Sour brine and soft tofu

When they reached the downstairs of the dormitory, both of them were sweating, and both of them involuntarily breathed a sigh of relief secretly.

Xu Ziti felt embarrassed. Except for his own family members, he had never pestered anyone so shamelessly. Even Hu Erjie had never been ruined by this trick. Today, he used it on a classmate who just got his name.

Ji Bowang was deeply tormented, and he was not ignorant of human affairs. To put it bluntly, he was a vigorous young man, and the person he cared about was close to his flesh, entangled with his breath, and walked all the way twisting and turning. , not to mention anything else, just rubbing back and forth in his arms can make him angry.He held back all the way, because he was afraid that if he couldn't hold back, he would make a fool of himself, and it would be difficult for him to ask someone to meet in the future.Fortunately, he held back, and he never showed much expression on his face. When the night came, he didn't show any clues. If he really wanted to say, his voice was a little hoarse, but it wasn't a big problem.He asked, "Which floor is your dormitory?"

The corner of Xu Ziti's mouth twitched. This building has seven floors in total. Fortunately, he was on the sixth floor. Even if it wasn't the seventh floor, it would be the same.Uncle Ji looked at it for a moment, not knowing whether God was helping him or hurting him, he stretched out his hand: "I'll carry you up, so that I can go back quickly."

Xu Ziti: "..." He really didn't want to bother this person anymore, he had a hunch that he had already been helped here, if he really resisted, it would not be a human relationship that can be resolved with one meal or two meals up.But people are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves. Between the two options of "jumping up to the sixth floor with one foot" or "being helped up by others", he decisively stretched out two paws: "Come on."

Ji Bowang: "..."

He took a step forward and squatted in front of the child: "Come up."

Xu Ziti pretended to cry in his heart, and rushed forward with cheers.

Ji Bowang's footsteps were steady, Xu Ziti put his hands on his shoulders, and felt that his hands were hard to the touch. It didn't seem like a high school student could have a body shape. It could be seen that he had spent a lot of time in the gym.Xu Ziti's building is a new building. The advantage is that there are many people in the room and the stairs are wide. The only disadvantage is that there is no hot water room downstairs, and you have to walk a long way to get hot water... As a result, Xu Ziti was harmed on the first day.

The two of them carried an Arhat on the back of each other on the stairs, and everyone they saw dodged to give way, and the process of going upstairs was very fast.Xu Ziti swiped his card, and tried his best to invite Ji Bowang to go in for a glass of water. He said, but kept moving his hands, dragging and pulling him into the dormitory.There are only four people in this dormitory, and the conditions are very good. There are two people, Xu Ziti, who have not met in the whole day when they go to bed or desk, but the beds that are still empty in the morning are neatly facing the bedding in the afternoon.There is another one I haven't seen before, but I've already nestled in a chair and previewed the new book. When I heard the movement, I looked up, with a fair face, wearing a pair of glasses, and my whole body was filled with the aura of a schoolmaster who was about to come out.

Xu Ziti saw him, and greeted him with a smile: "Hey, Ren Hui, you're here."

Ren Hui: "I didn't go out this afternoon. What happened to your feet?"

Xu Ziti smiled and said, "It's okay, the water is hot." He dragged Ji Bowang to sit on the chair under his bed, and after walking around, he found that the water dispenser in the dormitory hadn't been installed yet. Fortunately, he set off to stuff a bottle of drink in his schoolbag, There are also some snacks, and Quan Xiaojing Ji Bowang brought them here at this time.

Ji Bowang held it, but didn't move. He looked around in the dormitory, and finally landed on Xu Ziti's empty bed.The child was leaning on the table under the bed, with short black hair standing up in a mess, smiling very lovingly at himself.Ji Bowang began to feel his heart ache again because of his stupidity: "Where's your quilt?"

"Oh... oh!" He yelled, and pulled out a set of quilts issued by the school from under the table, "I'm going to get it again at night."

Ji Bowang was eager to show his hospitality. He unscrewed the drink, put it in the child's hand, took the bag himself, and said, "Go and wash your feet with cold water."

Xu Ziti was so moved that he almost burst into tears.

Ren Hui brought the burn ointment and cotton swabs, sat on the side, looked at it for a while, and said, "It's not very serious, but it's a little swollen, and basically it will be healed tomorrow."

Xu Ziti responded, and Ren Hui sat in his seat again and read the book again.His attitude towards reading is very serious, holding the book in the palm of his hand, it takes a long time to turn a page, and the book is honestly put on the cover.Xu Ziti glanced at it, but couldn't see what the pattern inside the book cover was, but he was stunned by the tragic collection of graphics on it, thinking that he had finally got rid of social dregs like Hu Erjie and ushered in the first step on the road of life and learning. A clear stream.

Before Ji Bowang finished making the bed and came down, the door of the dormitory was knocked open. The guy who rushed in first was tall and thin, and deftly dodged the hand of the man behind him like a live fish, and rushed to the toilet excitedly. , the one at the back could only be attached to the frosted door on the upper part of the toilet, screaming miserably: "Yu Shangjie, you fucking fell into the toilet!"

Xu Ziti felt that the two people had exactly the same appearance, and felt a little deja vu, so he took a closer look, huh!Aren't they the twins who were arguing and walking on the road?As a result, the two of them jumped back to the dormitory to grab the toilet after their quarrel. Xu Ziti, who was watching the excitement, was scalded by hot water, and the instep was still swollen like a braised pig's trotter.

Yu Shangjie came out of the toilet, turned around refreshedly, jumped to the center of the dormitory, half-stretched, and stretched out his hands: "My dear comrades in the future, how are you! ()"

Ji Bowang was suddenly curious, if Xu Ziti really stayed in this dormitory, how stupid would he be?He went down the iron stairs that came with the upper bed and lower table. Only then did Yu Shangjie realize that there were actually five people in the dormitory. He quickly stood upright: "Hey, brother, I'm making the bed for your brother."

Xu Ziti: "..."

Ji Bowang pressed Xu Ziti's shoulder: "His feet were scalded by hot water today. If there is something wrong, I have to trouble you to take care of it. Thank you." look.

Ren Hui and Yu Shangjie naturally responded politely, and Ji Bowang rubbed the child's hair: "I'm leaving, call me if you need anything."

Xu Ziti nodded, and sent Ji Bowang away. The last roommate in the toilet came out with a relaxed face. He had the same appearance as Yu Shangjie, and even his personality was almost mentally retarded. He slumped on the chair and let out a long breath: " I have held back for three hours..."

Xu Ziti looked at the roommate in front of him who was obviously good and bad, and suddenly felt very bad.

After everything settled down, Xu Ziti climbed onto the bed and began to report to his brother.

Big Brother Xu waited a full day for a call. He didn't wait for an apology. He waited for the news that his younger brother's feet were scalded by hot water, and he didn't care about his full stomach. If you use vinegar to slip through it” and so on, quickly ask how it is scalded, is there any bubbles, or is the skin broken?

Brother Xu was in a hurry to ask about the injury, his younger brother hung him on purpose, he hesitated and babbled, and turned him around the room in a hurry, wishing he could rush to the school and hug the little brat's feet to see clearly, he was in a hurry : "What does the driver do to eat! They say they want him to go to school to help you tidy up, how can he still burn you!"

Xu Ziti waited for his brother's words, and he said, "The driver's wife came to my aunt today to ask for leave. I wanted you to bring me here, but I couldn't see you before I spoke."

Brother Xu was choked up by the words, and shouted hoarsely: "He is a man! My wife is here to be my aunt! Why is he asking for leave!"

Xu Ziti: "It can only be seen that people have a strong sense of responsibility and mission for the family, and they care about every family member."

Brother Xu opened his mouth to say something, but stopped suddenly.He now understands that this bastard is waiting for him here, and if he is really hooked, he doesn't know how to behave over there, what will happen next, hug and hold high, and he can't give him what he wants .He figured out the smell, if this kid's feet were really scalded by hot water, he would have called and yelled, how could he wait until now to talk to himself, and talk to him about what is it? A driver's correct values ​​and professional ethics.So he settled down, cleared his throat, lowered his tone, and said slowly: "Oh, then when you come to your aunt, brother will also ask for leave to accompany you."

Xu Ziti rolled his eyes at his brother's choking.

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Xu Ziti had a good impression of the classmate who helped him enthusiastically, so he rushed to Class 21 to look for the living Lei Feng, but was told that there was no Ji in Class 21.Xu Ziti thought about it for a while, and thought that he might be a sophomore or a senior in high school. After all, the head still has muscles on it. How can a kid who just finished his high school entrance examination have such a good body shape.He secretly ran to the second and third grades of high school, but there was still no result.

Yu Shangjie analyzed it with his own brain: "Maybe he is hiding from you and refuses to see you, because he is afraid that you will repay your kindness and promise him with your body!"

Xu Ziti nodded steadily. Sure enough, Comrade Yu Shangjie's analysis with his own brain is equivalent to no analysis, because he has no brain at all!

Ren Hui said: "I think he may not be a student, and even if he is a student, he is not from our school. It was [-] o'clock in the evening when he left the dormitory, and the evening self-study started. Our school is famous for being strict, especially the Evening self-study, every class has a teacher wandering outside, if he is late, he will definitely die."

Yu Shangjie and his twin brother Yu Shangyou looked at each other, and in their eyes was a bitterness that only twins who have been around for more than ten years can understand.

Ren Hui said, "Hey, didn't he tell you his phone number before?"

Xu Ziti shook his head, and said weakly: "I can't remember, it's all stored in my phone. Besides, even if I have a number, it's useless. Who can keep their phone with me? They've all been confiscated. .Sudden attacks every three days, it’s only been a few days since school started, how many times have they checked? I don’t dare to go to the bathroom now, because I’m afraid they will suddenly rush in and I won’t be able to lift my pants in time.”

Yu Shangjie enviously said: "The girls' dormitory is much better...I heard that they kept all the snacks. Fuck me, I bought so many things, none of them got into my mouth."

Yu Shangyou will definitely come out to scold his brother at this time: "Well, who told you to put things directly on the table, check the sanitation and check if they are unqualified, and throw your things away."

Xu Ziti was very melancholy, and finally got to know a good revolutionary comrade, blink of an eye, damn it, even the shadow is gone.

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