Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties
Chapter 33 Vinegar
As if the director deliberately opposed him, the moment Kong Que got two obscene handprints, the voice of going to the garden to gather came from the stereo.
Fang Man was quick-witted, splashed some water on his clothes, and rushed to the garden.
"Our position c is here!" Wei Lai applauded enthusiastically, smiling like a bustard, "Young master, please!" As he said, Wei Lai put his hand on Kong Que's shoulder and shook, "We'll forget it, we're short of beauty But I've been waiting for you alone for a long time~"
Kong Que: "..."
Zhao Nuohong clenched his fist and glanced at Kong Que, thinking, that means he is young and will be disabled in a few years.
"No one else is allowed." Chu Yin snorted, pulled Wei Lai's hand off, and put it on her shoulder.
Fang Man is glad that Chu Yin is still there, otherwise Wei Lai might not live to the finale if he teases Kong Que like this again.
Fang Man separated Wei Lai and Kong Que, and stood steadily in position c, like a giant Buddha, restraining every moth on both sides.
At this time, the director gave the activity card.
You jump and I guess the game: ten guests are divided into two teams, red and black, with five people in each team.Each team takes turns to send a player to gesture key words on the trampoline, and the other four players sit upstairs to guess, a total of five words, the team with the least time wins.
After listening to the rules, Qiantian sighed intently and slowly: "I'm going to move again."
"Director, I don't want to be separated from Wei Lai." Chu Yin hugged Wei Lai tightly, but at the same time, he didn't want to be on the same team as Yao Chaowu and Chen Mei, so he pinched Wei Lai's thigh, implying that he should hurry up to pimp.
Wei Lai hugged Kong Que's arm, Kong Que smiled slightly, and suddenly became stinky.Frightened, Fang Man snatched Kong Que out and hugged him, but he didn't want to look deliberate, and said, "Wei Lai, don't hug him, my manager is the only one who can hug him, understand."
"Wow..." Chu Yin and Wei Lai hugged each other and jumped, with an expression of "I hit it".
Kong Que kept smiling, but his fingers curled up unconsciously. Fang Man was holding his hand, his fleshy palm was covered with skin, and it was burning hot.Before Kong Que had time to feel what kind of pain it was, Fang Man let go of his hand.
Kong Que still wanted Fang Man to hold him for a while, so he suppressed it again.He was already addicted to sugar, and it would be too indulgent to be addicted to holding hands.
Seeing that Kong Que had no objection, the director immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He knew that Qian Tianyi had a good relationship with Kong Que, so he asked, "Teacher Qian, can you and Teacher Fang be a team?"
Qian Tianyi reacted for a few seconds, opened his mouth slowly, and was robbed by Zhao Nuohong before he could speak, "Director, I can separate from my manager. I'll go to Teacher Fang's group."
Li Yongbo's face darkened, Qian Tianyi slowly closed his mouth again.
This is the most difficult variety show the chief director has ever filmed. He secretly glanced at Kong Que, saw that his smile did not change, and immediately made a decision, "Okay. You are the black team!"
After all kinds of grouping and secret tearing, the respective teams were finally divided.
Black team: Fang Man, Kong Que, Zhao Nuohong, Chu Yin and Wei Lai.
Red Team: Qian Tianyi, Long Dongqiang, Yao Chaowu, Chen Meixian and Li Yongbo.
The two teams drove to the gymnasium at the foot of the mountain. Man even saw a haunted house along the way. He remembered that Kong Que said he bought the mountain, and asked Kong Que in a low voice, "Did you open that haunted house?"
Kong Que nodded and smiled, "I designed the theme, do you want to play?"
Designed by Kong Que?
The chubby flesh on Fang Man's face trembled.The haunted house designed by Kong Que must be eerie and bloody, and why would a perverted overlord design a haunted house?Maybe it was the place where Kong Que destroyed the corpses, and the bloody organs inside might be real.
Thinking about it carefully, Fang Man didn't dare to think any more, and shook his head again and again, "I won't go, I'm afraid."
Wei Lai gossiped, "Where are you going?"
Fang Man said: "Haunted house!"
"Day!" Wei Lai was suddenly excited, and slapped Chu Yin's thigh, "Baby! Isn't this your pa? I just said a few days ago that I need to practice courage, and the opportunity has come!"
Chu Yin: "...I'll think about it."
Chu Yin is a cold and iceberg on the surface, secretly yelling in fear of ghosts, carrying a yellow talisman to ward off evil spirits, a cool guy who tucks jiojio into the quilt every night to sleep.He just swore a few days ago that he would temper his courage and protect Wei Lai in the future, but he didn't expect the opportunity to come so quickly that he didn't even have the chance to cheat.
Chu Yin: Huh!
Zhao Nuohong sat alone in the back of the car, listening to Chu Yin Wei come to talk about the world, and watching Fang Man Kong Que flirt, and it didn't feel good to be isolated. It reminded him of when he first debuted, no one looked down on him.But after this show, maybe he will never see Fang Man again, he wants to watch Fang Man for a while, even for a minute and a second, he is willing to endure any humiliation.
Zhao Nuohong turned his head away, almost crying for his affection.
When getting off the car, Kong Que handed Zhao Nuohong a bottle of xxx mineral water [advertising space].
He smiled slightly and said softly: "I was sorry before, I offended you."
Zhao Nuohong took a look at Kong Que and thought, what does it mean for Kong Que to be pretentious in front of him?Please me?Could it be that Li Yongbo's words moved his heart, and he was ready to abandon Fang Man and go to him?
Zhao Nuohong smiled lowly and said, "It's okay."
Zhao Nuohong took the mineral water, unscrewed the bottle cap, and made a sexy pose.
The mouth of the bottle moved closer to Zhao Nuohong's lips, Kong Que smiled slightly.
Snapped!
Fang Man suddenly stretched out a hand, and slapped the mineral water bottle flying, the water splashed out, most of it splashed on Kong Que's face.
Chu Yin Weilai, who watched the whole process, said, "...?"
Zhao Nuohong: "Fang Man! You..."
Fang Man ignored him, and pulled Kong Que to a place where the camera couldn't see with a sullen face.
Kong Que kept staring at the hands they were holding, and as he wished, Fang Man held him again, but this method of holding him was not as comfortable as before.
It was obviously very comfortable just now, Fang Man's hands were dry and soft like a small pillow, but now his hands are like the steel plate he lay on when he was punished by electric shock, wet and hard.
And Fang Man got water on his face, he hated the water sprayed on his face the most.
Kong Que smiled brighter and said, "Let go."
Fang Man didn't let go, opened the trunk with his other free hand, and said coldly, "Don't open your mouth."
Fang Man couldn't talk too much, Kong Que's blood was too strong, and it made him want to vomit.
In just three seconds, Kong Que was able to dislocate Fang Man's arm on the spot. He pinched his thigh, barely restraining the damage to Fang Man, and said again, "I said, let me go."
Fang Man finally took out a wet wipe from the trunk, and wiped Kong Que's mouth cursingly, "Hey, no, why are you so angry? Did you poison the water?"
Kong Que: "..."
Fang Manlian changed several wet wipes and wiped Kong Que's lips carefully, "Did you lick it just now? If you poison yourself to death, I really..."
Fang Man was halfway through speaking, when Kong Que suddenly stood on tiptoe and kissed him, lips touching lips, the moment they parted.
Fang Man: "..."
Kong Que: "Toxic. We are all about to die."
Fang Man: "..."
For some reason, when Fang Man wiped his face with a wet towel, Kong Que felt that Fang Man was like a small pillow again.
The softest little pillow in the world.
When Kong Que said this, Fang Man felt that there was no poison in it, "There is no poison in it? Then why did you bring him water?"
Kong Que said: "I gave it to everyone, the director wants to shoot the scene where we get out of the car to drink water."
xxx Mineral Water is one of the fathers of the gold owner, and it is true that he has to take a few shots of drinking water from time to time. Fang Man said awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I didn't stabilize it. Kong Que, don't kill him, is that okay?"
Hole flawed head.
Fang Man was a little disbelieving, and confirmed: "Really?"
Kong Que pushed his glasses and said seriously: "Secretary Li told me that if I kill Zhao Nuohong, you will miss him forever. I don't allow you to think about others, you can only think about me. Do you understand?"
Li Mi's mouth is so moving!Fang Man relaxed his tense nerves all the way, "Hey, Mr. Que, I understand."
After Fang Man finished speaking, Kong Que smelled mellow red wine all over his body. He opened his hand to show Fang Man his neckline, "My clothes are wet."
Fang was full of joy, and said: "Look, every cause has its fruit. You wet me in the morning, and now I wet you. Er, Teacher Fang told you a truth in life, do less immoral things, and sleep at night." It smells good."
Kong Que: "..."
The makeup artist took Kong Que to change clothes, Wei Lai came over gossiping, "Fang Gou, what happened to you and Que Meiren just now?"
Fang Man: "...It's resolved, don't inquire about it."
Wei Lai said: "He must be jealous! Hi, Zhao Nuohong has been peeking at you, I can't stand it!"
Fang Man: "..."
Will Kong Que be jealous of him?Does he have such emotions?
Fang Man shook his head and said helplessly, "Mother Wei, don't hug Kong Que, he doesn't like others to touch him."
Wei Lai showed the aunt's expression of "I'm knocked again", cupped his face and said, "You are so jealous Oh Man, I've never seen you like this. When you have time, be sure to tell me how the two of you got together! "
Fang Man: "..."
Fang Man was quick-witted, splashed some water on his clothes, and rushed to the garden.
"Our position c is here!" Wei Lai applauded enthusiastically, smiling like a bustard, "Young master, please!" As he said, Wei Lai put his hand on Kong Que's shoulder and shook, "We'll forget it, we're short of beauty But I've been waiting for you alone for a long time~"
Kong Que: "..."
Zhao Nuohong clenched his fist and glanced at Kong Que, thinking, that means he is young and will be disabled in a few years.
"No one else is allowed." Chu Yin snorted, pulled Wei Lai's hand off, and put it on her shoulder.
Fang Man is glad that Chu Yin is still there, otherwise Wei Lai might not live to the finale if he teases Kong Que like this again.
Fang Man separated Wei Lai and Kong Que, and stood steadily in position c, like a giant Buddha, restraining every moth on both sides.
At this time, the director gave the activity card.
You jump and I guess the game: ten guests are divided into two teams, red and black, with five people in each team.Each team takes turns to send a player to gesture key words on the trampoline, and the other four players sit upstairs to guess, a total of five words, the team with the least time wins.
After listening to the rules, Qiantian sighed intently and slowly: "I'm going to move again."
"Director, I don't want to be separated from Wei Lai." Chu Yin hugged Wei Lai tightly, but at the same time, he didn't want to be on the same team as Yao Chaowu and Chen Mei, so he pinched Wei Lai's thigh, implying that he should hurry up to pimp.
Wei Lai hugged Kong Que's arm, Kong Que smiled slightly, and suddenly became stinky.Frightened, Fang Man snatched Kong Que out and hugged him, but he didn't want to look deliberate, and said, "Wei Lai, don't hug him, my manager is the only one who can hug him, understand."
"Wow..." Chu Yin and Wei Lai hugged each other and jumped, with an expression of "I hit it".
Kong Que kept smiling, but his fingers curled up unconsciously. Fang Man was holding his hand, his fleshy palm was covered with skin, and it was burning hot.Before Kong Que had time to feel what kind of pain it was, Fang Man let go of his hand.
Kong Que still wanted Fang Man to hold him for a while, so he suppressed it again.He was already addicted to sugar, and it would be too indulgent to be addicted to holding hands.
Seeing that Kong Que had no objection, the director immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He knew that Qian Tianyi had a good relationship with Kong Que, so he asked, "Teacher Qian, can you and Teacher Fang be a team?"
Qian Tianyi reacted for a few seconds, opened his mouth slowly, and was robbed by Zhao Nuohong before he could speak, "Director, I can separate from my manager. I'll go to Teacher Fang's group."
Li Yongbo's face darkened, Qian Tianyi slowly closed his mouth again.
This is the most difficult variety show the chief director has ever filmed. He secretly glanced at Kong Que, saw that his smile did not change, and immediately made a decision, "Okay. You are the black team!"
After all kinds of grouping and secret tearing, the respective teams were finally divided.
Black team: Fang Man, Kong Que, Zhao Nuohong, Chu Yin and Wei Lai.
Red Team: Qian Tianyi, Long Dongqiang, Yao Chaowu, Chen Meixian and Li Yongbo.
The two teams drove to the gymnasium at the foot of the mountain. Man even saw a haunted house along the way. He remembered that Kong Que said he bought the mountain, and asked Kong Que in a low voice, "Did you open that haunted house?"
Kong Que nodded and smiled, "I designed the theme, do you want to play?"
Designed by Kong Que?
The chubby flesh on Fang Man's face trembled.The haunted house designed by Kong Que must be eerie and bloody, and why would a perverted overlord design a haunted house?Maybe it was the place where Kong Que destroyed the corpses, and the bloody organs inside might be real.
Thinking about it carefully, Fang Man didn't dare to think any more, and shook his head again and again, "I won't go, I'm afraid."
Wei Lai gossiped, "Where are you going?"
Fang Man said: "Haunted house!"
"Day!" Wei Lai was suddenly excited, and slapped Chu Yin's thigh, "Baby! Isn't this your pa? I just said a few days ago that I need to practice courage, and the opportunity has come!"
Chu Yin: "...I'll think about it."
Chu Yin is a cold and iceberg on the surface, secretly yelling in fear of ghosts, carrying a yellow talisman to ward off evil spirits, a cool guy who tucks jiojio into the quilt every night to sleep.He just swore a few days ago that he would temper his courage and protect Wei Lai in the future, but he didn't expect the opportunity to come so quickly that he didn't even have the chance to cheat.
Chu Yin: Huh!
Zhao Nuohong sat alone in the back of the car, listening to Chu Yin Wei come to talk about the world, and watching Fang Man Kong Que flirt, and it didn't feel good to be isolated. It reminded him of when he first debuted, no one looked down on him.But after this show, maybe he will never see Fang Man again, he wants to watch Fang Man for a while, even for a minute and a second, he is willing to endure any humiliation.
Zhao Nuohong turned his head away, almost crying for his affection.
When getting off the car, Kong Que handed Zhao Nuohong a bottle of xxx mineral water [advertising space].
He smiled slightly and said softly: "I was sorry before, I offended you."
Zhao Nuohong took a look at Kong Que and thought, what does it mean for Kong Que to be pretentious in front of him?Please me?Could it be that Li Yongbo's words moved his heart, and he was ready to abandon Fang Man and go to him?
Zhao Nuohong smiled lowly and said, "It's okay."
Zhao Nuohong took the mineral water, unscrewed the bottle cap, and made a sexy pose.
The mouth of the bottle moved closer to Zhao Nuohong's lips, Kong Que smiled slightly.
Snapped!
Fang Man suddenly stretched out a hand, and slapped the mineral water bottle flying, the water splashed out, most of it splashed on Kong Que's face.
Chu Yin Weilai, who watched the whole process, said, "...?"
Zhao Nuohong: "Fang Man! You..."
Fang Man ignored him, and pulled Kong Que to a place where the camera couldn't see with a sullen face.
Kong Que kept staring at the hands they were holding, and as he wished, Fang Man held him again, but this method of holding him was not as comfortable as before.
It was obviously very comfortable just now, Fang Man's hands were dry and soft like a small pillow, but now his hands are like the steel plate he lay on when he was punished by electric shock, wet and hard.
And Fang Man got water on his face, he hated the water sprayed on his face the most.
Kong Que smiled brighter and said, "Let go."
Fang Man didn't let go, opened the trunk with his other free hand, and said coldly, "Don't open your mouth."
Fang Man couldn't talk too much, Kong Que's blood was too strong, and it made him want to vomit.
In just three seconds, Kong Que was able to dislocate Fang Man's arm on the spot. He pinched his thigh, barely restraining the damage to Fang Man, and said again, "I said, let me go."
Fang Man finally took out a wet wipe from the trunk, and wiped Kong Que's mouth cursingly, "Hey, no, why are you so angry? Did you poison the water?"
Kong Que: "..."
Fang Manlian changed several wet wipes and wiped Kong Que's lips carefully, "Did you lick it just now? If you poison yourself to death, I really..."
Fang Man was halfway through speaking, when Kong Que suddenly stood on tiptoe and kissed him, lips touching lips, the moment they parted.
Fang Man: "..."
Kong Que: "Toxic. We are all about to die."
Fang Man: "..."
For some reason, when Fang Man wiped his face with a wet towel, Kong Que felt that Fang Man was like a small pillow again.
The softest little pillow in the world.
When Kong Que said this, Fang Man felt that there was no poison in it, "There is no poison in it? Then why did you bring him water?"
Kong Que said: "I gave it to everyone, the director wants to shoot the scene where we get out of the car to drink water."
xxx Mineral Water is one of the fathers of the gold owner, and it is true that he has to take a few shots of drinking water from time to time. Fang Man said awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I didn't stabilize it. Kong Que, don't kill him, is that okay?"
Hole flawed head.
Fang Man was a little disbelieving, and confirmed: "Really?"
Kong Que pushed his glasses and said seriously: "Secretary Li told me that if I kill Zhao Nuohong, you will miss him forever. I don't allow you to think about others, you can only think about me. Do you understand?"
Li Mi's mouth is so moving!Fang Man relaxed his tense nerves all the way, "Hey, Mr. Que, I understand."
After Fang Man finished speaking, Kong Que smelled mellow red wine all over his body. He opened his hand to show Fang Man his neckline, "My clothes are wet."
Fang was full of joy, and said: "Look, every cause has its fruit. You wet me in the morning, and now I wet you. Er, Teacher Fang told you a truth in life, do less immoral things, and sleep at night." It smells good."
Kong Que: "..."
The makeup artist took Kong Que to change clothes, Wei Lai came over gossiping, "Fang Gou, what happened to you and Que Meiren just now?"
Fang Man: "...It's resolved, don't inquire about it."
Wei Lai said: "He must be jealous! Hi, Zhao Nuohong has been peeking at you, I can't stand it!"
Fang Man: "..."
Will Kong Que be jealous of him?Does he have such emotions?
Fang Man shook his head and said helplessly, "Mother Wei, don't hug Kong Que, he doesn't like others to touch him."
Wei Lai showed the aunt's expression of "I'm knocked again", cupped his face and said, "You are so jealous Oh Man, I've never seen you like this. When you have time, be sure to tell me how the two of you got together! "
Fang Man: "..."
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