Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

It is said that before, Kong Que would not come to this room, so Fang Man was confident and pushed hard.

As for why he was forced, Fang Man mainly wanted to see Kong Que's stinky face when he encountered a fat mansion next year, but he didn't expect to be caught on the spot.

Fang Man ran over timidly, like the natural Biluochun in Dongting Lake that has been cultivated for thousands of years, staring at the clear and innocent dog eyes, "Oh, I just said it casually, there is no malicious intention, just to exchange life experience with them. If I There is not so much meat, do you still like to sleep on my body?"

Fang Man's words were like a tornado, causing a storm in his body and mind - he actually slept with Mr. Kong!They worked so hard for a whole year that they didn't even touch Mr. Kong's hand!Heartbroken!

Kong Que pushed his glasses, "Yes."

Fang Man was very satisfied with the changes in the scents of the beauties present, and said with a smile: "You like it, but I don't. How disgusting is it without a layer of fat?"

Kong Que smiled: It stinks!

Fang Man, a good dog, did not suffer from the immediate loss, and coaxed: "It's all right, where do you sit?"

Kong Que sat down in Fang Man's C seat calmly and gracefully, smiled and beckoned him to come up, and sat next to him.

Although seat C is a wide sofa, it would be a bit crowded for two men to sit together. Fang Man shrunk himself into a chubby ball and whispered, "What are you doing sitting with me? This seat C is not born to accommodate Two asses!"

Kong Que smiled: "Shall I sit on your lap?"

Fang Man knew that Kong Que could do what he said, and he didn't dare to be impoverished, "...then let's squeeze."

Kong Que squeezed over and said solemnly, "I'm not wearing underwear."

Fang Man: "...?"

Kong Que licked his lips, "When the lights are dark, I'll sit on your lap and you unzip my trousers..."

"Wait a minute, shut up!" Fang Man covered his ears and lowered his voice to the lowest level, "You expect me to have sex with you in front of so many people? Don't even think about it, hold back!"

Kong Que: "Or I'll kneel down and unzip your pants..."

Fang Man picked up the mask and put it on: "Hold on!"

Kong Que: "..."

At this time, Secretary Li folded the small handkerchief and put it in the side pocket of the suit, took the microphone to the stage, and spoke like a master of Duan Shui, affirming the hard work of the substitutes in the past year, and thanking everyone present for coming here to accompany Mr. Kong to celebrate Dragon Boat Festival, and finally look forward to gathering again next year for the Dragon Boat Festival.

After Li Mi finished speaking, the makeup artists filed in to touch up the makeup of all the beauties.

The stylist changed Fang Man into a pair of denim overalls, and Fang Man was very satisfied.Not only does it well cover up the problem of the small belly, but the overalls are more difficult to take off, which can prevent Kong Que from picking up his pants when he is in heat.The makeup artist permed Fang Man's hair and put on foundation. Fang Man whitened a color on the spot, making her look more like a chubby little boy.

Fang Man walked back to Kong Que's side, Kong Que's eyes were fixed on him, and he didn't know what yellow trash was going on in his mind.

Fang Man emphasized: "Hold it now, be good, and go back to the room to feed you."

Kong Que pushed his glasses, stared at Fang Man and asked, "What if I can't eat it?"

Fang Man thought that Kong Que's words meant that he couldn't do it, so he had to promise: "I will definitely be able to do it today."

Kong Que: "..."

Kong Que and Fang Man sat together on the C-seat sofa, which was slightly shorter than the park bench. Kong Que folded his hands on the cane, leaned on the back of the chair with ease and elegance, and his eyes lingered off the court.

Fang Man lay crookedly on one side, like a white fluffy teddy bear, stretched out his Jio and kicked Kong Que, and asked, "Queer, who do you think is the prettiest?"

Kong Que turned his head and smiled, "What looks good?"

Fang Man said: "Your harem, who is the prettiest?"

Kong Que thought for a moment, "It's all the same."

Fang Man: "Tsk, I thought you would say I'm the prettiest."

Kong Que smiled awkwardly but politely: "You lose weight first."

Fang Man: I'm so angry.

After waiting until ten o'clock in the evening, Kong Que's White Moonlight Double Dragon Boat Festival finally kicked off.

The first three groups had already gone to the backstage to prepare. There was a big screen in the inner hall for everyone to watch in real time. Fang Man opened a bottle of Coke and huddled beside Kong Que comfortably, preparing to watch the show.

The first one to come on stage was the facial features group.

The five senses group, as the name suggests, is a men's group composed of stand-ins whose looks are [-] to [-]% similar to the Moonlight male god.The facial features group consisted of ten people. They were full of fresh meat and collagen all over their faces. They stood under the light in a sassy and cool way. When the accompaniment sounded, they danced hip-hop.

Although these handsome men are not bad in appearance, they are beautiful men after all. Fang Man looked at them, forgot to be jealous, and genuinely got their looks.

Fang Man took a sip of Coca-Cola and felt that if he were Kong Que, he would be reluctant to let go of these beautiful men with their own styles. He would attract seductive men from time to time, and even win the CP between beautiful men and beautiful men. It's a pity that Wei Lai is not here, otherwise He must have gone crazy.

Seeing Fang Man's interest, Kong Que held the middle end of the peacock's cane, and pecked Fang Man's thigh with the beak carved from obsidian.

Fang Man turned his head and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

Kong Que lightly pecked the Coke bottle again with his cane, and said with a smile, "I want a Coke."

Fang Man: "..."

Kong Que: "Kiss me."

Fang Man looked around, and the attention of the people below seemed to be attracted by the handsome hip-hop dancers who bombed the field. Fang Man took a sip of Coke and quickly kissed Kong Que.

High sugar and carbonic acid made this kiss full of sweetness and a little tingling. The carbon dioxide escaped from between the lips and teeth. Kong Que licked Fang Man's lips. People cheered by his ears. Fang Man was startled and tilted his head. At first glance, it was the facial features team who made a cool finishing move.

No one seemed to have noticed the cola-flavored kiss just now, Fang was relieved, but also faintly disappointed.

It's like having a successful affair under the noses of hundreds of people. It feels exciting, but also wants to tell them that he kissed Kong Que.

Kong Que twisted his slender waist, sat on Fang Man's lap, leaned forward suddenly, and bit Fang Man's lips.

hiss--

Fang Man tasted a trace of blood in his mouth, but he didn't feel any pain. He pushed Kong Que away and saw that it was Kong Que who bit his own lip to get blood.

Fang Man covered his eyes, with Kong Que's blood in his mouth, vomited or swallowed, cursed vaguely: "...Damn it, are you biting again?!"

Kong Que's lips were stained with blood, and they shone strangely under the dim and flickering light. He smiled softly and said, "Look, now when everyone sees me, they will know that you kissed me and kissed me back." Very fierce."

Fang Man: "..."

Kong Que wanted to come up and kiss him, but Fang Man couldn't bear it anymore, so he slapped his mouth, Kong Que licked Fang Man's palm, Fang Man was afraid of him, luckily the next show was him, Fang Man waved his hands Da Da ran backstage.

After the five senses group, it was the turn of the musical instrument group, but in fact the mixed group was full of Fangman and God's will.

One went about his own way to get fatter without permission, and the other fished in troubled waters and didn't do his job properly, but he got mixed up in No. 1 and No. 2 in the Baiyueguang stand-in group. When everyone saw them on the stage, there was always something jealous and curious in the applause.

How on earth can they stand so high? !

Under the attention of everyone, Fang Man walked to the center of the stage with his hands behind his back and a face as calm as an old man walking. Qian Tianyi sat in front of the piano with an electric wheelchair.

Someone said: "Is the c going to sing? Is there something hidden behind the back of his hand?"

What's more frightening than singing with c is that c picked up the suona.

Everyone leaned back, feeling the fear of their ears rising to the sky.

Secretary Li took out a small handkerchief, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and announced in a festive tone: "Next, please enjoy: Moonlight Sonata."

Kong Que: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Someone once commented on the Moonlight Sonata like this: it is like a rippling boat shining in the moonlight on Lake Lucerne in Switzerland.

And the piano with suona, you can know how explosive the scene is without careful taste. The 05-speed playing and the double-speed suona prolong the pain infinitely, just like driving a speedboat on the road to Huangquan. Beethoven wants to uncover the coffin Fangman and Qian Tianyi went to climb the mountain.

Kong Que closed his eyes and pretended that he was deaf, thinking that he would deduct their salaries.

The 6-minute performance seemed to last for a century, and when Fang Man and Qian Tianyi ended, they received thunderous applause—but let’s go, don’t come out to harm others.

The following performances were pleasing to the eye, and there was no more horror performances like Fang Man and Qian Tianyi, and the party came to an end without incident.

The last link - the lottery draw.

The order of the lottery draw is the ranking of the stage performance. Kong Que personally ranked Qian Tianyi as the last place, and Fang Man was the second last.

Fang Man thought, why does Kong Que like lottery draws so much?It turns out that the lucky draw is not exclusive to him alone!

Everyone lined up on the stage one by one, pressed a red button, and the big screen kept flashing words, and the words that finally stopped were the prizes drawn.Kong Que's lottery draw was nothing more than material rewards such as houses, cars, cash, etc. Fang Man yawned and suddenly wanted to go to the bathroom.

Fang Man patted Qian Tianyi, and handed him the number, "I'm going to the bathroom, I'm afraid I won't be able to come back in time, let's change, so you don't have to wait, I'm the last one anyway."

Qian Tianyi nodded slowly, and Fang Man went to the toilet with the last-to-last number plate.

Ever since he ate crystal honey dumplings yesterday, he may have been too nervous to poop all the time. Now that the performance is over, forget about one thing on his mind, his heart is cleared, and the chrysanthemum is naturally cleared.

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Fang Man didn't come back until the penultimate turn came to the stage to draw a lottery. Qian Tianyi came to the stage slowly, and pressed the red button slowly. The text on the screen rotated for a long time, and four large characters appeared.

Mystery jackpot.

Godly God: "..." There is a -un-detailed-premonition.

The words Mysterious Grand Prize were flipped backwards, and a line appeared: Congratulations on getting the chance to marry Mr. Kong.

Qian Tianyi held the number plate that should belong to Fang Man in his hand, turned his head stiffly, and saw Kong Que sitting high in Fang Man's C seat, showing a nuclear smile of "how long do you want to live".

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At this moment a chubby hunk was looking down at shit.

Fang Man ate a total of three diamonds. At this time, one diamond was embedded in the excrement, and the remaining two diamonds were in the excrement or in the body.

Fang Man fell into deep thought: Should he explore his own papa?Is he the shit stirrer or not?

One minute later, Fang Man still stabilized his lower limit, thinking that he could go to the hospital to take an X-ray to confirm, and reluctantly washed away his diamond-encrusted shit worth at least 1 yuan.

After Fang Man returned, the atmosphere was very strange. When he opened the door, everyone stared at him, as if he had eaten shit in the toilet.

Fang Man: "...?"

When Fang Man came to the stage, he got a Russian factory specializing in the production of Daliba, and the eyes of everyone present were even more strange. (Note)

Qian Tianyi pushed the wheelchair over, and slowly opened his mouth at the speed of 03: "I-want-to-marry-to-Mr.-Kong-sister."

Fang Man turned around in a circle, staring at Qian Tianyi: "???"

Qian Tianyi is obviously more desperate: "You-go-to-toilet-toilet-speed-slower-than-me-."