I've fucked up all the bosses

"The system restart is complete, 1008 is at your service."

A long-lost voice rang happily in Hua Chao's mind: "Wow, hahaha, host, do you miss me! I'm back at 1008! I'm so happy to see the host is still alive, I knew you would not be like this, little trash Die early!"

1008's voice was as noisy as a crow, Hua Chao rubbed his ears, his heart turned upside down.

"Have you contacted the main system?"

1008's voice suddenly became sluggish: "I can't get in touch. The repairs are all done automatically by my protection program. During the repair process, I received a signal from the main system, but it was very weak, as if it was blocked by something. .”

One person was communicating, and Wen Jiyu, who had been standing under the tree, walked towards Huachao.

The system 1008 noticed the data torrent as soon as possible. It was aggressive for a moment and immediately began to shout: "I am 艹艹 (a kind of plant) ah ah ah ah ah ah It will appear here!! If he shoots me again, the program that this system has worked so hard to repair will crash again!!!!"

The high-decibel scream of System 1008 made Hua Chao's head hurt.

He couldn't help pressing his temples and squeezing out two words between his teeth: "Shut up!"

Wen Jiyu walked in gradually, looking at Hua Chao with those eyes glowing with deep blue light, his pupils stretched out to be a glimmer of light that flashed rapidly, his pupils were blowing a data storm all the time, as he walked Nearly, 1008's voice transforms into a high-pitched scream.

"Help, help, help! He's here, he's here, he's here! Host, let's run!!!!"

The stupidity of his own system made the fear and suspicion that had just risen in Hua Chao's heart disappear in an instant.

Wen Jiyu patted Hua Chao's shoulder, and seeing his thoughtful expression, he couldn't help asking: "What is this apprentice thinking? Could it be that I can't bear to see Shi Duo and the Dragon Emperor looking sad?"

Huachao's temples were buzzing, and 1008 was still screaming in his head. The high-decibel noise nearly knocked him out of his body. In a fit of anger, he activated the plug-in given by Han Songyu, and directly seized the authority to silence 1008.

His mind immediately quieted down, Hua Chao had just let out a sigh of relief when he heard Wen Jiyu eating vinegar again.

The jealousy is quite strong.

Hua Chao waved the peach blossom lantern in front of Wen Jiyu's eyes, pointed to the lantern and said, "Master, have you seen it? Both Shiduo and the Dragon Emperor knew to send me the lantern. If you look at you again, you will have to beg for it." It took you a long time to buy one, and you look at the loving men and women around you, who is not holding hands and making a wish by the riverside, and you look at us, it is too alienated!"

Wen Jiyu looked at him, his phoenix eyes raised slightly, revealing the aura of contempt for the world, he smiled and said, "Alienated?"

"Then how can you not be alienated by following your disciple's opinion?"

Hua Chao felt that he had dug a hole for himself, he straightened his neck, and said solemnly: "Tuer thinks it's very good now, and I'm not alienated at all!"

Wen Jiyu took his hand and smiled slightly: "This matter is indeed the teacher's fault. You and I, the master and the student, are really alienated. Why don't you go back to Wenfu's bedroom to get closer."

Hua Chao: "..."

"It doesn't have to be like this. The disciple has to practice immortal arts diligently recently, and I'm afraid I don't have the energy to be intimate with the master."

Wen Jiyu smiled again, and said softly: "It's okay, just lie on the bed and enjoy it."

Jump into the hole you dug yourself.

That night, Wen Jiyu took out the notebook written by Haitang's regular customers, and played through all the above tricks with the rigorous attitude of teaching Taoism.

Both of them are fairy bodies, three months have passed since the book was turned to the last page, and this time they are lingering for more than three months.

Three months later, I was refreshed after hearing the message, while Huachao was sluggish.

He thought of his straight male roommates when he was in college, and every time he came back from having a room with his girlfriend, they would look pale.

He now has a deep understanding!

Huachao went to the Xiangpiaopiao Teahouse clutching her chilly waist.

Han Songyu was squatting in front of the stove to light the fire, Tan Ruiqian was stirring the pearls in the pot, and the sweet smell of milk tea wafted across the room.

"Business is good."

Han Songyu wiped his hands on the apron and stood up: "That's it, let's make ends meet."

Hua Chao took out a stack of bank notes from his sleeve, and Han Songyu's eyes lit up.

Taskers need to exchange resources, each person's task is different, the way to complete the task is also different, and the things they need are naturally different.

In the eyes of Hua Chao, the money that is useless is exactly what some missionaries need very much.

Hua Chao drank a cup of boba milk tea and said to Han Songyu: "My system restarted, my system is very stupid, but I still put him to sleep with the hangup you wrote, but how to put it, I always feel a little Worry."

Tan Ruiqian pushed his glasses and said: "Under normal circumstances, a dormant system is not a threat. Originally, my elementary school brother and I wanted to write you an anti-virus software to clean up your system programs, but your programs are quite special. If the program enters your body, it will be treated as a virus and killed."

Huachao had no choice but to keep 1008 dormant.

In fact, in the company of so many years, a certain relationship has also developed between one person and one unified.

This result also made Hua Chao slightly relieved, and his mood was not so depressed.

Just let 1008 sleep forever.

Huachao looked at the sky above his head, the bright sun was shining all over the ground, the sky was as blue as washing, and there were fine dust floating in the air.

Everything here gives people an extremely real illusion. Maybe after a little longer, the boundary between reality and virtuality will be confused by him.

Gotta find a way out of here...

Both Han Songyu and Tan Ruiqian were trying to find the exit of this world, and finally they set their sights on Wen Jiyu.

Wenjiyu is the strongest data torrent they currently know, maybe the export of this world may be related to Wenjiyu.

Hua Chao wandered around Wen Jiyu every day, pinching this and touching that, and after in-depth exchanges on the bed, he didn't find any key points, but his kidneys were overwhelmed and felt that they were about to fail.

Men are also at a disadvantage in this regard, and the offensive is also at a disadvantage in this regard. After all, it is always better to pick your nose.

After Huachao regained his memory, the evil spell on his body was not very effective, and he was occasionally teleported to inexplicable places, and was even teleported to Shiduo's bathtub once.

But the strength has recovered, and there are a lot of bad things written by the big bosses on him. Generally speaking, he has not suffered any losses.

Living with Master day by day, people are completely different when they have a partner and when they don’t have a partner. Hua Chao’s mentality is very stable now. Every time she lies on Wen Jiyu’s lap and basks in the sun, she feels that she is a The flattened salted fish, and the great cause of resurrection that he had been hanging on the tip of his heart, were all put aside by him.

Anyway, I couldn’t find the exit, and it’s good to stay by Wen Jiyu’s side all the time. Anyway, I rolled on the bed in a daze, and played all the poses and ways of playing that I could think of many times. Immortals have a long life span, and they can cross For a long, long time.

Let's just go on comfortably like this, let's put aside the memories in the real world like this, anyway, his life is so shallow, there is nothing to be nostalgic about.

He planted a peach blossom tree in his residence in Moyu, and prepared to brew some peach blossom wine for a few sips when it blooms next year. He also cut a bunch of branches to make a deck chair, so that he could enjoy the shade under the peach tree when it grows taller.

Hua Chao has already made enough preparations to become a qualified salted fish, but the gods don't give him the chance to be a salted fish.

A few days after the peach blossom tree was planted, I heard the message that the last catastrophe after falling from the devil came.

It was a sight even more shocking than the doomsday destruction.

The sky above the entire Demon Realm was covered by billowing thunderclouds.

Wen Jiyu was in the midst of a mighty catastrophe, like a lone boat floating on the sea swept by raging waves.

The last time I saw such a scene was when Wen Jiyu dug out half of his innate bones and gave him body exercises.

He could feel that Wen Jiyu's body was getting weaker and weaker, and he could still survive this catastrophe.

If nothing unexpected happens.

Standing in the Scourge Mountain Range, Hua Chao, who was watching and hearing the message to cross the catastrophe, suddenly couldn't control his body.

He felt that his body was being dominated by an inexplicable force, and his consciousness was still awake, but his limbs could only execute the orders from that inexplicable force as programmed.

"kill him!"

This is the voice of 1008, a familiar voice, but a completely different cold tone.