[JOJO] They all say that there is no such disease as juvenile dementia!

I strongly requested to move to a place close to the school, otherwise I would have to get up a lot earlier for class every day, and Proxiet also felt that it was not safe for me to live in the same hotel as that "starfish man", so I moved to an apartment nearby.

Proshut and I were still empty-handed, and Bessie went upstairs with my luggage, tidying up the new apartment by the way.Next, I plan to go to Jousuke and ask him to take me to a supermarket or something, of course I will be with Prosciutto.

"Do you want Bessie together?"

Bessie shook her head and said, "No, I don't want to go out, sister-in-law and brother-in-law go."

"Then you take care of the house." Proxiet put his arms around my waist and left without looking back.

Jousuke’s house is not far from my apartment, just across an alley. Proshut said that these Japanese people actually live in single-family villas.It seems that he has a lot of resentment towards Japan.

After I rang the doorbell, there were panicked footsteps, shouts from men, and the sound of glass bottles breaking.

"Have burglars broken into your classmate's house?" Proxiet asked me, frowning.

"Maybe?"

I hammered on the door three more times and said, "Hey! Jousuke, what happened?"

Jousuke opened the door, holding a glass bottle in his hand, sweating profusely and short of breath, a voice of inquiry came from inside.

"Jousuke, do you have any guests?" It was a grandfather's voice.

Instead of letting me in, Jousuke closed the door behind his back and went outside to talk to me.

"Lixi... who is this?"

"My boyfriend, Prosciutto."

"Pronto," Prosciutto greeted in Italian.

Jousuke also imitated Prosciutto's pronunciation and spoke non-standard Italian, unexpectedly cute, he...

Jousuke scratched his head and said, "Although Proxieter looks like an incredible person, he is inexplicably compatible with Lixi."

Because I am also his kind of amazing person.

I let go of Proxiet's hand and said to Jousuke, "What happened to your house just now? It sounds a bit tricky."

"Ah, it's really nothing, but my grandfather was almost attacked by the stand-in last time. Fortunately, you knocked on the door and I came out, otherwise it would have been terrible." Jousuke said and shook the bottle in his hand.

Is this nothing?

Proshut's eyes signaled me to translate it for him, because he only understood Proshut in Jousuke's first sentence, so I roughly recounted what Jousuke said.

"This kid is quite classy." Proxiu said, smoking a cigarette.

"I said so much and you remember the first sentence?"

"Hmmmm~"

Jousuke asked me hesitantly: "Lixi... well, does your boyfriend know about the double? The body of the double may be nearby, and it will be very dangerous."

Oh yes, that person is really dangerous around here. He may turn into a centenarian at any time and spit out blades. In the end, he will repent his whole life in the hell on earth where he cannot survive but die.

However, there is no need to expose Proxiet's double, so I didn't tell Jousuke that Proxiute is the emissary of the substitute. I only said that Proxiute had learned fighting, and there was no problem in self-protection.

I took the bottle from Assistant Zhan and carefully checked the substitute inside, and said, "This kind of long-distance substitute messenger may not be nearby...not all substitutes have to be close."

Bessie's Beach Boy can fly 30 meters, and Prosut's heroic success is more than 20 meters... Risut's attack range is also very wide.

"That's it! It's not impossible to catch him... This kind of guy who attacked my family is unforgivable!" Jousuke's plane's nose was erected.

I picked up the bottle and looked at the sunlight, through which I could clearly see the double.Isn't this the slug who spoke harshly to me at the convenience store earlier?I couldn't find it, so I ran to find Jousuke...

Prosciut rested his chin on my shoulder and said, "What's the use of this paramecium-like double?"

"He said before that he would not let me go."

"Oh, then you really have to see for yourself what use he is."

Jousuke looked at me with puzzled eyes, and I explained to him: "Proxiet said it is despicable to attack family members, we should help you."

"Thank you!" Jousuke bowed while supporting the nose of the plane.

"fine."

In fact, we often attack other people's family members... Jousuke is such a pure and good boy.

Just as we were making our plans, a person that Proxieter least wanted to meet—"Sea Star Man" came.

I'm sure that besides Bugarati, Prosciut hates this "starfish man" the most. There is no other reason except that he is taller than him.

Dongfang Jousuke warmly invited us to talk at his home, I mean - his room in his home.Three big men and I squeezed into the room, and the room looked a bit shabby all of a sudden.

"This is Mr. Jotaro, a relative of mine."

It can be seen that the genetics are quite obvious.

"Hi, this is Proxiet, my boyfriend, I think we've already met."

"Yah ah ah."

Josuke approached my ear and asked, "Lixi and Jotaro-san know each other?"

"It's not acquaintance, but I accidentally fished his pet out of the sea."

"Hey!! Can pets be kept in the sea?"

"Ask him yourself."

"never mind……"

Proxieter suddenly approached me, he slapped Jousuke on the face and said, "You brat, don't talk so close."

"What did he say?" Jousuke asked me.

"Say your skin is good."

"..."

I approached Proxiet silently, and my body touched him.

Amidst Jotaro's babbling, they began to discuss how to lure the main body to appear and so on. As for why I didn't participate?Because I think there's a very simple way to handle this.

Jotaro glanced at me and asked, "Do you have a solution?"

"Have."

"Then what are we talking about?" Jousuke muttered.

"Increase the movement of brain cells." Proxiet and I stood up together and said, "If you don't use your brain much, you will easily get stressed."

"???"

Of course, the method I mentioned doesn’t require brains at all. I don’t know why they think so complicated. Anyway, if you want to precisely control the actions of the substitute, can the main body be as far as hundreds of meters away?It would be better to attack the substitute directly.

I asked them to stand in a row, with a distance of five meters between each person. I stood in the middle, shaking the water bottle as I walked, and at this time, to see who performed seasickness and vomiting on land, who was the real body.

"Ouch--vomit--"

Look, isn't this coming out?

I watched with relish the guy named Angelo talking back to Jousuke, and then Angelo happily told us about the mastermind behind the scenes. He could speak harshly when he was surrounded by four people. Not to mention admiring your IQ, Angelo.

Jotaro watched Jousuke embed Angelo into the rock, touched his hat and said, "Yeah, let's beat the thief."

Watching his performance, I suddenly remembered the story Polnareff told me, and I jokingly said, "You won't be called Kujo Jotaro, will you?"

Jotaro didn't speak.

Sensing the embarrassment of the atmosphere, I resentfully said, "Just kidding..."

"how do you know?"

"???"

The world is so small, do we live in a global village?