Breeding Manual of Cat Movie King

Qiao Ze collapsed on the bed with complicated emotions.

After returning from the banquet, his mind has been out of order.

what is this? "The Movie Emperor of Time Traveling Became My Cat"?

Bai Bai has been rubbing his tail around his feet, rubbing the white hair of his trouser legs, raised his head and meowed, and looked innocently at Qiao Ze with his big blue eyes.

Qiao Ze sighed, bent down and picked up the cat and put it in his arms.

The accidental fate between himself and this cat was brought to him by Bai Heng.

If I didn't guess wrong, it was Bai Heng who knocked on the door at the beginning. If Bai Heng hadn't found him at that time, this cat would not have appeared here now.

He ran along the fur, rubbed Baibai's ears, and suddenly realized a problem.

That day when he sent a voice message to Bai Heng, Bai Heng meowed at himself, and then told himself that his nickname was also Bai Bai.

It's also a lie to him, right?

Bai Heng's obsession with cleanliness was probably cured a lot when he turned into a cat.

Qiao Ze sighed, picked up the cat, put it down from his lap, picked up the express box, and looked at it carefully with a frown.

This is the tonic that Seinfeld told him to buy for him last time. It has been placed at the courier station, and he took it out after returning home yesterday.

Qiao Ze weighed the weight and found that it was not too light. There was only a sender written on the outer package, which seemed to be a confidential delivery.

Qiao Ze took a pair of scissors casually and took them apart.

What caught my eye was a few large sheets of paper, Qiao Ze picked it up casually and looked at it:

[Men's supplement. Essential prescription for essence. Professional old Chinese medicine helps men restore their source of power. Relaxed for half an hour at a time]

Qiao Ze:? ? ?

He noticed something was wrong, frowned, and hurriedly continued to look down:

"Shuangshen Oral Liquid Drug Instructions: This drug warms and invigorates kidney yang, and is suitable for kidney yang deficiency. Symptoms include fatigue, weak waist and knees, dizziness and spontaneous sweating. Note: This drug cannot be used as a substitute for drugs."

Warming and nourishing kidney yang?Restore the source of power?

In the courier box, there were boxes of oral liquid neatly arranged, quietly placed in the box, and Qiao Ze looked at each other innocently.

Gritting his teeth, Qiao Ze dialed Sein Feijue's phone number, and yelled as soon as he got through:

"What did you buy me?!"

Song Feijue rubbed his ears, held the phone a little farther away, and said urgently, "Got it? Is it useful?"

He was still waiting for Qiao Ze to give him user feedback.

Qiao Ze squatted down and brought out a box of oral liquid. The bright red outer packaging had a particularly eye-catching effect "Strengthening the Yang and Tonifying the Kidney": "Please explain to me, what does it mean to improve durability, seven times a night is not a dream?"

Song Feijue scratched his head: "Oh, don't be so blunt, it's too shy, you just need to know it, why read it out?"

Qiao Ze was so angry that he almost threw the oral liquid on the ground: "You are so shy, I will ask you to explain to me!"

Song Fei felt a little wronged, and thought that Qiao Ze didn't appreciate the things he bought with good intentions, but instead got angry. He had worked so hard for the happy life of the young couple, so it was easy for him.

He blurted out: "Didn't I think about you two? Last time Bai Heng said you were tired, I didn't think about your weakness, so I bought it for you."

Really.

Qiao Ze finally realized that the two were not on the same channel, and frowned to clarify the situation: "Wait a minute, Witt, bridge bean sack—when was the last time, when did Bai Heng tell you I'm tired .”

Sein Feijue told the whole story honestly: "The last time you were drunk, you didn't answer my call, but Bai Heng picked it up. He said that you just took a shower and were tired all night, and you were still sleeping."

Qiao Ze: ...

He gritted his teeth: "Did he really say that?"

Seinfeld feels wronged: "That's right, that's what he said. I was thinking that you were drunk again, and after exercising all night, you bought you oral liquid out of caring for you, and you still blame me."

Qiao Ze rubbed his eyebrows.

Only now did he realize that there were so many things he didn't know.

He communicated with Bai Heng across channels, and also with his best brother.

Life is full of surprises.

Qiao Ze explained to him earnestly, trying to prove his innocence: "Listen to me, he didn't do anything to me, our relationship is innocent, and there is no so-called bed exercise, understand?"

Song Feijue perfunctory: "Yes, yes, no, anyway, every time you drink alcohol, you drink fragments, so you have the final say."

Qiao Ze: ...

He said, "Would you believe me if I said I remembered everything?"

Seinfeld believed in a hammer: "The last time when I was drunk at my house, you sang in the middle of the night and woke up the neighbors, so do you recall what song you sang at that time?"

Qiao Ze was very sincere: "I only remember the time I got drunk with Bai Heng, and I can't remember anything else."

Sein Feijue sneered sincerely: "Really, that's such a coincidence."

Qiao Ze desperately understood a fact.

Even if he jumped into the Yellow River now, he would not be able to clean himself up.

Song Feijue sighed, and told Qiao Ze to let him accept his fate: "Besides, even if you two really didn't do anything that day, who can't tell where the relationship is."

Qiao Ze was confused again: "What's the relationship between us?"

Seinfeld thought to himself that the two of you have shown your love for so long in front of me secretly, and you really don't have any AC count in your heart: "Everyone in the world knows that you two are in a relationship, brother."

Qiao Ze said powerlessly: "Then why don't I know."

Song Feijue thought to himself, you are still pretending for me:

"Brother, there is nothing difficult to say about this matter. Although we have different sexual orientations, we are still the best brothers. I understand you and support you."

He talked more and more, and expressed his support for him with all his heart: "Although you may suffer a lot of rumors and incomprehension from outsiders, don't worry about it. There are still many people who silently support you two."

He just got the little host of Bai Ze Chaohua, but he didn't want this couple to be so fast.

Qiao Ze thought to himself, don't make trouble for me here, and he couldn't explain clearly for a while:

"Okay, okay, I'm hanging up."

Seinfeld muttered and hung up the phone, quickly cut the interface, and went to the management chat.

Qiao Ze collapsed on the bed, and now he is fully suspicious. Even Lu Wen, Director Xu, and the other people in the crew probably mistakenly think that he is with Bai Heng.

It's not that they misunderstood, it's just that there are too many things that are unclear to me and Bai Heng.

Qiao Ze held the cat in his arms again, stroked its fur slowly, and said through gritted teeth:

"For nothing, you liar, you lied to me for so long."

Right now, I already know that Bai Heng's soul has passed through Mao Mao's body, but I am more confused than when I didn't know.

It is false to say that I am not angry, but more, it is confusion.

He posted on Weibo and found the assistant:

【Zhomu: Are you there?Emotional expert?ask you something. 】

The last time Zemu went online was to ask about his relationship issues, and this time too.

The little assistant Xindao Zemu has encountered a lot of relationship problems recently, no wonder he doesn't have the heart to write.

[Little Assistant: Yes!What to ask. 】

Qiao Ze tapped on the keyboard, typing:

[Zhomu: Tell you a story. 】

Then Qiao Ze roughly recounted the incident to the little assistant to prevent decoding, blurred and changed some important information, and finally asked a question:

【Zhomu: Why did he lie to me? 】

The little assistant was silent, and asked back:

[Little Assistant: Is this Da Da’s latest new inspiration?Which pair of cp? 】

The stalk of this story is not bad. Although the soul transformation is a bit old-fashioned, it should not be a problem to support it with a big writing. The characters are also very attractive, and the little assistant wants to read it.

Qiao chooses to make mistakes:

[Zhomu: Yes, now we have encountered a bottleneck. 】

The little assistant fully assumes the responsibility of solving problems for her family and solving her creative difficulties, and does her best to analyze for her:

[Little assistant: Isn't this cat a black-bellied gong? 】

[Little Assistant: Obviously Gong likes Shou, otherwise why is he so special to Shou. 】

Qiao Ze was stunned.

Bai Heng... like him?

impossible.

The reason why Bai Heng is special to him, isn't it simply because he has a relationship with him, how could it be implicated that he likes him?

Qiao Ze shook his head quickly. Hearing these words, he was flustered, and there were a few traces of distraction that he couldn't detect.

He never thought about it.

It doesn't matter if the netizen smashed their CP, or Seinfeld and others misunderstood him, he never took it seriously, and he never turned his head around this corner.

He asked his little assistant:

[Zhomu: No, why do you fall in love with it, just because they have been together? 】

The little assistant flipped through Bai Ze CP's fanart again and again, and thought that there was nothing good to read recently, so he explained it to Zemu:

[Little assistant: Not necessarily, it's very difficult to like this kind of feeling, whether it's a long-term relationship or aura compatibility, in short, I just fell in love with it. 】

Qiao Ze seemed to understand something, as if he understood something, but his mind was still in a down state.

【Zhomu: I've never liked anyone, so I don't know. 】

He has written articles, he has written about ambiguity and love, there are thick and colorful loves, and light and sour sweet likes, but those are all skills and writing skills, and in real life, this is the first time he has experienced this kind of love. Feelings, inevitably some at a loss.

The little assistant is thinking wrong, isn't Da Da bisexual?

She also revealed to herself before that she likes girls, but she has never liked anyone before. How did she determine her sexual orientation?

[Little assistant: Didn't you say that you like girls before? 】

Qiao Ze: ...

The water that has entered my mind before is now the tears shed.

He coughed guiltily and typed:

[Zhomu: No, no, then I was joking, I don't like girls. 】

【Zhomu: I've never liked anyone before. How does it feel to like someone? Please describe it. 】

Recalling the history of his glorious history of bearing the title of "Love Letter Killer" from junior high school to university, Qiao Ze knew very consciously that he was really a piece of wood here, so he had to ask for advice humbly.

The little assistant wondered how else to describe this:

[Little Assistant: If you like someone, you will be jealous when he is close to other girls. 】

Qiao Ze recalled that when he saw Shen Chun's performance today, he felt a little flustered:

[Zhomu: Then, why is it considered jealous? 】

The little assistant looked at the news with a puzzled face, thinking that you have written so many fanfiction, shouldn't you know more about these than me?

She flipped through the astronomy for a long time, and now she finally found an article that suits her own taste. She quickly opened it, and didn't have time to talk to Zemu, so she simply sent a link to him.

[Little Assistant: [Link: Do you like ta? Is ta your destiny?All tests are accurate. ]]

Qiao Ze cautiously clicked on the link with anxiety.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-0600:14:17~2020-06-0621:53:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 Ruan Ji;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 9 bottles of luhhnnnnnnn; 8 bottles of the only ink star; 3 bottles of Ming; 1 bottle of Jieyu.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!