[JOJO] They all say that there is no such disease as juvenile dementia!

In the first week of "losing" my parents, I came to Italy. In fact, I didn't intend to come here, but I forgot the original destination, so I had to buy the nearest flight...I'm really "lucky" (this It's fate).

But as soon as I got off the plane, I met a taxi. Sure enough, I was lucky...

"What! How much did you say?" I couldn't believe my ears.

"80 lire——" the driver stretched his voice and looked like a rascal.

Damn... This person actually tricked me as a foreigner, just asking him to take me to a restaurant where I can eat pasta. He opened a mountain road with eighteen bends for me, but now he is still cheating on me. This bastard, if he was in the United States I just shot him!

Just when I was about to have a seizure, a handsome guy with a small cut came over and asked, "Hi, what happened?" Although he was really good looking, he might be with this driver... no matter if he scolded him first All right.

I was about to speak when the driver trembled as if he had seen a ghost, oh!This guy doesn't have some kind of intermittent polio, does he?Want to beat me up?

Unexpectedly, the driver opened the door tremblingly, got in the car quickly, stuck his head out of the window and said, "Oh, it's nothing, I just want to introduce delicious pasta to this tourist! I have to leave beforehand!"

"???" What's going on, this guy, is he afraid of this handsome guy?I heard that many young children in Italy are gangsters... don't get into trouble, it's better to go first.

"I'm Bugarati..." He looked at me and said, "This lady is here to travel..." I saw that he seemed to have something to say, so I interrupted him.

"Hi, hello, Mr. Latty! Nice to meet you! Thank you for your concern, I'm going to eat soon! Goodbye!", this person looks pretty good, but he can't be judged by his appearance... My current substitute is a weak chicken, first slipped away.

Mr. Ratti: "..." Can Bugarati be read separately...

Facts have proved that one must learn to be grateful, and I should have thanked that Mr. Bugarati just now, so that I will not be embarrassed sitting here now.Because after I walked in and sat down, I found that Bugarati also came in, sitting directly opposite me, and he even smiled at me... S·H·I·T.

I had no choice but to return a stiff smile, and picked up the menu... Oh, it’s over, I can speak Italian but can’t read it, so I casually pointed to "Lumachecrude" on the menu, and the waiter asked me with a smile: "Are you sure?"

"Yes." I agreed without even looking at it. What else can I say when I'm so embarrassed?

"..." Is there such a thing in Italy?I looked at the thing in front of me - a triangular piece of cheese, densely covered with white maggots. "I wish you a pleasant meal~" Hehe, I always feel that the waiter is smiling very happily.

Holding the spoon trembling slightly, I only have endless regrets in my heart. I knew it would be better to go to Japan... Could it be that I will end up in this cheese just after the plan starts? ...Forget it, face is not important!I slapped the money on the table and walked out of the restaurant with one hand and one foot.

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Since I was going to stay in Naples for a while, I had to find something to do. Although my parents gave me a lot of money in the card, wouldn’t it be too suspicious to just do nothing all day, so I applied for the job of a courier.Hee hee, because it is a part-time job, so the working hours are less every day, and you can meet many people, and sooner or later you will meet the characters in the plot.

Lying on the bed in the hotel, I thought happily.Wait, I don't seem to have the ability to replace myself today! ! !This is not good, only half an hour until 12 o'clock!I have to find a stand-in messenger quickly, otherwise this broken ability will be with me for the rest of my life.

I hurriedly put on my clothes and went out, walking on the streets of Naples late at night, but there was no one there.

"Bang———" There was a gunshot in front of us. What is the road to heaven and earth?Excitedly, I ran towards the direction of the gunshots. Unfortunately, lucky E is always a lucky E. I slipped and flew straight to the source of the gunshots.

The imagined pain did not come, because I hit someone, and it was a plot character!His name and stand-in are already in my head, Mista, right?Although this ability is not suitable for me, it is better than the current one, no matter what!I supported his waist and straightened my upper body.

Mista seemed to want to say something, I immediately held his face, "You...?" Mista looked at me in surprise, before he could speak, I slammed on his head, and then pretended to faint.

Hee hee... what a genius I am.

Feeling that Mista hugged me, I was secretly happy in my heart, as expected no one would care if I pretended to be dizzy...

Ah!

"SexPistols!" With the cold muzzle pressed against my temple, Mista raised his voice and said, "You bastard! Don't pretend to me! What's your purpose!"

"..." No matter what, I fainted and I couldn't speak.

"If I don't get up again, I'll shoot!" Mista grabbed my collar tightly, and the gun spun around my temple.

I opened my eyes tremblingly, and was thinking about how to get through this difficult time. Mista asked again: "Are you going to tell me or not? Even if it is a woman, I will do it! What are you doing sneakily? !ah!"

"I..." I was so scared that my voice changed, damn Mista!If there is a strong substitute, I will kill you today!At this time, my evil came out of my guts, and I said, "I am...I am your sister?"

Mista was obviously stunned for a moment, and then said viciously: "Are you kidding! I think you want to die, right?"

I hurriedly released Eastern Eden, and at this time he had turned into Mista's stand-in, but...why is he so big!Taller than me!what's up!

As soon as Eastern Eden came out, he shouted at Mista: "Mista Mista!"? ? ?My stand-in calling someone else's name?Why do you use Mista's stand-in voice when you are so big!Be sick!

Mista was obviously taken aback, but his gun still didn't leave my head. He put his arm around my neck and said, "What trick are you playing! You are also a substitute messenger? Your substitute Why do you call me by my name? What is your ability?"

"..." You asked so many questions at once, I can hardly remember the questions.

I was about to answer the first question when Mista put a gun to my chin and shouted, "Quickly answer! Don't make me ask a second time!"

I'm convinced... Why is this person like this, he doesn't give people a chance to speak?Now that I am determined, I will beat Mista's heart.

"I don't know what his ability is. How do I know what a double is?", I was so upset, I was forced to ask, and I simply broke the jar.

As a result, Mista seemed to believe it, and pulled me towards Eastern Eden. I wanted to control Eastern Eden to save me, but unexpectedly, he picked up a stone on the ground and threw it over, shouting: "Mista Mi Stamista!"

I fuck?Is this the sound of talking?What is throwing stones?Could it be that because Mista's ability is to control bullets, I can only throw stones?

But this stone was thrown so hard that it broke a lock of my hair... Stupid thing!I told you to hit Mista and you hit me!Are you precision F?

After seeing the appearance of Eastern Eden, Mista yelled strangely: "My God! Why is it 4! Why is it number 4!", and he turned me to face him, and looked at my face carefully. face, and even smelled my clothes.

"Speaking of which, you...you're pretty cute...Is it possible...you're really my sister?" He seemed to be seriously thinking about the possibility, but I didn't have anything about his family in my head , so I dare not take a breath.

"Mista! This guy looks like us..." NO.5 excitedly said to Mista.Mista pushed me aside, and looked at Eastern Eden again.

good chance!Run away now!Just as I lifted one leg, someone grabbed the back of my neck, and Mista's voice came faintly: "I let you go?"

It's over, Mom and Dad, I'm sorry, I haven't remembered your names and you will go to heaven!Bank card I'm sorry, I'm leaving you before I swipe a few times!

"Hey! Why are you looking like you're going to die!" Mista pulled me back and said, "I'll take you to Bugarati to see tomorrow... I'll take you back where you live."

"Ah?" Mista's kindness really exceeded my expectations, not only threatened the girl with a gun in the middle of the night, but also took me to see Bugarati... Bugarati?So familiar, have I seen him today?Forget it or not...

"Ah what! Hurry up and lead the way, I warn you not to play any tricks, if you dare to sneak away while I'm not around... I'm a gangster, I will catch you sooner or later!" Mista clasped my wrist tightly viciously threatened.

Gangster gangster gangster, I have never seen a gangster who talks so much before. On the surface, I was frightened by Mista, but in fact, I was expecting to have a powerful double tomorrow to beat Mista. Waistless madman... I will break his waist with one punch one day.

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At the door of my room, Mista started yelling again: "I'm going! Why do you live in room 444! Are you born to beat me!"

I rolled my eyes and said, "Yeah, yeah... I'm still 164.4cm44kg... I like to eat cakes cut into four pieces, and I like to drink four cups of coffee at once... Woo..."

Mista directly covered my mouth and said: "Stop talking! Stop talking! You just stay in the room obediently at night, and I will come to see you tomorrow morning. If you are not here... you will die! Do you hear me? "

"Woooooooooooooooo." Mista, you're dead!

"Very good." Mista let go of me and inserted the dick into his pants.

Before entering the door, I suddenly wanted to try my luck. I grabbed Mista and said, "Ola Ola?"

Mista looked at me with disgust and said, "Are you sick?"

"……excuse me."

"I just said 4 is unlucky..."

After a few minutes, I guessed that Mista should have left completely, so I quietly opened a crack in the door, and as a result - Mista's face appeared in the crack of the door.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'" Mista smiled contemptuously and said: "Don't try to run away for me, you know?"

Kao!I closed the door hard, but I didn't expect that this guy really didn't leave, forget it!See you tomorrow, see you tomorrow, anyway, he must know someone who is a substitute messenger, I must find a substitute who can beat him to death!