Breeding Manual of Cat Movie King

Bai Heng glanced at him, seeing that he didn't talk to him, he didn't ask to continue, and instead asked: "Adream's promotional video came out today, have you seen it?"

Adream's promotional video?

Qiao Ze raised his head and suddenly realized the problem.

Adream's 520 promotional video came out today, wouldn't it be today...

Qiao Ze picked up the phone, turned on the screen, and took a deep breath.

It really is 520 today.

The two got into the car, Bai Heng asked Qiao Ze: "Have you eaten yet?"

Qiao Ze shook his head: "No."

Bai Heng nodded: "Then go eat first."

Qiao Ze looked at Bai Heng hesitantly, and hesitated for a while before saying, "Didn't Jiang He ask you to eat?"

Bai Heng seemed to see through his inner thoughts at a glance, and said softly: "I pushed, he and his girlfriend passed."

Qiao Ze was surprised.

Jiang He actually has a girlfriend? ?

shit.

That, that... didn't I misunderstand the relationship between Bai Heng and Jiang He?

So they are not...

Qiao Ze's first reaction was to be shocked, but then he felt relieved for no reason, and then recalled how he walked away in front of Bai Heng before, thinking how stupid he was.

Wait a minute, there is another very important question.

Jiang He has a girlfriend, so isn't Baihe CP going to be?

Qiao Ze silently mourned for this pair of top CP fans, and ordered a song "The Truth Is False" for them in his heart.

After the time of one song passed, Qiao Ze finally realized the core problem.

As a boy, Bai Heng looks at the fanfic between himself and another boy, how he thinks and violates harmony.

Qiao Ze's complex eyes fell on Bai Heng's eyes, he glanced at Qiao Ze from the corner of his eye, and asked with his eyes:

what happened?

Qiao Ze quickly:

"It's all right, watch the road and drive carefully."

Bai Heng: ...

Qiao Ze continued to frown and think deeply.

Bai Heng and Jiang He are fake, but what about Bai Heng's sexual orientation?

It’s not like there are no straight men who read their fanfiction.

But since you look at your own fanart, how can you be called a straight man?

Qiao Ze is confused.

Red light ahead.

Bai Heng put his hands on the steering wheel and turned to look at Qiao Ze:

"Are you in pain?"

Qiao Ze's frown immediately relaxed, as if someone had discovered something on his mind:

"No no."

Bai Heng: ...

It seems that when we go back tonight, Lu Wen must tell the whole content of the chat between the two of them.

Perhaps because of the festival, the streets are extremely lively today, and the main colors have become red and pink.Couples walking on the street are in pairs, and street shops also launch various 520 limited activities.

The two entered the restaurant and ordered dishes.

Qiao Ze took out his mobile phone, and the promotional video was the most searched on Weibo, and Lu Wen also sent himself samples and tidbits.

The finished promotional film looks very high-end and quite textured, whether it is the actor himself or the cat.

There are also many comments below:

[Maomao is so obedient and has beautiful eyes. 】

[It looks very cold, with an expression of not being able to bear me. 】

[By the way, is there no Bai Heng?Isn't Bai Heng the spokesperson of Adream? 】

[Upstairs, Bai Heng was still abroad when filming, and did not return to China. 】

[Think of Maomao as Bai Heng, and suddenly feel that these two seem to have a temperament that strangers should not get close to. 】

Qiao Ze read this comment to Bai Heng, and said with a smile, "Hey, you two really look alike, and you both have a white character in your name."

Qiao Ze checked the comments again and found that the popular comments had changed.

[Bai Heng V: Cute. 】

The comment section was shocked:

[Fuck, Bai Heng, am I not mistaken? 】

[Wuuuuuu brother is also cute. 】

【group photo. 】

Qiao Ze laughed, thinking that he deserves to be a cat lover, and he liked this comment.

He thought for a while, cut the number, and forwarded this Weibo with Zemu's number, with the text: "Happy 520, everyone."

The reply below was quick:

[Big 520 fun together! ! 】

[My cp is happy and I am happy! 】

[Hahaha, do you also like this promotional video? 】

[Is it for Maomao to transfer the promotional video or for Bai Heng? /guess】

[Cat?I remember that Da Da had a cat, yes, it was also a white puppet cat! 】

【You don’t follow stars, you forgot? 】

But at this moment, the little assistant who also saw Zemu's Weibo was choking with a thousand words in his heart, anxious.

Most of you are not only chasing stars, but also chasing a little bastard who is black on the Internet.

Qiao Ze replayed the promotional video twice more. The more he watched it, the more he was satisfied. He moved to Bai Heng's side, gave him half of the screen, pointed to the cat and cat picture and said:

"Baibai was very dedicated at the time, and basically had no NGs. At first we were worried that it would not perform well and there would be problems. Later, we found that worrying was completely unnecessary."

Qiao Ze looked at the cat on the screen, propped his head, his eyes showed doting, and smiled unconsciously: "It's so good."

Bai Heng looked at the cat on the screen, pondered for a moment and said, "Didn't you say last time that Bai Bai's temperament changed as soon as he came home?"

Qiao Ze looked away from the screen, recalling that when Lu Wen sent Mao Mao back, Mao Mao kept avoiding him: "Yeah, it's really strange."

"And Bai Bai looked like he was afraid of strangers at the time."

When Qiao Ze talked about Mao Mao, he talked a lot, and told Bai Heng a lot of interesting things about Mao Mao in the past.

Bai Heng nodded while stirring the coffee, and listened to him quietly before speaking: "Now, is Mao Mao still behaved, you two, still getting along like before?"

Qiao Ze found a photo of Maomao in his mobile phone, hesitated while looking at it, and shook his head for a while: "No."

"The cats are sleeping in their own dens now, and they don't take a bath with me. Compared with before," Qiao Ze hissed, thinking of adjectives in his mind, and after a while he finally came up with a suitable description, "It seems more like a cat. cat."

Whether it is eating cat food or playing with toys, it looks more like a normal cat now than before.

Bai Heng glanced at him: "The cat has changed so much, don't you have any other ideas?"

Qiao Ze was confused: "What other ideas?"

Bai Heng put it another way: "The cat is not what it used to be at all, and even alienated you. You said it yourself. Afterwards, the cat couldn't understand what you said at all, and couldn't communicate with you like it used to. .”

"Won't you get lost?"

Qiao Ze thought about it carefully.

It was pretty sad at first.

But Qiao Ze thought of the cat food when he went out today, and shook his head firmly:

"No, it's my cat no matter what, it doesn't matter if it understands or not."

Bai Heng slowly cut the steak on the plate:

"But what if it's not your cat?"

Qiao Ze didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

Bai Heng put down the knife and fork: "What if it's not the same cat?"

Qiao Ze subconsciously denied: "How is it possible!"

Bai Heng glanced at him, but said nothing.

Qiao Ze then opened his mind: "You mean, the cat has been swapped? Impossible, Brother Lu doesn't have to do that."

Bai Heng picked up the water and took a sip.

Qiao Ze sensed something in Bai Heng's words: "Do you want to talk about other possibilities?"

Bai Heng glanced at Qiao Ze: "Soul exchange."

Qiao Ze: ...

He originally thought that Bai Heng's heart was as calm and calm as his appearance, but he didn't expect his brain to be bigger than himself?

He persuaded him: "Brother, usually watch less novels and movies, and more documentaries. Documentaries are fine for me."

Bai Heng picked up his wine glass and took a sip: "What if it's true?"

Qiao Ze: ...

It was the first time that Bai Heng was so persistent on a problem, so Qiao Ze had no choice but to follow Bai Heng's rich imagination and start to conceive a story:

"If it's really not the same cat..."

He propped his chin and thought seriously:

"Then I won't make money."

Bai Heng raised his eyebrows and looked inquiringly.

"Then I have two cats."

"I raised one before, and then I raised another one. There's nothing to be sad about."

Bai Heng didn't seem to expect him to say that, and paused for a moment with the hand that picked up the wine glass.

Qiao Ze was completely immersed in Bai Heng's conception at the moment, and said with some regret: "I just don't know where that cat is now."

Speaking of it, although what Bai Heng conceived is a bit outrageous, it still makes sense. The cats and cats have very different personalities before and after, and it is really reasonable to use soul transformation.

It's just that Qiao Ze doesn't believe in ghosts or metaphysics.

Only believe in the core values ​​​​of socialism.

Qiao Ze was in a good mood. Looking at the red wine in Bai Heng's hand, and then at the liquid in his own glass, he asked Bai Heng, "Is it good?"

Bai Heng took a sip of the wine, put down the glass to fight back: "You can't drink."

Qiao Ze looked at the milk in his glass and choked speechlessly.

Qiao Ze looked around.

The restaurant is very quiet and has a festive atmosphere. The music played slowly by the cello is also full of love and blessings. The couples sitting around all lit red candles in front of them. A pure white and pink rose, petals and candles swaying gently in the breeze.

And myself and Bai Heng, two big men, ate and ate their meals facing each other, resigned from the world and independent, automatically forming a dividing line to separate them from the surroundings.

Qiao Ze suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not quite right for him and Bai Heng.

Qiao Ze leaned down to Bai Heng's ear, and said, "Don't you think we seem to be out of tune with the people around us? Look, there are young couples around."

Bai Heng glanced at him, did not respond to his words, put down the napkin, and called the waiter.

Qiao Ze:? ? ?

Before he had time to understand Bai Heng's operation, he saw Bai Heng whispering something to the waiter.

The waiter nodded, wrote down the things to indicate that he understood, and then retreated.

Qiao Ze:? ? ?

He looked at Bai Heng in bewilderment: "What did you say?"

Bai Heng took a sip of his wine and didn't answer him.

But in fact, Bai Heng didn't need to answer, Qiao Ze would know soon.

Within a few minutes, the waiter pushed red candles and roses, first put the candlesticks on, then lit the red candles, carefully placed the roses on the table, sprinkled a few drops of water, after doing all this, facing calm Bai Heng, and Qiao Ze, who looked confused, nodded slightly, with a blessed smile:

"I wish the two of you a happy marriage for a hundred years."

Qiao Ze:? ? ! !

What is this operation?What about roses and red candles, and what else is a century-old marriage?

He hurriedly defended: "No, you misunderstood, we are just good friends!"

The waiter bowed slightly to Qiao Ze with an apologetic face, and offered his sincere blessing again:

"Then I wish the two of you a happy marriage."

Qiao Ze: ...

Does this person not understand human speech?

After the waiter left, facing the table full of roses and flickering red candles, Qiao Ze looked shocked, looked at Bai Heng and said:

"What does this mean?"

Bai Heng plucked the delicate petals of the rose with his slender fingers, and said casually:

"Isn't this in?"

Qiao Ze was stunned, and then his face turned red.

To say that I am out of place is to complain, but this person in front of me...

How can it be so understood?

The author has something to say: this single dog here wishes everyone a happy 520! ! :)

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感谢在2020-05-1920:32:05~2020-05-2020:42:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Cheng Xi;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Mao Xiaoyuan; 3 bottles of Jianbao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!