[network distribution] landscape

Although Gu Jing didn't say anything out of Du Feng's mouth, he still had to give a birthday gift. As for what to give, Gu Jing decided to ask Ye Luo, who has the same attribute as Du Feng, after all, they must have something in common. .

Scenery: what do you like?

Network attack: You ask me what I like? ?

Network attack: Do you want to give me a gift? ?

Network big general attack: happy! !

Network attack: But my birthday is not this time!

Views: No.Du Feng's birthday.

Luoluo: Ask me what I like on his birthday→＿→

Scenery: You have the same attributes.

Network attack:? ?But I suffer.

Then your attribute really doesn't match your ID!And Du Feng just accepted it!if not!I'm attacking!

Scenery: Hmm.I know.

Network attack: Fuck!You don't think you're a gong, do you?ヾ(｀Д) Du Feng didn't deal with you? !

What do you mean! !Gu Jing gritted his teeth unconvinced, Master is attacking!Pure attack!

Scenery: I am Gong.

Network big general attack: You have to get it, you are the general attack, the big general attack.

Network attack: So you asked me what I like and you just want me to help choose a gift for Du Feng?

if not?Gu Jing raised his eyebrows and nodded.

Network attack: You are the best gift if you take off your clothes and lie on the bed.

Scenery: I am Gong.

They all said I was attacking!Ye Luo, you little shou who is oppressed by thousands of people!

Luoluo: Gong can also take off his clothes, a coming-of-age gift~

Ye Luo refused to admit that he made this suggestion because he felt that Gu Jing's serious tone of saying 'I'm Gong' was not pleasing to the eye.

Scenery: I have a cold.

Luoluo: Then give it to TT for future use.

View: That's what I use.

Ye Luo smiled and said nothing, waiting for the scene to be slapped in the face.

Luoluo: Then what do you want to give?

Scenery: You buy with me.

Network: when?

Views: now.

Luoluo: Why don't you ask me if I have time today? !

Viewpoint: You're single.

Ye Luo didn't want to talk, who said I'm single now!And who said that being single must have time, hey!

Gu Jing and Ye Luo made an appointment to meet at the shopping center in the city center. The two of them are usually not willing to go out. Ye Luo often attends comic exhibitions and so on, but he is more familiar with the road conditions than Gu Jing, but when he arrived at the shopping center, he was still confused. .

The street is either lovers or girlfriends, the combination of their two big men is pitiful, and Ye Luo is the beautiful and outstanding kind, which makes Gu Jing, who looks gentle, also catches the attention, and the girls passing by occasionally have two He looked at them blindly, still whispering something.

"Those two boys are definitely a couple! Judging from my years of intuition!"

"That beautiful one is Shou! The monstrous Shou! How can such a beautiful man be with such a retarded mother!"

"That gentle one doesn't look like Gong!"

"It must be the girlfriends group! Shoushou, my God, Lu! It's super sweet!"

……

"I want to go back." Ye Luo was very unhappy. Although he was also rotten, why was he so unhappy when he was yelled at after being bent over?Why did he have to accept it!Although he did suffer!

Gu Jing's brows were tightly frowned, obviously he also felt that it was not good to be yelled at like this, since he was obviously attacking!But Gu Jing still held back Ye Luo: "No."

Ye Luo helplessly walked around with Gu Jing two or three times: "My dear, what do you want to buy?"

"I don't know..." If only I knew what to buy!Do I still have to drag you out? !Gu Jing drooped his head, he was such a failure as a small shou, he didn't even know what to give for his shou's birthday present.

"Do you know what Du Feng likes?" Ye Luo patted Gu Jing's drooping head.

"I."

Are you showing full marks for your love skills! !Ye Luo felt that she was inexplicably shown: "What else?"

"Rolls-Royce Phantom, Swiss watches, Fendi leather shoes..." Gu Jing recited it like a formula.

"Stop!" Ye Luo made a stop gesture: "Did you memorize the luxury brand or what?"

Gu Jing was silent.

"Did you drag me out because you couldn't afford anything?" Ye Luo rubbed her head helplessly.

"I want to be a business partner." Gu Jing said suddenly.

Ye Luo looked at him in surprise: "Didn't you say you were lazy?"

"I can make money." Gu Jing felt that he couldn't go on like this. Du Feng was never short of his money, but he didn't want to use it.Not for any reason, just because he is a man and cannot just be raised like this.This time for Du Feng's birthday, he thought about what Du Feng liked. His small coffers were not enough at all, and he couldn't be kept like this.

Ye Luo had the illusion that my daughter was just growing up, and he looked at Gu Jing with relief: "My good boy, have you finally discarded the idea that Du Feng was rich when you were in college and started to forge ahead?"

Fuck!Ye Luo, shut up!That is black history!The dark history of Chiguoguo!Wasn't it the right idea to want to be a rice bug before graduation? !Don't talk and say that today's theme is not buying gifts!Gu Jing glared at Ye Luo with dissatisfaction: "Buy a gift!"

"Yes, yes, buy gifts." Ye Luo spread her hands helplessly.

It so happened that two girls passed by, "Pampering Loyal Dog Gong x Tsundere Queen Shou!!"

Gu Jing: "..." Labor and management are attacking!

Ye Luo suddenly felt that it was not bad to be yy, at least it was attacked, wasn't it!

The two of them wandered around for a long time but still couldn't think of what to buy. They couldn't afford expensive clothes and belts, and couldn't give away cheap ones. Du Feng didn't need any decorations. Finally, Gu Jing came to the sex toys section under Ye Luo's instigation. .

"Can you buy the chocolate flavor? I still like the chocolate flavor."

"There is still a taste?" Gu Jing was a little surprised: "Can you eat it?"

"You can eat your head, you won't even smell it, okay?" Ye Luo knocked Gu Jing's head.

"Then why is there a taste?" Gu Jing blushed a lot and was very unhappy.He has a taste to blame me!Taste taste!Focus on one mouth!

"I don't know..." Ye Luo spread her hands, "Anyway, I just like chocolate flavor?"

"Have you used it?" Gu Jing looked at him curiously.

"..." Ye Luo touched her nose, I haven't used it but I have experienced it, but no matter how thick-skinned Ye Luo is, she didn't say it.

But because Gu Jing has no experience in this field, he still listened to Ye Luo's experience, and reached out to get the medium size.

"You're so young?" Ye Luo winked at Gu Jing, her tone couldn't be beaten anymore.

Gu Jing stared and turned to take the large size one, "I didn't check the size just now, this is it."

Ye Luo smiled happily, Gu Jing was very upset seeing Ye Luo smiling, turned around and was about to pay the bill, Ye Luo conveniently threw a bottle of lubricating oil into it, "It will hurt without this."

The two of them finished shopping and had a casual meal before they were about to separate. When they parted, Ye Luo looked at Gu Jing with a smirk on her face: "Come on, Gu Xiaojing, tell me again that you are a gong."

Gu Jing raised his eyebrows, what does Yo Ho mean?Of course the Lord is Gong, he looked at Ye Luo and said firmly, "I, yes, Gong."

Ye Luo smiled at him and said nothing, waiting for Gu Jing to be slapped in the face.

The author has something to say:

Waiting for Gu Jing to be slapped in the face:) Ye Luo came out to play soy sauce again www everyone can go to Xinkeng next door to watch Ye Luo Xiaoshou w [Network + entertainment circle] It must be my wrong way of hooking up.