I am an internet celebrity in the countryside [Rebirth]

Li Bin walked in front, and Tang Hui walked behind.

Li Bin sat heavily on the stool, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, inhaled vigorously, and then exhaled a long mouthful of white smoke, feeling regretful in his heart.

That's 200 yuan. It's not a fine wine. It's worth buying a good bottle of wine.

Thinking of this, looking at that milk's eyes became a little vicious.

"Wow, enough ice, the action is a bit slow, let me pour some first."

One of them stood up, holding a cup to pour it, but Li Bin's hand rested on the rim of the bucket, motionless as a mountain.

The man tried a little harder, and suddenly Li Bin exhaled smoke, which made him cough violently.

"Fuck, Li Bin, are you out of your mind? Why are you spitting at me when you smoke?" After coughing for a long time, Li Bin finally recovered, and took a few puffs before taking a cigarette in his mouth. He stood up apologetically, Help him pour the milk, "I was a little confused just now, now I will pour it for you."

A group of people ate and drank, drinking and guessing boxing games, so happy. Li Bin also drank, but sitting in his seat, he was not as happy as before.

Tang Hui watched from the side, took a sip, and sighed.

Xiao Zhang stared at it for a long time, and then saw the right time to send two big fat fish that had just been cleaned up, and said with a smile: "The fish ordered by this gentleman, our boss has just processed it, it's a bit slow, I'm sorry. "

When the fish was released, someone happily cursed.

"Damn, this fish is a bit big, Li Bin, you should spend your money, why are you so generous today."

"Yeah yeah, it's buying drinks and fish, not like your usual style." A group of people were teasing there, Li Bin pulled Xiao Zhang aside, and said coldly: "I didn't order this fish." .”

"Our boss sent it." Xiao Zhang rolled his eyelids, admiring the boss's cleverness in his heart, and he guessed it all.

What's next?

Xiao Zhang rubbed his hands, extremely curious.

That bucket of milk was too much, so Li Bin bought it at a gamble, but there were only six people at a table, and they had already eaten enough before, and they couldn't finish the fish or drink the milk.

Li Bin poked Tang Hui, "I remember you brought a few decks of cards, right? Take them out."

Tang Hui said "ah", but Li Bin didn't mention it, and he himself forgot.It was supposed to be boring, but it turned out to be useless.He took out two decks of cards from his bag, threw them to Li Bin, pouted and said, "It's still new."

Two people on the opposite side of the table were playing boxing games. Xiao Yun was a girl who was quietly reading a novel with her mp4 in her hand. Li Bin walked to the side, and the table was resting and chatting. He said, "Brother, how many rounds do you want?" people."

Those few were chatting dryly, and when they saw Li Bin inviting them to play cards, they nodded quickly.

The game is Fighting the Landlords, winning a small lottery, ten yuan in a game, and double the bomb.

The two tables were put together, having fun, and naturally started eating and drinking again.

"Yeah!"

"I'm right 2! Haha I won."

"bomb!"

"Hey, I'm so lucky, I'm so mad."

The few losers were dejected and could only eat and drink to relieve their depression. They ate and drank so much that they felt something strange. They said, "This restaurant is really good, and the taste is on point." ,cheap price.

Li Bin paused in his heart, and said: Shit, cheap ghost, the boss is very smart.Then he saw that there was still a third of the milk left in the bucket, and he became more and more irritable.

"Hurry up and drink it all for me. Don't waste it when you're done eating!" Li Bin said loudly with a cigarette in his mouth, squinting his eyes.Some of the companions beat him with empty cigarette packs with a smile, saying why are you so abnormal today, Li Bin.

Li Bin snorted and said, do you fucking know how much I spent?Don't eat and waste?The money is so easy to earn?Can you give me points?He asked a few questions in succession, and his friend was left speechless by the question, but what he thought in his heart was that Li Bin was indeed the same, all the money was spent, and he would never waste it.

But what Li Bin is thinking here is that I spent money, a sum of money that was wronged, since you want to give it to me to take advantage of it, then I have to double it back, and I must not lose money!

Shen Tang guessed what this man was thinking, and specially sent two fat and big fish.At this moment, he was standing in the corner looking at the hot nest, and Xiao Zhang next to him showed admiration. Shen Tang said, "In the future, we will put more decks of cards in the store to make the atmosphere lively."

Xiao Zhang responded.

After eating and drinking, I want to play, but there is not much to play here, only two tables gather together to play cards, and the idle hairy men and women lean there, leaning there to watch the game, and give out two cheers from time to time , Guidance on card skills, and a few gossips.

I happened to see someone drinking milk, and drank up the whole bucket, and said by the way, you really can drink, and the whole bucket was drained.

"We didn't expect it either. It's so easy to drink. It's gone after eating. I don't know what kind of milk it is. It's delicious."

So, one after another, people came to ask.

"Look, people just come here?" Shen Tang folded his arms and said, "This is the meaning."

Shen Tang opened the freezer and introduced it to them, saying that this is the milk he extruded from open-air breeding. It is green, healthy and pollution-free.Of course, Shen Tang is not bragging, in his opinion, it is indeed the same as medicine, but others don't seem to think so.

Shen Tang said: "Okay, I was going to sell it tomorrow, since you don't believe me, I'll give it a try." He poured milk from a disposable plastic cup for everyone who came over.

"Try it yourself. There was a pregnant woman who ordered me to drink this milk. I bought it for [-] yuan a bottle. After eating it, I improved my appetite. Later, I gave birth to a white and fat boy weighing more than eight catties."

After Shen Tang finished speaking, he was surprised to see these people, and he called his acquaintances to taste together, one cup after another, and soon the barrel bottomed out.

Shen Tang closed the freezer, "I've finished drinking, I can't sell it anymore." He waved his hand to let everyone in front of him disperse.But I just finished drinking this thing, and I thought it was delicious, and I was about to buy it, but who knew that it was gone suddenly, and suddenly squeezed for Shentang to ship it.

"I have to wait until tomorrow at least. My sheep are raised on the mountain. If you are interested, I will take you to the mountain tomorrow."

The big guys were also curious, hearing what Shen Tang said, they were eager to try and all nodded in agreement.

Why is Shen Tang not happy? He is very happy.

Isn't this free publicity...

He cheerfully said to Shao Yanzhi, do you think I am smart?This is called playing hard to get!

The other end of the phone said, you can do it, Shen Tang, I have learned hunger marketing.It is said that the master will lead the apprentice to starve to death, the ancients will not deceive me!You actually came up with such a method, I will be surpassed by you.

Then Shen Tang, that Le ah, proudly held the phone.

"That's necessary, don't look at who I am. I can go to the hall and go to the kitchen. I have a high IQ and a high EQ. God appreciates the food." Probably Shen Tang is really proud of himself, and he blows himself into 360 degrees. A strong man with no dead ends, he couldn't hold on until the end, he felt too blind, and laughed himself.

After he finished laughing, the other end of the phone laughed along with him, laughing wilder and louder than he did, only then did he realize that he was deliberately suppressing it just now, but now it erupts, it's simply terrifying.

Shao Yanzhi said: "I really didn't expect you to be such a Shen Tang. You really can't be judged by appearances. Seeing that you are honest and honest, you are an old hand when you say these out-of-key words. I am ashamed of myself."

Shen Tang said: "Where is there, life has closed a door for you, and naturally opened a window for you. You see, my family is not as good as yours, and my knowledge is not as good as yours. Finally, there is a bright spot. reed."

After talking about Shen Tang, I felt that something was wrong, but the words were so smooth that I didn't remember it all at once.

Then Shao Yanzhi on the other end of the phone paused for two seconds, burst out laughing and rolled on the bed, with tears in the corners of his eyes, wet, Shao Yanzhi wiped it, panting and said: "Yes, Hui Zhilanxin, a good wife and husband , Whoever marries you will be blessed."

When he said this, Shao Yanzhi just paused, and Shen Tang didn't answer, and then there was an embarrassing blank, a few short seconds that turned into a long wait.

Then I don't remember what I was fooling around with. In short, the two laughed and said to contact each other when they were free, and then hung up the phone.

Shen Tang lay down on the bed, holding the phone in his hand, looking out the window.

The moon is not round, but it is very bright, and there are a few stars shining beside it. A few years ago, the sky in the countryside was really beautiful, which attracted so many tourists to come here.

He knew he should now be thinking about tomorrow, or about the future, but he couldn't.

Shen Tang just stared at the stars and moon in the sky, as if they owed him hundreds of thousands.

At this moment, his heart was filled with a very strange emotion. The moment he hung up the phone, this emotion began to permeate strangely, slowly eroding his brain.

What's wrong with me?Shen Tang was a little confused.

Maybe it was because his eyes were tired from staring, Shen Tang gradually closed his eyes, and fell asleep in a daze after a long time.

He had a dream. In the dream, there was a person with a white face shrouded in mist. He didn't know who it was, why he approached him, and followed him.

Shen Tang said, don't come here, I don't know you.

The man said, I must come, I know you.

Shen Tang said, come here again, I'm going to call you.

The man said, OK, you call.

After finishing speaking, he jumped forward and crushed Shen Tang to the ground, strangled Shen Tang's neck with one hand, and lingered on his face with the other.

The man said, Shen Tang, it's all your fault, it's all your fault.

Shen Tang felt that his breathing was getting harder and his eyes were darkened, but he still heard the words whispered in his ear.There is struggle, confusion, pain, and intoxication in the words.

Am I going to die?

Shen Tang's will gradually blurred, then he opened his eyes suddenly, breathed violently, felt the burning of his neck, he touched it, took a few breaths, "It turned out to be a dream." But this dream was so real.

Shen Tang woke up and calmed down on the bed several times. When he wanted to think about the content, he found that the plot of the dream was very vague. He almost forgot, only remembered one sentence, Shen Tang, it's all your fault.

"It's strange, did I offend anyone?" Shen Tang rubbed his eyes, turned over and got out of bed, but there was still a lingering feeling of depression in his heart.

There are countless things in the dream, and they are all fake.

Shen Tang shrugged, and went out with a steamed bun in his mouth.