Sour brine and soft tofu

Xu's father passed away early. Brother Xu has been a brother and a father for decades. He has put all his heart on his younger brother, and he is full of desire to train his younger brother to be an elite talent that the country needs.It's a pity that this poor kid doesn't know good people, and tried his best to drag his brother back. When he was asked to study hard during school, he would roll around and mess around, so Brother Xu could only keep following behind to clean up the mess, thinking that maybe When he grew up and became sensible, he knew how to make progress, so after 23 years, he finally lived up to expectations and became a master of ass wipers.

Because his unlucky brother made misfortunes everywhere and accidentally poked a big or small basket. Although the woman has not yet had an outbreak, brother Xu has been busy recently in order to stabilize his position. Later postponed... So when he saw his brother's empty room, he immediately took out his mobile phone to make a call, and the reply he got was that the other party had turned off the phone. I knew something was wrong.Immediately afterwards, Hu Erjie's phone came in, and he quickly explained the matter over there.

Brother Xu didn't have time to feel that he was so stupid, why didn't he call his landline at home halfway to confirm?Why do you believe in this kid's ghost, thinking that he will obediently stay at home and not go out?After hanging up the phone, he ran towards the club.

He drove the navigation and arrived at the entrance of the club. He saw a huge lion head carved in the air above the gate. The golden mane was shining brightly in the night scene. The bright red carpet extended to the door. He walked up and followed the lion's tongue, Take the initiative to feed people.Brother Xu felt a little sad immediately, this place just opened, he hadn't been here before, his prodigal younger brother really came in before him.The doorman smiled, knowing that this club is not a serious place, and many people are not willing to show up at the door, so he didn't say that he would like to park the car for him, but led him to park the car in the garage.

On the other side, Hu Erjie asked the manager to show him the surveillance. The manager didn’t know if he really had professional ethics to consider the privacy of the customers here, or if he listened to someone’s words and deliberately made things difficult for him. monitor.He persuaded earnestly: "Manager Huang, why are you doing this? I brought people here as soon as you opened, and I will give you all the face you want. What's the big deal about watching the surveillance? Let's talk , I have also applied for a membership card here, can I sell your information to outsiders? Besides, I don’t want to see all the surveillance, I just want to watch the one facing the bathroom on the fifth floor. You and others Convenience, business will be easier in the future, right?"

Manager Huang became determined after eating the weight: "Young Master Hu, I know that you are giving me face. I always remember that, you see, I will help if I can in the usual affairs, but it is really impossible to check the monitoring. The customer trusts us and we are here. Consumption, if you really want to come here, if you talk about the monitoring, you can turn to the monitoring, you don’t feel at ease when you’re spending here, right?”

Hu Erjie spit all over the place: "Otherwise, I'll just watch..." He raised his hand to look at his watch, pondering the time, "I just look at the monitor in the men's room on the fifth floor 15 minutes ago, okay? He changed his routine, "My buddy went to the toilet, and his things fell into it, and he said he wanted to go back to look for it, but it turned out that someone had already fucking taken it away. Manager Huang, maybe this is someone under your command." Hands and feet are not clean. I took our things today. At least we got to know each other for a while. Say?"

Brother Xu, who had just entered the manager's office, after listening to these words, deeply felt that maybe he had really underestimated Xu Ziti's friends and friends. Seeing that Hu Erjie boasted without drafting, threatened and threatened, and spoke without smacking Ba's appearance is much higher than that of coaxing his baby brother to play video clubs. He has successfully transformed from a school hooligan to a shameless second-generation ancestor.Brother Xu couldn’t help feeling relieved in his heart, it’s better to be his own child, if you say confinement, you will be confinement, after listening to the training, you will go back to your room to sleep with a small pillow, and you can eat whatever you want, and you don’t want to go on a hunger strike. Very obedient.But his obedient younger brother managed to escape from prison with the help of his mother after being locked up for two days. When he thought of his younger brother who was bullied and would only go home and cry at him, he didn’t know where he was locked up. Brother Xu was particularly upset when he was beaten.

When Manager Huang saw Big Brother Xu, he stood up and hurriedly greeted him: "Boss Xu, why are you..." He suddenly became startled, turned his head to look at Hu Erjie, and then looked at him again, "Is it yours?"

Xu Zixiao said calmly, "Yes."

Manager Huang thought about it for about a second, then flipped his hand: "Adjust the monitoring!"

Ji Bowang has been here for so many years, even if he called Xu Ziti once at three o'clock last night, he still opened his eyes on time after five o'clock.The curtains in the bedroom were half-covered, facing east, and a gap across the sky was torn in the blue-purple dark curtain on the east side, and some gray and old shabby wadding was stuffed in.

Ji Bowang first tested the temperature, found that he had controlled it, and kissed the child's forehead in satisfaction.Xu Ziti is still the same as before, with no worries in his heart, once he falls asleep, he won't wake up easily, and now he was kissed, even if he was fighting with him last night, he didn't touch anything, and now he still sticks to it regardless of the past. In the past, it was pressed and gnawed again.Ji Bowang didn't want to wake him up, he got out of bed, washed himself, and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

Halfway through, his mother called him and asked him to come over at noon, and asked him to come over to be a special car driver, and the reward was to invite him to watch a play.Ji Bowang also convinced his wife to be so rowdy, and said: "You can't even watch the plays at home, so you still want to go out to watch them?" His old mother smiled on the other side: "Who wants to watch their plays, I don't want to see them." Go join in the fun. You must come here at noon today, the ticket was given by one of my mother's high school classmates, and the boxes are all reserved."

Ji Bowang hummed, he felt that he understood his wife's plan, clamped the mobile phone on his shoulder, held the handle of the pot with one hand, and poured the beaten eggs into the pot with the other hand, as soon as the egg liquid came into contact with the hot oil , with a stabbing sound, it was bubbling again, and white smoke was coming out again.Hearing the movement, his old lady hurriedly asked: "Are you cooking? When did you learn to cook? How come I don't know?"

Ji Bowang immediately said, "Yes, I'm cooking. I'll pick you up at home at noon today." Then Ma Liu picked up the phone.He looked in the direction of the bedroom. When he came out of the wash just now, he deliberately pushed the bedroom door open. Now the porridge is gurgling in the pot, and there is a sticky and sweet rice fragrance in the kitchen. As soon as the smell of the eggs thickened, Xu Ziti couldn't sleep on the bed anymore. He squinted his eyes, looking for the scent, and wandered out of the bedroom.

Xu Ziti didn't eat anything last night. He just drank a glass of high-grade white wine and fell asleep overnight. He didn't think there was anything wrong, but suddenly smelled the smell of rice and vegetables, and suddenly felt his stomach was on fire.He cried excessively last night, his eyes were swollen and his eyes were sore when he opened his eyes.After barely opening it, he glanced over and saw Ji Bowang standing behind the kitchen bar, his sleeves piled up to his elbows, his shirt buttons were not neatly buttoned, and his hair was slightly messed up. The half window behind him was open, and the white curtains were fluttering. Standing tall and straight in the morning light, it is full of home atmosphere.With a pot handle in one hand and a shovel in the other, when he heard the sound, he looked over and said to him, "Are you hungry? Go brush your teeth."

Xu Ziti was still not clear-headed, so he was so easily seduced, he stared at Ji Bowang in a daze.The light is finely applied to every inch of the exposed wheat-colored skin of this person, whether it is the forearm or the chest, there is a healthy beauty with undulating muscles. Even though there is no smile on the face when talking, the affinity is almost out of the table.Xu Ziti hesitated for less than a second, then waved the white flag in a dizzy moment, and went to the bathroom bouncing.

Ji Bowang in the kitchen heaved a sigh of relief. He turned his body slightly, carefully examined his appearance through the reflection of the bright and clean glass, hooked his little finger, and pushed down the hair behind his ear a little. , covering half of the ears fluffy.

...You are enough, Young Master Ji who looks like a dog.

After eating, Xu Ziti hugged his bulging stomach, and Ji Bowang diligently carried a table of dishes into the kitchen, followed by the sound of water colliding with porcelain.He moved to the door of the kitchen, pulled the door frame, leaned half his body in: "I'm going home."

The cheerful sound of washing dishes stopped abruptly, everything around became quiet, and the white noise made by some unknown machine just now disappeared without a trace. The house of less than 180 square meters was suddenly immersed in an unspeakable In silence.

Ji Bowang shook his hands, he didn't wear an apron, water was splashed on the shirt in front of him while washing the dishes, the wind leaked in through the half-open window, the cloth was wet against his abdomen, Xu Ziti suddenly felt a little cold.

Ji Bowang turned to look at him, and said, "Wait a little longer, I'll be leaving right away, and see you off on the way."

Xu Ziti, who was mentally prepared to accept the refusal and maybe even tortured his body, was unbelievable at first, and then suppressed his joy, Zhengyan said calmly: "Okay, okay."

Then he happily went back to the bedroom, took out his coat and put it on.

…Student Xu Ziti, you are waving a taxi when you go downstairs, and the door key is placed in a small bowl, why didn’t you think of leaving by yourself.

This is the coping plan that Ji Bowang summed up after mastering all Xu Ziti's psychological dynamics, and after in-depth analysis of this person's "holding and regressing" and "eating soft rather than hard" personality. So far, everything is progressing perfectly. .

If brother Xu could be as aggressive as Ji Bowang in chasing after someone, maybe Xu Ziti would stay at home obediently after breakfast and watch TV with his wife.I have to say, to order tofu in brine, one thing is one thing, the words of the ancestors have never been missed.

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