Breeding Manual of Cat Movie King

The door of the bathroom was pushed open, followed by a soft closing sound and almost inaudible footsteps. Qiao Ze closed his eyes tightly, and felt the sound of the quilt being pulled open on the right side, and then there was no sound.

Qiao Ze breathed a sigh of relief, and when he was applauding his superb acting skills in his heart, a corner of the quilt was lifted with a snap.

Qiao Ze immediately pulled the quilt to cover his lower body like a reflex, stared at Bai Heng and said seriously: "I fell asleep!!"

Bai Heng didn't expose him, and said lazily, "You're awake now." He saw through Qiao Ze's thoughts, and smiled lightly, "Hey, cover the quilt just for chatting, I don't do anything else."

In Qiao Ze's mind, this sentence is like a big bad wolf hugging a little white rabbit, saying to it that if I don't eat you, I will chat with you.

the man.

Qiao Ze snorted coldly in his heart, still wrapped himself tightly, moved to the right calmly, just moved a little, there was a tearing pain in his lower body, he couldn't hold back and let out a sound .

Bai Heng lifted the quilt involuntarily and found out the erythromycin ointment. Qiao Ze couldn't help resisting, turned the person over, squeezed out the ointment and applied it to the swollen area.

Qiao Ze hissed, and leaned forward with his hands on the bed sheet, but Bai Heng pressed his shoulders: "Hold on, it will be fine soon."

Qiao Ze said angrily: "Bai Heng, you are not human!"

While patiently applying the ointment, Bai Heng gently drew circles on it: "Thank you."

Qiao Ze: ...

Recalling the intensity of the two just now, he was a little worried: "Is the sound insulation of your house good?"

Bai Heng nodded: "I can bear it, my parents are at the other end of the corridor."

Hearing the word parents, Qiao Ze buried his head in the pillow, feeling ashamed: "Stop talking."

He couldn't imagine how he would face his father and mother when he went down for breakfast tomorrow, in front of his parents, no, in front of his parents' house...

Bai Heng patted his head: "Don't think too much, just sleep well."

After tossing around all night, Qiao Ze was indeed sleepy, his eyelids were constantly fighting, he gave a hazy hum, and obediently allowed Bai Heng to help him pull up the quilt, and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

The next day, Qiao Ze didn't hear the alarm clock at all. He set a row of alarm clocks last night, and they rang continuously from seven o'clock to nine o'clock this morning. He didn't turn over in a daze.

When he opened his eyes ignorantly and panicked to find his phone, he saw 12:03 in capital letters on the top of the screen, he let out an ah, ignoring the pain in his buttocks, and jumped out of the bed.

It's over, it's over, why sleep so dead.

The clothes that were thrown in a mess last night were picked up by Bai Heng at some point, and put neatly on the bedside table one by one.

After Qiao Ze put on his clothes and washed, he was about to push the door out when he heard the door open with a click.

Bai Heng came in with water and a few anti-inflammatory medicines in his hand: "Take the medicine first."

Qiao Ze immediately reacted, blushing and said: "No, no need," he said in a lower voice, "It will disappear by itself in a few days..."

Bai Heng didn't intend to give in, but only raised his eyebrows.

Qiao Ze couldn't resist him, brought the medicine over, and said in a strange way: "I've never seen you care so much about people."

Bai Heng smiled, and said truthfully: "I didn't know how to take care of people until I met you."

Although he knew that it was Bai Heng's common skill to say something about love, but every time he heard Qiao Ze, his cheeks would turn red with embarrassment.

Bai Heng said: "You took the medicine and went to eat breakfast—" He paused, changed his words, and said with a smile, "For lunch, Auntie cooked millet porridge and vegetable porridge, both of which were light."

Qiao Ze raised his head and put the medicine in his mouth, and then drank the water in one breath: "You laugh at the wool." Thinking about going downstairs soon, he scratched his hair annoyed, "My alarm clocks yesterday were all gone." I didn't hear it, I was too deep in sleep."

"fine."

Bai Heng lowered his head slightly, and lightly printed on his lips: "My parents left the house at six o'clock, and I don't know when you got up."

Qiao Ze still didn't feel very good: "That's not okay, it's rude to get up late at someone else's house."

Bai Heng rubbed his head: "It's really not good to be in someone else's house, but this is not someone else's house, don't think about it, wasn't it a special situation yesterday, just obediently go down to eat."

Qiao Ze looked up at Bai Heng resentfully.

For those who don't know, looking at Bai Heng's gentle appearance, he will be willing to be deceived and fall into the trap.

I was like this at the beginning.

Naive.

Qiao Ze shook his head, sighed deeply, and with Bai Heng's support, he limped downstairs to eat while twisting his hips.

When he woke up, he didn't pay attention to it. Only now did Qiao Ze realize that his manager and Seinfeld both called him in the morning. After answering the phone call from his manager, Qiao Ze glared at Bai Heng:

"My agent found out that you dragged me to your office that day."

Bai Heng held the porridge to cool him down: "What did he say?"

Qiao Ze said aggrievedly: "He said let me get in touch with you more."

Bai Heng glanced at Qiao Ze with an unbelievable expression on his face, continued to lower his eyes to blow cold porridge for Qiao Ze, picked up a spoon and blew cold porridge, and then fed it to Qiao Ze's mouth: "If you haven't slept enough, you will continue to sleep later, From your manager's side, I will ask Lu Wen to bring a message, let you rest for a few days, and postpone the announcement and schedule for a few days."

Qiao Ze quickly waved his hand to refuse, turned his head to avoid the spoon, and took the bowl and spoon from Bai Heng's hand: "I'll come by myself. I'm going to rest for a while when I just came back."

Bai Heng's supplement made him feel like he was resting because of what happened last night.

After finishing the porridge, Qiao Ze called Song Feijue back. As soon as he got through, Song Feijue was very excited: "You finally answered the phone. I thought you disappeared."

After Qiao Ze came back, he had been too busy not to contact Song Feijue, and this voice brought him back to his senses.

"Where are you?? You didn't even get a call for a few days after you came back." Song Feijue was very angry.

Qiao Ze lowered his voice and whispered, "I'm at Bai Heng's house."

"You have to message me back on the moon—you—wait."

Song Feijue picked his ears: "Do I understand the Baiheng family? The family with parents?"

Qiao Ze nodded, covered the phone and said, "Yes."

"Holy shit, buddies, you are developing at the speed of light. You just met your parents after a few days of being together? When are you going to get married? I'm ready to prepare money."

Qiao Ze smiled and scolded to get the hell out, chatted with Sein Feijue casually and then hung up.

He put down the phone, suddenly remembered something, and put his head in front of Bai Heng: "I was jealous of you and Jiang He before."

Bai Heng hummed, and raised his eyelids to look at him: "You also wrote about me and him."

Qiao Ze was choked by this sentence, coughed, and tried to regain his home ground: "Isn't that because you two really look like a couple, think about it, if there is any movement between you two, there will be an uproar in the forum." Bloody storm."

Bai Heng quietly listened to his sophistry, did not speak, his face was slightly gloomy.

Qiao Ze coughed, shook Bai Heng's arm and said, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I swear that I will never write about you two again."

Bai Heng glanced at him.

Qiao Ze raised four fingers and added: "It's not just you two, I won't get in touch with any cp related to you, and I won't write any output."

Bai Heng hummed lightly, pulled Qiao Ze into his arms, and forgive him.

After eating, Qiao Ze stroked his stomach and realized belatedly, why did he change his identity?It was obvious that he was jealous, but in the end he completely lost his stature.

Quite depressing.

The meal to celebrate Bai Heng's finale should have been a few months ago, but Bai Heng took another variety show in the middle of it, so it was postponed to a few months later.

Jiang He posted the address of the hotel in the group, and after notifying the time, he threw the phone aside. After a few minutes, there was a ding-dong sound from the phone. He took the phone over and glanced at it, and then it bounced.

"Joe is coming too."

Qiao Ze is coming too?

Qiao Ze is coming too!

Jiang He was dumbfounded, before he could react, Ci Lan shot out a series of question marks first.

[The most beautiful little Cici:? ? ? ? 】

[The most beautiful little Cici: Is that what I think! ! ! 】

Lu Wen didn't move. I don't know if he has gotten used to it, or he hasn't received any news at work.

[Bai: Yes. 】

【White: [picture]】

Jiang He clicked on the big picture, and it was a picture of Qiao Ze sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone.

Jiang He typed:

[The most handsome little crane: Are you two together? 】

No, there seems to be something missing.

Jiang He clicked on the big picture again and zoomed in carefully: this sofa, this coffee table, this vase, and this staircase in the background!

Isn't this the Bai family?

The group is still ringing endlessly:

[The most beautiful little Cici: It's not important, what's important is that you two are together? ! ! 】

[The most beautiful little Cici: Damn my cp is really woo woo woo, it's amazing. 】

[The most beautiful little Cici: It's a pity that I can't tell the sweet sisters/grievances. 】

[Qun Lao Lu Wen: Shut up. 】

Lu Wen always keeps in mind the tasks and responsibilities of his gold broker:

[Qunlao Daluwen: This matter is known by heaven and the earth, the crowd knows it and I know it. Outsiders are not allowed to know, and those who violate it will be punished. 】

This kind of thing can't be said, everyone knows it, so I just said a few more words while I was in the mood. When Cilan saw Lu Wen finally showed his head, he said angrily:

[The most beautiful little Cici: Lao Lu, did you already know about it, and didn't tell us!Fortunately, we also dragged you into the CP mutual help group, you betrayed the organization just like that! 】

Lu Wen was shaking his legs while eating melon seeds, thinking that not only did I know, but I also helped them clean up the mess for several months.

【Bai: Stop arguing for now. 】

After Bai Heng posted this sentence, the group fell into silence, and then, the words "by invited 'choo' to join the group chat" jumped out.

Cilan was the first to react:

[The most beautiful little Cici: Welcome newcomers!Photos of the newcomer! 】

Lu Wen sent a welcome emoji.

[The most handsome little crane: send red envelopes! 】

[The most beautiful little Cici: Oh yes, red envelopes, red envelopes! 】

Qiao Ze was holding the phone, and before he could react, he was caught off guard by this series of news. Immediately afterwards, several red envelopes popped up in the group, all of which were sent by Bai Heng.

【Bai: Be quiet. 】

Qiao Ze coughed, and finally found a chance to interject:

[Choice: Hello everyone. 】

Followed by sending a hello expression pack of a cute little cat.

[The most beautiful little Cici: Wow, so cute and soft, woo woo woo sister hug! 】

[The most handsome little crane:? 】

Qiao Ze couldn't laugh or cry, and the only worry in his heart was gone. He was worried that he wouldn't fit in well, but now it seems that he worried too much.

The day before the meal, Bai Heng suddenly asked to ask Song Feijue if he would go.

Qiao Ze looked up at Bai Heng: "Let me ask."

He didn't care, but he was afraid that Seinfeld would have nothing to talk about with people he didn't know.

Song Feijue received a call from Qiao Ze, and first slowly typed a question mark:

"Not brothers, are you really developing at the speed of light? First relatives and friends, and then friends, the wedding banquet will be held in two days, right?"

Qiao Ze didn't think it was fast.

Whether it is Song Feijue or Cilan Jianghe, it seems to outsiders that the two are making rapid progress, but only they know that it has only taken them less than two months to establish a relationship, but their acquaintance and understanding have been established from the very beginning. foundation.

Song Feijue agreed: "I'm acquainted by myself, what is acquaintance by myself, I just sit there and get acquainted naturally without doing anything, are you afraid that there will be no topic?"

I was uneasy seeing my friends and never seeing my parents. After all, they were all the same age, and more or less met a few times before. Needless to say, Lu Wen, as a witness of their entanglement, was quite familiar with them. Cilan and Qun As shown in the movie, enthusiastic and lively, most of the atmosphere at the dinner table was driven by her.

Song Feijue didn't know this group of people very well at first, but after chatting with Cilan for a few words, the two of them slapped their thighs and found that they were both the little hosts of Bai Ze CP's super chat. Excited, I can't wait to clasp my hands and tell each other my heart, chatting with him for three days and three nights.

Halfway through the meal, Jiang He came over to toast Qiao Ze with a glass of wine.

Jiang He sighed while shaking his head: "I knew it, I should have known it a long time ago, the two of you are having an affair! I could see something was wrong when I was on the set."

Heartbroken, simply heartbroken.

Before Qiao Ze had time to raise his teacup, Bai Heng blocked it: "He can't drink, I'll take his place."

Jiang He glared at Bai Heng: "What are you doing, are you starting to protect me now?"

Qiao Ze rubbed the tip of his nose in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, Brother Jiang He, I really can't drink, I get drunk when I smell alcohol."

Unwillingly, Jiang He put down his wine glass, humming and chirping, "Really, then you have to be careful with Bai Heng, he's quite good at drinking."

Qiao Ze recalled the last drinking experience, and his tone and expression were quite complicated: "Yes."

It's also quite deceiving.

Knowing that he can't drink, he will get drunk when he touches alcohol, and even rushes to sell him to make him drink.

Bai Heng glanced at Qiao Ze, seeming to understand what Qiao Ze was thinking, and stretched out his hand under the dining table to hook Qiao Ze's little finger.

Qiao Ze had no expression on his face, and withdrew his hand.

Bai Heng continued his efforts and stretched out his hand to scratch Qiao Ze's palm.

Qiao Ze couldn't stand the itch, so he gave Bai Heng a compromising look, grabbed his finger with his backhand, and squeezed it.

Jiang He, who witnessed the whole process: ...

I obviously have a girlfriend, why do I still eat dog food!

Sad, just sad.

Jiang He turned his head to seek comfort from his girlfriend, but Cilan didn't have time to talk to him, and finally found a cp sister who could chat, and the two were chatting happily about the sweets in these episodes of the variety show.

Jiang He: ...

In a blink of an eye, he and Lu Wen were alone.

Cilan dug out a lot of exciting information from Song Feijue, and she was amazed.

The love story between the two went deeper than she had imagined.

Another day of crying over someone else's beautiful love.

She yelled at Song Feijue, and gave him Amway, "By the way, you can pay attention to the wife of Ke Baize. A lot of her output is high-quality goods. What about SSA, Zeze has a voice."

Seinfeld made two oh-oh-ohhs, and didn't dare to be negligent, and quickly wrote down the ID on the memo: "I know the previous one, and I still read the little porn comics he drew. Last time I saw a blogger's imprisoned love, oops I cried, it was so good to cry."

Cilan said: "Really, have you collected it? Push it to me."

Song Feijue nodded, took out his phone and started searching, found it and shared it with Cilan, Cilan carefully put it away in the bookshelf: "Do you want to knock other CPs, I know a wife who is like a wish-fulfilling machine in the CP circle , It’s amazing, it’s a pity she didn’t write about Bai Ze.”

Bai Heng glanced at Cilan.

Qiao Ze had a bad feeling, and his heart was pounding.

Cilan went on to say: "The white crane cp article she wrote at the time was really a treasure. I cried for a long time after reading it, but later my wife often hung up leave notes, so I basically didn't write much." She paused , said sincerely, "I miss my wife so much."

Sein Feijue stumbled on CP late, and missed classes very seriously. He didn't miss any opportunity to learn: "Who, which wife?"

With a half-smile, Bai Heng picked up the fish fillet and put it in Qiao Ze's bowl, and asked, "Which wife?"

Qiao Ze raised his head and glared at Bai Heng angrily. He was afraid of being discovered, so he didn't dare to stare too hard. He glanced quickly and fell into Ci Lan's eyes, thinking that he was also curious, and his sense of satisfaction was rushing up: "It's called Zemu, you can search it online, the writing is great, and the story is smooth, really."

The moment the word "Zhomu" came out, Qiao Zeyi lost control and almost spilled the soup bowl. Bai Heng held back a smile and brought him a tissue: "Slow down, don't worry, drink slowly."

Cilan looked at Qiao Ze's indescribable expression with concern, and said concerned: "What's the matter, are you feeling unwell?"

Qiao Ze covered his face with a tissue, turned his head away from Cilan: "No, I'm not uncomfortable, you talk about yours, don't worry about me, don't worry about me."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-08-1122:29:58~2020-08-1222:42:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: cats love to eat 8 bottles of crispy fish;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!