I am an internet celebrity in the countryside [Rebirth]

Shao Yanzhi was half dreaming and half awake when the sunlight came in through the gap in the curtains and hit his eyes.He was so stabbed that he couldn't help covering his eyes with his hands, turned over and wanted to continue sleeping, but was so disturbed by the ticking cell phone ringing on the bedside that he had to stretch out his hand.

Like beating an alarm clock, he pressed his phone suddenly, but accidentally touched the answer button.The voice on the other end of the phone that he didn't want to hear came out so suddenly, and when he heard it, it was Chen Shuya again!

Chen Shuya, who remembers scratching her ears and cheeks on the other end of the phone, understood her boss's thoughts very well. Even though her ass was on fire, she forced a calm tone to say: "Mr. Shao, it is ten ten o'clock in the morning. I hope you remember the next I’ve finished sorting out my itinerary and saluting.” Shao Yanzhi was about to hang up, but then came Chen Shuya’s voice, “Mr. Shao wants me to remind you that there are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys have already begun to call themselves kings. I hope you know it well. Also, I wish you a pleasant journey home!"

"I……"

"Beep...beep..."

"You rebelled, dare to hang up on my phone!" Shao Yanzhi didn't have enough sleep, and got up with low air pressure all over his body.Enduring the headache caused by the hangover, he took a shower, brushed his teeth and washed his face. After tidying up and saluting, he couldn't help but sighed, "I shouldn't have gone to bed so late last night..."

Chen Jianzhong is a foreigner who has just arrived, and his relationship with Shen Tang has gone a step further.Originally, I just planned to play for a day or two, but I didn't expect that several people would play and chat, and with the children by my side, it would take a full three days, plus a day trip to Bitang, Shao Yanzhi and others My sister Shao Hailan's appointment time exceeded two days.

Shao Hailan has been in the mall for many years and has a strong sense of time. She would not come directly to remind Shen Tang, but would only give orders.So in the next two days, Shao Yanzhi's assistant, secretary, and several direct subordinates took turns to bombard him with phone calls, saying that he couldn't take it anymore and asked him to come back to take the helm.Under such circumstances, and traveling with ordinary outsiders, it would be a ghost if he could have a good time.

Thinking of this, Shao Yanzhi snorted coldly, if Shen Tang hadn't said goodbye to him last night and would not return drunk, he wouldn't be able to chat and drink with the two of them, he was so drunk that he passed out.

When he appeared in a particularly displeased manner, even a thick-skinned person like Aunt Li didn't dare to disturb him.Seeing him coming downstairs, he hurriedly went to the kitchen to bring a bowl of porridge, and put it on the table for him to eat.

Steam rises from the wide-mouthed porcelain bowl, and the sticky and crystal-clear barley is paired with soft, fragrant oatmeal.The tangy aroma also has a strong milky taste, sweet and fragrant, just the smell makes people move their index fingers.

The pain in his head seemed to be relieved when he saw a bowl of thick and light gruel.After Shao Yan ate a bowl, his churning stomach stopped a lot, and he couldn't help but feel refreshed.After drinking, I saw Aunt Li sitting at the gate, looking at him eagerly, seeing his eyes, she quickly looked away, doubts arose in her heart, she knocked on the edge of the bowl and asked: "Madam, is there any more for this porridge?" Is it?"

"It's gone. If you like it, I'll cook a pot for you next time." Aunt Li quickly flattered her. When the Shen family boy brought the porridge just now, she especially said that the pot must be hot so that it won't cool down. Really boiled a pot of hot water to warm the porridge.She was dissatisfied in her heart, thinking that it was just a bowl of porridge, where could she be so arrogant, why would it be so troublesome.It's not winter, isn't it so cold that you can take a sip of light?I also thought of the God of Wealth living in the house, who was picky and bad-tempered, eating this was not good and that was not good, so I didn't want her to do anything, and let her have a leisurely time.It would be fine if he didn't eat it, but the Shen family boy's food was so delicious, how delicious it could be.Thinking about it, I secretly took a few mouthfuls. It doesn't matter if I don't eat it, I can't stop once I eat it.Who in the rural areas pays attention to health preservation, white porridge is white porridge, who puts oats and goat's milk, not to mention using barley to make porridge, it is a waste.When Aunt Li came back to her senses, she drank one-third of the porridge brought by Shen Tang. She was so guilty that she was dying of guilt. When she saw Shao Yan going downstairs with a stinky face, she couldn't help secretly looking at his face when she was sitting outside the door. Asked, my heart immediately picked up, and I explained in a hurried tone.

Seeing Aunt Li's guilty look, Shao Yanzhi didn't know it was weird.Angry and funny, the sticky rice porridge will leave traces of rice milk on the edge of the bowl. He thought it was strange when he first ate it, but now that he thinks about it, it turns out that the weight of the porridge is less than the traces of rice milk Not a lot.

Aunt Li definitely couldn't have made this porridge, and she knew that it must have been specially sent by Shen Tang knowing that he was hungover and wanted something light to nourish his stomach.As a result, the proprietress ate a lot of it, and others were fine with it. He, Shao Yanzhi, could be a clean freak. Thinking of this, he suddenly felt a little nauseous in his heart.

With his personality, his complexion is definitely not good. When he stood up, he smashed his chair on the ground and made a sound. Hearing Aunt Li outside the door trembled all over her body, she felt extremely regretful. .

As a result, she waited downstairs for a long time and held back for a long time. Aunt Li, who was about to say something, saw Shao Yanzhi walking down the stairs with her luggage, and was so frightened that she thought she was stealing porridge and ran away from the God of Wealth.With a speed that didn't match her figure, she quickly walked up to Shao Yanzhi to stop him, and opened her arms to prevent him from leaving.

Shao Yanzhi rushed out to say goodbye to Shen Tang's house, but was blocked by someone for no reason, feeling very unhappy.Coupled with what happened just now, don't look too good-looking.The noble young master who was raised in fine clothes and fine food was raised by others, of course he would get angry when he got angry, he took out his wallet from his trouser pocket, flipped through it and took out a few banknotes, without even looking at them, they slapped them on the table With a "snap", he said with a cold face, "I'm going to check out today, and you will keep the money. I have already paid [-] before, so this should be enough, can I get out of here now?"

Seeing the money, Aunt Li's eyes widened immediately, and her reaction was a bit slow.As if afraid of Shao Yanzhi's repentance, he quickly held eight thousand in his palm, and counted them, and there were four!It costs 50 yuan a day and 600 yuan to live a month, but the God of Wealth gave him [-] yuan before he could live in a month, which is twice as much as others.Aunt Li smiled from ear to ear, while chasing outside, but only saw Shao Yanzhi's back dragging the suitcase, she stretched out her fat hand to beckon, and shouted: "Mr. Shao—" But then thought, If the other party came back and took the money away in anger, she swallowed the second half of the sentence, counted the money and sat back on the small bench contentedly.

Shen Tang's biological clock early in the morning made him wake up on time, but he also suffered from hangover, dizziness and nausea.When I opened the refrigerator, I saw the leftover three packs of instant oatmeal from the last purchase. It took an hour to cook the porridge.After eating [-] yuan, I didn't feel dizzy anymore, and my stomach didn't feel nauseous anymore, and my whole spirit improved a lot. I even gave a big portion to Shao Yanzhi who was dragged by him and drank a lot.

When I came back, I sat against the wall, nodded my head and fell asleep.In my sleep, I vaguely saw a person with flesh-white light all over his body, and he couldn't tell whether it was a man or a woman, but his figure was very tall, and his face was obscured by the light.He stared at him blankly for a long time, until he couldn't help but want to speak, only then did he see the other party take off a coat from his body and put it on him.

Shen Tang was surprised, this summer is not over yet, how come there are still people wearing two pieces of clothes, just about to speak, suddenly his eyes turned white.He blinked a few times, only to realize that he had fallen asleep just now, and the corner of his mouth was slightly open, leaving a few drops of saliva.He was about to get up and find a towel to wipe his mouth when a piece of clothing fell off him.

The pure cotton white shirt was one size bigger than the one he was wearing. It felt soft to the touch and had a faint scent of perfume.No matter which angle you look at this dress, it cannot be Shen Tang's clothes.

Shen Tang rubbed his eyes again and patted his cheek, only then did he believe that he was not in a dream.The person whose body was blurred and could not see his face just now was really Shao Yanzhi.

He is taller than him, and there is someone who is older than him and who loves to wear perfume——

"——Who else but Shao Yanzhi!" Shen Tang rubbed the fabric with good touch, and then remembered something, and suddenly exclaimed, "Shao Yanzhi came home today, and I overslept!"

At the moment, in a hurry to rush out, he remembered that he didn't take his mobile phone, only to find that there was still a crumpled tissue in his hand, on which a few words were neatly written with a black pen. Shen Tang looked at the brush on his face. Suddenly, it's rare to see in a million years... It's hot.

Seeing that you are sleeping soundly, I won't bother you.The porridge in the morning tastes very good, and I feel much better after drinking it.

PS. You look cute when you are asleep, it would be even better if you didn’t drool :)

Shen Tang didn't know what to say, so he froze for a while.Staring at this piece of paper, looking at this ":)", it was as if Shao Yanzhi was standing in front of him, poking his waist and laughing at him crazily.

After spending a long time in the small theater in his mind, Shen Tang dialed the phone bitterly.After beeping for a long time, no one answered. He was about to hang up the phone, but just a second before that, the phone showed that he was connected.

On the other end, Shao Yanzhi gave a breathless feed, and couldn't help shouting: "You're never finished! Tell my sister to wait, and I'll—hey! Wait for me!"

"?????"

Shen Tang looked confused, and couldn't help picking up the phone to look at it. The contact person displayed on the call was "The Big Boss". He put the phone on his ear again, and said hesitantly, "Shao Yanzhi, are you okay?"

As a result, the other side suddenly said "Damn!" Shen Tang was so frightened that he almost threw the phone out. After a long period of silence...

"Well, I'm fine. Shen Tang, are you awake?"