Did I say no, yes, drink, wine!

Others are childhood sweethearts, or, bamboo horses and bamboo horses.

Yin Li, Tang Shan and Yang Gan are... bamboo horses, bamboo horses, bamboo horses.

If you don't listen carefully, people who think it's a retelling are stuttering.

But the grandma who slaughtered pigs in the vegetable market listened carefully. The grandma said that it must sound like "Pig? Kill! Cook!" The whole trilogy of eating pork.

I grew up as a child, and when I was poor, I wore a pair of crotch pants in rotation.

The fathers of the three are also stutterers: they have known each other since childhood, grew up in the same yard, started a business together after graduating from high school, and jointly opened a winery. The three are inseparable partners in work and life. The old friend in the book, the relationship is good, nothing to say.

Yin Li, Tangshan and Yang Yan, these three bastards have been neighbors since they were sensible, from small bungalows to Tongzilou, from residential quarters to the current high-end residential villas, they are tied together all the time.

Therefore, the three of them went to the same kindergarten since they were young, and then they went to the same elementary school, junior high school and high school. Regardless of how much trouble they make behind their backs, their parents are familiar with it. Even if there is a big hatred, they have to stay together. For ten years.

Among the three, Tang Shan is the oldest.It is said that when he was just born, Tang Shan's father had been wandering around the yard outside the delivery room, drawing circles around a century-old fir tree three times to the left and three times to the right.

The child's mother gave birth to a baby, and the nurse wanted to announce the good news, but he couldn't find the father. After searching for a long time in the hospital, he saw Tang Shan's father, who ran forward panting, and said, "Mister, sir! Finally Found you!"

Father Tang had been waiting for a long time at that time, and he was anxious. Hearing what the nurse said, he was so frightened that he almost couldn't stand up.

The nurse finally caught her breath, but saw that Tang's father was about to die, and he was not talking anymore, so she hurriedly added: "First, sir, congratulations, mother and child are safe! It's a son."

Father Tang, who had always been prudent, hugged the trunk of the old fir tree excitedly, and stammered, "Shan, shan, shan... yes!"

Therefore, the son was named "Tang shirt".

It's casual enough.

Because Tang Shan is the oldest, he naturally took on the role of "big brother".

He was smart since he was a child, and he followed Papa Tang to the shopping malls. He was definitely a genius. On the surface, he looked terribly dark-bellied. After a deep understanding, he thought he was a ghost, but in fact... he was a bastard at heart.

Yang Qian, who is one year apart, is named after Yang’s father, who is like a magic stick. He was given it when he was still in the mother’s womb. No matter how long the name has been.

Father Yang gave his son a mighty and domineering name, but his son didn't grow up according to his father's good wishes. At first glance, everyone praised him as a sunny and handsome boy, and he completely disdain what his father hoped for. Don't be angry and arrogant", "domineering leaks out".

On the surface, Yang Quan looks upright and reliable, but in fact he is easy to blow up and very naive, and it is really annoying to be stunned.

The ages of the three are decreasing in arithmetic progression, and the youngest, Yin Li, is only one year younger than Yang Qian. The origin of the name is similar to that of Tang Shan, and they are all buddhist feet hugged on the day of delivery.

It's just that, in Yin Li's house, the father had no control over what to do, and the woman felt that half the sky was too little, so she directly covered the whole sky.

When Yin Li gave birth, the pear blossoms were in full bloom, and when Yin's mother's water broke, Yin's father was sweating profusely and almost cried.

Mother Yin was stroking her stomach calmly, admiring the pear blossoms on the side of the road leisurely.During the first labor pains, she pinched her husband's hand and said, "I've decided on the child's name, and I'll call it Yin Li!"

At important moments, Father Yin can still take care of so much, he nodded violently without passing the words in his head, carefully supported his wife, and had a lot of snot and tears.

After his wife had entered the delivery room, he finally came to his senses, Yin Li?

Is the wife so sure about having a daughter?

It's fine if it's a girl, but if it's a boy...

Kid paper, if you are really a child, Papa swears, you will have a miserable childhood where you are constantly ridiculed by the children!

A strict wife has no rights at all!

Father Yin touched the bruise on the back of his hand, signed the treaty of humiliating power and humiliating the country, and gave up the awesome names like "Yin Bawang", "General Yin" and "Brother Yin Cool" that he had imagined before. .

——Since Yin Li knew about this, as soon as he got angry with his father, he poked his father's spine with this matter, and made sure that he said something, and his father would feel so guilty Promise something.

Yin Litan has a girly name, and her looks are particularly well-matched, even more girly, not to mention her slender eyebrows and eyes, and her two small canine teeth are still hidden in her red lips, which looks a little cute.

Although it is very sad that the name cannot be changed to "Yin Bawang", Yin Li's practical actions of playing tricks behind her back and pretending to be obedient in front of others prove that the title of "Little Bawang" belongs to him.

Although he is pretty, he will be forgiven if he is a good boy after he has bullied others. He apologized with the corners of his eyes raised slightly, making his whole body numb when he was shocked.

But Yin Li's personality is too naughty and his mind is too stupid. One second you are shocked by him and you want to turn into a pool of spring water, and the next second you have to be drowned in the spring water by his nonsense, so he tosses and turns peach blossoms There are not many debts.

The three bear children are now adults, and the relationship between them is still so...complicated.

Today is the second child, which is Yang Qian's big day.

The master of ceremonies is a well-known host of the local TV station. He was standing on the stage and roaring at the top of his voice: "We are here, gathered together to congratulate Mr. Yang Qian and Ms. Fang Ying on their happy union, and wish them a happy union forever! Live together forever! "

Yang Quan and his girlfriend Feng Zi who have been talking for more than two years are married, and Tang Shan and Yin Li, who are bamboo horses, are invited to be best men.

It is said that the best man is just to drink a few more glasses for the groom, so that the groom has the strength to continue fighting in the bridal chamber. Tang Shan is of course no problem. Liquor is poured into his mouth as if he doesn’t want money, as if he doesn’t feel the burning of alcohol feel.

In comparison, Yin Li can only be regarded as filling the scene. Before the banquet started, she was already drunk and passed out, lying on the wine table with her head tilted and talking in her sleep. .

After drinking for three rounds, when it came to the traditional bridal chamber, Yang Gan, who had a big tongue, kept grabbing the collar of his uncle standing beside him in the bridal chamber and asked, "Where are my two best men? Woolen cloth?"

The eldest uncle kept a dark face and said nothing, twisted a wet towel and covered Yang Dan's head, so that he could stay awake.

As for where did the best man go?

They are not the protagonists of this marriage, who knows.

The camera zoomed up and looked upstairs at the honeymoon suite of the hotel where Yang Dan was located. That's right, it was the room above Yang Dan's head!

The best man, who had drunk too much, entered this room after kissing with his tongue!

I can't bear to look straight at the dick!

The little security guy who was sitting in the monitoring room expressed his displeasure and displeasure.

Don't go into the house!

It's okay in the hallway too, I won't report on you!

And they were all drunk, how could that guy who was obviously Gong take out his room card so calmly?

Is this really not an act? !

The security guy slammed his mouse angrily: Come out for me!I want to see the live version of the play!

No matter how the camera is turned, it can't capture the scene in the room. I'm so anxious!

When the two entered the room, they vomited wine, and fell asleep after vomiting

Tang Shan also threw Yin Li to the other side, and rolled the quilt to the other side, separated from Yin Li by a distance of an adult golden retriever, and fell asleep tightly wrapped up.

Poor Yin Li only got one quilt, which barely covered her belly.

The next morning, Yang Qian and his new wife Fang Ying were waiting for his two brothers with open crotch pants to drink morning tea in the dining room. They were almost full and no one came over.

"Why don't you come? Are you sure you have an appointment with them?" Fang Ying was a little impatient and dropped her chopsticks angrily.

Yang Quan was also angry, put down the spoon in the bowl and said, "Yes! I'm sure! You've already asked eight times, don't ask any more. Maybe it's because you drank too much and couldn't get out of bed. It's nothing wrong anyway. , don’t worry if you wait a little longer.”

"I still have to meet my brother and the others! Who can hang out with some of your cronies!" Fang Ying said, and wanted to get up and leave.

Just at this moment, Tang Shan and Yin Li walked over one after the other.Tang Shan had an indulgent/desire/excessive look on his face, and several tufts of hair were sticking up in his usually docile hair, his eyes were red and swollen, and he had misremembered the buttons of his shirt.

Yin Li was even more miserable, with two snot hanging under her nose, and she was still limping when she walked, holding her waist and moving slowly like an old man in his seventies and eighties.

Yang Dan frowned and glared at Fang Ying, pulled her to sit down, and hurriedly called Tang Shan and Yin Li to come over for dinner.

It seemed that something happened between the two of them last night.

Tang Shan's face was indifferent, Yin Li kept twisting her buttocks, every time she saw Tang Shan, she had a disgusted expression on her face.

Naturally, Yang Qian couldn't see what happened between the two of them, and he was used to the ugly faces between the two of them.

He asked Yin Li: "Have a cold? I told you not to drink white wine. Why didn't you listen? Did you kick the quilt again when you were sleeping?" Yang Yan blamed Yin Li for putting a crab roe bun.

Yin Li reluctantly grinned at Yang Gan, who was holding the buns for him, kicked the Tang shirt next to him with air, raised her proud head, swallowed the buns in one gulp, and smiled.But before he could swallow it, he almost choked.

Tang Shan pushed his own small plate forward, pouted his mouth angrily at the shrimp siu mai, and Yang Dan picked one up and put it in.

Yin Li resented in her heart: hateful siu mai!He actually stuck to Yang Gan's chopsticks and dragged it to Tang Shan's plate!

It must be the fox/spirit Tang Shan who used some shady spells!