Internet celebrity little hamster feeding guide

Su Wang is over, and it's Ke Ke's turn at the end.Ke Ke lowered his head and hesitated for a while, "Probably...it's Huang Laoxie."

"What is this? Foodie Alliance?"

"I also want to see Ke Ke and Da Tu's push-ups and push-ups!"

"You actually voted for Huang Laoxie 2333. Could it be that his popularity is so bad?"

"It's worse than the Luo River, and there's no one else"

"I feel that Ah Huang is in danger"

"Ah Huang looks like a dog ╮(╯▽╰)╭"

Director: "Now, please Su Su prove her innocence."

"The baby is not a killer, the killer is Huang Laoxie!" Su Wang avoided you, me, and him very carefully, and then looked at Ye Qu with a bit of aggrievedness. The director is really bad, why didn't he let him sit with Ye Qu?

Director: "Please vote, if you think Su Su is a killer, please raise your hand."

Fat Cijun raised his hand, Huang Laoxie raised his hand: "Since Su Su thinks that I am a killer, then I'm sorry."

"Ah Huang's idiot has spoken (﹃)"

"The voice is beautiful! The hands are also beautiful!"

"Why did Mao start calling Ah Huang?"

"Don't you think two words are easier to pronounce? 2333"

"Su Su's little aggrieved expression makes me want to hug her"

"Susu don't cry! We believe in you!"

Director: "The next one is Fat Ci-kun."

Fat Cijun's face was paralyzed, "It's not me." No one raised their hands when voting.

Director: "Mu Bai, what do you want to say?"

Ye Qu took a quick look at Su Wang and said, "Well... since everyone has had oxtail soup for lunch today, let's vote for Huang Laoxie together."

"Mubai is supporting Su Su! Give it a thumbs up!"

"Mu Bai is so good, Su is so black-bellied!"

"Oh, oh, oh, obviously sitting far away, why did Mu Bai look at Susu with such hot eyes just now!"

"I have a hunch that Ah Huang will be cast to death 2333"

Therefore, Ye Qu got zero votes, Turing was not nominated, and Huang Laoxie received four votes, and was eliminated by Hua Lide.

Director: "Da Tu abstained, Huang Laoxie got four votes, congratulations, because of the death of the principal, he was heartbroken and died of love."

"Director Puff Puff gives a big thumbs up!"

"Sacrificing love hahaha Ah Huang's face is almost black"

"They are cps"

"It's a good thing it's CP, otherwise I'll hate you"

Huang Laoxie flipped the playing cards angrily, looked up to the sky and sighed, "A group of unscrupulous people have wronged the good people!" A nine of hearts landed steadily on the coffee table.

Director: "Alright, congratulations to the two of you on meeting underground, we are starting the second round, it's getting dark, please close your eyes."

"The director is getting better and better at playing an underground meeting 2333"

"Ah Huang said I don't want to meet Erha!"

"It feels like the headmaster has been unable to speak and is almost suffocated to death 2333"

Director: "Killer, please open your eyes, and please point out the person you want to kill."

The two people raised their heads at the same time, made eye contact, reached an agreement after a few back and forth, and pointed at a certain sleeping person at the same time.

Director: "Killer, please close your eyes. Doctor, please open your eyes."

The doctor opened his eyes and pointed his finger at Su Wang without hesitation.

The director nodded: "Doctor, please close your eyes, and the police, please open your eyes."

Su Wang raised his head, browsed around the crowd, and finally pointed to Luohe.

The director gestured, he curled his mouth and closed his eyes again.

"The atmosphere is so dignified!"

"It smells like gunpowder"

"What should I do? Don't worry about my Susu, his expression like a small animal is so cute!"

"It's dawn, it's a new day." The director said, and everyone opened their eyes, "Last night, the murderer appeared in the town again and broke into Susu's house. Fortunately, the doctor came in time and rescued Susu's life." So, no one died last night."

"Uncle Director, can the baby talk first?" Su Wang raised his hand and looked at the director expectantly.

Director: "Yes."

"Luohe is the murderer!" Su Wang said, "Everyone must trust the baby."

"Baby Susu, how can this group of people believe you if you are so direct?"

"Luohe is the big villain Susu who beat him with a small fist!"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, small fists can only beat Mu Baida, 233333"

"Although I know that Susu is not talking about you, me, him, but calling myself a baby is really cute!!"

Director: "Su Su finished talking? Let's talk about Ke Ke."

Ke Ke looked at Suwang, then at Luohe, and then firmly stood on the foodie side, "I believe in Susu, when no one thought Luohe was a killer in the last round, Luohe just started to defend himself. Kind of weird."

"Baby Ke Ke, you said me la la la la la"

"Ke Ke and Da Tu (﹃) push-ups ♂ push-ups ♂ push-ups"

"Push-ups! Push-ups! Push-ups!"

"Okay, let's do a real push-up." Turing quickly pulled Ke Ke up from the sofa, with one hand behind his back, the gentleman had to bend down and asked, "Baby, do you want to lie down, or does husband lie down?"

"Aww, Turing is selling dog food! Only 998!"

"Don't be such a gentleman, Turing, why do you have a sense of sight of a marriage proposal?"

"Baby and hubby are amazing, so Su, so Su!"

Turing was so good that he let Ke Ke lie on the ground, and while the fans were frantically swiping the screen, he did ten real push-ups, the movements were smooth and done in one go.And Ke Ke's face turned pink.

Turing and Ke Ke sat down respectively, and it was Fat Cijun's turn to speak. He nodded, "Luohe is very likely."

Ye Qu raised his eyebrows and mocked, "Luohe is very popular, even Fat Cijun said so."

Director: "Has Mu Bai finished his opinion? Next is Turing. What do you think?"

"There should be two killers." Turing said, "It's definitely not Suwang and Keke, Luohe is one of them, and the rest is Mu Bai or Fat Cijun. Above."

"How does Turing know that Su Su is not?"

"Because Susu was rescued just now?"

"Don't spoil the one upstairs! It will be f***ed by the director!"

"Hey, don't stare at the widow, the widow is just a commoner." Luo He said, "The widow feels that there is always movement on the left hand side every time I close my eyes. The killer should be Su Su or Ke Ke. Don't kill a good person by mistake. !"

"biu! Luohe got shot!"

"Push-ups! Push-ups! Push-ups!"

"Speaking of which, the baby wants to see Fat Ji-kun being hugged by the princess!"

"It's not bad to hug the princess. The question is, can Luohe be hugged?"

"The widow is strong and strong! Why can't I hug him?" Luo He was unconvinced, "Come on, let's hug one!"

Fat Cijun wanted to cut Luohe's head open to see what was inside, and he was provoked so easily.

"Chubby looks so cute with awkward face"

"Big hugs to Luohe! I want a screenshot!"

"Yes, yes, don't move, I want to take a screenshot too!"

"Panji-kun's face is so ugly, do you feel nervous?"

"Luohe Juju, hold on tight! Fat Ci-kun is about to fall down."

"Puluo River Chicory has never hugged anyone"

"Put your legs down first, or you'll fall!"

"God can't see"

In the end, Luohe simply squatted down holding Fat Cijun, and then Fat Cijun stood up from his arms with difficulty, and almost fell down.

As expected, Luohe was elected with a high number of votes. "Luohe was accused of being a suspect and was recognized by everyone. He was sentenced to hang. Do you have anything to say?"

"Troublemaker! I have been wronged!" Luo He shook his head and sighed, the poker face lit up, and a shining K of Spades came into everyone's sight.

"Big □□ son!" The gardener yelled, "You actually killed me! I'm so wronged!"

The director clapped his hands, "Ghosts, please don't talk, we will continue to the next round. Please close your eyes when it gets dark."

"Anything else?" Fat Cijun asked, "Didn't you already find the killer?"

"There are two killers." The director said mysteriously, "You must find out the second person before being attacked by the killer and execute him in order to win the game."

"There is another one?" Ke Ke hugged the pillow in his arms, looked at Su Wang, "Who do you say?"

Su Wang crossed his arms and thought hard for a long time, but to no avail.

After the three were eliminated, only Turing, Su Wang, Ke Ke, Pang Cijun and Ye Qu remained. Su Wang closed his eyes, and the killer had already been called by the director, but he did not move for a long time.

Ke Ke is sitting next to him, if there is any movement, he will feel it immediately, so Ke Ke is a commoner.

Ye Qu wouldn't kill him, so it wasn't Ye Qu either.

Then only Turing and Fat Cijun were left. Turing also said that Luohe was the murderer, and Fat Cijun also agreed. Neither of them had any obvious behavior to prove that they were the killers.

When Su Wang thought of this, the director called the police. He raised his head and looked at the other four dark heads, while Luo He, who had just died, looked at him with extremely exaggerated eyes, and made a gesture with his mouth: It's you!

Su Wang showed eight teeth and gave him a bright smile.

Then he pointed to Turing, who just snatched his potatoes and looked more like a bad guy!

However, the director's thumbs down, he guessed wrong.

"It's dawn, and a new day has begun. Last night, someone sneaked into Ke Ke's kitchen and locked him in the oven while he was looking for food."

"I went to direct Uncle, so cruel! He actually put Ke Ke in the oven"

"How can our Er Ke be so soft and cute and put it in the oven! We should take it back to warm the bed 23333"

"The one upstairs won my heart wwww"

"Didn't you really say millet for food? 2333"

"My Susu doesn't need to forage for food. Mubai will put food on himself and feed him."

"(*////▽////*) I feel like my nosebleed is about to flow out"

"I, I don't know who it is. It must not be Susu." Ke Ke thought for a long time, and finally whispered his "last words".

Fat Cijun: "Wooden white or big picture, big picture is more likely."

Mu Bai: "The big picture."

Turing: "I am not a killer, and neither is Su Wang. In the first two rounds, the two killers almost didn't need to discuss, and the speed of decision was very fast, but this round took some time to decide, so the last two rounds should be based on Luo. The decision made by Hezhu, and there was no objection in the round of killing Susu, so it is not Mu Bai. The killer is Fat Cijun."

Su Wang: "Uncle director, the baby also thinks he is fat."

Director: "Have everyone finished expressing their opinions? Then start voting."

The ensuing round went smoothly, with unanimous votes passed, Fat Ci-jun was executed, and the card he showed was indeed a king of clubs.

"Hurrah, I can finally talk! The way Pang Pang and Luo He make eye contact is so cute!"

"Is there no need to communicate at all? It's a tacit understanding!"

"Don't you guys think Datu rescued Susu in the second round? It's amazing! How did he know that Susu is a policeman?"

"It's obvious that Su Su has a job. If Su Su is rescued, then the suspicion will be ruled out!"

"Susu guessed that it was Luohe when she slept in the second round!"

"You should know it in the first round, okay? It's absolutely illogical to cast Huang Laoxie to death. He doesn't look like him."

"Everywhere looks like it!"

Director: "That's all for today's "Cp Those Things". Next Saturday, it will be broadcast on three platforms. See you later."

"Goodbye, everyone!" Su Wang finally moved to Ye Qu's side, hugged his arm and waved to everyone. The live broadcast camera was completely turned off, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Huh, it's been so long for the first time." Su Wang hugged Ye Qu's waist, rubbing his head against his chest, "Brother, what shall we eat when we go back?"

"Hungry?" Ye Qu hugged him lightly, this little thing was so annoying, if it wasn't because he was outside, he really wanted to move him to the bed and love him a lot.

"Mubai," Turing came over, Ke Ke followed behind him, and greeted shyly, "Ke Ke said he wanted to leave Su Su's WeChat account."

"No problem, Susu, do you have your mobile phone?"

When recording the live broadcast just now, I used the mobile phone of the program group. Su Wang just reached into his pocket and took out his mobile phone.

"But I don't have WeChat?" Su Wang took out his phone and looked at Ye Qu helplessly.

"Then add me..." Before Ye Qu finished speaking, "I'll help you apply!" The director snatched Su Wang's phone, put his arm around him, and fiddled with the phone with the other, "Are you really a newcomer? The feeling is very good, and the fans are so cute. If you have never used WeChat, let me teach you, let's add one too!"

Su Wang twisted his body uncomfortably, "Well, no need." He lowered his head and turned around, avoiding the director's affectionate actions, and shrank back to Ye Qu's side.

"Are you a dog? You jump on people when you see them." Huang Laoxie snatched Su Wang's mobile phone from the director's hand, fiddled with it a few times, and gave it back to Su Wang, "WeChat is downloaded, and you can ask Mu Wang later." Let me help you apply for an account."

Su Wang took the phone and nodded timidly. He still remembered that Ye Qu had told him that this person's words could not be trusted.

"Don't be too nervous, the game is over." Ye Qu rubbed his tense face, squeezed it, and then said to the others, "Susu is a little tired, we will go back first."

"Okay, see you next week."

"See you next week."

"Goodbye, Uncle Director!"

"Goodbye."

When getting in the car, Su Wang got into the back seat directly, took out the blanket from behind, wrapped it around his body, and fell asleep.