Master Guoshi, look at me

Next to the winding avenue, there is a tea shed.It was deserted inside, only two people sat there chatting.

"It's not easy to make money in this world now. In the past, I could make a small fortune every day." One of them was tall and thin. "That's right, now the news of banditry here has spread, and not many people dare to come here." Another person echoed...

The two of them were chatting vigorously, when the short and fat eyes suddenly lit up!Immediately he stood up, pointing at the two people on the road, saying incoherently: "Yes, there is a fat sheep coming!" The tall man looked over and saw two sons, one white and one black, and the weak-looking one in white clothes , handsome and pretty than a woman, with a sword in the waist of the black dress, sword eyebrows and star eyes, high nose bridge, so handsome.There is an inexplicable husband and wife look between the two when they walk together? !As soon as he thought of this, he remembered that the head of the family hadn't married yet, so he went back to the cottage to report to the head of the family.

The person who came was none other than Mo Zixiao and Mumo.

Mo Zixiao and Mu Mo checked out of the room half an hour ago.When the waiter knew where the two were going, he told them that although the official road was a bit far away, they must not go to the avenue next to it, because the bandits there could not even handle the government.

But who is Mo Zixiao?The emperor is also.After rewarding Xiao Er with a few taels of silver, he picked up his own sword and resolutely walked on the "road of no return" that Xiao Er said...

It is said that the tall bandit went back to the village and reported to the head of the family that two extremely handsome men came to the tea shed and asked if they should be tied back to be Mrs. Yazhai...

Hearing the tall man's description, the head of the family frowned, feeling that the young man in white was very similar to someone in his impression, thinking that he probably knew him or was an enemy, so he said: "Go back to the tea shed first, don't give medicine. , wait for me to meet these two people."

The tall man didn't understand why the boss didn't take the medicine, but he went back to the tea shed immediately, fearing that the remaining short bandit had given the medicine and it would be difficult to explain.

The tall man returned to the tea shed, out of breath.Just in time, the dwarf bandit was about to release the medicine, snatched the medicine away, and rested his breath with his hands on his hips.The dwarf bandit was puzzled and said in a bad tone: "I said monkey, what are you doing? Why don't you let people prescribe medicine?" Hou Zi gave him a blank look: "The boss said don't touch them. Wait a while Will come and meet them in person."

After a while, the tea was ready.

Mo Zixiao picked up a cup of tea and took a sniff.Frowning slightly, could it be that the waiter in the shop is not a lie?This tea is not much different from ordinary tea, there is no medicine at all, let's see what the hell is going on first.

He winks at Mu Mo, indicating that the tea is drinkable.Mo Zixiao took a sip and put down the teacup and asked, "I heard that there are bandits here, why are you two still running tea sheds here?"

The monkey was also clever, and he rushed ahead of the short fat man and answered, "Hey, the two guest officers seem to be wealthy people at first glance, unlike our two brothers, who often eat the last meal and never finish the next meal. It's hard to open a tea shed." , In a few days, the two brothers started a riot, which made passers-by afraid to come here, and we didn't dare to run away for fear that those bandits would kill us two brothers, not to mention, this tea shed also asks for money to open. "The monkey said with tears and snot, as if what he said was true.

Mu Mo, who sat aside and hadn't spoken for a long time, said with a smile, "It's really embarrassing for you two brothers." The two bandits nodded.Mu Mo continued: "It's hard for the two of you to pretend to be so good." After saying that, Mo Zixiao immediately tapped the acupuncture points of the two of you.

Although the two cannot move, they can talk. "Hey! What are you doing? This is it?" Mu Mo smiled and gave Mo Zixiao an approving look, then looked at the two of them and said, "You guys have perfect acting skills, but both of you are from poor families but each of you is not worth much. Fei’s Hetian jade can’t be justified.”

When the monkey heard that the secret thought was bad, he continued to lie: "These two pieces of jade are passed down from our ancestors."

"Even if it is passed down by the ancestors, it should be kept well. Why wear it? Are you afraid that the bandits will snatch it? What's more, the patterns on this jade pendant are new in recent years. How can you say it from the ancestors?"

Mu Mo's words made the two of them speechless.

Mo Zixiao laughed loudly and said, "Okay, you are indeed Amu! Friends in the tea shed, please come out."