Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

Zhou Xiangwan warmly invites Fang Man and Kong Que to have a drink together.

Unfortunately, even if Kong Que lost his memory, he still wanted to make money, so he asked Secretary Li to arrange bodyguards to accompany Fang Man, so he changed back into his suit and went to work in the office.

Thus a scene appeared: under the vast dome, two men sat opposite each other on a small stone table in the open air, eight bodyguards in black stood behind Zhou Xiangwan, and sixteen bodyguards stood behind Fang Man, in a cold confrontation .

On the stone table were two bottles of vodka, two transparent glasses, and several glasses of steaming ice cream.

Zhou Xiangwan held his face delicately, and said drunkenly, "I want the box of strawberries."

Fang Man pushed the strawberry flavored ice cream to Zhou Xiangwan, picked out a box of vanilla flavored ice cream and opened it, scooped out a semicircular ball of ice cream, poured it into the wine and stirred it.

Fang Man knew that he didn't drink very well, two bottles of beer could make him unconscious, so he had to take it easy, so that he could follow Zhou Xiangwan's words.

Fang Man took a bite of the ice cream, wrinkled his nose from the alcohol, and said in a low voice, "How did you and Kong Que know each other?"

Zhou Xiangwan: "... Chirping, chirping, chirping..."

Fang Man: I forgot the language barrier!

Zhou Xiangwan uttered a string of birdsong that Fang Man couldn't understand, looked at Fang Man's hair enviously, and said vaguely, "Why... so much hair? You."

Fang Man said firmly: "Gene!"

Zhou Xiangwan: "..." He silently squeezed the little ball head on the top of his head, and took a sip of wine in grief.

Fang Man took a sip of the ice cream and said slowly, "Of course, you won't be too bald if you work hard on the back. Don't stay up all night and stop masturbating. Think about it, if there is too much male hormone secretion, it is easy to lose your hair. Always keep a big four If the mind is like still water, it will not be easy to go bald."

Zhou Xiangwan: "...I don't understand. It's too long."

Fang Man rubbed his nose and found that the two of them really couldn't communicate well, so he raised his wine glass and touched Zhou Xiangwan.

Zhou Xiangwan pointed to his own head and stammered, "K...what's wrong?"

Fang Man drooped his eyelashes and said, "...was hit on the head by my ex-boyfriend."

"Oh..." Zhou Xiangwan gave a thumbs up, "Then your ex-boyfriend must be dead, right?"

Fang Man took a sip of his wine and said, "I'm in prison."

Zhou Xiangwan pouted, pointed his thumb down, and said viciously, "You should kill him!"

Fang Man: "..."

Zhou Xiangwan waved his hand, "Tulip, Li Goudan!"

Behind him, two straight men in black leather pants stepped out, "Angel, we are here!"

Zhou Xiangwan said with pride: "Driving my tank over here! I'm going to blow up the prison!" (Russian)

Fang Man didn't know what Zhou Xiangwan said, but the spirit of alcohol was fermenting in his body, and his blood rushed to his head again, and he let out an arrogance.

"Pairing milk cake with wine will last forever!"

Zhou Xiangwan felt that Fang Man's tone of speech was very similar to that of a good friend of his, so he danced ecstatically, holding Fang Man in his arms: "Ula!"

Fang Man looked up at the sky and looked at the moon: "Aww!"

Tulip and Li Goudan rushed out enthusiastically, and Li Mi was stunned.

At this moment, Secretary Li thought of the renovation cost of Zhou Xiangwan's house, which was as high as tens of millions of dollars every year.

He remembered that Fang Man set fire to the Kong Que Hotel back then, burning Kong Que's more than 300 million antique furniture.

Li Mi bowed his head, facing Alexander Haha's blue eyes full of wisdom.

Haha: "Aww!"

Li Mi: "..." Not good, the concentration of this family dog ​​is too high.

Li Mi seemed calm, but actually went to look for Kong Que in a panic.

Kong Que was squatting in front of the cat litter to pick out the cat.

In the past few days, his memory has gradually recovered, and he finally remembered meow.

Although at first he held his nose and raised Miaowu to sleep with Fang Man, but after all he was the only small animal that was not afraid of him, and Kong Que still had a little affection for Miaowu after raising him.

However, because he almost killed Miaowu, now the only little animal who is not afraid of him immediately shrank into the cat's litter and refused to come out.

"Come out." Smiling, Kong Que raised his index finger and tapped the floor, "Don't run away from your fears, but face your fears. If you're afraid of me, come out and bite me."

Meow shrank again into its luxurious big cat house.

Kong Que stretched his hand in to pick out the cat, only to hear a shrill meow, two squeaks, and three red marks on the back of his hand when he stretched it back.

Will Fang Man be punished?

Kong Que pushed his glasses, thinking that it was Meow who caught him, and Fang Man should punish Meow if he wanted to.

Kong Que turned on the light in the cat's den, took off his glasses, and stood in front of the cat's den with a snow-white face.

Meow trembled, her pupils narrowed into a thin line, and she bowed her back and stared at Kong Que vigilantly.

Meow: Stare.

Kong Que: Stare.

As soon as Secretary Li came in, he saw Kong Que kneeling on the ground with his butt pouted, his face blocked by the mouth of the cat's nest, as if he wanted to live in it too.

To be honest, in Li Mi's heart, it is not surprising that Kong Que did anything.He coughed, "Mr. Kong."

Kong Que pulled his face out, put on his glasses, wiped the cat fur on his cheeks, and smiled, "What's wrong?"

Although Secretary Li is afraid of cats, he is still very concerned about Miaowu. He forgot for a moment that Zhou Xiangwan said that he would drive a tank to bomb the prison, and asked with concern, "What's wrong with Miaowu?"

Kong Quewen said: "It ignores me."

"Maybe I was scared by you." Li Mi thought for a while, "A cat is no better than a dog. It holds grudges. Why don't you try to apologize?"

Kong Que nodded, then put his face to the mouth of the cat's nest, and said sullenly, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have pinched you."

Meow: "Meow!"

Hearing a shuddering sound, Kong Que slowly got up and looked at Li Mi, three blushing scratches appeared on the side of his face.

Mr. Kong was actually beaten by a kitten!Li Mi took a deep breath, before he had time to say anything, Kong Que suddenly turned the cat's litter upside down, grabbed Meow by the back of the neck and lifted it out.

Meow stared at her green round eyes, kicked her paws quickly, and Kong Que smiled and said, "You are very courageous."

Meow: "Meow!"

Clutching a small handkerchief, Li Mi quickly tore open a cat strip, handed it to Kong Que, and persuaded him, "Mr. Kong...just coax him with food, don't be impulsive..."

Kong Que tentatively brought the cat strip close to Meow's mouth, Meow's pink nose moved, and he stuck out his soft tongue, licking the yellow liquid that overflowed from the mouth.

Kong Que thought to himself, he has no ambition, but he can be coaxed with food.And his sincere apology only got a few burning scratches.

Kong Que recollected the pain of being scratched by a cat, and found that it was quite comfortable, so he decided to let Meow scratch him every now and then.

Kong Que put Meow on his lap, but because of the cat strips, Meow didn't run away, but lay on Kong Que's lap to lick the nutrition cream.

Kong Que gently raised his hand, and touched Meow's head.

Just like he promised Fang Man, he raised Meow Wu, so according to the agreement, he should be able to sleep with Fang Man at night.

Thinking of this, Kong Que was in a good mood: "Secret Li, open another 100g can of cat food."

A piece of cat strips and a can of canned food completely coaxed meow. It was full, and it was no longer wary of Kong Que. It lifted its hind legs and lay down on Kong Que's legs to lick its paws gracefully.

Kong Que happily tore an orange-flavored candy, crunching the candy while stroking the cat.

Secretary Li finally remembered the business, and said, "Mr. Kong, Zhou Xiangwan said he was going to bomb the prison with a tank."

Kong Que asked suspiciously, "...then let him go. This is his personal behavior, why are you so nervous?"

Li Mi squeezed a small handkerchief and said: "You don't know, he and Fang Man are together. They...they are almost..."

Congenial, colluding, colluding... Various derogatory words quickly flashed through his mind, and Li Mi picked a good word, "Being a confidant."

This word is a good word for Li Mi, but it is not very good for Kong Que's ears. He remembered the story of Boya and Zhong Ziqi that he had just learned recently.

Are Fang Man and Zhou Xiangwan still friends?

They don't even share a language.

Kong Que pushed his glasses and put Meow on the cat climbing frame. At this moment, there was a loud noise in the distance, as if something had exploded.

Meow was startled, jumped off the cat climbing frame, and got into her own den again.

Kong Que pushed his glasses, pulled out the gun, held it in his hand, and walked out quickly.

Li Mi followed closely behind. He went downstairs and looked around. He had a feeling that the big stone in his heart had finally landed—it was started to be demolished, but it seemed that nothing valuable was demolished. The house and garden were all there.

But what does it feel like missing?

Li Mi squeezed the small handkerchief, wondering what is the most valuable thing in this family?

Li Mi turned his gaze to the direction of the gate, and took a breath.

The Moon Goddess Statue is gone

Moon Goddess Statue

Moon Goddess

月光

Month

Li Mi almost fainted, and looking forward, Kong Que had already disappeared in the direction of the gate.

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Back half an hour ago, Tulip and Li Goudan drove the tank over to Zhou Xiangwan. Fang Man saw the tank for the first time, and it was very novel. He asked Zhou Xiangwan whether it was real or not.

Zhou Xiangwan warmly invited Fang Man to drive with him.

Fang Man fluttered into Zhou Xiangwan's tank. The two threw off the bodyguards and drove wildly all the way. The language barrier couldn't stop them from understanding each other. They toasted and cheered, and danced wildly.

In a joyful atmosphere, they fired.

The shell flew in the air for a while, and accurately hit the calf of the white moonlight god. Due to the impact of the aftermath, the moonlight god collapsed.

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When Kong Que rushed to the statue of the male god, Fang Man and Zhou Xiangwan were sitting crookedly on the grass, you next to me, and I next to you.

Zhou Xiangwan: "I have to run...Kong Que is going to kill me."

Fang Man stuck out his tongue: "I have to run too...take me."

The two climbed a few meters on the grass and both fell to the ground.

Kong Que covered his heart and shook his head.

He remembered the cramped well when he was young.

His mother took him to escape, and fled all the way to the outskirts of Beijing. He had a tracker on him, and he would never run away with him.His mother cried and threw him down the well.

Kong Que no longer remembered what he was thinking at that time, he only remembered that it was very cold, a young man jumped down and hugged him into his arms.

It was a warm embrace like never before.

Kong Que crawled into the arms of the statue, it was cold and hard, the surface of the stone was covered with night dew, it was damp.

When the screen changed, Kong Que remembered another thing.

Brother is dead.

Because he painted his brother's face on the pillow, the father killed his brother.

He killed his brother.

"This is a statue, even if it is smashed, it won't hurt."

Kong Que heard his father's whisper again, rubbed his temples, raised his head and saw Li Mi trying to move Fang Man away.

Kong Que raised his gun.

Secretary Li was intimidated in seconds, and knelt down on the ground with a plop, "Mr. Kong, don't be impulsive! They are both drunk, and you can ask them after they wake up!"

boom!

Kong Que fired a gun into the air, and Secretary Li pinched the small handkerchief almost in a state of collapse, and she was so frightened that she shed a few tears—it's too scary, it's too scary, this salary is really not earned!

In Li Mi's eyes, what Kong Que hit was the air, and he was the one who went mad with anger.But in Kong Que's eyes, he broke up his father's phantom.

He just had a headache, and he wasn't as crazy as Li Mi thought.

"Brother." Kong Que smiled and said softly, "Brother, I will fix you up tomorrow."

After Kong Que finished speaking, he lay down on the surface of the stone statue and closed his eyes.

Li Mi took off his coat, covered Fang Man, sighed, and ordered some tents to be pitched on the grass.

Tulip and Li Goudan were very eye-catching, and carried Zhou Xiangwan and Alexander Haha all night, and ran back to Africa.