I've fucked up all the bosses

After a burst of clattering sounds, two familiar voices suddenly came from the silent world.

"Senior, we are very short of money recently, and if this continues, we will hardly be able to afford cherries."

"Oh, my dear elementary school brother, if the main system didn't keep an eye on us too closely, I would have been able to use money to kill everyone."

"Why is the beautiful brother who is also a time traveler and can never worry about money, I am really a lemon!"

"Think about it from another angle. In the real world, the beautiful brother must worry about money. As the saying goes, if God opens a door for you, he will definitely close a window for you. In the real world, we I have never experienced the feeling of being short of money.”

"That's you, not me. I even sold plain socks for the sake of the meal. Thank you!"

After a while of silence, the person known as the senior coughed dryly, and changed the subject in a timely manner: "Why is the beautiful brother still awake, isn't he used to the new body?"

The energetic voice said: "Such a cross-species body, it will be difficult for my beautiful brother to adapt to it for a while, but I have to say, the new shell I made is still very beautiful."

Hearing this familiar voice, Hua Chao's consciousness gradually awakened, and the next moment, he heard Han Songyu yelling again: "Senior, senior, look, the eyes of the beautiful brother have moved."

Tan Ruiqian's lazy and charming voice was also a little more excited: "Finally woke up, it's worth all our effort!"

Hua Chao slowly opened his eyes, his vision blurred for a while and then gradually cleared up. Above his line of sight, two heads were tightly together, looking at him with open eyes without blinking.

Facing Han Songyu's familiar puppy eyes, and Tan Ruiqian's iconic silver-rimmed thin-rimmed glasses, Hua Chao was filled with emotion.

He just wanted to say hello, but when he opened his mouth, he let out a kitten's meow.

"Meow."

Hua Chao was stunned.

Perhaps it was because the shock in his eyes was too obvious, Han Songyu immediately stretched out his hand and stroked Huachao's cat head, and said with a smile: "We captured your core code at that time, ouch, your string of code is floating around Yes, just like a lonely ghost, the damage is too great, and without attracting the attention of the main system, I can only build such a body for you within the scope of its ability."

Hua Chao wanted to say something grateful, but he didn't expect a series of cat meows as soon as he opened his mouth.Tan Ruiqian comforted: "Although you are not human now, I have always been a perfectionist. Your current shell is still very beautiful."

Han Songyu brought a mirror, and Hua Chao saw his current appearance—a young puppet cat.

The juvenile Ragdoll cat is snow-white, with only pointy ears and a gray tail, and a pair of blue eyes like two sapphires, which is too beautiful.

The kitten in the mirror flattened the ears of the plane, with a dejected look on its face.

Han Songyu smiled, touched his head and said solemnly: "Don't be sad, pretty brother, even if you become a cat, you are the prettiest one!"

Hua Chao glanced weakly. He looked at the furnishings of the house and immediately knew that he had come to the modern world. Han Songyu and Tan Ruiqian now live in one bedroom and one living room, with an area of ​​about 40 square meters. A half-assembled cat climbing frame, and an unopened bag of cat food.

Hua Chao shook his head and learned to walk on all fours. Tan Ruiqian spread out the blanket, pinched Hua Chao by the back of the neck and put him on the blanket, poured a small dish of milk to feed him.

Hua Chao staggered to the plate and drank the milk. He used to be a fox demon in the small world, so he quickly got used to the new shell.

After drinking the milk, Han Songyu and Tan Ruiqian sat in front of him together, both of them looked serious.

Hua Chao lay on the blanket and looked at them with a pair of sapphire-like eyes.

Han Songyu coughed, rubbed his hands together and said, "Beautiful brother, although you are just a cat now, you have to take on the responsibility of supporting your family."

Tan Ruiqian pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Both canned food and cat climbing frames cost a small amount of money. You are so young now, and I have to buy you a lot of small toys."

Han Songyu looked sad: "This makes the family that is not rich in the first place worse."

Hua Chao: "..."

Han Songyu snapped his fingers: "So under the unanimous decision of my senior and I, we have to hire Tongmao."

Tan Ruiqian also snapped his fingers, and then said: "Contribute to this family and work hard to reduce the Engel coefficient."

The two sang together as if singing an opera, and finally Han Songyu said in a chant-like tone: "So we decided to rely on you to make money."

Hua Chao: "?"

Tan Ruiqian gave Hua Chao's head a rua, and sighed: "How important it is to have a pretty face, whether it's a human or a cat."

Five minutes later, Huachao looked at the camera blankly, and then glanced blankly at Han Songyu who was holding up his mobile phone. His sapphire cat eyes were full of accusations.

"Come on, come on, pretty brother, it's time to test your professionalism!"

In the next second, the expressionless puppet kitten changed face instantly, meowed sweetly at the camera, then showed its pink meat pads to the camera, and then played with its tail.

Even being a cat cannot escape the fate of a social animal.

Gan!

The two bosses edited the video very satisfied, and then registered the C station account and Weibo account to post the video.

They are all tech giants, secretly wrote and posted for themselves to promote, enough people have seen it, and the cute kittens are pretty enough, so the speed of increasing fans is very fast.

In just one day, the account of 'Peerless Beauty Cat Chaochao' gained 3000 fans, and even the account of station C reached 2000 fans.

The two tech masters didn't go too crazy. Later, the account of "Peerless Beauty Cat Tide" basically kept growing at around 500 followers a day.

Of course, the main reason is that Huachao's puppet kitten is very beautiful. Even among the high-value puppet cats, his appearance is the kind that is unforgettable.

Especially those blue eyes, once you take a look at them, you will never be able to forget such extremely beautiful eyes.

When the fans of the two accounts exceeded [-], Han Songyu and Tan Ruiqian received the first advertisement. Out of caution, they currently only choose to promote cat toys and earn commission money.

Peerless Meimao Chaochao's account has very active fans, and Han Songyu and Tan Ruiqian are very business-minded, and they manage this account very well.

After two hours of shooting, a half-hour-long video was posted on the account. In the video, the puppet kitten crawled around on the cat climbing frame, and finally yawned boredly, showing a Cut off the little pink tongue.

The cat is still young, and its fur is mainly white. A pair of cat eyes with built-in eyeliner are hooked inside and out, and the pink nose has a moist feeling even if you look at it through the screen. Every time you take a close-up of the camera, you will be dizzy A large group of people.

After Huachao finished taking the cat movie, he was lying on the blanket drinking iced lemon juice and playing with his tablet. Although he is a cat now, he has no problem eating human food at all, and there is no need for taboos.

He drank lemonade, jumped on the table and took out a piece of chicken wing from the family bucket. There was also a tablet on the table, which was showing the video just shot today.

There are a lot of bullet screens on the video, besides [awsl] and [This is what hunks should watch], there are also many people asking which cattery the up owner bought his cat from.

[Chaochao's eyes are so beautiful, I've never seen a cat with such beautiful eyes, it almost filled the entire vast starry sky! 】

[Squatting in a cattery online, I also want to have a cat with its own eyeliner. 】

[The self-contained eyeliner is too real, Chaochao's eyes are like small hooks, super discharge. 】

[One thing to say, why do I think the cat of the owner of Up looks a bit like Hua Chao]

【Flower Tide in Cat 2333】

[In this way, I also look a bit like jio, especially this pair of eyes, which are hooked inside and turned out, and the charm is also very similar]

[What’s going on with the bullet screen in front of it, it’s amazing to watch Shen Yun from a cat, don’t you think?]

【I also think it's very similar. It's the kind that seduces people all the time. It's a little misty and a little rippling. It's the kind of eyes that look at a piece of wood very affectionately 233333】

These bullet screens floated over the video, and the two looked at each other, then looked away.

Yes, probably because of professional habits, Hua Chao is also an artist in this world, unlike the boy group debut in the modern world, in this world he is a serious graduate, after a few years of ups and downs in the entertainment industry With a huge production of ancient costumes, he became popular in one shot, and then became a first-line superstar.

Of course, inevitably, there is a little bit of twists and turns.

In this world, the target of the raid is just a poor painter. Although he has amazing talent, he should be poor or poor. But the young and handsome painter doesn't care about poverty. He devotes his life's enthusiasm to his paintings and his partner. .

He loves his partner so much, and his passionate love gives him countless inspirations, which are presented in his paintings one by one, but his paintings are still unattended, and he is still poor as always.

He often weeps silently at night, and regards the only partner who understands him as the only flame in his life, which warms his life and ignites his passion.

But his partner hates the poor and loves the rich. He is fed up with the basement that cannot see the sun, and the paintings in the room that smell musty because of the damp. He is a student of the acting department of the Film Academy, and he is used to spending money like water. , I am used to seeing fragrant cars and BMWs, and I am used to seeing wine pools and meat forests.

So when he was in love with the painter, he began to have an affair with another wealthy son,

On a rainy night, the painter unlocked his lover's mobile phone. His lover, who dislikes poverty and loves wealth, shed his gentle disguise and said with a sneer, "Those paintings you painted are actually nothing. You should have realized that you are just a person." A mediocre person who can't be more mediocre can only take a bunch of paintbrushes and smear your worthless so-called paintings on the canvas."

His partner turned and left. On a sunny day, the painter's partner returned to the basement. He was wearing expensive clothes. His beautiful face was so crystal clear in the dark basement. The light I have seen is like a gemstone that is buried deep in the ground and no one appreciates it suddenly sees the sun.

It was a revived glow.

The painter watched his partner walk into the luxury car without looking back. The sunlight outside was so bright and dazzling. The painter who had been painting in the basement for a long time was not used to such light. He looked at the sun in the sky, and a line of tears It rolls down the cheeks.

The painter committed suicide, leaving all his paintings to his partner in his will.

What's even more ironic is that three years after his death, his paintings were finally appreciated by the world, and even a simple sketch can fetch a high price of nearly [-] million.

In this world, Huachao is still a first-line superstar, but the shell is still the same shell, and it is unknown who is inside.

As for the target of the raid...

He used to be called Fu Sihan, and he is still called Fu Sihan now, but now most people call him Mr. Fu, or Young Master Fu, and few people call him by his first name.

Fu Sihan didn't get the script of rebirth, he got the script of the blood of a wealthy family. He didn't commit suicide by jumping into the sea, and was rescued by Fu's cruise ship an hour later.

Because his appearance was very similar to that of Mr. Fu when he was young, Mr. Fu pulled out his hair for a paternity test.

Fu Sihan was his lost youngest son.

Fu Sihan also has an amazing talent in business, and now he is already a world-renowned investment master, and people even gave him the nickname, "Dianshichengjinjin, Young Master Fu".

As for the wealthy son Hua Chao hooked up with back then...

It is said to be on the verge of bankruptcy.

And the first-line superstar 'Hua Chao'...

Hua Chao stretched out a cat's paw and clicked on the headline.

#花潮在布堡德罗艺术秀局Fall into Fu Dashao’s arms, with tears in his eyes and moving#

Hua Chao glanced at the title and couldn't help shivering.

It seems that this person who passed into his shell lacked a little self-knowledge, he couldn't understand what kind of dog temper his object was.

Even if he went there himself, he would not be able to please him. This 'Hua Chao' can be said to be a true warrior.

Thinking of the target of the attack, Hua Chao's heart was full of thoughts. He jumped off the table, walked into his cat's nest, and curled up into a ball inside.

At the Bugadro Art Exhibition, Fu Sihan went into the bathroom and washed his face with cold water. He took two deep breaths, closed his eyes for a while, and then turned on the phone. The halfway video on it continued to play.

A young puppet cat rolls down the slide like a ball of fur, messing up his shaggy fur.

The camera gave a close-up of the juvenile Ragdoll cat, the cat eyes looking inwardly and outwardly, looking at the camera with a very humane laziness.

The kitten turned over, revealing its snow-white belly and four pink pads. It raised a front paw and covered its mouth in a very humane way and yawned. A pair of amazing blue cat eyes were covered with fog. Lying flat on the ground with its ears stretched, its tail swayed slightly behind it, with a relaxed and contented expression on its face.

How similar all of this is, his former lover also squinted his eyes half-closed in such laziness and comfort, resting on his chest, listening to him telling stories about colors, lines and paintings one after another.

In the dark and stuffy basement, the fan was buzzing, his lover turned over, covered his mouth and yawned, his eyes were covered with mist, lying on his back on his shoulders, his toes lightly tapped at the end of the bed, and said to him:

"I'm an orphan, and you're an orphan, we were meant to be together, and we'll have a bigger house with a window that lets in the light, and we'll sleep in the same bed and wake up in the morning and kiss each other's foreheads, No matter where you go, you will hold hands, this is home."

His lover looked at him with eyes closed, and asked him with a light smile: "Fu Sihan, will you give me a home? I really hate this wandering life."

The author has something to say: I am back, I miss you so much, everyone must protect your eyes!