[Main Wenye] I met Dazai after jumping off the building

Akutagawa Ryunosuke watched the pair of chopsticks in the air separate the fish meat from the fishbone, and then the fish was pushed in front of his sister, the strange feeling in his heart never stopped.

He originally thought Mr. Dazai's home should be a dark, cold and lonely place.It may be white and cold lights, under the light are simple and neat furniture, basically there are no traces of life, after all, he looks like he is going to leave this world at any time.

But rather...

He saw his sister took the fish, then said "thank you" softly to the empty seat, and even smiled shyly.Then Osamu Dazai protested loudly: "Miss Kitano—I don't like picking fishbone either."

"Then Dazai-san can eat tofu."

This is what was written on the board.

"Miss Bei Nai is really kind to Xiao Yin, obviously I am the person who knows Miss Bei Nai best in the house..."

Osamu Dazai murmured with his mouth drooping, and then picked fishbone by himself.He acted like he was jealous with Akutagawa Gin, which made Akutagawa Gin's cheeks flushed, and then secretly glanced at Kitano Ryo.

From the time the four of them sat at this table together, Akutagawa found that Osamu Dazai never "talked to himself" again, because every word he said, Kitano Ryo would write on a notepad to respond, but she clearly responded Mr. Dazai can hear her voice.

The reason why Bei Nailiang did this is self-evident.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke silently ate the tofu on his plate, and the feeling of stepping into a world he had never seen became stronger.

The lives of myself and my sister will change from today.

After eating, it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. Gin Akutagawa was taking a shower in the bathroom, Ryunosuke Akutagawa was sitting on the sofa in the living room, and Kitano Ryo was mysteriously dragged into the guest room by Osamu Dazai.

As soon as the door was closed, the guest room was quiet, only Kitanoliang and Osamu Dazai were left.

"Mr. Dazai." Standing in the guest room, Kitanoliang no longer used the notepad, and asked Dazai what his intentions were with his eyes.

Osamu Dazai asked Kitano Ryo to sit on the edge of the bed, and then sat on the armchair next to him, resting his head on the back of the chair with his arms, "Hey, Miss Kitano~ Do me a favor."

God knows how much she wanted to save Osamu Dazai from trouble!Hearing this, Bei Nailiang sat upright, "Please speak."

"Akutagawa Ryunosuke, that kid's ability is to turn his coat into a black beast, which can cut through everything." Saying this, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and slashed several hand blades in the air. , "But he is still too immature to use this ability, so I want to ask Ms. Kitano to train him with me."

With a "snap", Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together, looked at Kitano Ryo and blinked.

Bei Nailiang "..."

She is a 17-year-old female high school student. Compared with those of them who have aggressive abilities, she can't carry her hands or shoulders. Dazai Osamu asked her to train Ryunosuke Akutagawa with him?His ability sounds fierce and vicious.

Kitano was silent for two seconds, and asked, "What does Mr. Dazai want me to do?"

"Miss Kitano doesn't need to do anything~ just appear in front of him. I will train him to feel Miss Kitano's approach through subtle changes in the air, and then act accordingly."

"Aggression? Is Dazai-san going to let him cut me in half?"

"No, no, no." Osamu Dazai shook his hand quickly, and then took out a pair of scissors from nowhere, "Actually, I did a little experiment on Miss Kitano's state of existence when Miss Kitano was not paying attention. Then I found that Miss Kitano is now in a 'fixed state'."

"Stationary?"

Osamu Dazai nodded, "Miss Kitano, do you still remember what you said the first time you drank tea at my house?"

First time drinking tea?Bei Naoliang thought about it silently when he heard the words. At that time, Osamu Dazai was hesitant to give her a cup of tea, and then she asked for one.The freshly boiled tea was soaking in the tea leaves, and the fragrance of the tea was overflowing. She couldn't hold back and took a sip immediately, as if to say...

"It's good that you don't even have to be afraid of being burned after you die."

"Ah..." Bei Naoliang came out of the memory and nodded knowingly, "Mr. Dazai wants to say that I don't feel pain."

But didn't you expect Dazai Osamu to have paid attention to her words at that time?What a meticulous man.

Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers, "bingo~ In addition, I took advantage of Miss Kitano's inattention and cut your hair this morning."

Bei Nailiang whose head suddenly felt cold: "..."

Look, what a confident tone this is.

She touched her hair subconsciously: "Mr. Dazai—" How rude it is to cut my hair without my permission!

But Osamu Dazai would not give her this opportunity to speak.

He quickly lifted another strand of Bei Naoliang's hair, and then clicked in front of her, raised the knife in his hand and dropped it, and the black curly hair fell to the ground in fine pieces.

"Look!" Osamu Dazai took advantage of the opportunity to interrupt Kitanoliang's words, and lifted the tail of hair that he was still pinching in front of Kitanoliang as if asking for credit.Before Bei Naoliang's accusation against him was spoken, this lock of hair had regrown to the length just now at a speed visible to the naked eye, and even the curly curls were exactly the same as before.

Bei Naoliang opened his eyes a little bit, looking at the hair in Dazai Osamu's hands in shock.

She understood what Osamu Dazai meant by "stationary state".

There is no need to eat, no hunger, no pain, and the damage can be restored to its original state-her entire state is at a fixed value, that is, no matter how she changes, she will return to a fixed appearance.

Even if Ryunosuke Akutagawa cut her into pieces with his powers, she can be restored to a whole.

"It's amazing." Bei Nailiang murmured.

"Hmm~" Osamu Dazai echoed, "So when I saw Akutagawa, I immediately thought of Miss Kitano. Miss Kitano couldn't be more suitable."

Bei Nailiang understood completely now.No wonder he brought Akutagawa back directly, and let Akutagawa know of her existence.

At this moment Osamu Dazai said that he was discussing with her, but in fact he had thought through every step thoroughly. At this moment, he was sure that she would agree to his words, just like the night before when he invited Bei Naoliang to go down the stairs with him again.

Sure enough, Kitano Ryo was silent for two seconds, and said, "I see, I will help Mr. Dazai train Akutagawa-kun together."

"It's great!" Dazai Osamu looked surprised, but there was no surprise in his eyes, but a kind of plainness that had known the result long ago, "Thanks for your hard work, Miss Kitano~"

Kitano Ryo shook her head, "It's all within her power." She paused, then said again, "Speaking of which, is it because of the Akutagawa brothers and sisters that Mr. Dazai came back so late?"

"Ah! Speaking of which, I want to ask Miss Kitano a question first." Osamu Dazai rested his head on the back of the chair and turned around in the chair, "Why did Miss Kitano come home suddenly this morning?"

As soon as this incident was mentioned, Kitanoliang remembered that she forgot to apologize to Mr. Dazai due to various unexpected situations just now.She stood up and bowed to Osamu Dazai who was sitting on the chair, with a sincere and serious tone, "Sorry for causing trouble to Mr. Dazai."

"Miss Kitano is too polite. But why?"

Kitano Ryo then told Osamu Dazai that the blond girl in a dress could see her.She thought it was a very important clue, and thought that Osamu Dazai would pay attention to it.As a result, after she finished speaking with a serious face, Osamu Dazai still looked lazy, slumped on the back of the chair and yawned.

"No wonder Mr. Mori knows that Miss Kitano is with me."

"Huh?" What does that mean?

Osamu Dazai said leisurely: "Mr. Mori is my boss. The little girl that Ms. Kitano saw is called 'Alice'. It is Mr. Mori's supernatural ability, and she is not considered a living body. That's why I can see Ms. Kitano."

In fact, when he found out that Miss Kitano was missing at noon today, he planned to go home to look for her, but he was called to the headquarters by Mori Ogai temporarily. It can be seen that Miss Kitano was probably at odds with Mr. Mori—after all, it was the first time he cooed. Gu Gu, Miss Kitano is also because of Mr. Mori's mission.

When he arrived at the headquarters, Mr. Mori was hugging Alice and weeping loudly, "Alice-chan, you can't leave me, woo woo woo", "Please don't run away from home again woo woo woo", "I will definitely not next time I forced you to try on skirts, woo woo woo," and the like, an image of a young girl controlling an uncle.But when he turned around and faced Osamu Dazai again, he returned to the role of the strategizing leader Mori Ogai.

"Dazai-kun, Alice-chan said she saw Kitano-san dead at the curry restaurant where you ate."

"It's really strange. Did the dead climb out of the grave?"

"Sure enough, it's because of Dazai-kun's refusal to make an appointment with another girl, right? Even if you're a ghost, you won't let it go."

This is roughly the case, and the two of them briefly summarized Dazai Osamu's current situation in a few sentences.Mr. Sen already knew about this matter, so he simply stopped hiding it.It's much more convenient to say it this way. First, you can use the power of Hong Kong gangsters to find the reason. Second, you can bring Ms. Bei Nai to work together in the future, otherwise it is not good to always leave her at home alone.

In addition to Mori Ogai being a little curious about the existence of Kitano Ryo, he also promoted Osamu Dazai to a cadre as a birthday present for his birthday.

However, before the buttocks took the position of hot cadre, Mori Ogai immediately arranged a new task for Osamu Dazai.This time, it was a bit troublesome to deal with the matter related to the superpower group from abroad. Osamu Dazai didn't finish it until night, and he picked up the Akutagawa brothers and sisters by the way.

After listening to Dazai Osamu's summary of what happened during the day today, Kitano Ryo couldn't help feeling: "What a busy day."

Dazai nodded seriously.

Living with ghosts, celebrating birthdays early, entering the police station, being promoted to cadres, and picking up children—this is Osamu Dazai's chaotic and bizarre birthday.

However, when Osamu Dazai recalled the past a few years later, he found that he was like an undercurrent among the glaciers under the polar night, flowing quietly and lonely in the darkness all day long.And until this day, his birthday——

The sound of the zero o'clock, the explosion of flames, and the sound of Bei Nailiang jumping off the stairs overlapped together, becoming a whistle in the distant sky in the dark night.

From then on, the darkness was broken by the aurora, which was like a cold flame burning in the sky, adding a faint fluorescence to the cold and silent undercurrent.

The author has something to say:

To round it up here is that Dazai and Liangjiang stayed alone in the guest room all night!yeah!

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!