Zombie Memories

Chapter 2 Rolling Zombies

I am booming, in a trance, ho ho ho ho ho!

Hungry, hungry is really one of the worst things!If I had known that I would be so hungry, I would not have compromised with food.

I don’t know how long it’s been since I woke up, but I haven’t eaten a bite of meat, and I’m so hungry that I can’t bear it.

The food has been trying to appease me, saying that it won't be long, let me bear it.Don't bully me because I don't know how to count, how many hours are there in a day?Ho ho!Well I don't remember, but no matter how many hours you can't go without eating.

I just woke up a zombie, who will be responsible for the starvation?I think now my companions have all walked out of the house, integrated into the society, and found flesh and blood!

The guys who haven't eaten yet are either stupid and can't find something to eat, or they are too unlucky to be beaten into a pile of scum.

I am so diligent, I practice walking as soon as I wake up, and I pounce on the food as soon as I walk, but I still don’t take a bite, it’s just a river of sadness.

Daytime does not understand the darkness of night, just like food does not understand the sorrow of zombies!

I want to rise up, I want to forage, I want to eat flesh and blood, this is the zombie on the tip of the tongue!

But I was tied up, and my already stiff arms and legs were wrapped tightly with wide cloth strips, and I was fixed on a chair with a backrest.After the food hugged me and comforted me, I thought it would be eaten, but tied me up.

I smashed the chair angrily. If you don't believe it, you can't get rid of the poisonous hand of the food!Being weak now is not always weak. Every zombie has a heart to become stronger, otherwise why would he want to eat so much?Eating is not only a hobby, but also a pursuit in life.

Food, do you think your delicious food can influence my thoughts?Do you think you can quench my appetite by dropping water beads on me?you are wrong!Big mistake.At worst, I will eat it together with you, and eat it before I get fat.

Can't move, angry.The movement of the food at that time seemed gentle, but it was tied very firmly. It is really worthy of being a courier in the past, so don’t be too skilled in packing and fixing it.

What is courier?Why do some strange things keep popping up in my mind?This must be a lack of meat, it's terrible, I must eat some meat to make up for it.

It doesn't matter if you can't smash the stool, I smashed myself, and the idea of ​​bumping back and forth is very good.If this rubbing continues, the cloth strips or the stool will be broken, and then I will be free, and I can go out and pick out food and eat it all like a tasteful zombie.

Thinking about it makes me happy, I am happy and laughing smugly while rolling wantonly, but unfortunately the laughter turned into a monotonous roar without any melody, but this does not affect my mood.Because I found that when I touched the body parts while rolling, I felt a little comfortable. Touching them back and forth, like a massage, made the body less stiff.Omg this is amazing!

So I rolled happily.Roll around, roll around, roll around, roll around, roll around, roll around, rub rub rub rub!

Just when I was rolling and roaring happily, the food came back. As soon as he entered the door, he saw my 360°Thomas rolling heroic figure, so he was also excited. He must have been admired by my heroic figure, and he threw it away. With a bunch of things in his hand, he rushed over and hugged me.

Now I can't roll, and the cloth strip is only half broken, I'm not happy, I bared my teeth at him and told him to let go of the king!

But the food held me tight. He nervously tied me up again, and touched my body up and down. Although my sense of touch was dull, it was not completely unconscious.Can zombies be touched casually if they are insensitive? This is purely racial discrimination.Roar!I bared my teeth in warning and showed him my big fangs.

But the food was unmoved, he insisted on touching my whole body, and said with a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, there is no serious injury. Lian Feng, don't bump into it like this, or you will hurt yourself."

Roar!I'm dissatisfied, I can't agree with this, the itchy and crispy feeling is good.

"Are you hungry? I'm sorry you haven't had anything to eat. But I found food, and I'll eat it soon. Can you bear with me for a while?"

Roar!Food The food I found should also be delicious.I'm a little bit happier.

He picked up his things and went into the kitchen. I waited with drooling, thinking that it's okay to be a little indulgent with the food. Didn't he take the initiative to find food for me?After dripping the third drop of saliva, a large bowl of food came, no, it was a small bowl of cold dishes.

I was excited, the food still understood me, and I got a lot of food.When the small food bowl arrived in front of me and the food was picked up with chopsticks, I was angry.

A big lump of noodles, instant noodles!Don't ask me why I know the pungent taste, the thing that makes my dead nose want to sneeze is called instant noodles, I just know, I also know that it tastes like braised beef, even the old sauerkraut will not work!

Which zombie eats cooked food, or instant noodles?Steaming hot, full of flavor, trying to destroy my delicate esophagus and gut?Well, I may not have those things anymore, but my body instinct tells me that it can't eat these things, and if I eat them, I will have a stomachache.Even if the food itself is poisonous, you still want to let me eat such a terrible thing, so you want me to have a stomachache?

I roared angrily, but the food looked blankly. He paused, thinking that my hands were tied and it was inconvenient to eat, so he lost his temper and put down the basin to discuss with me: "Lian Feng, I will untie you." Eat, don't run, and don't smash things, okay?" I bared my teeth and growled in a low voice.

I stared at him with two big red eyes: I won't run away, and I won't smash things, because I want to eat, I want to eat meat, so don't try to get away with food this time!Food really has a low IQ, not as smart as me, so he thought I agreed to his request, so he started to untie the cloth strips for me.I hummed proudly, what's wrong with calcium deficiency, calcium deficiency is stronger than wisdom!

The food didn't know that this king is unparalleled in wisdom, so he untied the cloth strip and then picked up the noodles to feed me.That hot air rushes into the five senses, yes, it is the five senses, even my ears and eyes are filled with the smell of instant noodles, if I don't have a digestive system, I would have vomited all over the floor.

This is simply murdering zombies, can it be better!I angrily pushed away the small food bowl, and a large lump of noodles was dumped on the coffee table in front of the food, and his clothes were also splashed.I jumped up with a roar and rushed to the food!

Food stared at me blankly, as if he didn't expect me to be like this, it's ridiculous, I'm a zombie, who understands what you said, what are you talking about, can zombies understand?Well, I can understand, that's because I'm not an ordinary zombie!I am a zombie with low calcium and high intelligence!

However, I still failed to pounce on the food. He didn’t move wherever he stood, and I didn’t succeed. The reason is very simple. He only untied my arms, but didn’t untie my legs. I jumped up with the stool , and fall together for 2 seconds.To make matters worse, I pounced on instant noodle soup!

I want to breathe and use air to isolate the smell of the soup, but I breathe in more smell, even inhaled the soup, even though I can no longer be swallowed, and I don’t actually breathe, but the smell of soup still stubbornly enters my brain Here, yes, it is in the brain and not in the lungs. My head is full of instant noodles. This is really a tragedy.

I wanted to cry, but my saliva drooled again. If I was smoked to death by instant noodles, would I be the stupidest zombie in history?Am I not the zombie king?I was defeated by the little instant noodles before I walked on the road to the emperor. Is this really good?At this moment, I have no love in my life, admitting that I am not only calcium deficient but also mentally retarded.

Hey, when did I know that I am the zombie king?I always feel that I am a little smarter than others of the same kind, so it is so.But what about the Zombie King, he is so embarrassed now, he is so hungry that he is mad.After thinking about it, I vomited under the stimulation of instant noodles, there was no gastric juice, and I vomited a mouthful of blood!

I, I still have blood, can I spit it out?It's amazing!After vomiting, I feel refreshed, my stomach is even hungrier, my waist is not sore and my legs are not painful, and now I can go down to the fifth floor to grab meat without any effort!

The food was shocked by my behavior, but when I saw me vomiting blood, I came back to my senses.He helped me up in a hurry, pulled a piece of paper to wipe my face, and finally looked at my mouth worriedly: "What's wrong with you?" Face roared.

"Is it because you don't want to eat instant noodles?" The food sighed: "If you don't want to eat, it's just so generous. As for vomiting blood?"

Ho ho!It's not because I don't want to eat and vomit blood, but I can't express it.sad.

The food carefully put the noodles spilled on the coffee table into the small food bowl, and then, and then ate it!I couldn't believe it, it must be the loss of vision after the loss of smell. In fact, the loss of vision has always been, but it is special for food, so I can't see clearly now.

In my hazy memory, food is very clean, why would you eat spilled things?Even if it is not spilled on the ground, the tea table will not work either.But the food didn't look disgusting at all, and he ate it very quickly, he finished it in a few bites, and then he looked at the ones that were spilled on the ground, that was definitely a pity look, he still wanted to eat the ones on the ground?

I looked at him, then at those faces, and suddenly felt uncomfortable again.The food is also very hungry, maybe it is not easy for him to find food, so he doesn't want to waste it.Maybe my red eyes look very domineering, the food suddenly looked at me and smiled: "Why are you so stupid?"

What!How dare you say that about me, this king is obviously cute and cute!Roar!I growl in warning.The food was not afraid. He pushed me aside with my chair and I quickly cleaned up the soup and water. After hesitating for a while on the noodles on the ground, he cleaned them up anyway.I stopped looking at it in peace, and began to struggle with the cloth strips on my legs. Now my hands are free.

The fact is, my stiff fingers can't even make small movements, untie the cloth strip?That's not something a zombie can do, at least a low-level zombie like me can't.I'm the king of zombies, but I haven't evolved yet, and the reality has shown me so much cruelty, this king cried out all his life!Well, I actually drooled angrily.

The food touched my arm and said softly: "Don't worry, I will cook for you again now."

Don't do it, I can't even eat it cooked!I yelled anxiously, but it's a pity that he didn't have any consonance with me, leaving me with a ruthless back, and approached the kitchen again.It took a little longer this time, which I didn't mind because I was struggling to get the strips off my legs.

It's a pity that I didn't break free, and the food came again with a bowl.Still piping hot!A large bowl of porridge, with finely divided red and yellow stuff in it. The rice is very thick, and the food is scooped up with a spoon and fed to me.I don't want to eat, the hot air hits my face, making Ben Wang Xun's limbs stiff.Well, it was already stiff, but now it's getting stiffer.

I avoid the spoon and bowl and look at the food.Um?I didn't notice it just now. Food's clothes were rotten, there were holes in his legs, and there were dried blood stains on his pants.I sniffed it, and it smelled a little fishy. Is this what I smelled or did I think it out?Could it be that the food went out and brought back these unpalatable things, and got hurt?

Who dares to harm the king's food?This king didn't even eat it, so who dared to touch him?

Roar!

I pounced angrily!This time the food took precautions, he quickly dodged, the porridge was safe, and I fell on the coffee table!It was the noodles lying here just now, but now it is me. The difference is that the noodles got into the stomach of the food, and I was put back to the original place by the food.

Hungry, my eyes blurred even more.

The food walked back and forth in front of me: "You still don't eat? What to do, I can only find these." I shouted helplessly, who wants to eat these, I want to eat meat, fresh, tender, Juicy flesh and blood!The food suddenly blessed my soul and stopped in front of me: "Can you only eat people?" I was overjoyed and nodded regardless of my calcium-deficient neck.The food fell silent, and then said, "No, I can't let you eat people, I can't."

Roar!What else to say!If I knew it was like this, can I explain the meat thing to a person?If you don't know how to love food, get a piece of thigh meat!It must be impossible to tell him like this.

"I won't let you eat people." Food repeated: "But I can't starve you, I'll find a way!" After he finished speaking, he tied me up again, and walked out of the house with an ax in his hand.

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