[JOJO] They all say that there is no such disease as juvenile dementia!

"Go to hell with me—Lixie!" Jiaqiu's voice came from above my head like a loudspeaker.

overhead...?

I looked up and saw Jiaqiu jumping down from the roof on his skates.

"Wow! How did you come up from the roof!", I was scared to death!

"Do you want me to be on the front page of tomorrow's newspaper?" Jiaqiu gave me a white look and released the white photo album.

Jiaqiu looked behind me: "How could Meloni drink...drink...drunk?"

"What are you doing?", I also turned my head when I heard Jiaqiu's tone was not right.

Whoo!Meloni lay face down on the ground, waved her arms and greeted Jiaqiu: "Jacciu, take off your clothes and come to swim~"

Seeing the ice faintly emerging from Jiaqiu's hand, I quickly stopped him: "No, no, no...you have to hold back! He's drunk now..."

"Jacciu, did you find your penis last time? It's the one we smashed together~", Meloni continued to wave to Jiaqiu.

□□?what?I looked at Jiaqiu suspiciously, the ice on Jiaqiu's hand had already condensed into thorns.

"So it's you!" Jiaqiu rushed towards Meloni.

I called out the Eastern Garden of Eden. Although it is now a computer with legs, it can at least stop Jiaqiu from running wild.

"Forget it... Jiaqiu." I grabbed the hem of Jiaqiu's clothes and pulled it hard.

"Is that Lixi? I ​​didn't expect that after hiding Jiaqiu last time... he actually went to settle accounts with you~ Fortunately, he didn't find out that it was me!" Meloni said proudly.

...Very well, now I know, Meloni is your death date today, next year I will go to the cemetery to see you!

Having said that, but I can't really kill him, Jiaqiu and I looked at each other.

"Gacchu I have an idea..."

"what?"

"Let's shoot Meloni's sex!"

"Clam?"

"When the time comes, print it out and stick it behind his back..."

"…interesting."

"Pasted it on Illuso's mirror, and there are other people's rooms?"

"The captain can't post it."

"Neither can Prosciutto."

Gaciu and I hit it off and decided to take some "artistic" pictures of Meroni.

Gaciu frowned and said, "I don't have a camera."

"I do not have either."

"Then shoot a fart!"

I snorted disdainfully: "I have money."

Walking back to the bar, I sat on the bar counter and said to the bartender, "How much can you sell me for that camera?"

The bartender froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "This is not for sale."

I took out a watch from my pocket and put it on the table, and said, "Cartier, the extra is yours."

The bartender stopped wiping the glass, picked up my watch and looked at it repeatedly, then put it in his pocket, turned around and took down the camera and handed it to me.

When I excitedly took the camera and ran to Jiaqiu, he asked me, "How much?"

"I don't know, I exchanged it with a watch."

Jiaqiu widened his eyes and asked me, "Isn't it the one you carry every day?"

"yes…"

Gaccio grabbed my shoulder and shouted: "2500 million lari watch! Are you a black sheep? Ah!"

I said helplessly, "But I didn't bring any cash..."

Jiaqiu grabbed my collar and said, "I'm a gangster. You're all mixed up with gangsters. Don't you know how to rob? Take out your gun! Point to his head and tell him to give you something. Already!"

"...I usually solve problems with money."

Jiaqiu said with a look of hatred for iron and steel, "I'll help you get the watch back after taking the photo."

"That's fine." I'll take it back and give it to Jiaqiu, I thought in my heart.

"Do you want to put his panties on?", I asked Gacho.

Gacchu gritted his teeth and said, "It's not necessary, just turn around and I'll take the picture."

"I don't think you can snap him over and take a picture at the same time."

"...Could it be possible for you to come?" Jiaqiu asked me tentatively.

I said with a promise: "No problem, I will take pictures! My family owns a hospital, I have never seen anything!"

"I underestimated you..." Jiaqiu muttered softly.

"Gaccio put the panties on his head." I directed Gaccio to pose for Meloni.

"Would you like to cover it up a little bit?" Jacho asked me.

The flash of the camera in my hand keeps going on: "No need, it's meaningless to cover it up."

Today, in the alleys of Italy, Meloni left an eternal humiliation...

Occasionally a passerby passed by, seeing the excited expressions of Jiaqiu and me, they bowed their heads and left in a hurry without daring to say anything.

At this time, a man with green hair passed in front of me, I put down the camera and called him: "Oh... that little brother, come here."

The man froze in place, walking like a rusty robot without a neck.

"Can't you hear me calling you here!" Jiaqiu looked at him dissatisfied and said.

"Yes...is...what's the matter?", he came over hesitantly and said.

"Don't be afraid bro... just take a picture for us~", I picked up the camera and waved to him.

I gave him the camera, and Jiaqiu and I put Meloni on the shoulders and said, "Smile~"

"Crack!", the man put down the camera after taking the photo and fled in despair.

Jiaqiu said disdainfully: "Cu... What a cowardly radish."

"Hahahaha, he took pictures for us and you still say that he is a radish..."

After taking the photo, Gaccio took me into the bar with the naked Meroni on his shoulder. Since the eyes of the onlookers were too weird, Gaccio told me to tie the broken trousers around the waist of the Meroni.

"Hey!", Jiaqiu put down the camera and said to the bartender: "The camera is used up, return her watch."

The bartender looked at me in surprise, and I responded with a innocent smile.

"It's all... already used." The bartender politely refused.

Jiaqiu frowned and said loudly, "Return it if you are told, she is a member of our enthusiastic organization!"

Hearing the enthusiastic name, the bartender could only honestly return the watch to me, thinking he was unlucky.

But the Italian gangsters are so powerful... Should I also join the enthusiasm?I remember that our family seems to have a person in charge in Italy, what is it called?

Because of the joy that Meloni brought, I forgot for a moment that I had wrecked Jaccio's car until he carried Meloni and me to the parking space.

When Jiaqiu saw the rearview mirror on the back seat of the car, his breathing became short, and even the hand holding Meloni trembled slightly.

I saw the man who was knocked unconscious by me just now and was still lying on the ground, and said in a hurry: "That's him! He can't drive! He hit us! I knocked him out."

"...Really?" Jiaqiu looked at me suspiciously.

To convince Jiaqiu, I went up and kicked the man hard and said, "Really!"

"This bastard..." Jiaqiu walked to the man with a sullen face, punching and kicking the unconscious man on the ground at a very fast speed.

The beating lasted 5.6 minutes before Gacho stopped and fumbled for something on the man.

"What are you doing?"

"Get compensation!" Jiaqiu said angrily.

"...", as for taking off the belt?

Although I am a little sorry for this unlucky ghost...but I wronged him for the safety of my life, amen...

The author has something to say:

Lixi: Please give me half a tube of blood!

Jiaqiu: Dreaming.

Lixi: I'll give you whatever you want!

Jiaqiu: Do you think I'm an open-eyed person?

Lixi: The card will swipe you for a day!

Jiaqiu: Deal.

The plot will be a little more serious next, and Lixi will show the appearance of being a Mexican gangster.

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