I've fucked up all the bosses

"Songyu, can you give some constructive advice? I always feel that my kidney is dying!"

Compared with Hua Chao's anxiety, Han Songyu is very optimistic about it: "Isn't it just a bed, you see, they didn't treat you like that."

"And people have always taken care of you. You know that you immortals won't get tired. It's not uncommon for a do to love you for three to five years. Moreover, this data torrent will accompany you to watch the stars and the moon. From poetry to poetry Philosophy of life."

Hua Chao: "..."

Han Songyu comforted him while wearing socks; "Don't be so nervous, you just haven't had sex for a long time/life is not suitable for you, my senior and I once wrote a hookup, and we have been in love for five years in the same world."

Hua Chao got goosebumps: "Are you guys doing human affairs? I can't just sit around and die like this. My kidneys are already overwhelmed."

Chatting and chatting, Han Songyu started looking for socks all over the room again, and finally he yelled helplessly downstairs: "Senior, did you steal my socks and do something bad again!"

Tan Ruiqian's voice came from downstairs: "Look at what you said, I obviously took your socks and did something wonderful."

Huachao immediately got up from the chair and walked out of the Xiangpiaopiao Teahouse.

As soon as he walked out of the gate, there was a closed business sign on the door. Through the special perspective eyes of immortals, he saw two people in the room kissing each other inseparably.

Since Huachao regained his sanity, the brothers who traveled all over the world sent their own cranes to bring many treasures.

While sending things, I also wrote a long letter of introduction, introducing where I am and what I am doing, and if I have time, I warmly welcome my juniors to play.

"Chao'er, I'm your elder brother..."

"Xiaohua, I'm your second senior brother..."

"Huahua, I'm your third senior brother..."

"Hua'er, I'm your fourth senior brother..."

"Little brother, I am your fifth brother..."

"Little guy, I'm you..."

Jiao Zike, the elder brother who is honored as the immortal master of the fairyland, greets him constantly every day:

"From my brother, I got a seven-treasure neon dress and glazed cloak today. Knowing that my brother loves brocade, I hereby present it to you."

The sparkling and brightly colored cloak lay in a sandalwood box, and the gemstones and gold thread sewn on it almost blinded Hua Chao's eyes.

"My brother, my brother got an ancient jade medicine tripod today, it is very cute, and it is suitable for my brother."

The snow-white medicinal cauldron the size of a palm was graciously picked up by the crane.

Hua Chao looked at the words 'Yuxue is cute' and couldn't help covering her face and holding her forehead.

"My younger brother, my brother got a beautiful jade treasure box today, and the mechanism is ingenious..."

It's not enough to deliver the things, but also to send cranes to greet three meals a day:

"Has my brother eaten?"

Hua Chao: "I ate..."

"Is my brother asleep?"

Hua Chao: "I slept well."

"Guiyun's cherries are ripe, give it to my brother..."

Hua Chao: "Thank you, no need..."

The wings of the cranes that come and go will be broken.

Hua Chao even specially found a plate to hold water, so that these wheezing cranes could drink some water to quench their thirst.

Wen Jiyu issued a ban not allowing him to leave Wenfu, probably because he was afraid that he would be depressed, so he also found a lot of rare things to give to him.

Large and small boxes are piled up in Huachao's house, and Huachao dismantles the "express" every day to doubt his life.

He was walking back and forth in the room, when a red-capped crane crashed through the window and flew in again. It carried a stack of books on its back. Coming here is almost exhausting.

A note appeared in the air, which read:

"Xiao Huachao, senior brother sent someone to buy a book of the most popular words in the mortal world and send it to you. I know you like to read it the most..."

The signature is Seventh Senior Brother He Qingxiu.

Hua Chao picks up the book and reads: "The Mozun Lightly Pets".

???

Pick up another one: "The Runaway Little Pet of the Domineering Demon Lord".

The smile on Hua Chao's face froze.

As soon as he turned the first page, he was stunned. After reading fifteen pages, he had deep doubts about the human physiological structure of the protagonist in the book...

When I came back from hearing the message at night, I saw the little apprentice sitting on the bed with a book reading it with gusto.

The little apprentice's snow-white cheeks were flushed abnormally, and the roots of his ears and the back of his neck were also flushed. One long leg was slightly bent, and the toes were slightly curled up and patted the mattress.

Oh, what is it that you are fascinated by?

Wen Jiyu walked lightly and took a closer look, and the title of the book was a string of striking characters: "Bone Erosion and Dangerous Love: The Merry Wicked and His Favored Master".

The author's pen name is Haitang Changke, which sounds quite elegant.

All the words written by this frequent visitor of Begonia are about men and women, and the writing style is delicate and fragrant, and the meat is full of fragrance.

It's just that this person has a weird hobby, and he likes to describe soft and beautiful men of both sexes and have fun with others day and night.Although it is a bit appalling, Begonia's regular guest is also famous in the three worlds for his lively and fragrant writing.

Wen Jiyu raised his eyebrows slightly, stepped forward quietly and pulled the book out of Hua Chao's hand.

Opening the first page is a fragrant/flavorful paragraph. After reading a few sentences, I feel that the book is overflowing with juice, and the palm of my hand is a little itchy. After reading the next two lines, my ears are burning and my face is red.

Wen Jiyu immediately closed the book, and asked with interest: "Who gave you such a terrible script?"

Hua Chao jumped up in shock, and said in surprise, "When did Master come back?"

He hurriedly went to grab the book in Fucheng's hand, Wen Jiyu grabbed his palm with his backhand, twisted his two hands together, and the dirty and filthy book fell to the ground.

With a snap, the two of them stared at each other. Seeing Wen Jiyu's playful face, Hua Chao could only clear his throat and smiled wryly, "Master, it's not too much for me to watch these things."

"How can it be too much?" Hearing the message, he smiled and said: "Chao'er actually likes to read this kind of script, as a teacher, I never knew that you have such a big appetite, and you like such bisexual people. Could it be that you despise me as a teacher who only has one eye? Are you enjoying yourself?"

Hua Chao: "..." No, no, if you have another one, I'm afraid I'll die in bed sooner or later.

He rubbed his waist, always feeling cool there, it is said that this is one of the signs of a man's kidney deficiency.

Wen Jiyu was still smiling, and said slowly: "Being a teacher is conceived by the heavens and the earth. Although it is a male body, it is not difficult to transform into a sexual desire. Besides, it is the first time for a teacher to taste the taste of being upside down. Want some new tricks to keep Chaoer entertained."

Hua Chao's knees softened, and he almost knelt down for him on the spot. He quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, no, that's not what I meant. Master has already made this disciple very happy!"

He emphasized the word 'very', his peach blossom eyes glowed with a layer of water, and his soft and long eyelashes trembled for a while. He was obviously very afraid that Wen Jiyu's inconsistency would turn into a desire hole, and he squeezed him dry with a two-pronged approach. I couldn't get out of bed for three days and nights.

The only land that is not plowed is the exhausted cattle.

OMG!

Just thinking about it makes me very desperate!

Wen Jiyu was just joking at first, trying to tease this dark-minded apprentice.

Looking at his timid little appearance now, it is obvious that he is afraid from the bottom of his heart, which made Wen Jiyu suddenly feel like punishing him.

He raised Hua Chao's snow-white chin, rubbed his index finger on the bright red and alluring lips, and said with a slight smile: "Chao'er, you respect your teacher and you don't have the right to pick and choose."

Hua Chao's lips were rubbed by him, and his waist was held by his arms. He couldn't retreat, couldn't escape, and tears of despair were about to flow out.

He said tremblingly: Master, please forgive me. "

Wen Jiyu smiled slightly, kneaded his face and whispered softly, "Don't be afraid, Chao'er, since you have such thoughts, I will let you have a good time as a teacher tonight, and I am sorry for telling you to have a good time." Such a great color."

Hua Chao: "..."

A few tears welled up in his eyes, and he raised his eyes pitifully and cowardly to look at Wen Jiyu, his dark eyes were wet, quite lovable.

This black-hearted person will be pitiful at this time.

Wen Jiyu snorted lightly, and reached out to pull Huachao's belt.

Wen Jiyu lowered his head and looked at it after pulling it for a while, but he didn't untie it. Hey guy, this villain actually tied his belt with several knots.

Can a few more knots stop the invincible Demon Lord with Taoism and supernatural powers?

What is going on in the mind of this dark-eyed little guy?

He almost laughed out loud, "Would it be useful to tie a few more knots? Since such precautions are the teacher, I simply don't want the clothes."

With two fingers and a knife, he lightly scratched the clothes, and Hua Chao's clothes fell off, leaving only a close-fitting pink silk apron on his body.

The bellyband is a method of transformation, and he is obviously wearing a light pink undershirt!

The freshly baked apron is embroidered with a few soft and tender white flower buds, with a little pink on the tip, and a few tender leaves on the branches.There is only a thin pink belt tied on the back, and the large snow-white back and neck are white and soft, dazzling.

Wen Jiyu raised his fingers and gently tugged at the thin strap, and laughed in a low voice: "This apron is really for you."

Damn, why is this data so good at playing!

Even Hua Chao's thick skin felt that the current scene was really broken, and his face and neck were burning red in an instant.

He bit his lips lightly, his bright red lips curled up slightly, his eyes were moist and glistening under his eyelashes.

His shy appearance is really pretty. He was stunned for a while when he heard Jiyu, and he couldn't help but feel a little more pity in his heart, and then he couldn't help laughing at him: "Why are you shy? You are the one who rampages on the bed, and you are the one who gets out of bed and shy." , what are you embarrassed about?"

The difference is that you are virtual data and this boy is human...

The difference is that I am such a pure man and you are so good at playing...

Hua Chao said with difficulty: "If Master didn't tease me like this, I wouldn't be so embarrassed."

The corners of Wen Jiyu's lips were slightly raised, and he looked deeply at his flushed face with deep eyes. With a light hook of his little finger, he opened the thin belt on Hua Chao's back.

The pink apron fell on Huachao's snow-white instep, like a cluster of peach blossoms covering a piece of snow, the torrent of data kissed his lips, and the cool eyelashes brushed his face softly.

what!

Today is another day of forced food delivery...

weeping.

After the two rolled onto the bed, Hua Chao reluctantly went to Wen Jiyu to put a pillow under his waist, and pressed his waist very sadly and vigorously output.

When there was not a single drop of Hua Chao left, the master was lazily hooking him with his toes.

"Xiao Chao'er, there is still one trick you haven't taken care of."

Hua Chao clutched Liang Swish's waist, tears of despair finally fell down.