[Bungo Stray Dogs] Yokohama Renka

Ever since the child was born, Dazai felt that the time he spent alone with his wife in private was taken up by these small things that require adults to deal with. Can pray that little Inari grows up soon - at least he can go to bed by himself at bedtime at night.

One night, Dazai was dreaming soundly, but was woken up by his wife next to him. In his sleepy eyes, he saw Xiaoyou's face seemed a little annoyed. He was wondering if he did something to anger his wife in his sleep. Subconsciously embrace it.Akagi Yu pushed his face away, and complained angrily in a low voice: "Nai-chan is still sleeping, please move more gently."

"What's wrong, Yuu?" He whispered in an ear-piercing voice.

"...I had a dream, dreaming that Nai-chan spoke."

"Then is she talking about father or mother?"

"I dreamed that she said to me 'no qualifications in this world'."

"?"

"If her first sentence is true, it will be Dazai-sama's fault."

"... Xiaoyou, is it unreasonable to blame me for what happened in the dream?"

Fortunately, what Akagi Yu saw in his dream did not come true, but Inari's first sentence did not call him father or mother.One day, the two of them read picture books to her as usual, and the child whined twice, pointed at the cat lying beside him, and said clearly, "Zhijun."

Osamu Dazai was very appetizing. He felt that it was a big mistake that he couldn't find a way to give the cat to the president.

Inari learned to speak faster than normal children, but Dazai always thought this child was stupid, and his veiled dislike was soon met with retribution.

One day, all detective members came out for a dinner, and the only new generation naturally became the focus of everyone.The president hugged little Inari, and his usually tense face eased a lot.

At this moment, Dazai played Kunikida Dopō again, and was scolded by his partner by grabbing the neck.The child's iris-colored eyes inherited from her father looked at her grasped father, and said softly, "Dazai."

After hearing this, Edogawa Ranpo felt inexplicably happy. He came over to tease the child and said, "You can't learn from your father, he and your mother are both idiots, if you want to learn from my world's No.1 detective, Be a useful adult."

Inari said ahhh twice, and Ranbu felt that she was agreeing with him, and poked the baby's soft cheek happily: "Well, it's very insightful. When you grow up, it's not a bad idea to give you snacks No."

Probably because of the random steps, it must have had some effect. Inari, who used to call him Dad honestly, now only calls him "Dazai" when he sees Dazai.This made Yu Akagi very worried.

"Really, this happened because of Dazai-sama's misbehavior. Na-chan, this is dad, you can't call dad by his name like that."

Dazai rested his chin and looked at his daughter's face, which was [-]% similar to his own. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the child might have done it on purpose.

Sure enough, after he bought some toys that the child would like at this age, she changed her name and called her daddy.

What a clever kid, Dazai felt a little unconsciously proud.Speaking of which, ever since Xiaoyou became pregnant with Inari, his life has been fully occupied by taking care of them, and he hasn't tried to commit suicide for nearly two years.

On this day, Dazai went for a walk in the park with the child in his arms, and Akagi had work to do and would come back later.He was sitting on the bench, and Inari was at the age of teething. He was grinding his teeth by the bandage around his father's neck, and his saliva was wet.

"Really, your appetite has been very strong recently. After a while, you can add some new complementary food, please be patient before that." Dazai lifted the child from his chest, he thought for a while, and then warned: " You can't bite mother's clothes like this, understand?"

At this moment, a certain Hong Kong black cadre who just got off work strode past.

Zhongyuan Zhong also just finished cleaning up the mess for his subordinates, his back was sore and his back hurt after a busy day, he always felt as if he passed by something that was familiar but not quite the same as in his impression.

He thought it might be an illusion, but just to be on the safe side, Chuya walked back to where he was, and then he saw clearly the scene that made his stomach ache.

The biggest nightmare in life, the creator of countless unpleasant memories, is hugging a little kid who looks very similar to him, and his posture is as skilled as a textbook. It seems that he has been a dad for a while.

"Wow, that's terrible, can there be anything worse than this?" Dazai said, his tone full of obvious disgust.

"This is my line, okay?!" Chuya shouted back angrily, his voice scared Inari who was being held by Dazai, and the child burst into tears.

"Ah——Chuya is really bad, she finally stayed quiet for a while. Are you interested in making other people's children cry? Nai-chan, darling, dad is here, this weird dwarf can't bully you."

"Hey, you, don't cry, brat." Nakaya was led by Dazai, coaxed Inari, and then reacted: "Wait, it's not just my fault, the one who provoked you You bastard?!"

"No, from the moment you turn your head, this matter has become Chuya's responsibility."

"why?"

"Because you let me see a face I don't want to see. Nai-chan also cried when she saw the dark dwarf. It's so pitiful. I don't have enough sleep. Don't have nightmares at night."

"I'm really going to beat you up? By the way... is this your daughter? An illegitimate daughter?"

There was also a kind of surprise at the discovery of a new species, he thought, it is a miracle that Dazai, a bastard who harmed women, took responsibility one day and raised his own species properly.

"Hey, Chuya, your eyes are so disgusting. Can you go to the bottom of the lake to soak for an hour or hang your head on a tree branch? Ah, if you want to recommend it, I think the tree over there is very good, and it takes care of the height of the dwarf. .”

"Isn't this what you should do?! By the way, why haven't you died yet? Has the scourge stayed for thousands of years?!"

Dazai didn't reply, but smiled meaningfully.

This faintly ostentatious smile made Zhong Yuanzhong also have goosebumps all over his body, his eyebrows trembled, he felt that his stomach acid would come back if he stayed here any longer, so he scolded "Bastard mackerel" " and left the park.

Then one day, Nakaya chatted with Akutagawa about Dazai for some reason, and he said to him: "Oh, people change, a scum like Dazai will become a baby daddy one day, but he doesn't know about his illegitimate child Where did the girl come from?"

Akutagawa——Obviously maintained his usual tone, but Chuu also clearly felt that he seemed to be somewhat inexplicably proud: "Mr. Nakaya, don't you know? Mr. Dazai has been married for a long time."

"Huh?" Chuuya was extremely shocked, a hundred times more shocked than he was when he saw Dazai with a child, "Someone accepts this stuff???"

Akutagawa didn't care about the surprise of his boss, he just thought of the half photo he saw in the teacher's belongings many years ago, the girl with brown hair was being held by someone's shoulders in trouble, and the other person in the photo only showed a part of his arm, but A few white bandages exposed on his wrist already showed his identity.

Dazai kept that photo for a long time, until it was lost somewhere in a certain mission. Akutagawa still remembered the intense murderous look his teacher showed when he found out that the photo was lost, and the fleeting but real pain.Later, when he met Akagi Yu, he didn't recognize him because he had only seen the photo once, and the other person's image had changed too much.

Now that I think about it, there is a reason for the inexplicable unlucky things after I finished fighting with Akagi, it must be that person's handwriting.

Judging from Mr. Nakaya's words, it seems that his teacher has indeed been doing well recently.He was also a little curious about what that man's child would look like.

Besides Akutagawa, there is another person who is curious about Dazai's children.

The leader of the port mafia was playing with his family's abilities, and his tone was very doting: "Little Alice, do you think Dazai-kun's child will be as fun as him?"

"Rin Taro is disgusting, if I say I don't want to see you, you won't agree?"

"Ah, what little Alice said is too much, please say more. By the way, why don't you just visit Dazai-kun another day, even though you may be kicked out by the child's mother."

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Okay, the next chapter is Rintaro back (?!) so to speak, the child was over three years old when he visited.Thank you [-]% against classmates for feeding~