Breeding Manual of Cat Movie King

Director Xu replied indignantly:

【yes! ! 】

Lu Wen and Xu Dao are like bonded workers who have been oppressed by the landlord for a long time, excitedly spit black mud on each other, and exchanged the tragic experience of being oppressed.

After the exchange, Lu Wen went on to look for the contact information of the director of the film crew that Chu Yiyun was taking over, while secretly thinking about whether he had done anything that made Bai Heng unhappy.

Be careful.

Joe chooses a home.

It has been more than a month since the original audition, and Qiao Ze has already studied the script to a great extent, and is ready to join the group in two weeks.

Qiao Ze looked at the sky outside, put down the script, moved the slumped cat away from the keyboard, and prepared to post two manuscripts on Weibo.

I haven't touched the keyboard for a long time. I have been reading the script for the past few months, and I just removed the "not accepting the manuscript" pin on Weibo a few days ago.

While connecting the external keyboard, Qiao Ze clicked on the dialog box of the little assistant. He was just about to type, but before he could send it, the other side said enthusiastically:

[Little Assistant: Sis! ! ! ! ! 】

[Little Assistant: You are finally here! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Little Assistant: Sister, you are about to get rich soon, woo woo woo! 】

Qiao Ze kept in mind that he was a rich second generation who started from roasted sweet potatoes, and corrected her strictly:

【Zhomu: I was already rich. 】

The little assistant spoke excitedly:

[Little Assistant: Listen to me first. 】

[Little assistant: Someone asked you to make an appointment for a manuscript, two thousand words. 】

Qiao Ze rubbed his eyes, almost blinded by the number.

Two thousand words? ?

……

Is this man an idiot?

Still a rich fool.

[Little assistant: Da Da was stunned, and I was too, this person is really cool. 】

[Little assistant: Among the many sisters who asked for a manuscript, her self-contained banknote ability shone like a golden light, which made me notice this sister at a glance. 】

[Little assistant: Sure enough, she said two thousand words in one word, she is a rich woman. 】

[Little Assistant: How about it, sister, do you want to pick it up? 】

Qiao Ze thought to himself that such a fool would come in as many dozen as he could. There was no reason to push it out. He rubbed his fists and said:

[Zhomu: Take it! ! 】

[Zhomu: Which pair of cp? 】

The assistant replied:

[Little assistant: OK, but this pair is quite cold, and no one has produced food yet. 】

Qiao Ze smiled contemptuously.

He has never written any arctic circle cp, even if the two have no intersection, even if there is no sweet spot, even if it is La Lang, as long as he is given a keyboard, he can write.

The little assistant hesitated slightly:

[Little Assistant: Well... the rich woman also asked me to give you a vaccination, saying that this pair is not easy to write. 】

Qiao Ze:? ? ?

His dignity as a writer was severely challenged, and Qiao Ze said with disdain:

[Zhomu: Tell me, which one is right? 】

[Zhomu: There is no cp in the world that I can't write. 】

The man simply underestimated him.

Assistant replied:

[Little Assistant: Bai Heng×Qiao Ze. 】

……

……

Silence is Cambridge at this moment.

Qiao Ze didn't blink, staring at "Bai Heng×Qiao Ze" on the screen as if frozen.

No... no?

The CP of myself and Bai Heng?

Fuck, how biased this person's brain circuit is, a good Baihe cp doesn't knock, knocks this kind of cult...

This is too scary.

Qiao Ze stared at the screen carefully, unable to recover.

The little assistant spoke excitedly:

[Little assistant: Really, I was shocked when she told me about this pair of CP. My first reaction was that I didn't realize who Qiao Ze was. After thinking about it carefully, I realized that this is not the star of "Shimmer" Well, Bai Heng also personally visited him. 】

[Little Assistant: This couple is really cold, but it's normal for someone to make an appointment. After all, the two are about to cooperate, and it's still a big production of a two-male lead drama. 】

[Little assistant: But I don't know if it's because of Qiao Ze's too much black material. Although the two male leads have been settled, no one is talking about this couple. The Internet is full of black things about Qiao Ze. 】

[Little assistant: Hey, indeed, people with too much black material can't stand up to it. 】

Mrs. Zemu didn't forget to rectify her name even when she was shocked, typing on the keyboard with righteous words:

[Zhomu: Qiao Zeren is a very good person, handsome, and the kind of miserable person. The information uploaded on the Internet is all fake, don't believe it. 】

【Zhomu: All the sunspots on the Internet are jealous of his beauty and frame him. 】

The little assistant said he was not clear, but gave his own position:

[Little assistant: I don't know him very well, but I also think that the black rumors on the Internet are a bit too much. In terms of it, how do you look at it, Chu Yiyun seems to be the one who can steal roles? 】

After a few minutes.

The little assistant sent a message:

[Little assistant: It's over, I'm in trouble. 】

[Little assistant: I just searched, he is really handsome, even a senior dog like me is tempted.woo woo woo. 】

[Little Assistant: Sister, you are right, they all framed Qiao Ze because he was too good. 】

Although all the pictures she found on the Internet were blurred pictures, which were as blurred as the picture quality of a certain v, but it was still obvious that Qiao Ze was different from ordinary starlets in his good looks, and he was too good at playing.

Yangou's world is that simple.

Good looks are justice.

Qiao Ze felt relieved.

The eyes of the masses are discerning.

Qiao Ze hadn't been relieved for a long time, and then the little assistant said something that made him panic:

[Little assistant: But it's rare to see Da Da speak for a star like this, so strange. 】

It was the first time for the little assistant to see Zhomu Chasing Stars, and he thought it was amazing.

A person like my wife who "has never heard about fan circles for ten thousand years, and only writes about fandom" is actually chasing stars?

Qiao Ze covered his heart and continued his performance:

【Zhomu: He deserves...】

The little assistant was moved:

The wife is really a good person, chasing stars so sincerely gives their love, and doesn't care that the other party is a fool.

The little assistant said ah, and noticed a problem:

[Little assistant: By the way, both of your names have a choice. 】

Qiao Ze was startled, and tremblingly typed:

[Zhomu: Well...the meaning is different...]

The little assistant nodded:

[Little assistant: Hey, it doesn't matter so much, since you are his fan, ma'am, you must know him very well, and you must be handy in writing, and you must not be cavalier. 】

[Little Assistant: Sis, let me know the release date, I'll go back and let him know. 】

Finally got to the point, Qiao Ze refused righteously:

[Zhomu: I don't. 】

Little Helper:……

No, this is not the same as imagined.

Shouldn't the wife be happy to accept it?With money to make, can you still beat the cp of your own master?

And... As far as I know, since he wrote the essay, Zemu has always been willing to refuse anyone, never picky eaters, he writes whatever he has, why does he stop writing when he meets Qiao Ze.

The little assistant scratched her head, feeling that she really didn't understand his wife's brain circuit. She remembered the rich woman's entrustment, and added:

[Little assistant: Oh, by the way, that sister seemed to have guessed that you would not answer, and even specifically asked, "If you don't answer, it will be three thousand words."]

She conveyed the drafter's words to Qiao Ze verbatim.

Qiao Ze: ...

No, how did this person guess that he would not answer? ?

Qiao Ze typed angrily:

【Zhomu: I'm not short of money! ! 】

It's an insult to dignity, it's an insult to dignity.

Write your own fanfic?

He is afraid he is not crazy.

The little assistant said regretfully:

[Little Assistant: Alright, I'll go back and inform her. 】

It's a pity not to earn such a large amount of money. She finally tried:

[Little assistant: ... really don't answer?The rich woman said that the price is not a problem. 】

Qiao Zechu was furious:

[Zhomu: No answer! ! ! ! 】

The little assistant said weakly:

【Little Assistant: Oh, okay...】

The little assistant was three-point regretful, three-point curious, and four-point guessing:

[Little Assistant: Daddy, are you Qiao Zewei's fan? 】

Qiao Ze: ...

The little assistant said earnestly:

[Little Assistant: Hey, Wei Fan is nothing, just don't be Du Wei. 】

Qiao Ze typed weakly on the keyboard:

【tired. 】

The little assistant understood very well, and knelt down immediately:

[Little assistant: OK, take a good rest!I'll tell her, I'll go first. 】

After the little assistant finished typing, he sighed, switched to the chat interface, and clicked on a pure white profile picture with an id name of .dialog box.

[Little assistant: Hello, sister, it’s so purple, Da Da has no inspiration recently, so I won’t accept the manuscript for the time being, sorry. 】

This kind of words is generally a routine polite word, and the other party will understand that it is a rejection after receiving it.

However, just when the little assistant thought that the other party would reply normally with "OK", the other party lazily replied:

【. :Not urgent. 】

Little Helper:? ?

What do you mean don't rush...?What does no rush mean? ?

【. : He will take it. 】

【. : I'll wait for him to pick it up. 】

Little Helper:? ? ? !

No, what's the matter with this determined tone?

The little assistant was holding the phone, blankly, this feeling...

I actually have a sense of déjà vu?

She quickly shook her head and coughed:

[Little Assistant: Sisters can also invest in other CPs to see, let's find out about Baihe CP, the sugar content is so high that it explodes. 】

The problem now is that Zemu doesn't want to accept any cp about Qiao Ze at all, so the little assistant can only guess the other party's preferences and recommend similar products.

【. :? 】

Little Helper:……

This tone, this question mark... Could it be that the rich women and sisters are angry?

No, the other party is a big client, so you can't offend her.

The little assistant carefully withdrew the message, pretending nothing happened:

[Little Assistant: Good!I will pass on the big one!Please pay more attention to Da Da’s works, thank you for your support/blow kisses/blow kisses. 】

And the other side.

Qiao chose to pick up the water glass, poured himself a glass of water, and began to calculate in his mind:

A thousand words are three thousand.

My speed is 1 per hour and [-] words in three hours. In this way, I can earn nearly [-] yuan in three hours.

……

but……

Do you have to rack your brains in front of the computer, thinking about all the ambiguous interactions with Bai Heng, and the pink gay gay lines?

asphyxia.

Qiao Ze comforted himself while stroking the white hair:

I am a principled person, and I don't sell myself as a performer, no matter whether she is [-] or [-], she can't make money.

Although he comforted himself in this way, Qiao Ze fell into the sense of loss of "losing [-] a day" all day long, so he could only pet the cat to comfort himself.

The author has something to say: Assistant: I can’t write much.

Bai Heng: I'll wait for him.

Assistant: Greatly lack of inspiration.

Bai Heng: I will give it to him.

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感谢在2020-05-1219:56:17~2020-05-1316:38:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Sanshui; a very coquettish little fox, 3 bottles of bajibajibo; 2 bottles of me not sleepy at all; (*＾ワ＾*), "Twilight" Lingge 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!