Bai Yueguang, he is two hundred catties

Forget it, what to report, maybe Kong Que is not even wearing clothes now.When he entered his room, the scene was very awkward, as if he was jealous.

Fang Man left quietly, went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and opened it gently.

The fridge was stocked with milk, a few pathetic eggs by the door, and a cucumber.

Cucumber or egg?

Fang Man thought for a long while, then gritted his teeth—only a skinny guy would make a choice, and Fang Dudu Man wanted them all!

It's up to you, cucumber scrambled eggs!

Holding two eggs in one hand, Fang Man pulled out the cucumber, slammed his elbow to close the refrigerator door, turned his head happily, and suddenly smelled a faint smell of blood.

Kong Que was wearing a set of pure black pajamas, standing quietly beside the refrigerator. His clothes were extremely black, and his face was extremely white. Fang Man saw a head floating in the air, staring at him strangely.

Fang Man was so frightened that his flesh was shaking, his hands were faster than his brain, and he threw out the two eggs in his hand with a cry.

Kong Que stretched out his hand to grab it, and in the blink of an eye, the two eggs fell into his hands as if by magic.

Fang Man: "... When did you come here! Why can't I smell you?"

Kong Que smiled and said, "Because you've been dazzled by your appetite."

Fang Man smashed the jar, stretched out his hand and said, "I'm hungry, give me back the eggs."

Kong Que asked, "How many catties?"

"I lost weight, I must have lost weight." Fang Man looked around, "Do you have a scale at home?"

Kong Que walked up to Fang Man and stared straight at his face, as if he was considering which piece of meat to cut.

Fang Man shrank his neck and said, "What are you looking at?"

Who knows, in the next second, Kong Que hugged him suddenly!

Like a jack, the lifting arm held Fang Man's armpit and lifted him up, and the output was steady bit by bit. Fang Man felt that he had a faint tendency to break away from gravity.

Fang Man was shocked: "Damn it, you are crazy, and the camera is watching it!"

It's okay not to mention, but when it was said that Kong Que specially found the camera seat, hugged Fang Man and turned around in front of the camera, and said with a smile, "It's a little lighter."

Fang Man tentatively said: "...then I ate it?"

Kong Que showed a strict smile, "Cucumber and eggs can only be chosen one."

Woo!

Fang Man felt sad in his heart, and said: "At this time, you seem like a manager. Why did you go when I asked you to help me with my luggage?"

Although the cucumber scrambled eggs died, it was better than nothing.After careful consideration, Fang Man chose scrambled eggs—at least he could add some extra oil.

Kong Que sat on the table, watching Fang Man cooking.

Fangman's cooking posture is very skillful. He puts oil on the fire and beats the eggs, and stirs them a few times with a shovel. The golden and tender scrambled eggs come out of the pan.

Fang Man sat opposite Kong Que, raised his chopsticks, and poked into the runny egg.

Five years ago, the first dish that Fang Man learned to fry was scrambled eggs.At that time, he paid sky-high liquidated damages, moved from a luxury villa to a cheap rental house, and couldn't afford takeaway.

Young Master Fang was full of unwillingness and anger. He bit the steamed bun viciously, thinking that one day he would turn the tables against the wind and make Zhao Nuohong kneel down and call him daddy, slapping the face of the whole net sunspot.

After eating steamed buns for three days, Fang Man was so hungry that he almost went to heaven, wearing a motorcycle helmet... into the kitchen.

Fang Man was not used to the smell of oily smoke. He had never cooked before, and he couldn't turn on the gas at first. When some oil splashed in the pot, he shrank his neck and jumped out. Under the guidance of the video, he cooked the first plate of scrambled eggs in his life.

Fang Man didn't cry when he was betrayed by Zhao Nuohong, he didn't cry when he was scolded by thousands of people, and he didn't cry when his hard work was ruined. He squatted in front of the small table and cried after eating a bite of scrambled eggs.

Gou Laosi is beside him, just two months old, and he is still a small dog that can stand in the palm of his hand. He opened his mouth like an excavator, crunching and shoveling dog food into his mouth, and a crescent moon outside the window was like Hook, the world of mortals is billowing under the window.

Before Fang Man eats scrambled eggs: I want to jump off a building.

After eating scrambled eggs: fuck it!Full, hold on, you can win!

As the moon and stars passed, five years later, the small plastic table became a luxurious wooden table, and the plastic bowl containing the eggs became a delicate bone china plate, but the eggs still tasted the same.

Fang Man burst into tears as he ate. On the one hand, he was touched by the memory of the past, and more importantly, he hadn’t eaten oily food for a long time. The delicious aroma of scrambled eggs instantly activated his taste buds, filling his heart with love and peace.

"Are you crying?" Kong Que tilted his head, his dark pupils dilated slightly, as if he had noticed some key element.

"Crying because of feeling." Fang Man held the cucumber and said with a lot of emotion: "Lack of er, let me tell you, eggs can be scrambled, boiled, steamed, fried, and you can make a whole small cake with tinkering, just like people have eggs." There are thousands of ways to live, but don't live for hatred. Isn't it very reasonable?"

Kong Que rested his hands on the edge of the table, his black pupils deepened.

Fang Man didn't notice it, and said in a persuasive way: "You let me eat a cucumber, and Teacher Fang will tell you a philosophy of life for free..."

The small dialect class had just started, Fang Man's eyes went dark, and Kong Que suddenly "take off".

Strictly speaking, bouncing.Originally Kong Que was sitting on the other side of the long table, but suddenly he stepped on the table like an old cat jumping a mouse, and fell in front of Fang Man in an instant, landed on one knee on the table, grabbed his neck, lowered his eyes and looked at him slowly. Approach slowly.

Fangman's toot meat frightened the waves, and he was only a cucumber away from dying in place!

A strong smell of red wine wrapped around his body like flamboyant tentacles, Fang Man sat on the chair, trying to shrink himself back, squeezed into a lump under the double pressure of Kong Que and the back of the chair, his expression was dull and terrified, " I won't eat cucumbers anymore, Mr. Que, don't get excited..."

Fang Man suspected that Kong Que was not excited, but the chicken moved.

According to the experience of the elevator rolling last time, when Kong Que was "in heat", he smelled like this kind of rich red wine.It shouldn't be, didn't Kong Que have a violent tussle with Qian Tianyi just now?How can listening to Teacher Fang's small philosophy class be full of "sex"? (2 dark and white note: it is full of interest)

"Don't cry, you're going to die." Kong Que stretched out his hands, clasped Fang Man's face and squeezed it between them.

Fang Man's tears were so frightened that he flew out. He thought Kong Que wanted to kiss him, so he said vaguely, "Don't bite me, or I'll knock your head off."

Kong Que hummed, staring at Fang Man slowly approaching his face, Fang Man was inexplicably nervous, thinking that it was too bad, all his experience of tongue kissing came from Kong Que, how come it was filmed in the movie, oh, it seems You have to close your eyes.

Fang Man's head was dizzy from the smell of red wine from Kong Que, and he closed his eyes with shaking eyelashes. Because of Kong Que's "reverse empathy", the two of them infected each other, which made him die too. Fortunately, the pants he was wearing were relatively Loose, otherwise the scene will be more embarrassing.

In the next second, the eyelashes were pulled, and the rough and warm tip of the tongue swept across the eyelids, as if he was about to open the eyelids to roll out his eyeballs, Fang was full of excitement, and goose bumps appeared all over his body.

Kong Que was licking his eyes!

"Damn it..." Fang Man grabbed the back of Kong Que's neck, pinched Kong Que's head away, jumped up, and frantically rushed to the faucet to wash his eyes.

Kong Que tasted a strange taste from Fang Man's tears. It was generally salty, but it was very salty. His brain could not translate this taste into words, and a picture automatically emerged: like a flower bone full of water. After soaking in the water, when the petals bloomed, a high-pitched rooster screamed suddenly.

Kong Que licked his lips and said, "Kiss me."

Fang Man took out a piece of facial tissue to cover his eyes, before he could see through, he ran away, "No, I'm going to sleep! Next time."

Kong Que: "..."

Fang Man rushed back to the room, went straight to the toilet, and thrust himself into the bathtub with a duang sound. The cold water touched the skin, and the area affected by Kong Que tended to cool down, so Fang Man took a big breath.

But the eyelids were still itchy, and the place Kong Que had licked was hot.

Fang Man put on an eye mask and went out of the bathroom wrapped tightly. Before going to bed, he habitually played with his mobile phone, when he suddenly saw a reminder message.

Ten minutes ago, Kong Que called him 10 million.

Fang Man: "..." His eyelids felt itchy.

Do the math, he seems to be a billionaire now.Fang Man collapsed on the bed, thinking, it's unreasonable, there is no place to spend the money, and the billionaire still lives a sad life of not having enough to eat.

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Waking up their own artists is the daily routine of the manager. The program team specially set up a "wake-up task".

Director Zhu is an ordinary little director in the "My Idol" program group. Although ordinary, he is unlucky.

At 07:30 in the morning, the entire director team drew lots in the WeChat group, and the person who got the largest amount of red envelopes was going to wake Kong Que up.

Even though everyone didn't know exactly what Kong Que came from, they all knew that Kong Que was the lifeline of this show, and they couldn't afford to offend him.

A red envelope totaled ten yuan, and Director Zhu snatched two yuan and two, and knocked on Kong Que's room with a timid gesture that a lucky person should have - he wanted to wake Kong Que up with a shrill cry. ,Fear.

As soon as Director Zhu entered the door, he was stunned.

There was no one on the big bed in the room. He held the screaming chicken and looked around in a daze. Then he saw the cameraman turn his camera to the balcony.

I saw Kong Que in black pajamas, sitting on the sofa on the balcony, turning his face sideways, looking at Director Zhu with a smile.

The rising sun in the sky coated Kong Que with a layer of gold, the sky was dazzlingly blue, and Kong Que was surprisingly handsome.

Kong Que smiled warmly: "Good morning."

Director Zhu: Beautiful shot!

Director Zhu thought secretly, the audience thought there was a script after it was broadcast, and this beautiful scene was filmed more than a dozen times before passing, but then he breathed a sigh of relief - great, no need to pinch and scream Father of the gold master, get up!

Director Zhu brought the "Lucky Wheel" in and said cautiously, "Mr. Kong, good morning. When you are ready, you can turn the wheel."

On the turntable are written in different proportions the ways of calling the bed, such as "Wake up with water gun", "Wake up by blowing suona", "Wake up with lipstick and kiss", "Tear off the quilt", "Wake up in women's clothing", etc. There is a long pointer in the middle , which grid the pointer points to, which way Kong Que will wake up Fang Man.

Kong Que was most satisfied with the option of "Wake up with lipstick and kiss", so he pushed it lightly, and the pointer stopped at "Wake up with women's clothing".

Kong Que smiled slightly.

Director Zhu was trembling, thinking, how could the patron's father pretend to be a woman!Don't you want to lose face? !

"Hey, Mr. Kong, you can turn it again, we will edit it."

"Don't bother." Kong Que smiled, "Let the makeup artist come over."

Director Zhu: "...Okay." As expected of the sponsor's father, he really went all out for the effect of the show!

At this time, other groups also started shooting, and the director group watched in real time from the monitor.

Wei Lai got Chu Yin Zi to wake up with a water gun, laughed out an evil rooster cry, and just aimed at Chu Yin's sleeping face to spray a stream of water, Chu Yin opened his eyes instantly, raised his hand and punched a violent "meow meow fist", The water gun slapped away, and he got under the bed again with an annoyed sound. Wei Lai had no choice but to switch back to the old way of calling the bed, grabbing his neck, stroking his back, and coaxing Chu Yin out of the bed with a good voice.

What Chen Meixian drew was to tear off the artist's quilt. He was originally Chu Yin's manager. After tearing it off, Yao Chaowu covered his crotch in fright, and the scene jumped.

Luckily, Long Dongqiang chose the suona, and puffed his cheeks beside Qiantianyi's bed and blew it. Qiantianyi didn't move as if he didn't hear it. He raised his hand gently, and in the silence, slowly covered his ears.

Zhao Nuohong was also woken up by the suona. His manager Li Yongbo just blew the first sound, and he woke up, smiling greasyly at the camera, "Good morning, I can see you at the first sight when I wake up, so happy " Li Yongbo blew suona angrily, "Nuo Hong, control your earthy love talk!"

At this time, Kong Que finally finished his makeup. Generally speaking, in order to pursue the effect of the program, the program team tends to make the guests ugly.But it's different when the object is Kong Que. First, Kong Que's face can't be changed to be ugly, and the makeup artist is afraid of offending others, so he uses his prehistoric power to make up Kong Que.

Fang Man was sleeping soundly, when he suddenly smelled a faint smell of blood mixed with the smell of red wine, the alarm went off in his head, he opened his eyes suddenly, and saw a "woman" standing beside the bed.

The woman's face was extremely delicate, her long black hair was shiny and shiny, and she was wearing a gorgeous bird blue long dress with her shoulders exposed and a small waist tucked out underneath.

Fang Man: "..." If the taste hadn't changed, he would never have recognized Kong Que. Does this pervert still have a hobby of wearing women's clothes? !

Kong Que pinched the hem of the skirt, and gave a British lady's gift with a smile. The hem of the skirt unfolded a provocative arc, like a peacock spreading its tail.

"Master, get up." Kong Que leaned down as he said that, as if he wanted to kiss him.

What a strange way to wake up!

"Damn it, don't come here!" Fang Man raised his foot in horror, kicked Kong Que away, scrambled down the bed, turned his head, and finally found the cameraman standing in the corner.

Is this the arrangement of the program group?

After Fang Man came to his senses, he ran to Kong Que's bare feet, "I'm sorry, are you okay? I'm so stimulated..."

The smell of red wine in the room suddenly became stronger.

Kong Que was sitting on the ground, his skirt scattered in a circle of flowers on the ground, he slowly raised his face, looking up at Fang Man with red eyes, with a hint of madness in his smile, "Fang Man, kick me again, I still want to If you want... I will give you a reward."

Fang Man: "..."