more attentive than others. You often had inexplicable scars on your body, so you saved up money and bought a box, so as not to go to the school doctor every day to check your face." Shen Tang snorted Shao Yanzhi, Get your clothes and go take a shower.

The man was born to take a bath quickly, and he was tired in the pond. He went in and took a cold shower from head to toe. When he came out, he was refreshed, but the wound on his arm was soaked in water. He grinned in pain and frowned with a bitter face.

After he came out, with a towel on his head, he smelled the smell of iodine in the room, and saw Shao Yanzhi sitting on the stool with his back turned to him, and he didn't know what he was doing.Going forward to take a look, it turned out that they were looking at the ingredients of each medicine.He popped his head out suddenly, and Shao Yanzhi looked seriously again, suddenly he was taken aback, and the iodine that he was pouring in his hand spilled a little and fell on his pants.

"Looking so seriously..." Before Shen Tang finished speaking, he was dragged to sit on the chair. He felt uncomfortable, and felt that the person in front of him was too strange, and just about to stand up, he was glared at.

"If you are told to sit, you should sit. How can there be so many opinions." Shao Yanzhi said calmly, took a cotton swab and dipped it in iodine, then took Shen Tang's arm across his lap, and lowered his head to wipe it off.As soon as he heard Shen Tang's gasp, his hands paused, his eyebrows twitched, "It hurts?"

"Master, why does it hurt?" Shen Tang said in a rough voice. Although drinking Lingquan water made his body healthier and healthier, but this body is also much more delicate. The most obvious thing is that he always sinks easily My mother's scarred physique is now more prone to injuries, and she is much more afraid of pain.

But in order to save face, how can I say this.

So he twitched his neck, "Hurry up and take the medicine, what are you talking about?"

So Shao Yanzhi was angry and laughed, looking at the person beside him, his body was shaking with pain, and he had to pretend that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, urging him to hurry up, hurry up.

When he said "Okay", Shen Tang finally let out the breath he held back.

"Why do you wipe it so seriously, it's almost enough. These small marks disappear every two days." Shen Tang complained.

Of course Shao Yanzhi knew that he was venting his anger after the fact, so he didn't bother to argue with him, he just said that Shen's mother needed help from below, and told Shen Tang to stay on top and not move, to have a good sleep, and go straight down after waking up, and go down without doing anything Adding chaos made Shen's mother worry.

What he said was reasonable, no matter how unwilling Shen Tang was, he could only admit it, dried his hair, lay down on the bed obediently, closed his eyes and went to sleep.

When I woke up at night, I could smell the hot aroma all over the room, which floated from the window to the second floor.

Shen Tang's hungry stomach growled happily, he kicked off the quilt and went downstairs, just in time to see bowls of hand-rolled noodles on the table.

The size is neat, with prawns, green vegetables, tube bones, and shiitake mushrooms lying on it. The flavors are intertwined. Turning sideways, the nose can smell the fragrance of eggs and the sound of sizzling oil.

"One egg per person, delicious and filling." Shao Yanzhi skillfully shoveled the egg into the bowl, watching him with a smug smile at the corner of his mouth, like a child waiting for an adult's praise.

"It's awesome." Shen Tang said involuntarily, and then gave a thumbs up, "It's really awesome!"