Breeding Manual of Cat Movie King

Qiao Ze took the initiative to buy this for Bai Heng. It looked like it was for Bai Heng, but he actually wore it himself.

And the little skirt seemed to be worn for herself, but it was actually for Bai Heng's welfare.

Oops, I can't think about it anymore.

If you think about it, you have to play mosaic.

Qiao Ze: ...

He typed expressionlessly:

【Go to sleep. 】

This topic ends here.

He is crazy to ask Seinfeld to ask this.

Song Feijue was still not finished, and was about to send Qiao Ze some links of sex toys on a certain Baotao, but before he could send them, Qiao Ze stopped, feeling dissatisfied.

Who is this?

I gave such a good idea, ran away after using it, and did not say a word of thanks to praise myself.

He typed angrily:

[If you really buy it, remember to give me feedback. 】

Qiao Ze told himself to hold back.

It's not worth blacklisting people just for that.

He lay back on the bed again, the cat rubbed against him, meowed, and curled up its tail on his chest and lay down.

Maomao's tail brushed Qiao Ze's face back and forth, itching.

He touched Mao Mao's ears and said jokingly: "Send you out, okay?"

Maomao took a step back on all four legs, whimpered in warning, and the cat's eyes widened.

Qiao Ze picked up the cat and ran along its fur:

"Hey, I lied to you, come and touch me."

Qiao Ze stroked the cat, and suddenly thought that girls might be better at this kind of thing.

He posted on Weibo and tapped the little assistant.

【Zhomu: Are you there? 】

[Zhomu: I have a question for you. 】

The little assistant was watching Bai Zetiantian's documentary literature, with an aunt's smile on his face, when he was knocked suddenly, he was upset and said who was so blind to stop him from knocking on cp, when he saw the green head portrait, he immediately cheered up and said in surprise:

[Little Assistant: Tell me what you want, don't be polite. 】

It turned out that it was the choice of wood.

What is so important that you need to choose the word "consulting".

Qiao Ze hesitated:

[Zhomu: It's not a big deal, there is a piece of knowledge that involves my blind spot, and I want to ask you for advice. 】

The little assistant understood, immediately opened the browser, prepared Baidu and Google, and vowed:

[Little assistant: I know astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom.Answer all questions. 】

It doesn't have to be such a big gesture.

[Zhomu: I want to give a boy a birthday present, what should I give? 】

【Zhomu: Boys are quite rich, and they don't lack for anything. 】

【Zhomu: The two of us are—good friends. 】

Qiao Ze hesitated for a moment, but still told the truth and made a patch:

【Zhomu: In other words, better than a good friend. 】

[Zhomu: Very good friend. 】

[Zhomu: But the relationship is normal. 】

[Zhomu: Do you understand what I mean? 】

what--

The little assistant fell into deep thought.

This pretentious rhetoric and veiled tone made her conclude——

The probability that these two are normal friends is 0.

The probability of being in a couple stage is 0.1%.

The possibility of being in an ambiguous stage is 99.9%.

As a veteran in the field of love, the little assistant is familiar with this situation, and it is a fatal problem when he makes a move:

[Little Assistant: What do outsiders think of your relationship? 】

This kind of thing, the authorities are confused by the bystanders.

What I think is the relationship between two people is not important, what matters is what it looks like in the eyes of outsiders.

Outsiders feel that the two are having an adulterous relationship, and if they are inseparable, there must be a problem.

Qiao Ze pondered for a moment.

Recalling the scene of the little assistant waving the flag and shouting at Bai Ze szd, he typed slowly:

[Zhomu: A friend is very supportive of us being together. 】

Song Feijue told himself that day that Bai Heng was a good person and treated him very well. The scene of rectifying Bai Heng's name is still vivid in his memory. Qiao Ze continued to type:

[Zhomu: Some friends also think that he is very gentle to me, and treats me differently from others. 】

When the Reuters picture came out, many netizens yelled like crazy that the two were in love, and Qiao Ze still remembered it vividly. He finally added:

[Zhomu: Many people mistakenly think that we are a couple, but we are not. 】

The little assistant looked at the screen indifferently.

Is such a tactful way of showing affection popular now?

Really.

These few words, one sentence is more convincing than one sentence.

That's not what love is.

its not right.

The little assistant found the blind spot.

Didn't Da Da say that she likes girls before, why is she having an affair with boys again now?

This--

What about Lily Dafa?

Forget it, it's not convenient to ask about other people's personal feelings.

Maybe it's a double.

correct.

In this way, anything can be said.

The assistant thought so.

After figuring it out, the little assistant seriously gave Zemu an idea:

[Little assistant: In fact, the two are in love——]

wrong.

Da Da is still in the ambiguous stage. Although the two people like each other, they have not yet accepted the relationship, and the two have not revealed their hearts to each other.The little assistant deleted the words:

[Little Assistant: Actually, if it was you, he would be very happy to give him any gift, even if it is a random stone picked up by the side of the road. 】

[Little assistant: So you don’t need to be too rigid about the form, and you’ve already said it, the boy himself doesn’t lack for anything, so it’s not really important what gift you give, what’s important is that you give it, and Not a gift. 】

[Little assistant: So there is no need for you to be so entangled. 】

!

Qiao chose to understand.

High, too high.

As expected of a master of emotions, he was in place at one point, instantly solved his long-standing confusion, and led himself out of the confusion.

He sincerely praised and thanked:

【Zhomu: You are amazing. 】

The little assistant was complacent, and thought to himself, isn't that right?

[Little Assistant: My friend, my friend's friend, have all come to consult me ​​about my relationship problems. 】

These little lovers, I can see much more.

The little assistant sighed slightly, and said in the tone of a person who came here:

[Little assistant: Whether it’s the repair of love/friendship cracks, the handling of interpersonal relationships, the precautions during the dull period of love, or the search for self-worth in love, it’s all easy. 】

[Little assistant: I'm good at dealing with emotional issues such as love affairs, especially. 】

Commonly known as emotional experts.

Qiao Ze patted his thigh, feeling that he had really met an expert, and said excitedly:

[Zhomu: You see so clearly and are so good at solving emotional problems, you must have a lot of emotional experience! ? 】

[Zhomu: I'm really envious. 】

Little Helper:……

She was ruthless and typed expressionlessly:

[Little assistant: I'm solo in mother's womb. 】

Qiao Ze: ...

【Zhomu: Sorry...】

Heck, no offense intended.

The little assistant held a broken heart, and with a broken heart, he dealt with Qiao Ze's emotional problems:

[Little assistant: Don't look at me with no love history at all. It is precisely this kind of single nobleman who can analyze from the perspective of an outsider soberly and calmly. 】

[Little assistant: You see, the analysis I gave you is not bad. 】

Qiao Ze realized again.

Yes, indeed.

No, isn't it talking about giving gifts? He hurriedly corrected the other party:

【Zhomu: No, we are just ordinary friends. 】

The little assistant expressed his understanding.

People in the ambiguous period can't face up to it, or don't realize that they need to face up to the relationship between two people.

This is normal.

Qiao Ze still has some concerns:

[Zhomu: That's what I said, but I still don't think the gift is special enough. 】

The little assistant pondered, and had an idea:

[Little assistant: If you don't think it's special enough, then you can use your strengths, which are unique. 】

Qiao Ze's eyebrows twitched, and he had a bad feeling.

[Little Assistant: Don’t you write well? Then you can write a birthday greeting in the form of a letter when you give a gift, so it will be very special. 】

She continued to spread her ideas:

Qiao Ze silently rejected the proposal.

That's it.

Don't engage in these things between two big men, and... if you don't pay attention, you may be discovered by Bai Heng.

Bai Heng is not only a man who likes to read his own fanfiction, but also a man who likes to read his own fanfiction.

Too risky.

Qiao Ze finally decided to buy a bottle of perfume online.

The Lafillede endorsed by Bai Heng is also my cat's favorite bottle.

After doing this, he went to sleep in peace.

Because the filming was coming to an end, the crew was extremely busy and full of enthusiasm.

Director Xu frowned and looked at the camera. While watching, he discussed with the assistant director and made gestures.

There are actors in several seats.

"Card."

Director Xu frowned, and made an OK gesture:

"Take a break."

The surrounding staff dispersed one after another, Bai Heng took off the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and walked towards the lounge.

The moment he opened the door, he raised his eyebrows, and then walked into the room:

"How did you come."

Sitting on the sofa, wearing a plaid shirt, concentrated on holding the mobile phone, shouting at the opposite side, the person who is playing games is none other than Jiang He.

Seeing the person coming, Jiang He put down his phone with a groan, "You're finally here."

"I've been waiting for you for a long time. Your brother finally came to visit a class, but you don't even welcome me."

Bai Heng glanced at him and handed him a bottle of water: "Are you done with your work over there?"

Jiang He grunted, and unscrewed the bottle cap.

I have been shooting abroad recently, and just finished my trip. I just have a free period, and I have nothing to do, so I came to have a look.

The two chatted for a while, and before they knew it, the topic turned to the birthday party held by the Bai family next week.

"I heard from your parents that Shen Chun will come next week."

Shen Chun has always liked Bai Heng, he can see it, but at the same time, he is also very clear that Bai Heng is not interested in her.

Bai Heng gave a grunt.

Jiang He looked around, and after confirming that there was no one there, he put down his water glass, approached Bai Heng, and whispered:

"Shen Chun came to see me a few days ago."

He and Shen Chun knew each other well, after all, there were only so many people in their circle.

Because of Bai Heng, Shen Chun often looks for herself and asks about Bai Heng's recent situation and so on.

Bai Heng raised his eyelids.

"She told me that you will bring your girlfriend to the birthday party."

After Jiang He asked this sentence, he fixedly looked at Bai Heng.

When Shen Chun told him this, he was drinking water.

After seeing this sentence, he almost sprayed water on the phone screen.

Bai Heng has a girlfriend? ?

As the best brother, he doesn't know that Bai Heng has a girlfriend?

It's just ridiculous.

Unheard of.

At the same time, he also strongly condemned Bai Heng's behavior of not being the first to notify him of happy events.

Condemnation and curiosity.

Jiang He pulled a chair and sat down in front of Bai Heng, and asked seriously:

"She came to ask me who your girlfriend is."

"I also really want to ask, who is your girlfriend?"

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-05-2921:23:57~2020-05-3019:47:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Jin Jin Jin Koi;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：锦锦锦锦鲤20瓶；十八同志15瓶；阿柚5瓶；是红糖吖2瓶；阿祁大总攻、尽欢1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!