My flesh hurts when I think of you

"Son, mom is a little dizzy lately." Mrs. Yan, who had passed three rounds of the legal age of majority, "rejuvenated" again, and called Yan Rong to complain like she was looking for her father, her voice was aggrieved.

While reading the script, he answered deftly, "Is there a regular blood pressure measurement? Has hemoglobin been checked? Cervical spondylosis again? I still think about it."

Mrs. Yan paused for a second, then said honestly, "I think what you think."

I had expected it a long time ago, and I was not even surprised when I said "as expected", "I will go back to see you this week."

"I don't want you to come back." Mrs. Yan snorted, "I want you to bring your daughter-in-law back."

Flipping through the script on the desk, Yan Rong changed his ear to listen to the phone, "Do you want the rented one?"

"...How can a son have to notify his mother in advance when he rents someone? No sincerity! Hmph!" After a second, "Zuzuzuu, if you dare to rent, I will take it!" The voice carried a strange impatience excitement.

Yan Rong: "..." Mrs. Yan's focus is always different with twists and turns, but it is a good inheritance and innovation of the good deeds common to women.

"Madam Yan, please stop making trouble. Your son still needs to earn money to buy you a castle." Grandpa failed to help her realize her dream of being a girl, and passed it down to her son from generation to generation.

Satisfied with his son's filial piety, Mrs. Yan persuaded happily: "It's okay, if you want to find a wife, you only need to buy half a seat."

"..." With this condition of marriage, she can still find a wife. She... His mother must have used the door to eat walnuts when she was pregnant with him.

"Son, if you really don't have a suitable one, Mom will find a good one for you."

... In fact, the foreshadowing can be a little longer.

"Did he fall in love with you?"

"...Don't be so talkative!" Mrs. Yan reprimanded, and resumed her pyramid scheme tone, "This time this one must be good, smart and capable, it matches you."

Mrs. Yan's endless enjoyment always tires him out, and since the other party is his mother, the worst emotion he can express is helplessness, "Mom, don't worry about it, I'm still a public figure , it's really not appropriate to go on a blind date in public."

"It doesn't matter, you have to see this one this time." Mrs. Yan is not an unreasonable person, she just left all the nonsense to him, "You two meet secretly in the box, and the reporter won't take pictures." After a pause, he softened his voice again, "You see that you are almost thirty and you are not sure, mom is in a hurry. You said that mom is already at this age, maybe one day you will be promoted, and then you will regret it before it's too late." .”

... How old are you?Stand next to your son like a sibling...

Both soft and hard, stick with sugar, Gongdou drama is not in vain.

No matter how cold and hard-hearted other people are, Yan Rong has always been conniving with this mother and can't see the bottom line, "One last time."

"Yeah." The flying air came through the microphone, and Yan Rong could imagine the happy look of the mother on the other end blooming a flower, "This is really good, it matches you!"

Yan Rong bent his lips, "How good is it?"

"Big boss." Mrs. Yan's tone was exaggerated, as if this profession was so important, like an "emperor", it made people kneel down.

"A coal mine?"

"...Entertainment company, president. Think about it, the domineering president and the popular actor, it's very touching~"

"..." After "the people are the masters of the country", online literature has become a powerful tool for cultural domination, and the radiation circle has expanded from teenagers to middle-aged women. "You should read less messy novels."

"Yeah." When a person is happy, he readily agrees to the impossible, "It's not important to have a son in a novel."

In the box of a six-star hotel in the urban area, the huge round table was empty, with only two people sitting opposite each other.

... Whose blind date is not coffee and snacks, and the wind is tomorrow, such a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner scene full of local arrogance, but there are only two people sitting alone.

It was embarrassing, and it was even more embarrassing.

Mrs. Yan only said that the surname of the blind date was Shen, but she refused to tell the whole story in a mysterious way, saying that it was a surprise for him.

Seeing the deity, Yan Rong was indeed a little surprised.

Yan Rong knew this person, and he hadn't had much serious contact with him. He had met him from afar. Huatian Media was in charge, and he was one of the largest companies in the country, like Handu Entertainment, where he worked.

It can be seen from this that the more earthy the company name, the more prosperous the business.

According to gossip records in the entertainment industry, Huatian's Mr. Shen Tan is handsome, good-natured, seldom talkative and steady in doing things.The female star is desperately sticking to it, and the male star is desperately suggesting that he is indifferent, pursuing the transcendent realm of confining the body, and he is simply a good example of a husband.

It made the women who were no longer fresh in the circle even more fanatical, as if marrying him would allow them to live a peaceful life in their old age.

So he pretended to be pure showmanship, and tried all the tricks, but it was a pity that the sinking pool was like the deep pool water at minus [-] degrees. When the outside world was blown by spring wind or bloody, he hibernated quietly under the [-]-foot-thick ice layer.

There has been no response, and the men and women have slowly subsided. Although they are still unwilling to give up and interspersed with temptations from time to time, they are far from the high fighting spirit they used to be.

They were also surprised that Mr. Shen didn't even have a serious self-serving person, let alone a playful lover. Could it be that he really had no desires?Or... just out of control?

This matter was secretly rumored in the circle for a period of time, and then the tongue was chewed, and everyone found it boring. Now, people are more willing to believe that he is a victim than not.

Now, this man who has successfully transitioned from "not lifting" to "forcing" is sitting in front of him with his eyes closed. Ten minutes have passed, and he has never been in his eyes, and his eyes have been staying on the plate in front of him. , stir-fried broccoli, served with a few slices of carved carrots.

Well, this is the first time Yan Rong knows that he is not as good-looking as a broccoli.

Of course, this is not the point. Now he is fortunate enough to understand Mr. Shen's sexual orientation. Although he has a faint sense of excitement to see the secret, and although he is indeed only attacking, he still has an appetite for such a mighty and tall little... um, big zero. bad.

"Mr. Shen." Yan Rong brought out the majesty of the actor, and said calmly, "How about... move your chopsticks first?"

If you have something to say, you can discuss it when you are full.

Alas, it's really cowardly.

No, this is not cowardice, this is the truth.

Shen Tan finally raised his head and glanced at him, this glance was a little hard to explain.It's like the boss is looking at the assistant whose report is not smooth enough. Although he is not very satisfied, he almost agrees reluctantly.

The surroundings became quiet again, and there was no fresh breath in the air.

The dishes are ordered in advance, I don't know whose masterpiece it is.Fresh and delicious, suitable for meat and vegetables.Yan Rong doesn't have any favorite dishes, so it can be said that he likes to eat everywhere, and the scientific name is food.

But the atmosphere is too dull right now, and Yan Rong always feels that he has nothing to eat.

So I always put a little light on Shen Tan, and I saw him sitting upright, meticulous, chopsticks frequently reaching for the broccoli in front of him, of course there are other dishes, but they all have one purpose, which is carrots as a side dish.

...It seems that Shen always belongs to the rabbit...

It was also at this time that Yan Rong remembered that this was a blind date, not a dinner party.

In order to prove that he was not eating with the wall, Yan Rong took the initiative to ask: "Is Mr. Shen also urgently urged by the family?"

"No." Shen Tan gave him alms with two words, his voice was calm and unruffled.

Yan Rong: "...Oh."

Shen Tan glanced at him, as if he wanted to say something more, but in the end he didn't say anything, and continued to pick his carrots in a leisurely manner.

I wanted to endure it, but now that the blind date has turned into sharing a table for dinner, Yan Rong still said, "How about ordering a carrot and egg?"

Shen Tan looked at him with straight eyes, and there was something more in his eyes that distinguished passerby A, "You also think there are too few carrots?"

Yan Rong: "..." No, I just hate that your saliva has poisoned many dishes, so I don't like it.

In this way, Yan Rong was still fed up.The possibility of fullness is also not ruled out.

When you go back, you must tell Mrs. Yan this painful experience, so that she can learn from it.

It is well known in the entertainment industry that Yan Rongyan, the film king, is handsome and upright in life, but in fact he is bent into a circle inside.

Although same-sex marriage was legalized as early as 800 years ago, the gay community is a small population after all, and they are heterogeneous in the eyes of their ancestors. The mentally ill in the old society, the average person cannot say that they are silent about their sexual orientation below the average level, anyway. No hype.Especially celebrities, if they can hide it, they will hide it, and if they can't, they will keep a low profile again and again.

It's not that Yan Rong is showing off in a high-profile way, it's just that there are so many people who are popular, and he didn't deliberately hide it, it will be a matter of time before he can't get it.

Of course there are critics, but there are even more supporters, and of course many remain neutral.But in the end, the opposition was drowned out in the voices of support. After all, anyone who wants to make up the wrongs of comrades is tantamount to questioning the correctness of the law.The mountain of the people weighs on your head to see if you can bear it.

People with ulterior motives were finally slapped in the face. The symbol of comrades did not bring any negative impact to Yan Rong, but made his popularity even higher.

Because handsomeness is justice, beauty is justice, and the group of rotten girls has broken through the Milky Way.

He failed to provoke an external war, and the villain who did not give up still tried to sit back and watch a good show of civil strife, so I am even more sorry, Mrs. Yan knew about it earlier than the public.

When he was in junior high school, Yan Rong followed the trend and made a girlfriend, but he didn't feel much.

The germination of adolescence was in high school, when Yan Rong really realized that he was not frigid, he just liked boys.

I made my first boyfriend in college. As a man, his blood always likes to go downhill.

The trousers were all taken off, and the mother who claimed to be traveling suddenly returned...the rape was caught on the spot.

Mrs. Yan felt like she was being shocked by electric shock.Yan Rong picked up his pants in a hurry, regardless of whether he would be frightened of impotence, he held Mrs. Yan's hand and didn't know what to say.

Impossible promises cannot be said, and impossible promises may not be made, Yan Rong can only say apologetically, "Mom, I'm sorry."

Mrs. Yan said to him in a daze: "I didn't know that the son I raised for 20 years likes a male vixen. I'm such a dereliction of duty mother!"

……okay.

Mrs. Yan has a high degree of acceptance of his sexuality, but she has accepted it a little too much, and it has become the current situation.

At that time, Yan Rong was still young, and Mrs. Yan was not in a hurry. Later, there were so many little zeros around him, and Mrs. Yan couldn't "beat the mandarin ducks". .

Mrs. Yan has an honest reason to force marriage, and she seems to have discovered a new joy in life, and she never tires of pushing the object to him, and joins a cult organization like the "Gay Mom Support Association", advocating dogma in his ears every day , to deliver teaching resources.

It's just that in the past, it was mostly talk, and Yan Rong always felt that although she might be really anxious, she still understood his work as a film star, knowing that it was inconvenient for him to meet people, so she just showed her tongue.

I didn't expect to come here today to tell the truth, I must say that this president is matched with him.

He thinks that Boss Shen is more suitable for carrots.

Recalling today's events, if Yan Rong were to write a composition for elementary school students, the beginning must be:

What a bad day.