I've fucked up all the bosses

The jade carving was carried down the mountain by the servants of the young man in white, while Hua Chao was bound hand and foot and thrown into the young man's carriage.

The young man in white who kidnapped Huachao was surnamed Wen, and his name was Wen Jiyu. The carriage that took him down the mountain was a big one, with two snow-white Maxima pulling the cart at the front. The wood used for the walls of the carriage was hard to come by. The white fragrant wood is painted with golden flame patterns with gold paint, the car cover is a whole piece of lotus leaf-shaped white jade, and even the wheels are painted with a layer of gold paint.

Right now Hua Chao was bundled into rice dumplings and thrown in this extravagant carriage, which was covered with a snow-white fur mattress. Wen Jiyu was sitting opposite him, drinking tea slowly with his bare feet on the fur.

There was a jade pot and two teacups on the small coffee table in the carriage, and there was a plate of fragrant pastries on a pink jade saucer beside it.

Huachao was hungry all the way, his eyes straightened when he saw the food and drink.

Along the way, Wen Jiyu took cakes to feed birds, horses, and dogs, but he refused to give him a piece, and even picked up a piece of cake in front of him and slowly crushed it to feed a magpie that flew into the carriage.

This is very inhumane.

Hua Chaoqi's liver hurts, and he doesn't dare to confront others, so he can only cower in the corner, staring at the plate eagerly.

After Wen Jiyu finished feeding the magpies, another cute little kingfisher flew into the car. Wen Jiyu took another piece of cake, and slowly crushed the cake with his slender, pale fingers, and put the crumbs in the kingfisher's beak side.

Hua Chao coughed loudly.

Wen Jiyu looked up, his slender eyebrows raised slightly, and his dark eyes stared at him faintly.

Hua Chao met his gaze and said pitifully: "Young Master Wen, don't just feed the birds, there is a poor little poor starving and cold waiting to be fed right in front of you."

Wen Jiyu looked at him with deep eyes. At night, Hua Chao felt that his eyes were as black as ink. When he was illuminated by the sun during the day, he realized that there was still a little dark blue in Wen Jiyu's eyeballs. That dark blue was dark and deep. It seems like a slowly rotating sea.

System 1008 once said that this is a virtual world, and all characters are an insignificant part of this huge database.

If you look carefully at the eyes of the characters in the world, you will see a very faint glint flashing in their eyes from time to time. These glimmers are data streams and character algorithms.

Some specific existences have extremely terrifying data flow and calculation load, and hurricanes and tsunamis are blowing in their eyes at any time. 1008 calls them data torrents.

Judging from his special pupils, this Mr. Wen in front of him is a torrent of data. This is the first torrent of data that Hua Chao has encountered since his unlucky 17 years in this world.

After Hua Chao looked at him, he quickly looked away, and asked in his heart: "System, can you analyze this character?"

The feeble voice of System 1008 sounded in his mind: "I can't analyze this kind of computation, host, you'd better stay away from him, I feel so uncomfortable staying by his side, I feel like my blood is becoming viscous and sluggish, I'm afraid my dormant period will be brought forward."

The blood stagnation that the system said was naturally the slow speed of the program, and the early dormancy period meant that I was alone and working alone for a long time.

Hua Chao felt uncomfortable, silently looked away from Wen Jiyu's face, and stared blankly at the car cover.

The little kingfisher in the car was pecking at the crumbs of the cake, Hua Chao was so worried that even his expression became listless.

"Why, wronged?" A cold hand lifted Hua Chao's chin, and when Hua Chao raised his eyes, he saw Wen Jiyu looking at him with indifferent eyes and brows.

Hua Chao was taken aback by his sudden sound.

This kind of boss in the data world is far from being able to compete with a small shrimp like himself.

So Hua Chao gave him a cowardly look, and shook his head as if heartbroken.

His look of lovelessness seems to please this data torrent.

Wen Jiyu frowned, untied the rope on his body in twos and twos, Hua Chao peeked at his face from under the eyelashes, and sat on the ground cautiously.

Wen Jiyu took a sip of tea, handed him a cake, and said in a low voice, "Eat it."

Hua Chao took the pastry and asked cautiously: "Mr. Wen is so rich, he should not be short of the 100 taels of silver reward. I don't know why you arrested me. I look at your face, and it doesn't seem like you have any grudges against me." people."

"It's better... why don't you put your hands on the villain, the villain will definitely be grateful for your great kindness in the future, and pray to the sky three times and nine times every day to pray for you. You are my reborn parents. The grace of rebirth is unforgettable... ..."

Wen Jiyu interrupted him with a raised finger, picked up a porcelain-white folding fan and slowly unfolded it in front of Hua Chao, and said with a smile, "Is this fan pretty?"

Hua Chao nodded: "It's okay, the pattern is very delicate."

Wen Jiyu smiled again, and said: "I also think it's pretty good, after all, I dug out the ribs of twelve people to make this fan, and it's cool to use to fan the wind in summer."

He took the white bone fan and fanned it leisurely, then threw it aside and said slowly: "Now, I want a new gadget made of human bones, otherwise it will be a long night and it will be so boring."

Hua Chao's legs were a little weak, he shrank in the corner and said tremblingly: "One...is not boring at all, I beg you to let the villain go!"

Wen Jiyu smiled at him and said: "If your heart is vicious, then I will let the tiger go back to the mountain? Raising a tiger is not good. Why don't you just pull out your bones while you are still young, wolf cub."

Hua Chao straightened his back, and said righteously: "What wolf cub, I am obviously just a poor kitten!"

Wen Jiyu's expression froze for a moment, then he blinked his eyelashes and gave him a serious look.

A hand with well-articulated bones slowly stroked Huachao's face, and his cool fingertips gently stroked Huachao's smooth skin. Wen Jiyu asked seriously, "Poor little cat?"

Hua Chao blinked at him, then nodded to him with bright eyes.

The corner of Wen Jiyu's mouth raised a faint arc, and after carefully studying him for a while, he said:

"It's unexpected that the water and soil in the world can grow such a good skin. I think it's better to peel off your skin to make a human skin lantern and put it in the courtyard to watch every day. It's not an insult to your appearance."

Hua Chao shrank his head back, swallowed a few saliva and said tremblingly: "Young master, what's the matter, the human skin lantern is a dead thing after all, how can it be as lively as a real person."

Hua Chao stretched his legs while talking. The floral dress he was wearing was stolen from a Nanfeng Pavilion during his escape. He didn't wear underwear or a jacket, just SpongeBob SquarePants underwear produced by a system.

In the context of the ancient world, this is called fighting in a vacuum.

In order to survive, he risked it all!

As soon as he stretched his legs like this, two snow jade-like thighs were exposed from the colorful robe, and the white flowers were dazzling.

Huachao's feet are wearing the most popular "Moon Walking Snow" shoes among young men nowadays. The upper is made of blue moiré silk, with a pearl on the top of the shoe, and the sole is made of white jade, with a hollow in the middle. A large piece, you can see the pink and delicate soles of the feet.

Some guests with special hobbies like the young ladies to wear these hollow-soled shoes to step on their faces, and when they are interested, they will scratch the soles of the young ladies' feet with feathers.

Huachao didn't have time to change his shoes on the day of his escape. After running for a whole day on this worn-out shoe, the upper was already scratched by the gravel in the mountains, and the soles of the jade shoes also had many scratches. Xixi's washed feet were still white and pink, and the pink soles of her feet were exposed through the soles of her shoes.

Wen Jiyu's eyes paused on the sole of the foot for a while, then turned to Hua Chao's ankle.

A red rope was tied around the snow-white ankle, and the red rope was twisted together by two strands. One red rope was shiny and shiny, while the other was red and black.

If a person cultivating immortals looks with his eyes, he will be able to see the blackened red rope surrounded by black air, and a ferocious ghost vine made of mantras is hooked on the red rope, climbing up the snow-white and crystal-clear mountain along the red rope. On the calf, the sharp barbs on the ghost vine are piercing into the skin, and spells are drilling into the flesh along the barbs.

A small snow-white round bead was strung on the red string, faintly glowing with the color of frost and snow.

Ordinary people can only see the white pearls and red threads, the two set off against each other, the red is redder, the white is whiter, all tied on the shiny and crystal ankle, just looking at it makes people feel distracted, it is really lively and fragrant.

It's not wrong for this villain to describe himself like this.

However, if someone said that in the past, the Tianjiao boy in Xianyu would only feel that he had been slighted, and then he would go out to seek revenge with a piece of flower branch with a smile, and then return with a smile and a flower branch dyed red.

At that time, he liked to laugh the most, his eyes were full of youthful spirit, and he liked to make troubles around with flower branches. When he was quiet, he would sit around the flower branches in the clouds, or step into the illusion of jade steps, meditating alone on the endless jade steps.

Wen Jiyu silently lowered his head and glanced at the section of red rope, and finally cut off a section of the ferocious ghost vine with a flick of his fingers.

He silently glanced at Hua Chao's legs, smiled jokingly again, and said slowly: "I just like dead things, and I don't like living people at all, just like your legs, which are well-proportioned and beautiful. Come down and take out the leg bones to make a pair of drumsticks, and then peel off the skin of your body to make a beauty drum, the finished product must be the top grade among the top grades."

Hua Chao's two big white legs retracted into the robe with a whoosh.

He said with difficulty: "Young Master Wen, I don't think this is very good. Look at me, who is as beautiful as a flower and like a jade, wouldn't it be nice to warm your bed?"

When he came here with his eyes darkened, he was determined to protect his chrysanthemum at first, but life is difficult, and now it is even a question of whether he can survive.

System 1008 said weakly: "Master, didn't you just say that protecting the chrysanthemum is your last bottom line, and you vow to live and die with the bottom line?"

Hua Chao said weakly: "It's an extraordinary time, so I have to lower my bottom line."

System 1008: "..."

Hua Chao grabbed Wen Jiyu's sleeves, pulled off his clothes to reveal half of his shoulders, showed the aura of a neighbor's aunt selling insurance, and said with a strong desire to survive: "Mr. Wen, look at my shoulders, how bullying Shuang Saixue is!" !"

He flicked his hair again, pulled a strand of hair and handed it to Wen Jiyu: "Young Master Wen, look at my hair again, it's so lush and soft, there's not a single fork."

He raised his face again, made a V under his chin, and said like an emotional sales machine: "Young Master Wen, look at my face again, this white and flawless skin, this beauty that looks like a distant mountain." Eyebrows, this pure natural nose full of classical artistic beauty, and my cherry blossom-like lips, really come out of mud but not stained, clear and not demonic."

Hua Chao slapped his thigh suddenly, and said with a heartbroken voice: "It is easy to get a priceless treasure, but it is rare to find a beautiful young man! There is also a saying that goes well, after this village, there will be no such shop. To tell you the truth, my lord, I am a certain person. I’ve lived for so many years and I’ve never seen anyone who looks better than me!”

Wen Jiyu raised his eyebrows slightly, looked at him with a half-smile, waved a folding fan and said with a smile: "There are so many beauties in this world, you can't get into my eyes, you're a mortal, I'd better pull out yours." Pipa bone, make a pipa and play it when you have nothing to do."

Hua Chao shook his head like a rattle drum, and said earnestly: "No, no, there is a saying that it is better not to know the beauty of the city and the country, beautiful women are hard to come by, and it is hard to find a beautiful young man like me in the world. For 1000 taels of gold, the more you sleep, the more you earn, and you won’t lose any money!”

"And Mr. Wen, I don't need money for you to sleep with me for a few nights. I just need to cover food and housing. I don't mind if I can get some salary and bonuses every month. It would be even better if there are employee benefits at the end of the year. If these If you don’t have any, I don’t mind as long as you have all four limbs and your body doesn’t need to be separated from your family. I’m so humble, Mr. Wen, just agree to let me warm your bed, please Liaowuwuwu!”