I am an internet celebrity in the countryside [Rebirth]

Seeing Shen Qing, Shen Tang was also quite surprised.As the elder brother, but so embarrassed, so embarrassing, Shen Tang felt hot on his face, and waved his hands again and again to say it was okay, but Shen Qing looked very worried, and didn't listen to his words at all, she hurried forward and knelt down, After wiping off some viscous liquid, he paused and said:

"Brother, how can you mess up a meal?"

Shen Qing's health is not good. Although her parents don't let her go into the kitchen to touch knives and pots, she can tell the rice porridge soup, after all, he likes to drink it very much.

"Don't mention it, it's depressing to talk about it, it's not because of this person, it's not helpful." Shen Tang pulled Shao Yanzhi in front of him, and tapped him on the shoulder, "Just now he was kind enough to fear that the water in the pot would be boiled dry , mixed water in it and it turned out to be too much, I went in and spooned it out, but he turned around and knocked me down, almost scalding me to death, fortunately it wasn't just boiled, otherwise my skin..."

"My fault, you hit you." Shao Yanzhi begged for mercy with both hands, Shen Qing took a towel and wiped Shen Tang's calf, suddenly there was a tingling pain in her leg, Shen Tang subconsciously pulled his foot out, and looked down at Shen Tang A pair of curious big eyes.

She said, "Brother, you have leg hair!"

Shen Tang: "..."

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Seeing Shen Tang's expressionless expression and not knowing what to say, Shao Yanzhi beside him couldn't straighten up with a smile.

Shen Tang knocked on Shen Qing's forehead with a flick of the fingers, the latter was in pain and ran away with a grin.Just when she heard Shen Xianghui calling her from inside, she ran over and flew into his arms, and began to act coquettishly, which immediately made Shen Xianghui, who was depressed without children, happy, and held her in his arms like when she was a child, lifted her up and weighed her He weighed it, nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's a lot heavier."

While talking here, the porridge has already been cooked in Shentang.

In order to save the porridge, Shen Tang chopped some meat paste mixed with soy sauce and stirred an egg, cooked a pot of egg and lean meat porridge, and then sprinkled a layer of emerald green onion, which looked delicious in color and fragrance.

Not long after, Shen's mother walked back with her cousin sister-in-law who had recovered to normal, and she was still holding a fragrant roast duck in her hand. When Shen Tang saw the couple on the table, his head grew big. He only cut a few slices of meat and A duck leg, carrying two bowls of porridge, hurried upstairs.

After closing the door, Shen Tang took a long breath and said, "Can't you afford to hide from me if you can't provoke me? It's really a crime."

"Extreme relatives, I have them too." General Shao Yanzhi sat on Shen Tang's bed with his computer in his hands, and said with a sense of approval, which aroused Shen Tang's curiosity, but he refused to say any more, just blindly diverted the topic away, and remained silent After fiddling with the computer for a while, after hitting enter heavily, he waved to Shen Tang who was drinking porridge.

"Come on, let's see how this video is."

Shen Tang held the bowl and sat down next to Shao Yanzhi.The fragrance wafting from the bowl he was holding lingered on the tip of Shao Yanzhi's nose along the airflow, causing him to look here frequently, and after looking at it a lot, he naturally noticed the slightly pursed red lips. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that this porridge , it's so delicious.

"Well done... Hey, what are you thinking!"

Shao Yanzhi was slapped suddenly, and immediately came back to his senses, "That's good, as long as you think it's okay, I'm going to eat."

Shen Tang replayed it again, gulped down the porridge in one gulp, wiped his mouth with a piece of paper and climbed onto the bed, picked up the computer and said: "Your video is much better than mine, I only know the basics. It seems that I really found the wrong person."

Shao Yanzhi ate meat and drank porridge, and replied casually, "Well", then he forgot to mute the phone, and the phone suddenly rang the reply sound of Weibo, the prompt sound was so frequent that it almost formed a continuous line. Tang Du had to pay attention to look over, and said with great interest:

"It seems that you play Weibo very well, how many fans?"

This stumped Shao Yanzhi. Could it be that he said that he had tens of millions of followers on Weibo, that he was a super big V, and that a woman who called him her husband and wanted to marry him was like a crucian carp in a river... Is that so?Shao Yanzhi scoffed at this kind of answer, thought for a while and replied: "Not much, a lot of people, just for fun, but you, you bought a video camera specially for Weibo, what are you doing secretly?"

Stretching, leaning on the bed and waiting for the video to be uploaded, Shen Tang was so comfortable that he almost groaned.He straightened his legs and kicked off the quilt wrapped around his feet. He drank porridge when he was hungry, and lay down on the bed when he was tired. It couldn't be happier!

"It's a small Weibo account, I really have nothing to say, just try it. Fortunately, you are willing to sell me at a second-hand price, otherwise I might not be able to afford it, and maybe I will lose money... Ha!"

A thunderous laughter sounded suddenly, and Shao Yanzhi was so unprepared that his heart skipped a beat, when he heard Shen Tang laughing and saying: "...It succeeded! This network is not good, it is too slow." Fast optical fiber network, tens of megabits or even hundreds of megabytes of broadband, it is almost difficult for him to adapt to such a primitive few years ago.

As soon as he finished his sentence, "Swipe!", as soon as Shao Yanzhi's Weibo was refreshed, another 27 recent Weibo messages popped up.

Shao Yanzhi's account does not follow many people, only thirty or forty, but because they are still considered celebrities, and Weibo has just emerged, celebrity effect superimposed novelty psychology, under the praise of fans, Weibo is active, almost all the time There is new news emerging.

The Shao family came to Guan Yuan, the eldest sister Shao Hailan was as immovable as a mountain, but Shao Yanzhi was young and restless, as if facing an enemy, so that he spent every day in the office, wishing to grow two heads, and absorb all his experience like a sponge suck away.Where there is still time to watch Weibo, naturally the fan base is blown up, and the Weibo news has not been checked for a long time.

However, this can be regarded as an advantage, but the advantage is for "Heqing Haiyan", not Shao Yanzhi's "Haiyan Heqing".Their "husbands" refused to update their accounts, so the empty, boring, lonely and cold harem had no choice but to find fun by themselves, and found the so-called "small account" in the comment area. They were so bored and had nothing to do, so they clicked on the portal to watch it Look, this allowed someone to take advantage of the loopholes, and another round of fans skyrocketed.

After two months, Shao Yanzhi opened Weibo and felt a strange feeling.The enthusiasm for Weibo a few months ago seems to have disappeared. He refreshed two insipidly, and when he was about to close the Weibo interface, he suddenly refreshed a video.

He was meant to be shut down!

When he saw a name!

——He Qing Haiyan v

I have to say that the name is really important.The two accounts, which were originally unrelated, attracted Shao Yanzhi's attention because of such a small connection. He even stopped quitting and clicked on the Weibo.

He Qing Haiyan v

In a pleasant holiday afternoon, come to a simple Chinese dessert, neither too much calories nor too complicated and difficult to find ingredients, everything is so healthy and simple, as long as you want, you can can have.Taro glutinous rice balls are your relaxing moment in the afternoon (*￣3￣)╭[Picture][Picture][Video Link]

etc! !This is? !

As soon as Shao Yanzhi saw the text on Weibo, an absurd and unbelievable feeling emerged in his heart.It's like the kind of feeling that you chat with an online person on QQ in full swing, and wait until the netizen meets, only to find that person is really a neighbor who can be seen as soon as you open the door to your house... Feeling.

"Shen Tang..."

The person being named stretched his neck, with a little doubt deep in his pupils, he tilted his head to look at him in puzzlement, "What's wrong?"

"are you……"

"what??"

Shao Yanzhi's mouth was a little dry, and he felt a sense of homelessness in his heart, so he picked up the water glass on the table and drank it.

"That's mine—" Seeing that there was no time to stop it, Shen Tang blurted out that Shao Yanzhi had already finished his drink, and stared at him with a frown, "It's okay, it's okay, you can drink it."

What can I do if I drink it all (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

But seeing Shao Yanzhi's unusual expression and behavior, Shen Tang became even more curious, got up quickly, and questioned him.

"Say it quickly! How can you stop talking halfway through the question? It's not enough to whet people's appetites. It's so unkind!"

Under Shen Tang's reprimand, Shao Yanzhi smiled wryly, but turned back: "Aren't you and won't you tell me what you're doing on Weibo?"

"Cut," Shen Tang pretended not to care, "Isn't it just uploading videos or long pictures to attract fans' attention, what can I do."

"Oh, then I'm fine. I'm just a little surprised to see an unexpected Weibo. Compared to this, I want to say something."

"Ok?"

"The world is really small!"

Shen Tang nodded with deep emotion, "Isn't it! It's a big statement, but it's small when you say it, hey! Why do you suddenly feel emotional when you have nothing to do?"

"Isn't it? Why did you wake up all of a sudden." Shao Yanzhi laughed, turned the topic, and his beating heart slowly slowed down, "I'll take the bowls and chopsticks down, you go to sleep."

These words are exactly what Shen Tang wanted. Anyway, I have been with Shao Yanzhi for a long time. I know that although he is a bit rich, but fortunately he has a good temper and is easy to get along with. He is quite easy to order. , waved his hand and said: "I want to go to bed, my concubine quickly retreat!"

Then the wooden door closed in front of him with a "click", Shen Tang was fine, he rolled on the bed twice, rubbed the quilt, closed his eyes and quickly fell asleep, how could he know that Shao Yan's heart was turbulent and full of thoughts.

"Why is the world so small?"

Shao Yanzhi, who closed the door, became more and more uncomfortable as he thought about it, and couldn't help muttering. At this time, Shen Qing was carrying the fruit upstairs, but she was pulled aside and looked at him with a very strange look. Shao Yanzhi hurriedly let go, "Qingqing , do you know what your brother is always messing with on the computer?"

Oh, this thing!

Shen Qing didn't even think about it: "I don't understand either. I saw a group of people shouting for his husband on his Weibo. They obviously posted normal things."

"Husband..." Shao Yanzhi calmed down after chewing on these two words that he couldn't be familiar with any more, and he couldn't laugh or cry with a little more helplessness in his heart, "My dear Qingqing, go back and eat some fruit, your brother is sleeping and has no time to eat .”

Sending Shen Qing back to the house, he first took down the bowls and chopsticks from his hands, and then went back to Shen Tang's room.As soon as he entered the door, he saw Shen Tang's body entangled with a thin air conditioner, looking inseparable. He slept soundly and didn't know what he dreamed of. He kept smashing his mouth and cooperating with him. That kind of white and clean face looks like a child who doesn't know much about the world.

My heart suddenly softened, as if I was stepping on a cloud, only the slight sound of breathing was mixed in, and I looked like I had been peaceful for a long time.

This is the best life Shao Yanzhi dreamed of. It's not about having too much money to spend, and it's not about being the center of attention. It's about living an ordinary life with the most important person until old age. Holding a camera, she is his model, and he is her alone. A human cameraman, collecting folk songs, drawing pictures, keeping away from intrigues and intrigues, in this small Tietou village, Shao Yanzhi unexpectedly found the feeling of Taoyuan in his heart.

Shen Tang turned over, his stomach turned upside down without the quilt covered, Shao Yanzhi was awakened from his thoughts, stepped forward to put a corner of the quilt on him, bent down and looked at the peaceful Shen Tang in his sleep, and stood up after a while body.

He patted his wrinkled trouser legs, and dragged a chair to sit by the bed. It was a position where he could see the sleeping person when he looked up. It is very likely that Shao himself didn't realize it.

After everything was done, he took out the expensive earphones from his bag, turned to Weibo, and clicked on the unexited video.

The people in the film act swiftly, without dragging their feet, and their voices are clear and clear.Although Mandarin has a touch of soft southern happiness, it's still very pleasant to listen to.

Listening, Shao Yanzhi smiled unconsciously, looked at Shen Tang with disgust and said: "This Mandarin is too substandard, fortunately..."

Shao Yanzhi smiled and opened the comment section.

【tell me! !Who is the man talking in the video! ! ! ! ! 】

Huh?

[Did you mean the three minutes and 29 seconds? 】

[I thought I was the only one who noticed [smile]]

Shao Yanzhi clicked on the comment section, and the hot comments instantly came into view.

Did he make a sound?I have no impression at all.

Shao Yanzhi clicked on the video and watched it again. He deliberately dragged it to that point in time and found that he really made a sound.

Shen Tang would be very involved when making things, and sometimes he would forget to adjust his position, causing the things in his hand to enter the shooting range without hindrance, so he reminded him aloud, unexpectedly he forgot to give that The silence of the sentence aroused the fans' curiosity and discussion.

Shao Yanzhi thought, this is his work mistake.Shen Tang asked him to help him fix the video in order to make the fans pay. Now the fans' focus is all wrong, it seems not very good.

So Shao Yanzhi decided to make up for this mistake.He clicked on the reply and started typing, but when he was about to send it, he saw that this was his tuba!

He's all a little off.

"It was almost sent out..." He took a deep breath, thinking that if Shen Tang lost his horse, it would be boring if he lost his horse too.

Shao Yanzhi is not a stupid person, he immediately thought of what Chen Shuya told him at the beginning.A person with almost the same name on Weibo also verified his real name, and a large number of fans transferred to this suspected trumpet.Even if Shen Tang didn't do it intentionally at the beginning, who wouldn't be happy to see such a positive result ╮(╯_╰)╭

He just wanted to see what tricks Shen Tang was playing behind his back.

Thinking of this, he immediately cut a trumpet. This trumpet doesn’t have many fans, only about [-] or so, and he registered it casually. The fans in it are all messy users recommended by Weibo, and he doesn’t care about them. Anyway, I just occasionally remember and pamper them occasionally.

【Alas!I actually ate this dessert!Pass!It couldn't be better!Fragrant, sweet, soft and slippery, strong recommendation! ! 】

Not long after he finished posting, the wind direction of the comment area began to be divided into two parts, one was a stall for gossip, and the other was about this latest dessert. It didn’t require an oven, and the ingredients were very simple. Many people were eager to try it. , Liked it one after another, but it became one of the hot topics.

When Shen Tang woke up, he found that there was no one in the room, only the stool that was out of its original place was talking, there was a person sitting here just now, and he didn't know what he was doing.

"I don't know if they have gone back?" Shen Tang went downstairs and found that the downstairs was dark, the lights were not turned on, and there was no one there, so he could only go back and knock on Shen Qing's door. Who knew that Shen Qing was also sleeping at this time and heard the voice He opened his eyes in a daze, and explained in a soft voice: "Parents said to send, send my cousin and sister-in-law back."

Shen Qing rubbed her eyes, wanting to look at Shen Tang, but was patted on the head, and a soft voice slid past her ears.

"Go to sleep, Qingqing, it's my brother who woke you up."

After finishing speaking, he closed the door softly. There was no one in the house, so he could only go back to his room.

But Shen Tang just woke up. He lay down beautifully for almost two hours, and suddenly he was refreshed. When he saw the computer on the table, he remembered the Weibo he had just posted. I flicked my computer to read the comments.

I didn't expect today's comments to be so lively. In addition to discussing eating accidents, they even talked about gossip. All kinds of strange ideas emerged in the comment area, such as what

#[-] That Fleeting Mysterious Man#

#Hey is yaoyao, someone abused a dog here, can I be caught and sentenced? #

#清朗大厨受 vs 食货Photography Gong#

Shen Tang: "..." Did I click the wrong channel?

Just when he was speechless and wanted to quit, he saw a comment that was pushed up weakly.

【Excuse me... What is attack and what is receiving? 】

A tall building was built with a splash, it was the first time for Shen Tang to know that his fan base was so active, he was not happy at all, what should I do orz

What is an attack?It is equivalent to someone asking a comrade, what is 1 and what is 0, can he not know!

Just as Shen Tang was covering his eyes and watching a naive, lovely, pure and beautiful little girl (?) who was about to fall, he opened the homepage of this "little girl" with a flick of his finger, and opened her homepage with a flick of his hand. focus area.

...Wait, why is this style of painting like this? !

The attention area and the attention area of ​​this innocent little girl are full of all kinds of awl faces, white skin and big eyes. At first glance, it looks like a fake face that is too fake. The breasts are deeply bursting... Click to open it, and it is full of various pornographic stories. . .

Shen Tang quit this account with black lines all over his head, thinking to himself, he has always known that people on the Internet wear a mask, pretending to be a stranger, but it never occurred to him that he thought she was a simple little girl, but actually Such a yellow storm on the Internet =_=

When he swiped back to the hot comment area again, because of the impression in his mind, he immediately recognized the hot comment head with a clear stream.

The Weibo name is the red comic-style knitted hat called "Little Red Riding Hood Loves to Eat Big Bad Wolf".

This time, Shen Tang was completely messed up, he didn't know whether to be happy or depressed.Seeing all kinds of replies under the comment of asking Gongshou, and the old driver who also read the Little Red Riding Hood column, all kinds of doge emoticons flew up, and Shen Tang had a headache...Deleted this comment.

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Shao Yanzhi was about to ask for a second time what is 1 and what is 0, but suddenly found that the reply failed. When he refreshed again, he found that his comment had disappeared.

Do not!See!up!