I've fucked up all the bosses

A total of more than 20 sets of luxurious palace costumes were delivered, and there was a long row of sparkling headdresses.

Hua Chao was wrapped in a quilt and sat cross-legged on the couch, looking over one set at a time.

Although it is women's clothing, but each piece is very good-looking. Hua Chao looked back and forth twice, but could only see a bunch of blurred color blocks, so he blinked, and finally pointed to a pale pink wide-sleeved Liu Xianqun said, "Just this one!"

The skirt of the pink palace dress is embroidered with large white and pink cherry blossoms, and the collar and cuffs are embroidered with darker pink silk thread to embroider the flying cherry blossom petals, and the outside is covered with several layers of gauze as thin as smoke .

Shi Duo stood aside, took a closer look at the dress, nodded and said, "This one looks great."

Hua Chao said weakly: "Your Highness, the point is not whether it looks good or not, but that I am really sleepy now, please ask someone to find me an underwear and a place to sleep."

Shi Duo glanced at him, raised his chin and said, "I haven't finished what I should do, of course you want to sleep with me tonight."

Hua Chao was stunned: "No, Your Highness! Do you know that women in ancient times had to get up two hours early to comb their hair? If you do that kind of thing with me tonight, how will I get out of bed tomorrow?"

Washing, dressing, combing hair, applying makeup, and having breakfast do take a lot of time.

Shi Duo threw off the quilt and lay next to Hua Chao, and said with a gloomy face, "What kind of underwear are you wearing, can I still do something to you?"

Hua Chao was lying on the side with messy hair, his body was bruised and purple, and his clothes were in tatters, which could arouse people's desire for abuse

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Shi Duo closed his eyes violently, and firmly stuffed Hua Chao into the quilt and hugged him in his arms.

"Hey, it's hot!"

"Shut up!" Shi Duo growled very violently.

Hua Chao muttered: "Really, why are you so fierce, Mr. Wen has never been like this."

Shiduo had blue veins on his forehead, he stared at him fiercely with a pair of golden eyes, a golden seal faintly appeared on his forehead, and the light flowed brilliantly.

The air pressure in the room was extremely low, and Hua Chao immediately became as quiet as a chicken, closing his eyes.

Shi Duo gritted his teeth and stared at his face, and finally snorted hard.

This night, Huachao slept very restlessly. She was too hot to sleep in the middle of the night, so she subconsciously moved to the side. She couldn't find a familiar cold source after bending for a long time. When she opened her eyes in a daze, what she saw was not Wen Jiyu's snow-like face. , but a vague outline with rough edges everywhere.

Shi Duo's body is relatively hot, and his body temperature is the temperature of a normal human being, but Hua Chao thought of the looming golden seal between his eyebrows, and then thought about his irritable temper, and subconsciously felt that his body temperature might be a little higher than normal people.

So when he thought about it, he felt that the quilt was very stuffy, and the hot sweat from the suffocation flowed down his forehead, which made Hua Chao miss the quilt that he had heard about.

Anyway, this night's sleep was uncomfortable.

This caused him to wake up listlessly the next day, and Shiduo's confidant maid came in to dress him and comb his hair.

Hua Chao dazedly put on the pink palace attire, sat in front of the bronze mirror and let the ingenious palace maid do his makeup for him.

The grand maid opened an exquisite gold-plated powder box, the powder inside was as white as snow, exuding a rather elegant light fragrance.

Hua Chao's face was covered with a layer of face powder, and another court lady rubbed a box of light pink rouge in her hands, and then dabbed a thin layer on Hua Chao's face.

The face of the beauty in the bronze mirror is like a peach blossom. A pair of out-of-focus eyes are staring at the mirror blankly. There is a little bit of water in the eyes, which seems to be affectionate but also ruthless, which is extremely touching.

The palace lady took Luo Zidai to draw Hua Chao's eyebrows. His eyebrows were not painted much, but added a little color.

When pasting the flowers, the maids discussed for a while and asked, "What kind of flowers do the beauties like?"

Hua Chao said: "Whatever."

Shi Duo sat on the side and said to the maid: "Put peach blossoms on."

As a result, Huachao has another delicate peach blossom in between her brows.

There was another difficulty when choosing the head, and Hua Chao was blind again, so the maids couldn't make up their minds.

Shi Duo said again: "Choose the white jade powder agate head mask, the hair accessories should be simple and don't need to be too grand."

Hua Chao didn't know what he was turned into. His chest was hungry and his back was pressed against his back, and his stomach was growling.

Shi Duo asked someone to bring a stack of snacks, but Hua Chao refused to eat after taking a bite.

Wen Jiyu asked, "Why don't you eat?"

Hua Chaoyan said: "It's not as delicious as Uncle Qi's cooking."

"Who is Uncle Qi?"

"It's Wenfu's cook."

As a result, Shi Duo's face darkened again, and he slammed the stack of pastries onto the table.

The maid and eunuch in the room knelt on the ground, Hua Chao was also startled, turning his head in a daze.

He was very confused and asked: "Do you have any grudge against Chef Qi from our Wenfu?"

Also 'we'!

He actually regarded himself as a member of Wenfu!

Shi Duo's depression was accumulated in his heart, and he said coldly: "No."

Hua Chao shrugged and didn't say anything more.

Empress Xiao is a very beautiful queen. She has been sitting in the imperial garden in the palace waiting for his son and the girl his son is about to bring.

Looking forward to the stars and looking forward to the moon, I finally saw the girl.

This girl is much taller than ordinary girls, but her appearance is rare and beautiful, but her eyes don't look very good.

Shi Duo supported Hua Chao, and said to the Queen: "This concubine of mine suffered from a serious illness, her eyes and throat are not very good, I'm afraid I won't be able to say hello to my mother's luggage."

The Queen smiled and said: "It's okay, it turns out that she is such a beauty, no wonder you have been hiding in the room and refused to show it to everyone."

Sitting next to the empress were a few concubines who were watching the fun, and they also all praised the beauty of this 'girl' at this time.

Hua Chao was embarrassed.

He stood aside like a log, only responsible for Meimei.

Don't look at it as an imperial palace, but it's the same as human relationships on earth. When a man brings a partner home, he always has to have a meal.

The queen gave a banquet in the imperial garden, and a group of people sat in the breezy pavilion talking and laughing.

The dishes were served one by one, and everyone began to eat, Hua Chao was very embarrassed, because he couldn't see, he had to be fed everything he ate.

Shi Duo took over the job very calmly.

He couldn't speak because he was playing a beautiful young girl who was blind and dumb.

"Eat meatballs?"

Hua Chao shook his head.

"Eat lotus seed soup?"

Hua Chao shook his head.

"Eat iced watermelon?"

Hua Chao nodded.

Shi Duo picked up a piece of iced watermelon, and Hua Chao opened his mouth to accept the feeding.

Later, Shi Duo asked about all the dishes, and found that this kid only likes to eat cold dishes, and he will not take a bite of hot dishes.

Eighty percent of them have a bad appetite in summer.

So he said: "There is iced plum juice in the palace, do you want to drink it?"

Hua Chao nodded frantically.

He drank a jug of plum juice and ate two mouthfuls of roast duck burritos wrapped by Juan Shiduo.

This meal was barely ok, but Wen Jiyu was not around and was thinking about it, and his appetite was not so good.

There are so many dishes on the table, but there are not many of his favorites.

It's not like at Wenjiyu's place, three meals a day are prepared in different ways, although there are only five or six dishes a day, they are all his favorite food.

Although I love and fear Wen Jiyu in my heart, and I am embarrassed by being teased every day, but staying with him is really comfortable!

The tide of flowers does not know the taste.

In the evening, the queen invited them to watch the river lantern. She sent Shiduo away on purpose, took Hua Chao's hand and said majesticly and kindly: "The prince said that your status is low, but if you can serve the prince well, you can give birth to a child for the prince." A son and a daughter, maybe you can't have a good name."

Hua Chao nodded perfunctorily.

His eyes couldn't see clearly, which exacerbated his boredom, and he followed the queen slowly and absent-mindedly.

The queen babbled on a lot, Hua Chao kept nodding.

He couldn't help but quietly yawned.

His eyelids grew heavier and more absent-minded, and suddenly he felt a pinprick in his ankle.

Then his body fell uncontrollably into the lake.

There were screams of panic in my ears, but in just a moment, those screams of panic disappeared very abruptly

The lake water covered his body, and he struggled a bit, but he didn't expect his feet to step on the bottom of the lake so easily.

wrong!

Not the bottom of the lake.

The bottom of the lake should be soft silt, not this marble-like texture.

And the water around him was very warm, like the hot spring in the inner courtyard of Wen Mansion.

He held his breath in the water, stepped on the bottom of the pool and suddenly got out of the water.

The emperor of the Yin dynasty ended his complicated government affairs for a day, and came to Jiulongchi to take a bath to relieve his fatigue with a tired look.

The emperor liked magnolia, so the palace people sprinkled magnolia petals on Jiulong Pool.

The water temperature was just right, the emperor took off his clothes and sat in the soup pond, breathing out the fragrance of magnolia.

He leaned against the pool and closed the door to rest his mind. Suddenly there was a loud bang, and a beautiful girl in a pink palace dress suddenly came out of the soup pool in front of him, splashing water all over the emperor's face.

The beautiful girl rudely tore off the hairpin and hair ornament from her head, opened a pair of lifeless eyes, and said to herself in confusion: "God, where the hell have I come to again?"

The sound is clear and the timbre is good.

But no matter how sweet the voice is, anyone who is deaf will not miss it——

The speaker was a real man.