BUFF Capsules

Ji Jian: "I met your sister, your sister is not... and your sister is not fat."

Lu Qi: "When you saw her, she had already lost weight successfully. People are always insatiable, so she died when she went further."

Ji Jian whispered: "No wonder I haven't seen her for a long time..."

"Actually, you've seen her, you've seen her fat. Some time ago, Cao Yu showed me a video of a fat man jumping rope..."

Ji Jian couldn't believe it: "That's your sister?! Don't tease me... The last time I saw Sister Lu Qi was in the freshman year of high school. She was quite well-proportioned at that time, but that VLOG was posted recently... ..."

"That was a video my sister recorded three years ago. On the surface, she is a passionate fat man who inspires people like her. In fact, she has been stealing diet pills and liposuction. Exercise is just an illusion. Every time you lose weight At one o'clock, I recorded a 1-minute video to pretend, then saved it, and never posted it." Just like Ji Jian.

"I was afraid that if it didn't work, I would give up halfway and be ridiculed. I didn't post the accumulated videos until she succeeded in losing weight..." Lu Qi paused for a long time, and said, "She is just vain."

Lu Qi's every word seems to be insinuating Ji Jian, he also saves up the videos and does not post them, he also sells corruption for fans, and he is also very vain, which is why he hates Lu Qi.

Because Lu Qi has everything and is not vain.

Ji Jian wants to have everything, and his best friend happens to have everything, but he can only watch, endure, and envy, but he can't really hate this person.

Ji Jian withdrew his heart, recalled the fat man who skipped rope, and said, "But... but his face is too different, the fat man in the video... Uh, sister, he doesn't look like you at all."

Lu Qi held the phone screen in front of Ji Jian, and asked, "Is this a portrait?"

Ji Jian: "Who is this big fat man?!"

Lu Qi: "Me."

Ji Jian: "..."

Lu Qi: "That's why I hate everything that backfires."

Ji Jian felt that with the development of the times, there must be countless "backlashes", which are uncontrollable.

What's more, in Ji Jian's heart, the BUFF capsule is comparable to magic.

He said: "When it comes to things like growing taller and losing weight, ordinary medicines may be able to help... But relatives are reunited, fans soar, the dead are resurrected, Maserati, can medicine do it? BUFF capsules are a more advanced thing, Really... although the time limit is limited."

"aging?"

The so-called listening to the customer service, the effect of the medicine can last a lifetime is simply nonsense.

After New Year's Eve, Ji Jian's parents lived together for a month, but they finally separated. It is a fact that their personalities do not match. Melons can be twisted, but if they are not sweet, they are not sweet.

Lu Qi pursed his lips and said, "Have you noticed, in fact, the BUFF capsule didn't help you with anything."

Ji Jian: "What, what?"

Lu Qi: "Your second failed exam."

Ji Jian: "That's my mistake, don't blame BUFF, the fact that I grow taller is unshakable!"

Lu Qi pressed Ji Jian's colorful legs: "Are you sure? You will be limping in the future, and you will actually be shorter visually."

"The goddess' WeChat! I really added it, but I just don't bother to chat with her!"

Lu Qi said unhurriedly: "Oh? Then check to see if she is still in the contact."

Ji Jian was busy taking out his mobile phone. The lack of a pocket reminded him that the mobile phone had been mortgaged, and the note had gone somewhere. Finally, Lu Qi found the note at the place where he was thrown down.

"what is this?"

"In a hurry, I mortgaged my mobile phone to the driver. This is the phone number he left for me."

"Let me try calling, 1234567886?"

"..." The mobile phone I just bought.

"Do you remember the license plate number of the taxi?"

"Remember... that black Volkswagen. It's all bubbles! It's all a flash of fireworks..." Ji Jian thought of something as if grasping at straws: "I still have fans, I still have 60 fans!"

He snatched Lu Qi's phone, logged into his account, and 60 fans lay safely on his list: "Look, they're still there!"

Lu Qi's eyes were fixed on a cover that said "Old Lu can't mention gifts, the enemy is the lover in the previous life".

"……This is?"

"..."

Ji Jian was saved by a message on the site. He opened it and saw that it was sent by a merchant selling fans.

——Hello, due to the wrong customer ID input, we sent fans to your account by mistake. We will complete the clearing work within 5 minutes. Sincerely, salute and sorry!

Ji Jian and Lu Qi looked at each other and smiled wryly.

Ji Jian called the car thief, and the thief said, "Boss Ji."

"Where's my car?"

"Do you want to continue the lease?"

"Rent? Isn't this a bit too noble a word? I, Ji Jian, dare to do what I do, and what I steal is what I steal."

"I'm the owner of the Maserati you rented. It's [-] yuan a day. It's been three months, and the parking fee is too expensive. Didn't you let me withdraw money from the trunk? I've been a single business for four months." I didn't take it..."