"Brother Hormaggio, I beg you! Make a copy for me!", I begged Hormagio by his sleeve.
He had a firm face: "Don't want me to be hated by Jiaqiu! Don't you know that when he gets angry, he even demolishes the house!"
"You promise me, I will reimburse you for your girlfriend's expenses!", I know he has a beautiful girlfriend, and his girlfriend spends a lot of money accordingly, every time he has money, he buys it for his girlfriend I bought it.
Holmaggio snorted disdainfully and said, "I broke up!"
? ? ?Why did we break up!Didn't you say that such a good-looking woman can't be divided even if she sells her iron?
Seeing my confused look, Holmaggio kindly explained: "Do you think everyone is like you and Proxiet? I didn't find her for a few days when I was on a mission, so she went to find someone else."
"..." Proxiet is so kind.
I rolled my eyes and continued to ask: "I'll introduce you to a girlfriend... okay?"
"Ha ha."
"I will pay for the expenses."
"Little Feet"
"...", spineless Hormaggio!
My plan is that Holmaggio will copy the ability to me, and then I can sneak into Jiaqiu's room in the dead of night, but Holmaggio has to watch out for me outside, otherwise the assassination team They are very sensitive.
But I didn't expect my plan to encounter difficulties in the first step.
"Prosciutto."
"Ah."
"Why aren't you sleeping yet?"
"not sleepy."
"...", it was late at night... Proxiet was still touching the computer while he was still in bed.
good!There is no other way, use a beauty trick...Anyway, Proxiet must go to bed now.
"Proxiet...", I patted his thigh on purpose and asked, "Sleep?"
Proxiet pinched his cigarette and asked me, "Are you going to be a dog?"
He still remembers this very well...
He sighed and said, "What the hell are you going to do? You've been doing something since you got back from Meloni."
"Does your intuition even know such a thing?"
"I know more about you."
"...", nothing can be hidden from Proxiet, he has the same intuition as a dog's nose, but I haven't seen him care about me so much before?
Proxiet held down my fidgeting hand, then turned over and straddled my body and leaned close to my neck and said, "If you don't say what you want to do, you won't sleep tonight."
Looking at my shadow in Proxieter's eyes, I knew he was looking at me like this on purpose again!I can only compromise and tell him about Meloni's "□□" incident.
Sorry Meloni...
When he laughed, he breathed in my ears, and I pushed his face away and said, "This must be taken back, otherwise Meloni will definitely be angry... really angry!"
"Indeed." Proxiet was still laughing.
"Don't laugh at you!"
"Okay." Proxiet was still smiling.
To be honest, if he laughs at me again, I will do it. No one can laugh at me so many times. I am a fearsome existence in the United States.
After agreeing to keep it a secret for me, Proxiet covered the quilt and said, "I'm asleep."
"...", I don't care whether you sleep or not.
In short, the steps to sneak into Jiaqiu's room have been completed now. I squatted in the place near the foot of Jiaqiu's bed. It is impossible for anyone to find this corner.
An hour... passed.
Two hours... passed.
Three hours... passed.
Four hours... passed.
Holmaggio sent a text message asking if I was caught by Gaciu and why I still haven't come out. "Fucking he's been playing with the computer all the time." I was so angry that the keys on my phone were about to be crushed.
Jiaqiu was sitting on the soft sofa in front of the bed, holding the computer and playing with something, but it didn't look good, otherwise he wouldn't have bulging veins on his forehead.
"Damn it! I didn't get this pair again! I'm going to kill the guy who got the shoes!" Jiaqiu hammered the computer hard.
The case is solved, and Jiaqiu will kill if he can't grab the shoes.
Then Jiaqiu vented all over the room and kicked the foot of the bed twice, making me fall to the ground in fright.
After a while, Jiaqiu finally stopped moving. I stuck my head out and found that he had taken off his clothes and gone to the bathroom.good chance!Just take the photo now and run!I messaged Hormaggio to make me bigger.
I almost rummaged through Gaccio's clothes and still couldn't find the photo, so I reached into Gaccio's trouser pocket and even into his trousers to see if there was a grid.
Just as I was walking around in a hurry, I saw Jiaqiu's shoes. ...he wouldn't put it under the insole, would he?I checked just in case, so I reached out from the cuff of Gaccio's trousers with my right hand and picked up his shoe.
"Meloni, did you sneak into my room?" Jiaqiu's voice came out from the rushing water.
Obviously he heard my voice, although I don't know how he thought it was Meloni, but in order to escape easily, I took his pants and shoes and walked to the door first, then I turned my head...
"you……"
"!!!", didn't expect Jiaqiu to come out?How is he so fast?
Jiaqiu's face was full of confusion, but it didn't prevent him from being angry: "You bastard! What are you doing!"
Okay, now the scene where I'm holding his pants and shoes is really awkward, but don't panic... run first!
I quickly opened the door, but Hormaggio was lying on the door in an eavesdropping posture, and he fell on top of me as soon as I opened the door.
Jiaqiu rushed over with a bath towel: "You two are working together, right? I'll make you fucking jerky today!"
I hurriedly pushed Holmaggio up, and he was about to get up too. What a coincidence...Gaccio was also grabbing Holmaggio's collar to lift him up.
So Holmaggio lost his balance and stepped on Gacho's foot, and the two of them fell to the ground.
When I got up, I saw the profuse Gaccio and Hormagio who hurriedly picked up the bath towel for Gaccio.I was going to take the opportunity to slip away, but when I turned around, I saw Risut standing beside me and staring blankly.
"Risut..."
"I didn't see it." Risut lowered his head and hurried away.
Jiaqiu's face changed directly from white to black: "You two!!!"
In the end the farce ended with Gaccio breaking half of the stairs and a door, Hormaggio and I sharing the damages, and everyone having to climb up until the stairs were repaired.
The author has something to say:
Lixi: It’s about joint compensation, but I’m actually the one who paid for it, and Gaciona decided that Holmagiona had to introduce a girlfriend… I’m bringing money into the team!
Jiaqiu, who had thrown away the photo a long time ago: go and grab those shoes for me, and this matter will be cancelled.
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??
He had a firm face: "Don't want me to be hated by Jiaqiu! Don't you know that when he gets angry, he even demolishes the house!"
"You promise me, I will reimburse you for your girlfriend's expenses!", I know he has a beautiful girlfriend, and his girlfriend spends a lot of money accordingly, every time he has money, he buys it for his girlfriend I bought it.
Holmaggio snorted disdainfully and said, "I broke up!"
? ? ?Why did we break up!Didn't you say that such a good-looking woman can't be divided even if she sells her iron?
Seeing my confused look, Holmaggio kindly explained: "Do you think everyone is like you and Proxiet? I didn't find her for a few days when I was on a mission, so she went to find someone else."
"..." Proxiet is so kind.
I rolled my eyes and continued to ask: "I'll introduce you to a girlfriend... okay?"
"Ha ha."
"I will pay for the expenses."
"Little Feet"
"...", spineless Hormaggio!
My plan is that Holmaggio will copy the ability to me, and then I can sneak into Jiaqiu's room in the dead of night, but Holmaggio has to watch out for me outside, otherwise the assassination team They are very sensitive.
But I didn't expect my plan to encounter difficulties in the first step.
"Prosciutto."
"Ah."
"Why aren't you sleeping yet?"
"not sleepy."
"...", it was late at night... Proxiet was still touching the computer while he was still in bed.
good!There is no other way, use a beauty trick...Anyway, Proxiet must go to bed now.
"Proxiet...", I patted his thigh on purpose and asked, "Sleep?"
Proxiet pinched his cigarette and asked me, "Are you going to be a dog?"
He still remembers this very well...
He sighed and said, "What the hell are you going to do? You've been doing something since you got back from Meloni."
"Does your intuition even know such a thing?"
"I know more about you."
"...", nothing can be hidden from Proxiet, he has the same intuition as a dog's nose, but I haven't seen him care about me so much before?
Proxiet held down my fidgeting hand, then turned over and straddled my body and leaned close to my neck and said, "If you don't say what you want to do, you won't sleep tonight."
Looking at my shadow in Proxieter's eyes, I knew he was looking at me like this on purpose again!I can only compromise and tell him about Meloni's "□□" incident.
Sorry Meloni...
When he laughed, he breathed in my ears, and I pushed his face away and said, "This must be taken back, otherwise Meloni will definitely be angry... really angry!"
"Indeed." Proxiet was still laughing.
"Don't laugh at you!"
"Okay." Proxiet was still smiling.
To be honest, if he laughs at me again, I will do it. No one can laugh at me so many times. I am a fearsome existence in the United States.
After agreeing to keep it a secret for me, Proxiet covered the quilt and said, "I'm asleep."
"...", I don't care whether you sleep or not.
In short, the steps to sneak into Jiaqiu's room have been completed now. I squatted in the place near the foot of Jiaqiu's bed. It is impossible for anyone to find this corner.
An hour... passed.
Two hours... passed.
Three hours... passed.
Four hours... passed.
Holmaggio sent a text message asking if I was caught by Gaciu and why I still haven't come out. "Fucking he's been playing with the computer all the time." I was so angry that the keys on my phone were about to be crushed.
Jiaqiu was sitting on the soft sofa in front of the bed, holding the computer and playing with something, but it didn't look good, otherwise he wouldn't have bulging veins on his forehead.
"Damn it! I didn't get this pair again! I'm going to kill the guy who got the shoes!" Jiaqiu hammered the computer hard.
The case is solved, and Jiaqiu will kill if he can't grab the shoes.
Then Jiaqiu vented all over the room and kicked the foot of the bed twice, making me fall to the ground in fright.
After a while, Jiaqiu finally stopped moving. I stuck my head out and found that he had taken off his clothes and gone to the bathroom.good chance!Just take the photo now and run!I messaged Hormaggio to make me bigger.
I almost rummaged through Gaccio's clothes and still couldn't find the photo, so I reached into Gaccio's trouser pocket and even into his trousers to see if there was a grid.
Just as I was walking around in a hurry, I saw Jiaqiu's shoes. ...he wouldn't put it under the insole, would he?I checked just in case, so I reached out from the cuff of Gaccio's trousers with my right hand and picked up his shoe.
"Meloni, did you sneak into my room?" Jiaqiu's voice came out from the rushing water.
Obviously he heard my voice, although I don't know how he thought it was Meloni, but in order to escape easily, I took his pants and shoes and walked to the door first, then I turned my head...
"you……"
"!!!", didn't expect Jiaqiu to come out?How is he so fast?
Jiaqiu's face was full of confusion, but it didn't prevent him from being angry: "You bastard! What are you doing!"
Okay, now the scene where I'm holding his pants and shoes is really awkward, but don't panic... run first!
I quickly opened the door, but Hormaggio was lying on the door in an eavesdropping posture, and he fell on top of me as soon as I opened the door.
Jiaqiu rushed over with a bath towel: "You two are working together, right? I'll make you fucking jerky today!"
I hurriedly pushed Holmaggio up, and he was about to get up too. What a coincidence...Gaccio was also grabbing Holmaggio's collar to lift him up.
So Holmaggio lost his balance and stepped on Gacho's foot, and the two of them fell to the ground.
When I got up, I saw the profuse Gaccio and Hormagio who hurriedly picked up the bath towel for Gaccio.I was going to take the opportunity to slip away, but when I turned around, I saw Risut standing beside me and staring blankly.
"Risut..."
"I didn't see it." Risut lowered his head and hurried away.
Jiaqiu's face changed directly from white to black: "You two!!!"
In the end the farce ended with Gaccio breaking half of the stairs and a door, Hormaggio and I sharing the damages, and everyone having to climb up until the stairs were repaired.
The author has something to say:
Lixi: It’s about joint compensation, but I’m actually the one who paid for it, and Gaciona decided that Holmagiona had to introduce a girlfriend… I’m bringing money into the team!
Jiaqiu, who had thrown away the photo a long time ago: go and grab those shoes for me, and this matter will be cancelled.
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