BUFF Capsules

Ji Jian spread out the paper unhurriedly, the words and numbers on it were hazy, he rubbed his eyes vigorously, and his vision gradually became clear.

The subject of the test is mathematics, and the numbers are like a flock of geese flying south, floating in the air, changing their formation from time to time...

The exponent flew to the position of the coefficient before the unknown...

The vertical plus sign may be tired, but it lay down sideways and turned into an equal sign...

The parabola bounced twice on the coordinates and reversed...

All the unknowns jumped out of the paper and flew into the air...

Ji Jian forgot that he was taking an exam, he stood up to catch the numbers like a butterfly, and with a "snap", Ji Jian's hand swung down from the air, slammed it on the paper, and pressed this group of messy things in the palm of his hand and scratch paper.

"Caught you!"

He opened his hand carefully, and those words, numbers and symbols were reassembled and printed on his draft paper.

Like a thing?

what?

Why can't I remember it?

Obviously very familiar...

It's as if...

Like a cheat sheet?

fuck...

"The cheat sheet is confiscated." The invigilator confiscated Ji Jian's paper, grabbed his draft paper and said, "Is the cheat sheet quite aboveboard? If you have the courage, why do you take the exam? Go out."

Ji Jian was kicked out of the examination room, he slipped into the toilet and took out his mobile phone.

Ji Jian: Why did I take the capsule but it didn't work? !

Customer service: No, please tell me the specific situation.

Ji Jian: I took a capsule before the exam today, and I wanted to get a good grade in the exam. Who would have thought that the words on the test paper looked like I had eaten a BUFF capsule, and could fucking fly?what can I do?I can only catch it.

Customer service: Did you catch it?

Ji Jian: I caught it, and then it disguised itself as a cheat sheet and sold me out!

Customer service: Please calm down, do you remember the words on the capsule?

Ji Jian: There are no words on the capsule...

Customer Service: Do you have a strong longing for something, and it happened twice in a row?

Ji Jian: Uh, I used a capsule called Kaoshen in the last exam. Is this similar?

Customer Service: Not counting.

Ji Jian: Then...

Customer Service: This is exactly the same!Kiss, our capsule is connected to the Internet and will automatically detect your mind. Do you just want to get a good score in the exam when you are alive?Is there any other more unbelievable idea? Have you ever thought that this kind of accident occurs because your spiritual world is too monotonous?

Ji Jian: Even if I have nothing in my heart, okay? If so, why can the second capsule still be poured out?If I can't pour it out, won't I accept my fate?

Customer service: Although it can be poured out, there is no writing on it.No word is a reminder, if you are obsessed and still take a blank capsule, then the function of the BUFF capsule will automatically switch to the DEBUFF mode.

Ji Jian: How powerful is it to shirk responsibility?

Customer service: After big data analysis, no normal person would be willing to use this high-tech product twice for the same thing. This only shows that your spiritual world is really lacking [smile]

Ji Jian: Fuck, you have a beautiful customer service mouth, but you don’t speak human words. I don’t want to argue with you. I have other subjects to take. How long will this crap work?

Customer service: as long as one year, as short as more than a month.

Ji Jian: ...

Ji Jian returned to the English examination room in despair. From the moment he got the paper, English words flew around like a paper thrown by a graduate from high altitude, and some even jumped under the table. Ji Jian made a move "Monkey fishing for the moon", he successfully fished up a piece of paper, he observed the paper——

Ji Jian looked left and right, and compared: This, this seems to be... the answer to the English paper?Fuck... again...

He reacted and immediately hid it on his body.

The invigilator knocked on Ji Jian's desk: "Take it here."

The language test is the most difficult, and the text on the paper is oracle bone inscriptions.

This, is this Oracle?Don't bring such bullying modern people!

The oracle bone inscriptions instantly turned into bronze inscriptions.

He doesn't know Jin Wen either!

Bronze inscriptions were turned into small editors again.

Qin Shihuang, if only you lived another 5000 years!

Xiaozui became official script.

The word flat is a bit cute...

What a cute ghost!

Lishu became regular script.

Ji Jian seems to be able to recognize a little this time. The font will change every once in a while, and it should become simplified in a while.

Idle is also idle, he decided to write a composition first.

He racked his brains to read the content prompt, but he didn't understand it.

He vaguely remembered that the teacher said that the words in the quotation marks are the key, the theme, and the theme is the pillar on which the dog is tied, and around it, you must not run far.

The subject is four words, Ji Jian almost knows it, and this subject seems a bit too open-the girl's favorite person.

Look down on the handsome guy?Ji Jian refused to accept, he was the best at bringing in empathy.

Ji Jian lowered his head and wrote the composition angrily. After finishing writing, he waited for the simplified characters to appear. Facts have proved that the signal for the appearance of the simplified characters is the words "examination is over".

He almost handed in a blank paper.

After returning to the classroom, Lu Qi said to Ji Jian: "The amount of questions ahead is a bit large. Fortunately, the theme of the composition is very conventional. I have memorized many similar articles before I can barely finish it."

Ji Jian stared straight at his eyes: "Have you memorized many similar articles? There is something wrong with your hobby! At least you should also memorize some masculine words!"

Lu Qi was confused: "What are you talking about, are we taking a test paper?"

Cao Yu echoed Lu Qi and said, "I wrote about my hometown so that I don't even know my hometown."

Ji Jian picked up his mobile phone and looked up the four words in the quotation marks - Ru's hometown (your hometown), and felt that everything was over.

"Brother Ji, you look very bad..."