[JOJO] They all say that there is no such disease as juvenile dementia!

With help, Okuyasu and I, the three of us are following Koichi.We found out that Kang Yi is dating beautiful girls!Don't get me wrong, first of all I'm definitely not a stalker, I don't understand the other two.

"Ah~ Kang Yi has a girl chasing him, damn it! I'm so envious!" Yitai shed tears of envy.

"No, Yitai, there's no need to cry, right?"

I raised my eyebrows and said, "That's right, I also have a boyfriend, don't you think it's normal?"

"Could you be the same as Kang Yi! I'd be surprised if Lixi doesn't have a boyfriend!"

"Don't say that about Kang Yi..."

Originally they planned to hide behind the billboard to peek, but I waved my hand and said: Of course watching the show is only interesting if you watch it in the VIP.

"Oh...the cappuccino in this shop is really delicious." Josuke burped while holding the coffee.

Yiyasu talked about how bad boys could eat strawberry cake, and swept away the cream on the plate.

I rolled my eyes and said, "Then trouble the delinquent boy to return my strawberry cake."

"It's so despicable! How can you return the food you invited someone to eat!" said Yitai, protecting his schoolbag.

"I ordered chocolate flavored ones for you two, you can finish mine before it's served..."

"what!!!"

I quickly stood up and covered the mouths of the two of them: "Do you want Kang Yi to catch us on the spot and follow him!"

Jousuke and Okuyasu shook their heads desperately, I let go of their mouths and said, "Then be careful, otherwise there will be rumors in the school in the future, and others will say that we are perverted to follow the trio."

Jousuke said with a look of disbelief; "How could it be such an exaggeration..."

"Did you forget that they said that Yitai is your fan? Also, they said that you and Yitai combed your hair together... that I am on the same boat, and even that my girl takes everything..." , I told Jousuke the legend of our school with my fingers.

Yitai opened his mouth wide in surprise: "No way! I haven't even heard of it."

"You look like you beat anyone who talks to you. Does anyone dare to tell you?"

Jousuke raised his chin and asked me, "No, then how do you know? You have friends in class other than us."

I smiled mysteriously: "I have superpowers~"

"What's that?" Okuyasu scratched his head and asked me.

"I must have fooled you." Jousuke took a sip of coffee nonchalantly.

I took out a few dollars from my pocket and said, "Money... Money ability."

Jousuke and Okuyasu stared into their eyes, "Oh oh oh!"

"I didn't expect Lixi to have so much pocket money, it's all in US dollars."

"That's right, I'm so envious." Yitai looked at me adoringly.

Looking at the eyes of the two of them as if looking at idols, I felt as if the tip of my nose was raised.

I waved my hand proudly and said, "How could this be my pocket money..."

"Cut~"×2

"Don't be snobbish!!", I jumped at the case: "My collection...my pocket money is directly swiped by card, and I never have to care about the amount!"

Jousuke once again said: If you have any difficulties, find Dongfang Jousuke!

This stinky brat, who did he learn this character from?

(Joseph: Ah Chirp!)

Yitai asked me about his brother. Although I don't know what Hongcun Xingzhao is doing now, anyway, he must be working in the assassination team. Yesterday Iluso also posted Holmaggio in the group A group photo with the Evil Squadron, the background of the photo is Hongcun Xingzhao's serious face.

So I said to Yitai: "Your brother is doing well, and he has kind teammates abroad to take care of him."

"Then I'm relieved. My elder brother told me that he works in the model team. I was worried that he would not be able to adapt to the lack of a hand."

"..."

Why is the assassination team so model-like? ? ?

At this point we have forgotten the original purpose of this coffee shop, just chatting together like this, I found that chatting with high school students is still very happy, except that we must pay attention not to say anything about dead people.

"What the hell! Do you love me or don't love me!"

Angry questioning interrupted our friendly communication. I peeked at Kang Yi through the glass, and there was a very beautiful girl sitting opposite him, her girlish hair was standing on end.

Jousuke said in horror, "No way! This woman is so scary!"

"That's right, it seems like I'm going to eat Kang Yi!" Yitai also swallowed his saliva in agreement.

"Have it?"

"Absolutely! Look at Kang Yi's fright!"

"That's right! The feeling of envying him suddenly flew away."

"I suddenly thought of something."

Jousuke asked me curiously, "What's the matter?"

"If Kang Yi refuses to agree to her, will she use force?"

"Oh~ If you say that, I think it's possible." Yitai agreed.

We decide to pretend not to know about his confession in front of Kang-il, lest he know that the three of them are following him.

Kang Yi who was drinking Coke suddenly exclaimed, and then spat out a bunch of hair, the Coke in front of him was actually full of hair!

Yitai stroked his chin and said, "Is it a stand-in messenger?"

"The double messenger and the double messenger will attract each other..." Josuke said thoughtfully.

"Is it possible to ask their boss to come and compensate for this situation?" I looked at Kang Yi's Coke and said.

Jousuke held my head: "This is not the time to talk about such things! Please don't jump the channel!"

"Sorry……"

I was going to throw out the trash during recess, and recently there were more love letters in the drawer. I had already seriously responded that I had a boyfriend, but a girl actually asked me if I wanted a girlfriend? ?Now high school students are too brave to courtship, right?

I passed by Yukako Yamagishi, and she warned me with unkind eyes: Stay away from Koichi!

"...", so she is possessive and coquettish?Do I look close to Kang Yi?I really don't understand these teenage girls.

"what---"

A girl screamed from the direction of the garbage dump. I ran over and found that the squad leader's hair was on fire. She wanted to ask for help, but her mouth was tangled up in her hair.I quickly peeled the bucket to my hand and poured it on the squad leader's head.

"How are you, monitor?", I put the uniform jacket on the monitor's head.

"Ah, I... I'm fine, thank you."

I smiled and hugged the monitor and said, "Just put on the coat first, and go home and change, it's all soaked."

"Oh... oh good."

Seeing the squad leader walking back with a smile, he should be fine.

"Oh~ Lixi is always nice to girls." Okuyasu, who arrived a little later, winked at me.

"It should be."

Jousuke crossed his arms and said, "That Yukako Yamagishi is indeed the stand-in messenger."

"Yes, she told me to stay away from Kang Yi."

"No way! It's so scary!"

"Really, I'm afraid she will come to my house tonight and kill me."

"!!!"

After school, Koichi really came to complain to us. He said that he would reject Yuhuako immediately and resolutely, and let Yuhuako know that he didn't like her.

Jousuke shook his head and said, "Kangichi, if you say that, you will be finished. If you say that, you will add fuel to her fire, and she will follow her hard."

"Yes, maybe she will go to your house to kill you tonight."

"Hey hey hey! Is...is that so?"

"Lixi! Don't keep saying that Hanako kills people!" Jousuke patted the back of my head.

"Feel sorry."

Jousuke continued, "Now you should think about how not to be resented by her."

"But how..."

"As long as she thinks you are a super-rotten, boring man, you have to deliberately destroy your image in front of her!"

Yitai suddenly realized: "Oh! So that's how it is, you are so smart, thanks for your help."

I also admired and said: "Jousuke, you are so good at it!"

"No way, Lixi should understand it too!" Jousuke said, pointing at me.

I waved my hand: "No, I have always been in love with Proxiet, and I have never been with anyone else."

"Oh! Is that so?"

"Yeah, he suits me very well...there's no need to find someone else."

Mainly because besides him, I basically forget who everyone else is the next day.

Then we discussed how to make Yuhanako hate Koichi, and Josuke asked me what kind of man I hated.

"Well... a drug dealer."

Yitai patted his thigh and said, "Do you want Kang Yi to become a drug dealer?"

"How is that possible! Okuyasu, you have a problem with your brain!" Jousuke patted Okuyasu on the head and continued to ask me: "It's not that kind, it's the kind of love or something that you usually hate, the type you hate."

"Is that so..."

I thought about the people I knew before, who do I hate?

"Oh! Drive a convertible."

"Ah, why?" Okuyasu asked me curiously.

"Because convertibles are easy to mess up your hairstyle.", it's just a good time to blacken Jiaqiu, cool!

Josuke raised his forehead: "Forget it, asking Lixi is equivalent to not asking, let me just say it directly. Girls generally hate boys with Oedipus complex and dirty, right?"

"No! My mother will be in danger."

"That's right, she's going to kill Kang Yi's mother tonight."

"Lixi, stop talking about Yuhanako killing people!"

"Ok."

Yitai said: "Then be a dirty man!"

"I'll take you to the nightclub, I have a VIP."

"It's not that dirty!!! Lixi, stop talking!"

"Sorry."

In the end they decided to let Kang Yi be an "unmanly person".

I asked, "Why don't you let one of you and Koichi pretend to be a couple, so that Yukako will be even more disillusioned?"

"No, I don't want to be disillusioned myself." Jousuke waved his hand indifferently.

"Me too, I can't take away the only advantage."

I asked Yitai: "What is your only advantage?"

"I like women."

"..."

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Lixi: What kind of advantage is liking women! ! ! !