Aunt Salted Fish's Honmaru charters her life

Yang Tiantian lay on his side on his flying sword and yawned sleepily.

After finally escaping from that plane that made people dare not even sleep, and returning to the world he was born in, the nerves that had been tense for more than 20 years suddenly relaxed, and his eyelids were so stuck that they couldn't be torn apart.

In order to prevent being hit by a plane after finally returning to this peaceful world, she didn't dare to fly too high, and only stopped at the communication layer where the airflow was frenzied, and opened the lowest level of invisibility and protective cover that came with her flying sword. It's enough to get a good night's sleep in the air with the familiar smell of air pollution.

Well?You said why didn't she go home and sleep?Because she died in the last transmigration, so in this world she is a black household, a black household, and now she is sleepy just after returning here, where is she not sleeping?

Speaking of her death last time, it's really... hard to describe in words.

Everyone who sees her name may be able to let go of their associations: Yes, this baby was indeed born in a rural family that favors sons over daughters, and the father is not the boss of the family, but the least noticeable in a multi-child family second child.

However, her uncle's achievements are not low, he has settled in the magic city, and gave birth to a fat boy, he is a winner in life (in his father's eyes).So this little girl, who was born more than two years late to her big brother, was thrown away by her parents to her grandparents in her hometown, planning how to avoid the national policy and secretly have a second child.

Parents are like this, which means that grandparents are like this too.So the name given by grandma is not the same: Tiantian, if the uncle didn't think it was getting in the way, he might be called Zhaodi.

Fortunately, because the uncle is really filial, he is doing well, the conditions in his hometown are very good, and grandma is also a good person, although she looks like grass and her cousin looks like eyeballs, there is really no such thing as abuse.

But later, due to excessive logging in her hometown, when she was four years old, the whole village was flooded by a mudslide. There were more than 50 households in this village, and she was the only one who survived.

No one knew why she fell asleep three hills away from the village. The four-year-old child with a high fever couldn't explain it herself. After this incident, her parents had to take her back. She was taken care of by her side, and helplessly put out the idea of ​​having another child—after all, like her grandparents, her parents are not hard-hearted characters, of course they are not willing to really leave her behind, but with a baby, How to be a supernatural guerrilla?

Then his father changed his mind - to raise the baby as a boy, and then recruit a son-in-law, the grandson will be born with his surname, great!

...But this baby doesn't know if she was stimulated by that incident, or if she has this personality, showing symptoms of autism... only in front of her parents.Outside, she is just a little silent, she likes to stay alone in the corner and paint, and she still responds when you interact with her.

The couple who came out of the countryside not only didn’t think there was a problem, but they were also glad that their baby was easy to take care of—this baby even knew how to make tomato scrambled eggs after going to elementary school, and the taste was very good after trying it twice.The big-hearted couple directly added a set of small kitchen utensils to their homes, and started to go out early and return home late to make money—since the childbirth recruited a husband, but if there was no childbirth, how could they recruit a son-in-law?

The baby grew up so silently, and she is really talented in painting. No, she has completely become a leader in the circle before she is 30 years old. Wa resigned without hesitation and squatted at home-completely became a freelancer.

However, she is still a mother-fetal single who is single in her own right.

This made her parents worry.Don’t talk about the phoenix man these days, even if it’s a pheasant man, people will choose your daughter’s own conditions, so what if you can make money, marrying her is like marrying an inflatable doll with the function of printing money, In a few years, if you don't cheat, you will go crazy.

On that day, a single man who had never been married like her finally agreed to meet her. Hearing that the conditions were good or bad, and the well-off family was like this, her parents desperately urged her to go.She dragged on for a while, and got some clues from her hacker friend—the old father had a stroke and hemiplegia, and he was still waiting for medical expenses in the hospital. Isn't it suitable for such a person who is not short of money and still works at home?

Yang Tiantian was too lazy to deal with it at that time.Poor parents had a fight on both sides and went out like this, but encountered a car accident on the way there.A family of three died.

Of course, Yang Tiantian was the only one who crossed. Now she knows why she was able to survive by herself when she was four years old. She was born with her own space, with water and land, and the size of one square kilometer is enough for her to live alone. to be comfortable—too bad it's just water and land.

Well, Yang Tiantian thought that he didn't have the racial talent to live by eating dirt, so he had no choice but to come out of it, and mixed in the cultivation sect with a shrunk social barrier loli skin.

This place is really as described in the previous article, where I dare not sleep. Yang Tiantian dare not use his own space here. He only likes to collect some seeds, saplings, and save them for himself. He wants to use them when he runs away from here. Who knew that the first thing she would do when she finally came back was to lie in mid-air and sleep soundly—wa had been looking at that space for so many years, and now she didn't even remember that she could still sleep in it.

...So when the baby didn't fall asleep, it was better to say that she passed out for nearly a week, and finally woke up slowly, stretching the baby like a cat, wanting to stretch comfortably, " Ga" and choked: what the hell?What the hell is that thing on the shield that's been messed up by the wind?

The baby who has played countless fluffy monsters and spirit beasts in the cultivation sect is particularly experienced: when you catch the fluffy by surprise, you can't tie it into a rice dumpling, otherwise it won't feel good when you roll it; Its eyes look at each other, otherwise the emotion in its eyes will affect your fluffy mood. It is best to seal its meridians, wrap its claws and let it turn its back to you and be hugged by you Li—yes, like a plush pillow, alive, as it is now.

The fluffy little fox with strange lines drawn on its face, just like this, is holding a "life without love.jpg" emoticon package in Yang Tiantian's arms. Reaching the pinnacle, but it has never been served when it has lost all its spiritual power and even its claws and teeth are useless?This... the mood is slightly different...

It didn't last long, because the spiritual power vein was blocked, the little fox who was essentially a shikigami turned into a piece of paper fox with a "bang", Yang Tiantian couldn't help but widen his eyes, and picked it up curiously, I'm going to think about it and make one myself.

As for now?Well?Don't look for relatives anymore, they were estranged before, and she has been dead for more than 20 years, so I am afraid that there will be problems in contacting her now.Then... It's better to find that guy. After all, he has a special status, and he has a wide range of ways. Maybe he can get an identity for me. Let's take it first.I just hope that after more than 20 years, this guy won't be in jail.

When the fat middle-aged man arrived home early, took off his wig, put on an apron, and started to work in the kitchen, a slender figure silently appearing and leaning on the kitchen door frame made his pupils shrink slightly, but his movements were still smooth Put all the ingredients in the already boiling casserole, cover the lid and turn down the heat, and then greeted him as if he had been friends for many years: "Sit on the sofa—drink tea or a drink?"

Yang Tiantian was a little puzzled: what's going on with this guy?She has changed her shell, can she still be recognized by him?

But he still curled his lips, got up from the door frame, lazily approached him and sniffed, and suddenly became surprised: "Oh? No, I think we both relied on our own abilities back then, why? Now that you have a wife and children, are you still a good partner? Are you going to be single together?"

"Who the fuck said it to you? You bandit, flower picker! Do you know how much psychological shadow you gave me back then, so that I almost ran away to stir up trouble, do you know that!"

The middle-aged elite man, who looks mature and stable, was trying his best to relax his unconsciously tense muscles when Yang Tiantian approached. Like a sky monkey, it jumps three feet high.

After jumping, he was stunned, his mind went blank: Who am I?where am I?What did I just do?But Yang Tiantian was wronged seamlessly: "Let's just say that you are true love for me. I have changed my shell and you can recognize me at a glance. You still don't admit it. After all, since it is true love , Why did you have to move all night when you were carried by someone back then? Is it because the food I made was too unpalatable or did I not serve you well on the bed? "

As soon as the word "bed" came out of Yang Tiantian's mouth, the elite man's face turned red, and some clips flashed through his mind very quickly. The superficial grievance quickly turned into righteousness, and the elite man couldn't help feeling ashamed and angry.

At this time, he also came to his senses, took out a bottle of fat house water from the refrigerator, and put it on the coffee table, and instead of reading to relax and write, he sat casually on the single sofa beside him, avoiding the shameless A woman who knew he was shameless was too close to him.

He rubbed his face decadently, and looked up helplessly: "Tell me, what's your situation?"

Yang Tiantian didn't hold on to the previous topic anymore, after all, she wasn't interested in the man she already had a partner with, not to mention that he was already a middle-aged fat guy from the Mediterranean.Now that she is eternally young, she really doesn't have such a heavy taste.

After listening to Yang Tiantian's general description of these years' experience, this guy thought about it, and suddenly he had the temperament of an elite man again. He took out the phone and called, hung up after talking a few words, and said to Yang Tiantian: "Go, I'm now I will take you to identify people, since you are back, it would be too wasteful not to work in a department outside the authority, and you have changed your body and even your race, I guess everyone who can come will come."

The author has something to say:

Wenhuang produces its own food, if you don't like it, don't spray it with a fork to escape the rivers and lakes.Try to update daily, don't cheat, try not to be unfinished, welcome to communicate with people with similar tastes to me.