Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

Fang Man had a vague guess in his heart, took out his phone and tapped.

Kong Que guessed that Fang Man was going to send a WeChat message to Secretary Li's account, and if his cell phone rang, it would confirm the fact that he was wearing a vest and chatting with Fang Man.

"I...go to the bathroom." Before he finished speaking, Kong Que's phone vibrated, he straightened his back, opened the door and walked out calmly.

Only the fruity wine smell that remained in the air told Fang Man that Kong Que was in a panic.

Fang Man couldn't help but smile, he didn't intend to take off Kong Que's vest, it was fun to tease him from time to time.

Kong Que walked to a place where Fang Man couldn't see, and then took out his mobile phone to read the message reminder: You have two small fafas waiting to be picked. ——Queer Picking Flowers.

Kong Que: "..."

Kong Que opened the game, pocketed the two little fafas, and didn't know how to go back to face Fang Manman.

Although Kong Que had many vests, he always took off his vests at the right time, trying to show his elegance and strength.

It's definitely the first time for me to say that I've leaked my mouth.

Kong Que questioned deeply in his heart: Am I becoming stupid?

Fang Man waited for a few minutes, but Kong Que still hadn't come back. When he went out, he saw Kong Que standing under the signboard, smiling and looking at the void, like a handsome man hired by KFC with a lot of money.

"Missing er?"

When Fang Man saw Kong Que smiling at Air Fan, he reflexively became nervous.

He was afraid that Kong Que would see Yi Sheng's hallucination again, and he would go crazy again in place.

Kong Que turned his head, looked at Fang Man with dark eyes like ink, and asked, "Why are there two flowers?"

Fang Man shook Kong Que's hand, "Walking the dog in the morning, Lao Si, you just had a good breakfast."

Kong Que had a bold idea, and said, "If I eat ten meals a day and walk ten times with Gou Laosi, will I have twenty flowers?"

Fang Man laughed aloud, and said, "It doesn't count, you have to accept my mission to get fafa rewards."

Kong Que: "..."

Fang Man asked with concern: "What were you in a daze just now?"

"I..." Kong Que pushed his glasses and said seriously, "I wonder if my IQ has deteriorated."

Fang Man pulled Kong Que out and said happily, "...if you are not smart, there will be no smart people in this world. Let's go."

Fang Man drove for more than 20 minutes, and the parking lot was quite empty, which means that the playground is not very lively today, and there is no need to queue for too long.

Before getting out of the car, Fang Man asked, "Queer, do you want to take off your coat? It's very hot outside. And your expensive cane, put it in the car."

Kong Que thought for a while, then took out a pistol from under his arm, and said, "If you take off your coat, there is no place to put the gun."

Fang Man: "??? No, no, no, don't bring a gun!"

Kong Que smiled and said, "There will be danger."

Fang Man rubbed his nose. He felt that the danger Kong Que said was nothing more than Yi Sheng's illusion and the insecurity deep in his heart. He comforted him, "No, I will protect you!"

Kong Que: "... If I am obedient, will there be little flowers?"

Fang Man: "Yes!"

Kong Que put his coat and cane in the car, and obediently got out of the car in a champagne shirt.

Fang Man put on a mask, handed the small schoolbag to Kong Que, and said, "I'll leave today's supplies to you to protect!"

Kong Que took the black schoolbag and carried it on his shoulders, feeling a little novel, and said, "What kind of bag is this?"

"Is my high school schoolbag quite new? I haven't carried it much before." Fang Man straightened his chest muscles proudly. It's mainly about styling."

Kong Que pulled the strap of his schoolbag. He tried to imagine Fang Man carrying his schoolbag to and from school in high school, but he could only think of a few vague shadows.

Kong Que never went to school, he understood the process of going to school, but he couldn't describe the details of going to school.

"My high school is out of school on Friday evening, and I have to go back to school on Sunday, so I have to hurry up and play on Saturday." Fang Man grabbed Kong Que's shoulder and jumped to play with the ticket gate, "Just like now, carrying a bag and pretending to come out Doing homework is actually running out to play."

Kong Que smiled and said, "It's very interesting."

"Relax," Fang Man shook Kong Que's shoulders, "You are here to play, not the president to inspect the construction project of the amusement park."

Kong Que rolled up and put down the strap of the schoolbag, followed Fang Man inside.After passing the ticket gate, there is a huge electronic screen dome. Various sea animals are swimming above the head, and ripples of various colors are projected onto the two of them.

Fang Man took out his mobile phone, took a few selfies with Kong Que, and said with emotion, "Damn it, why do we look so good-looking?!"

Kong Que ruthlessly burst Fang Man's fantasy bubble, and said, "Because you lost weight recently."

Fang Man: "If we meet for the first time, I will weigh two hundred catties, will you take care of me?"

Kong Que had no desire to survive, and said firmly, "No."

Fang Man: "...Fuck."

Fang was full of anger for three seconds, and couldn't help but think differently. If he knew Kong Que was a peerless pervert the first time they met, he must have run away that night, and there would be no later stories.

Just as Zhou Wenya said that it might rain in the afternoon, the sky is gloomy, although the light is not good, but it is quite cool.

Standing in the cool breeze, Fang Man watched the roller coaster whizzing past in fear.

The roller coaster he played when he was a child was relatively small, and it was also called Squirrel Leap. After the renovation of this amusement park, the roller coaster has undergone a qualitative change, and even has a section of almost vertical track.

Kong Que looked up at the roller coaster, holding his schoolbag with both hands, looking full of anticipation for the roller coaster.

Fang Man gritted his teeth and got into the car with Kong Que.

The front and rear of the car are full of people who absolutely dare not sit in the middle, with Kong Que in the middle, and the front and back are all flirting young couples.

Fang Man checked the safety bars of the two, stretched out his hand from below, and said, "Shall we hold hands together?"

Kong Que asked, "Are you afraid?"

Fang Man: "I'm not afraid. I'm afraid of shit."

Kong Que held Fang Man's hand. His hand was smaller than Fang Man's, white and slender, and looked like jade that could be broken when squeezed.Fang Man withdrew his hand and said vigilantly: "No, I don't feel safe, I'd better grab the safety bar."

Kong Que: "..."

The safety officer confirmed that everyone's safety bars were locked, and entered the operating platform. After a while, the roller coaster moved forward slowly.

At the beginning, it was a slow climbing stage. For Fang Man, it was the calm before the storm. The tension in his heart was like the rising water level. When he reached the highest point, he was about to break the embankment.

wow——

The roller coaster swoops down from a nearly vertical track.

"what!!!!!!"

"Wow!!!!!!"

Like a giant steel dragon rushing into the sea, causing countless screaming splashes, Fang Man died at the moment of weightlessness, groaned, grabbed Kong Que with one hand, closed his eyes tightly, and hid half of his head in it. Kong Que's shoulder socket.

"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"

When the roller coaster turned, it would make a loud rattling noise, as if it was about to lose control and derail, Fang Man yelled, "Damn it, I'm going to die!!!"

Kong Que was neither afraid of death nor of heights, so he was naturally much calmer than Fang Man. Hearing Fang Man's rapid breathing and frightened screams, he was simply invigorated.

He enjoys people being scared, screaming, and it gets him really excited.

Kong Que tilted his head and said, "Fang Man, stop barking."

Fang Man opened one eye and glanced at the rapidly passing scenery, then closed it immediately, and shouted: "Ah??? What are you talking about, speak up!"

Kong Que pressed loudly: "Fang Man, you sound so good when you breathe, I want to masturbate with you!"

After Kong Que finished speaking, he tried to take the first step to masturbate, which was to untie Fang Man's trouser chain.

Fang Man grabbed Kong Que's hand, squeezed it tightly in the palm of his hand, and shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! And, don't call me by my real name, I want face!!!"

Although Kong Que didn't hit the plane, he held hands with Fang Man, reluctantly satisfied, licked his lips, and listened carefully to Fang Man's breathing.

Fang Man got off the roller coaster, feeling very empty, and sat on the bench, Kong Que sat beside him, there was a gray mark on his shoulder.

Fang Man rubbed it with his finger, but it didn't rub off, but the gray was blurred. "Hey, I seem to rub my eyebrows on your clothes."

"Erows?" Kong Que looked sideways, "There are no hairs on them."

Fang Man took off his mask, turned on the front camera of his phone to check his appearance, "Before I went out, I specially washed my hair, curled my hairstyle, and painted my eyebrows."

In Kong Que's heart, Fang Man was a slovenly person, if he cared about his appearance, he would not grow into a fat man freely, he couldn't help wondering: "Why?"

Fang Man patted his belly and said, "You mustn't dress up for a first date."

Dating Dating Dating.

Dating is something only couples do!

There is love to be a couple!

Kong Que rolled up his schoolbag and asked, "Are we a couple?"

Fang Man said: "Strictly speaking, it doesn't count."

Kong Que: It stinks!

"why?"

Fang Man sat up, stared at Kong Que seriously and said, "If you fire more than 100 substitutes you raised, I will be your lover. You are my only one, so I will also be your only one."

Kong Kuang nodded and said, "Okay. I will give you the result within three days."

In a few words, the number of strange unemployed doubles increased, and Fang Man became a widowed queen in one fell swoop.

Although it was said that the Dragon Boat Festival will not be able to appreciate beautiful men next year, Fang Man was still very happy, and happily slumped on the back of the chair, saying: "Hey, it's comfortable. I'll send you fafa~"

Kong Que picked flowers with his mobile phone, picked five flowers at once, and immediately became more fragrant than ten thousand flowers, and said, "I have seven flowers!"

Fang Man slowed down and said with a smile, "Let's go, let's go to the rapids."

Fang Man stretched out his hand towards Kong Que.

Kong Que reached out, touched Fang Man's fingertips, and held his warm, fleshy palm.

They are holding hands, there is a young couple in front, and the parents are holding a little girl in the front left, and a group of little sisters catch up from behind, looking back at him and Fang Man quietly, and the sound of good-natured laughter echoes in the air.

Kong Que stood beside Fang Man, looking at everything around him, he remembered what his mother said.

"Don't be a monster."

"Looking for love."

"Become human."