I've fucked up all the bosses

The lychees are huge, like a mountain of lychees to Huachao, the size of a thumb.

Wen Jiyu put him on a tea tray, gently clamped the lychee with two fingers, and the lychee shell cracked with a little force, revealing the white and crystal-clear flesh inside.

He put the pulp on the plate, and the juicy lychee meat immediately leaked a water mark, which wet a small piece of Hua Chao's clothes.

The shrunken Huachao circled around the lychee, facing the hill-like pulp, he obviously felt helpless, and whispered to Wen Jiyu, "Mr. Wen, can't you make me bigger? "

Wen Jiyu took a sip of tea slowly, dipped a little tea on his fingertips and poured it over.

Huachao's place suddenly had a drizzle of drizzle.

Hua Chao covered his head, and his soft voice was full of grievances and accusations: "Mr. Wen, you are good in every way, but your personality is too bad!"

Wen Jiyu looked at the little man holding his head to hide from the rain, and smiled: "I think it would be good to have you as a tea pet."

Tea pets are the pets of tea lovers, and they are often played with while drinking tea. Most of them are ceramic handicrafts made of purple sand or clear mud, and some tea pets are made of porcelain or stone.

But treating a living person as a tea pet, this kind of thing can only be done by Wen Jiyu.

Hua Chao shivered, and quickly said: "Young Master Wen, raising tea pets is so troublesome! You need to water it with tea every day, and you have to boil, boil, and moisten it with tea juice. Your tea is all fairy tea, villain. How can I bear it!"

He begged pitifully: "It's better not to, I think warming the bed is good..."

Wen Jiyu put down the teacup, relaxed and contented, and said with a light smile, "Be my tea pet during the day, warm my bed at night, and burn down my Spring Breeze Building. The debt you owe is not so easy to repay."

I want to treat him as a tea pet, and I want to warm his bed at night.

shrimp!Benevolence!pig!Heart!

Zhou Papi in the world of Xianxia!Damn capitalism!

Hua Chao pouted, found a jade-carved camellia in the huge tea tray and sat on it.

Light green tea trickled over the white jade tea tray, Hua Chao sat on the carved flower and looked down quietly.

Looking at it this way, the surface of the water immediately changed, and there were countless undulating mountains under the water surface, and the mountains were extremely steep.

A Garuda flew over the mountains, landed on the sea surface and turned into a thousand-foot-long fish, and the tail of the fish set off huge waves.

Hua Chao felt as if he was there, and when his mind was shaken, he couldn't help looking up at Wen Jiyu, pointing at the big fish and saying, "Is this the legendary Kun?"

Wen Jiyu nodded, and said, "That's right, this Kunpeng is my disciple's car, and he always clamored to stew it before."

Hua Chao glanced at the kun, gearing up for a moment, eager to try it out, and said excitedly, "It will take a big pot!"

The Kun's fish tail paused suddenly, and immediately the whole big fish dived into the sea surface with a 'swish' like a rushing thunder, and refused to come out again.

Hua Chao resentfully touched his nose.

Wen Jiyu had a rare look of helplessness on his face.

When he was on Guiyun Mountain, his young apprentice, who had just attained Taoism, wanted to choose a mount. The master was always worried, so he wanted to give him the divine beast Bai Ze he was riding on.

But the little apprentice just fell in love with the Kunpeng, which was extremely difficult to tame. Every time he drove the Kunpeng, he was either splashed with water or sprinkled with hair.

His little apprentice came to him overnight to learn advanced fairy arts such as moving mountains, filling seas, fighting stars, and so on.

On the second day, he cast the Jue with a smile, turning the sea where the Kunpeng was swimming into a boiling cauldron, and turning the sky where it hovered in the past into a pot lid.

He used such a profound and difficult fairy art to mess around, and everyone on Guiyun Mountain sighed, thinking that the supreme Taoism of Guiyun Immortal Venerable finally has someone to follow.

Later, he fell into a demon, and he also sealed the Kunpeng. Usually it would dive into the deep sea to sleep, but now it sensed the breath of its master and hurried out to visit.

The little thumb who didn't want to be a tea pet just now will start playing with water with great interest.

He took off his shoes and socks, and his snow-white feet with light pink toes were immersed in the long green waves.

The Kunpeng turned into a small fish, playing around his feet.

Wen Jiyu leaned on the sandalwood chair, watching the 'little tea pet' playfully in the tea tray.

When Hua Chao was covered in water and leaned against the carved flower to breathe, he stretched out two fingers to pick up Hua Chao, and wiped it for him with a silk handkerchief.

The villain was being teased and turned around, holding Wen Jiyu's fingertips and looked up dizzily.

Wen Jiyu made a decision, a golden light flashed, and there was a young man with disheveled clothes and wet eyes sitting on the table.

The young man smelled like tea, and his drenched clothes were tightly attached to his body. The green tea dripped down his jade snow-like calves, and dripped down on the ground from his bud-like toes.

Suddenly he grew from small to large, and the surrounding scenery became smaller several times in an instant. The great change in vision turned the boy's peach blossom eyes into spinning mosquito-repellent eyes, and the circle of gold stars left by Fa Jue circled around his head.

Hua Chao blinked his eyes in a daze, his eyelashes were wet when he played with Kunpeng, leaving a light green water mark under his eyelids, and he looked at Wen Jiyu with his mosquito-repellent incense eyes.

Wen Jiyu took a breath, opened his eyes slightly and reached out to hug him.

Hua Chao staggered and hugged his waist, leaned his head in his arms and asked, "Young Master Wen, can you immortals see through a person's fate?"

Wen Jiyu said: "Sometimes I can."

"Young Master Wen, today that person called Shi Duo said that I have a curse on me, and that I will be a prostitute/prostitute for life after life. Is this true?"

Wen Jiyu whispered, "It's true."

Hua Chao said in his arms again: "He also said that he wants me to be his only prostitute."

Wen Jiyu asked, "Then what did you think at the time?"

Hua Chao hugged Wen Jiyu's waist tightly, and murmured in his arms, "I thought of Mr. Wen's face?"

"What do you want me to do?"

"I was thinking that Mr. Wen, you are prettier than him."

"and then?"

"Then I thought, Mr. Wen is richer than him, more handsome than him, and more beautiful than him. I burned Mr. Wen's Chunfeng Building again, and I have to sleep with him for 400 years to pay off."

"so what?"

Hua Chao whispered: "So it shouldn't be his turn in this life."

Wen Jiyu said: "It won't be his turn in the next life."

Huachao suddenly became happy.

Warming the bed at night, Hua Chao rolled to Wen Jiyu while still asleep.

Wen Jiyu sighed, couldn't help stretching out his arms to hug him, Hua Chao rubbed against his shoulder in his sleep.

Wen Jiyu looked at his face in a daze, and recalled the time when the red line of marriage suddenly appeared on his fingertips.

At that time, a fairy maiden in the Immortal Palace brewed a jug of peach wine and buried it under the peach blossom tree on Mount Guiyun.

On the day when the peach blossoms were in full bloom, the wine smelled so fragrant, Hua Chao followed the scent to find the fairy princess, asked for a glass of wine and drank it down.

But he didn't want to add a few drops of Thousand Days Drunk to the wine, after drinking it would make people drunk for thousands of days.

After drinking, Huachao sat on the edge of the sunset cliff on Guiyun to watch the sunset. At that time, there were countless colorful clouds in the sky, and the setting sun was like blood.

Hua Chao was already drunk when he came, and when he saw him coming, he giggled and lay drunk on his lap.

This sleep is a year.

Sitting on the edge of the sunset cliff with Hua Chao in his arms, he listened to the shock of the falling cliff for a year, and watched the setting sun like blood for a year.

A year later, Hua Chao woke up from his lap, smiled and raised his hand to hold his fingertips. His eyes seemed to be drunk but not drunk, shining brightly, taking in all the beauty of the world.

At this time, the haze was light on the edge of the cliff, and Wen Jiyu's fingertips itched slightly, and a red thread suddenly appeared, which was tightly held by Hua Chao's fingertips.

Hua Chao was only 15 years old that year, but his lifespan has passed countless spring, summer, autumn and winter.

He tried his best to see through the stars, but he never expected to have such a marriage with his beloved little apprentice.

What's more, he didn't expect the little apprentice to harbor such evil intentions in his heart.

His celestial body was burned by the demonic flames in the Infernal Hell, and only one heart survived. He used the demonic flames to reshape the demonic body, and was condemned by the heavens to fall from the immortal to the demonic.

Since then-

The red line of marriage leads to a sudden evil relationship.