I've fucked up all the bosses

green tea eight

"I'm so hard!"

Hua Chao paralyzed on the sofa and complained to Han Songyu.

This morning when Fu Sihan woke up, he hugged Huachao in his arms and touched it from head to toe several times. The poor kitty was powerless to struggle, and could only endure the salty hands from Fu Sihan in pain, and Fu Sihan rubbed the meat pads that he tried hard to resist. Kneading and kneading, the paws are numb when they fall to the ground.

"I can't stand the way he sucks cats like that."

Hua Chao looked at the ceiling bitterly, and the fluffy gray and white cat tail was dragged to the ground and swayed slowly. Han Songyu stared at the moving tail and said with a smile: "There is no break between you two. ?"

Hua Chao lazily said: "No, neither of us has broken the barrier, neither of us dare to act rashly, he knows that I can change from a cat to a human, I know that he knows that I can change from a cat to a human, but he doesn't know that I can change from a cat to a human. Knowing that he knows that I can change from a cat to a human, I am not going to tell him that I know that he knows that I can change from a cat to a human."

Han Songyu shook his head, raised his hand and made a pause gesture: "Hey, slow down, slow down, my head is getting bigger, don't you think such a long string of tongue twisters is a mouthful? "

Hua Chao shook the cat ears on his head, and said weakly: "Lines are the basic skills of our acting profession."

"So you sneaked out from under a room full of cameras?"

Hua Chao nodded: "Yes."

Han Songyu exaggeratedly exclaimed: "You are too blatant."

Hua Chao spread his hands: "No way, there are cameras everywhere except the bathroom."

He tugged down on the neckline, revealing the black clavicle chain worn around his neck. The material of the clavicle chain is extremely stretchable nanomaterials, and a delicate small bell inlaid with diamonds hangs underneath.

Hua Chao sighed, pointed to the little bell and said, "Look, I even installed a locator, and my travel route is probably clearly displayed on his phone by now."

The target of the attack has a strong desire for control, and the material of the clavicle chain is very special. Hua Chao couldn't untie it for a while, so he could only wear the cat bell with a depressed face.

Han Songyu patted him on the shoulder: "This is such a sweet thing, don't be so bitter and hateful, it's ugly."

Hua Chao flicked his tail at him, and sat up from the sofa: "This is not the reason why I suffer so much. My system 1008 got a piece of information from its little partner."

Huachao was a little vacant in the air, and a blue light screen appeared in the air, which was the latest resurrection contract.

After looking at it twice, Han Songyu sneered and said, "Is this a resurrection contract or a fraudulent contract? You even fooled the newcomer into a book wearer, and castrated the resurrection clause. This is making the newcomer work for nothing. The underpants must be cheated by the main system."

Tan Ruiqian was washing fruit in the kitchen, but now he also dried his hands and walked in to read the new contract carefully.

He pushed the thin silver-rimmed eyes on the bridge of his nose, and a slight sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth: "The main system is no longer capable of resurrecting us traversers. It seems that the resurrection link is not in the hands of the main system."

Hua Chao's heart sank suddenly.

The resurrection link is the top priority of every traveler. Travelers risked their lives to travel through various worlds with the ultimate goal of resurrection.

There are family members they love deeply in the real world, and these fetters cannot be forgotten after hundreds of years in the virtual world.

Tan Ruiqian said: "Currently there is only one person who has completed all the tasks and met the conditions for resurrection."

The two looked at Hua Chao, who shook the cat ears on his head, and said slowly: "This is also what I can't understand. Although the tasks issued by the system are difficult, there are a large number of traversers. Some outstanding people, in my mind, there should be quite a few people who have completed the clearing missions and met the resurrection requirements."

Tan Ruiqian said sternly: "My elementary school brother and I also think the same way, but we have spent hundreds of years and haven't completed a single task."

Hua Chao opened his eyes wide and murmured, "This shouldn't be."

Tan Ruiqian smiled: "That's the truth. The first mission of my junior and I was to kill the data torrent. It was a fairy world, and the goal of the mission was called Guiyun Xianzun."

Han Songyu curled his lips aside: "We have been wandering in that world for hundreds of years, and we don't even know what Gui Yunxian looks like or where he lives."

Hua Chao twitched the corners of his mouth.

"This task is no less difficult than making a poor young man the richest man in the world within five years. It is really absurd!"

"The area of ​​the fairy world is more than ten times that of the earth, not to mention the eighteen heavens in the sky. Where can people find it!"

Han Songyu became more and more angry as he talked: "My senior and I made a data capture tool, thinking that we could capture the data of the fairy world, and then locate the location of Guiyun Xianzun, but guess what, we not only failed to capture the data It was almost split into two pieces of coke by the thunder that fell from the sky."

Tan Ruiqian pushed his glasses again: "After the judgment of my elementary school brother and I, we both think this is an impossible task."

Han Songyu said from the side: "The conditions to complete this task are really too harsh. First of all, you must get in touch with the Guiyun Immortal in the sky. This is as difficult as an ordinary person clamoring to have lunch with the richest man in the world. The first prize in the lottery The chances of winning are much higher than this.”

"Before this, we really didn't think that anyone would be able to complete this task."

Hua Chao's mood was complicated, and his expression was very tangled: "Are you all in such a difficult situation?"

Han Songyu poked the soft cat ears on the top of Huachao's head, and said, "If you don't mind, pretty brother, can you tell us about your customs clearance process?"

Hua Chao's cat ears moved, and he hugged his tail and said: "I was carried to Guiyun Mountain by the eldest disciple of Guiyun Xianzun, and then my master, the one you call Guiyun Xianzun, took me as an apprentice ..."

After talking halfway, Hua Chao suddenly stopped, he lowered his head thoughtfully, and began to carefully sort out the strategy of each small world.

How could it be such a coincidence...

In the first world, Jiao Zike took the initiative to carry him into Guiyun Mountain, and easily became Guiyun Immortal's favorite little apprentice without any obstacles.

In the second world, he stole the variety show from his teammates. Xie Wen, who had originally rejected that variety show, accepted that variety show again. He and Xie Wen were put into a group again during the lottery.

In the third world, he was dedicated to the Apocalypse Dynasty by the Dayan Dynasty. After wandering around in the palace for a few years, he soon met Ji Zhanxi.

The object of this World Raiders is a painter. He was wandering in the street that day, and a painting that was blown by the wind happened to fall at his feet. When he picked up the painting and looked up, he saw a handsome painter in simple clothes standing with a drawing board. in front of him.

He didn't notice it before, but it wasn't until Han Songyu and Tan Ruiqian said that today that Hua Chao realized something was wrong.

Is it too easy for him to meet the target of the raid?

In the vast sea of ​​people, they can always meet each other easily, even without any effort.

Hua Chao roughly explained his strategy process, and Han Songyu and Tan Ruiqian sat opposite him and listened carefully.

After Hua Chao finished speaking, he took a sip of water. He looked up at the two of them, and found that they were also lost in thought.

After a while, Tan Ruiqian raised his head, leaned on Han Songyu and said, "Is this really the torrent of data that we understand? ?"

Han Songyu was also deeply confused: "It feels like my pretty brother doesn't spend much effort every time he encounters a torrent of data."

Tan Ruiqian said weakly: "Xiaoxiao brother, wake up, he took the initiative to run to him without expending any effort at all. This is unreasonable. Why is everything different here?"

The two sighed, and Hua Chao touched his nose, showing embarrassment: "I thought everyone was similar to me. I didn't know it was so difficult until I exchanged strategies with you today."

Han Songyu waved his hand feebly: "This shows how important communication between human beings is. Pretty little brother doesn't browse the traveler forum much."

Hua Chao nodded. He really didn't like to browse the time travel forums. The time travelers on the forums were too sad. There were often news of the death of a certain time traveler. The overall atmosphere was quite low. After reading it, he was particularly depressed.

Moreover, Huachao faced the torrent of data directly, and his mind was full of task progress. Some ancient worlds could not open the forum due to background restrictions. This made Huachao even less time to browse the forum.

"You are very special in the eyes of Data Torrent, he has been moving closer to you, and you are firmly attracted to him like a magnet."

Han Songyu's words kept echoing in his mind. When he was in a trance, the doorbell of Han Songyu's house suddenly rang, and Hua Chao shuddered, uncontrollably turning into a cat.

The puppet cat, which has grown a lot, got out from under the shirt, lying on the snow-white shirt with a pair of calm blue eyes.

Tan Ruiqian opened the door, and Fu Sihan in a suit and leather shoes stood outside the door, holding a cat cage in his hand.

The look in his eyes was rather gloomy, but his face was still as indifferent as water. He turned his head and glanced into the room, and the dark clouds in his eyes became thicker when he saw the puppet cat obediently lying on the shirt.

Fu Sihan turned to look at Tan Ruiqian: "I'll take my cat away."

His voice was flat, and he couldn't hear any emotion, but everyone in the room knew that he was very angry now.

Tan Ruiqian smiled very gracefully: "I'm really sorry, I didn't expect Chao Chao to come to our house."

Fu Sihan walked into the room, pursed his lips, picked up the puppet cat and put it into the cat cage, and then bid farewell to the person coldly and distantly.

Fu Sihan carried the cat cage into the car, and he sat on the back seat of the car, his face covered with a layer of faint frost.

When the target of the attack is angry, the aura is super strong, and the overpowering sense of oppression often makes people breathless.

Hua Chao huddled in a corner of the cage, curling herself up into a fur ball as much as possible. The car drove towards Fu Sihan's residential area. When he arrived at the entrance of the villa, Fu Sihan picked up the cat cage and walked into the living room with a gloomy expression. on the thigh.

Hua Chao was lying on Fu Sihan's lap with his paws facing the sky, curling up his paws nervously, his blue cat eyes turned back and forth guiltily.

Seeing Fu Sihan looking at him with a cold face, he could only meow softly, and the light gray cat's tail wrapped around Fu Sihan's wrist flatteringly.

Fu Sihan pinched Hua Chao's two meat pads, and said coldly: "Run to someone else's house and lie on another man's shirt, you slutty cat, how do you think I should punish you?"

Hua Chao: "..."

It was just a new shirt that Han Songyu bought during the sale.

Hua Chao rolled his eyes, flicked his ears, turned over and planned to jump off Fu Sihan's lap, but he didn't want Fu Sihan to grab his cat's tail and still scratch it gently there.

The tail and there are very sensitive parts of the cat's body. Fu Sihan's scratching directly made Hua Chao's body soften, and the whole cat collapsed into a cat cake.

Huachao is now a mature little tomcat.

"Meow..."

The little male cat couldn't bear the stimulation, and the cat's eyes were filled with misty water vapor, and it let out a sweet voice.

Fu Sihan's body was warmed up by the screech, and he pinched Hua Chao's cat's tail with his slender hands, rubbing it back and forth gently and slowly.

There was a slight smile in the pair of phoenix eyes that were always as cold as water, and he looked at the beautiful cat lying on his lap with a soft and playful expression, half of its body softened.

The cat kept its body soft and meowed long and short, with a greasy and long ending, and the mist in the blue cat's eyes became thicker and thicker.

Suddenly, Fu Sihan's eyes flashed, and when he opened his eyes again, there was already a naked/naked boy with cat ears hanging down and a flushed face in his arms.

The author has something to say: the torrent of data is really a blessing (bajizui)~

ps: Don’t forget to press your claws~muamua~

感谢在2020-05-3116:44:55~2020-06-0220:57:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the mines: Ah Chang, the god who was attacked by Lucy, Ri Muchi, Jiu Jiu Jiu;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：长安谣50瓶；君秀20瓶；伊诺10瓶；阿染、暖风熏人醉5瓶；日暮迟、九千胜3瓶；南夏有风、雪里寻思、茆兴悦、白卷英雄1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!