Internet celebrity little hamster feeding guide

"Ye Qu."

Ye Qu came out of the shower and was about to go to bed, but saw He Jiaojiao sitting on his bed, wearing only a lace pajamas.

The expression on his face froze, and he looked away: "Put on the bathrobe, and be careful not to catch a cold."

He Jiaojiao stepped on the wool carpet with bare feet, and put one hand on Ye Quchi/naked chest, "We haven't seen each other for so long, don't you miss me?"

Ye Qu said nothing, and put his bath towel on He Jiaojiao's body, "Go back to the room and rest early, and I will take you out to play after I finish my work."

"I won't go back," He Jiaojiao put his arms around Ye Qu's neck, completely pressed his whole body up, his cheeks pressed against Ye Qu's neck, raised his head pitifully and said, "Sleeping alone is so lonely, can you accompany me? "

"Then you sleep here, I'll go to the living room to rest when you fall asleep." Ye Qu said.

"Ye Qu!" He Jiaojiao finally couldn't hold it anymore, and his shrill cry pierced the silence, "We have been together for five years, and I, He Jiaojiao, think that I am not inferior to others in terms of face and body, so it is very difficult to touch me. ?"

Ye Qu sighed, Jiaojiao was fine everywhere, but he always entangled with this issue.In fact, Ye Qu was also very distressed. He even had an andrological examination, but everything was normal.On weekdays, he used his right hand to communicate with his little brother from time to time, but as soon as he met He Jiaojiao, he immediately died down.

"Jiaojiao, shall we take our time?"

"Take your time, take your time, how long are you going to slow down? My best friend's child can play soy sauce, you don't even want to stand up and say hello to me, Ye Qu, are you f*cking cold!" He Jiaojiao was furious She went out to play for two months and Ye Qu ignored him. She couldn't let go of her relationship with him and decided to come back and live a good life.But when she came back and put down all her dignity to seduce Ye Qu, he was indifferent!

He Jiaojiao was sitting on the bed, Ye Qu was leaning against the wall, the two were deadlocked in silence, the atmosphere in the bedroom dropped to freezing point.

"Boom, boom, boom." Someone knocked on the door.

Ye Qu seemed to grasp at straws, and immediately opened the door.

I saw Su Wang standing outside the door with his pillow in his arms, half of his baby face was exposed, his eyes were watery looking at Ye Qu, and he was about to cry, "Brother, I had a nightmare and I was so scared, can I sleep with you?"

Ye Qu: "..." One or two came to his room to beg to sleep together, what kind of crooked love did he go?

He Jiaojiao rushed up to hold Ye Qu's arm, and changed into a smiling face in a second, "Your brother and I are about to go to bed. Brother Su Wang's nightmares are all fake. If you are really scared, you can turn on the light and sleep."

A few hours ago, He Jiaojiao had just sworn the ownership of Ye Qu with him, but Su Wang ignored it indifferently. As a goblin whose main body is a hamster, he never said anything when he really needed to take an oath of sovereignty. Hamsters Usually it bites directly.

But at this very moment, Su Wang wanted to bite her very much.

Su Wang resisted not speaking, and continued to look at Ye Qu with tears and aggrieved eyes.

Ye Qu couldn't stand being looked at by him, so he weighed it in his heart, He Jiaojiao must never stay, and if Su Wang slept with him, He Jiaojiao had to leave, which seemed a good idea.

At least Su Wang was just afraid that he didn't need to meet his other needs.

"You come in." So, Ye Qu opened the door and let Su Wang in, and then said to He Jiaojiao, "Go back and rest early, the room is decorated by myself, if you are not satisfied with anything, you can change it."

He Jiaojiao was ashamed, and her heart was already on the verge of a volcano erupting. She didn't hear Ye Qu's reassurance at all, and all she could think about was how to fry and then boil the annoying little boy in front of her.

"I won't go." He Jiaojiao turned cold and sat down on Ye Qu's bed, crossed his legs, raised his head proudly, "This is my room, why should I go?"

Ye Qu is helpless, his girlfriend must sleep with me, but what should I do if I want to sleep with my brother?

"Brother, let's go to sleep next door." Su Wang ignored He Jiaojiao and said, pulling Ye Qu's pajamas.

Ye Qu's head was as big as a bucket, but he still taught Su Wang patiently, "You can't go in a girl's room casually."

"But my sister said that this is her room." Su Wang looked innocent.

……

The next day, when Feng Yi saw Ye Qu in the office, he was shocked. His hair was dry, his eye sockets were sunken, his lips were cracked, and several bright red pimples popped out.

"What did Miss He do to you? You look like you have kidney deficiency." Feng Yi closed the door of the office to block the curious eyes.

"Don't mention it, He Jiaojiao and Su Wang ran to my bedroom at the same time last night to sleep together, forcing me to hide in the living room and have a good night's sleep." Ye Qu spread out on Feng Yi's reception chair "Otherwise you can set up an office for me, so I can work here." Ye Qu didn't dare to go home anymore, Su Wang and He Jiaojiao were like a pair of fighting cocks, and he was the delicious reward, The two must fight to the death.

"My God!! You can do it, brother!" Feng Yi slapped Ye Qu on the back, and he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"You like to try it yourself, I'm going to be tormented to death." Ye Qu was severely sleep-deprived, depressed, and rarely burst into foul language.

Feng Yi sat down in his boss chair with a sullen smile, and could barely hold back under Ye Qu's gloomy stare, "I've prepared your office for you a long time ago, it's next door, and it can be used anytime. Do you want to give it to me?" Would you like to add another sofa bed?"

Ye Qu was so moved that he nodded his head, and couldn't help sighing, when his girlfriend and brother rebelled collectively, it's best to treat him small.

……

When Su Wang woke up, Ye Qu was gone, and even He Jiaojiao was missing.He sat up from the bed and rubbed his head. It felt strange to have no hair on his body.

He wandered around the house barefoot, and sure enough both of them went out.

"Hey, stupid hamster, how do you feel about 3/p? Isn't it great?" Xiao Xiandan appeared in front of him at some point, quickly vibrating its silver wings and flying around, drawing golden streaks in mid-air radians.

Su Wang gave it a blank look, and ran to the kitchen to pour milk to drink. The advantage of becoming a human is that the stomach is much stronger than before, and you are not afraid of diarrhea at every turn.

"Hey, did you listen to me!" The little elixir flew very close to his eyes, dangling to cover its sight, "How are you going to deal with that new woman?"

"Kill her to death." Su Wang was a little irritable. As a solitary animal, he restrained his instincts to sleep with Ye Quqiu, and it was so shameful that He Jiaojiao stepped in!

"Absolutely not! If something happens, you will go to jail, and Grandpa Yue said that you must not reveal your identity!"

"I know, I know," Su Wang waved his hand impatiently, "I'm just talking."

Xiao Xiandan was still a little worried, and couldn't help telling: "You must not do anything impulsively that you shouldn't do! Don't forget that there are monster catchers in the world, if you are caught by Yuelao Grandpa can't save you either."

"Understood!" Su Wang put the milk carton into the refrigerator, "It's just a mortal girl, you wait for me to drive her away."

Su Wang turned around in his mind, except for Ye Qu's life circle here, he only knew Feng Yi's office.After the rambunctious elixir finished nagging, he went crazy and went back to the room to find a suit of clothes, ready to go out.