I made a baby kiss with a wealthy old man

In the evening, the golden afterglow shines on the forest path, and the gentle breeze blows away the heat of the day. Small animals that are afraid of heat come out to move around, and the quiet hill begins to be lively.

"Love is like a blue sky with white clouds, a clear sky, and a sudden storm..." Accompanied by a burst of cheerful singing, a young man with a bald head skipped and ran into the forest from the path.

A few seconds later, the singing stopped abruptly, and the little bald head slowly retreated onto the path with a stiff body.

On the big locust tree a few meters in front of him, hangs a ridiculously ugly... Ah Piao.

Half of Ah Piao's face looked as if someone had stepped on it, it was blurred into one piece, and the facial features could not be discerned.On the other half of the face, the bridge of the nose is straight, the lips are beautifully shaped, and the eyes are dark and bright.

This comparison seems to be even more terrifying.

The little bald-head swallowed "gudong" and didn't notice that he stepped on a stone suddenly and almost fell down. He was so frightened that he screamed: "Ah!"

Ah Piao slowly approached him.

The little bald head stomped his feet resentfully, puffed out his cheeks and exhaled, shook a string of prayer beads on his wrist at Ah Piao, and said loudly: "My prayer beads are very powerful, if you don't want to die, run away."

"It's not certain who will die." A Piao uttered a few words slowly, his voice seemed to be quenched by ice, making people shiver.

After saying a word, Ah Piao was already less than one meter away from the little bald head.

The little bald head suddenly took off the beads and threw them towards A Piao.

The Buddhist beads hit half of A Piao's handsome face, emitting a golden light, and thick smoke with a bad smell came out of A Piao's face.

A Piao covered her face and screamed, and quickly retreated between the branches.

"Aren't you scared?" The little bald man picked up the prayer beads and became proud. "My master is the famous Master Qingdeng. I have to take a detour if I see ghosts hundreds of miles away. Are you new here? I don't know much... ..."

It seems that Master Qingdeng's reputation is really not small, A Piao hesitated for a while, and disappeared from the branches.

The little bald man breathed a sigh of relief: "I've seen a lot of ghosts, and it's the first time I've seen such an ugly one. You don't have any self-knowledge. Will you come out at night?"

There was silence among the branches, that Ah Piao should have really left, and then the little bald head ran up the mountain.

There is a Qingfeng Temple on the mountain, and it is evening class time, and the sound of chanting can be heard from a distance.

The little bald head rushed into the temple, and the little monk who was cleaning hurriedly greeted him: "Jian Yi, you are back."

Panting heavily, Jian Yi asked, "Where's my master?"

"In the backyard."

Jian Yi quickly ran into the backyard. In front of the simple stone Buddha statue, a benevolent old monk was chanting sutras with his eyes closed, which looked even more majestic than the Buddha statue.

"Master!" Jane wiped off her sweat and walked around beside him, "I've seen a ghost today."

"Oh." Master Qingdeng stood up, "Eat first."

"Ah?" Jane followed him step by step into the inner courtyard, and yelled into his ear, "Did you hear me when I said I saw a ghost? Did your mana degenerate? I haven't seen a ghost for a long time..."

"I'm not deaf." Master Qingdeng interrupted him, "Have you forgotten what day tomorrow is? What's so strange about a few new ghosts coming out?"

"Tomorrow?" Jane rolled her eyes, "Oh, ghost festival tomorrow... Wow, there are so many delicious foods."

There are seven or eight dishes on the table, with a combination of meat and vegetables, delicious and fragrant.

Jian Yi was immediately distracted, impatient to get started, stuffed a piece of braised pork into his mouth, and said vaguely: "It's delicious!"

"Well, have a good meal, and we can go on the road tomorrow." Qing Deng sat down and said.

Jian Yiyi sat down on the ground, screamed and got up, and couldn't help accusing: "Old monk, can we talk properly?"

"That's a good word." Qing Deng also picked up a piece of braised pork, "Tomorrow, you are going to Jingzhou City."

"Why should I go to Jingzhou?" Jian Yi asked.

"Study." Qingdeng said helplessly, "Didn't you get admitted to Jingzhou University?"

Jian Yi: "School won't start until a week later. I have made an appointment with my classmates to go together at the end of the month."

"No." Qing Deng said, "You have to leave early and go find your fiancé first."

"Pfft!" Jane spat out the soup one mouthful at a time.

With a wave of the Qingdeng monk's robe, he blocked the steamed fish and braised pork in front of him, pointed to the remaining vegetarian dishes and said, "These are yours."

Jane was furious: "You old and unscrupulous fake monk, you eat meat, drink alcohol and gamble... It's fine if you break the precepts [-] times, but now you are cheating your apprentice for a plate of braised pork, where is your conscience?"

"Hey you." Qing Deng was very calm, "I didn't cheat you."

Jian Yi: "I am a majestic 1.8-meter man..."

"One seven seven." Qing Deng corrected.

"One seven eight!" Jian Yi stood up and gestured, "This year, I grew another centimeter!"

"One centimeter is one centimeter, he is still taller than you." Qing Deng said.

Jane was not convinced: "How tall is he?"

Green Lantern: "1.6 meters."

Jane rolled her eyes.

Qing Deng added: "When I was ten years old."

"He must not grow old after the age of ten." Jane finished yelling and sat down again, "Wait, that's not the point. What the hell is a fiancé? Why didn't you mention it before?"

"I said it." Qing Deng said with certainty, "When you wet the bed when you were a child, when you entered the girls' bathroom in kindergarten, when you pulled the braids of female students in elementary school, when you wrote love letters in junior high school, and when you fought in high school... I reminded you, you have been betrothed to someone since you were young."

Jian Yi was flustered in the wind: "Master, I won't steal your meat, so don't tease me."

Qing Deng took out a velvet box and handed it over.

As soon as Jane opened it, there was a gold ring with a simple and simple shape inside, and he immediately became more messy: "You say fiance, which means that the other party is a man, and I am also a man..."

"What's wrong with the man?" Qing Deng rolled his eyes at him, "Aren't your Uncle Liu and Uncle Jiao also men?"

Uncle Liu and Uncle Jiao are a couple in the village at the foot of the mountain, and Jian Yi has a good relationship with them.

However, this does not mean that he can accept that he has a fiancé!

"You also know how difficult it is to keep your little life. I can't keep you." Qingdeng sighed, "The only one who can save you is Qi Wenyan. So, if you want to survive, just listen to Master, 20 years old Before, hug his thigh tightly."

When Jane thought of the experience of being in danger from time to time in the past 18 years, she felt a little sour in her heart, and she didn't know what to say.In fact, he remembered that Qing Deng said that his life was in danger, and he had to find someone with a strong yang energy to marry to save his life.

only……

"From what you mean, Qi Wenyan is much older than me, right? I haven't contacted you in these years, and I just came to him like this. How embarrassing it is for him not to recognize you." Jane murmured after a long while, "What if he is already married? , it's even more embarrassing..."

"No." Qing Deng said firmly.

Jane was speechless for a moment.

Qing Deng touched two more cards and came out: "I have saved some money over the years, exactly 300 million..."

"Wait." Jian Yi plucked his ears, "Three, 300 million?"

"Yes." Qing Deng nodded.

"Then you're still so stingy!" Jian Yi said angrily, "You don't even care about eating braised pork."

"I didn't expect there to be so many." Qing Deng scratched his bald head, "I never seriously counted it."

"You..." Jian Yi was quite worried, "Where did you get the money?"

"Catching ghosts, doing things..." Qingdeng thought for a while, then laughed, "Anyway, I earned it myself."

"Is there someone who wins playing mahjong?" Jian Yi didn't know what to say about him, "Those aunts keep saying that you won money, but I still don't believe it...Master, tell me, after I leave, the aunts will come to the door again What can you do if I ask you to pay back the money?"

Qing Deng handed one of the cards to Jian Yi: "Let's split it equally, the 200 million belongs to you."

"Old monk, you are not good at math." Jian Yi didn't answer his card.

"One million is for Qi Wenyan." Qing Deng stuffed the card into his hand, "Don't take it for yourself."

Jian Yi's heart was very complicated: "That Qi Wenyan, what do you do at home?"

Qing Deng thought for a while: "His father seems to be a little tailor."

Jian Yi's mood became more complicated: "Do I really have to go?"

"Really." Qing Deng said, "Definitely."

Jian Yiyi didn't fall asleep at night, and the next day she looked for Qing Deng with panda eyes, trying to struggle again.

Qing Deng handed him a ticket directly: "Today is a special day, you have to find Qi Wenyan as soon as possible, and stay in the same room with him, remember that."

Jane's eyes turned red: "Master, after I leave, you should stop drinking and eating meat in the temple, lest people say that our temple is full of fake monks. Also, don't play mahjong all the time, you can also dance in the square , lest...forget it, you can do whatever you want, that card..."

"Oh, get out of here." Qing Deng gave him a push, "Finally no one competes with me for meat. I'm so happy that I can't play the show of reluctance with you."

Jian Yi's tears fell back in an instant.

It's quite a long way from Qingfeng Village to Jingzhou City, Jian Yi changed several trains, and it was almost five o'clock in the afternoon when we arrived in Jingzhou.

Qing Deng said that the luggage was troublesome and asked him to buy a new one, so Jian Yi only had one backpack.

He held the phone in his hand, but he didn't want to call Qi Wenyan.

He already believed in the baby's kiss and knew that the object was a man, but he couldn't accept it.

Leave obediently, because I don't want Qing Deng to worry.

But just ran to the door out of nowhere and said "I am your fiancé" to others, Jian Yi couldn't do it.

Over the years, he has seen a lot of ghosts, big and small, with the blue lantern, and he still has illuminated Buddhist beads on his body. Jian Yi is confident that he must be stronger than the tailor's son.

It's all here, why don't you play enough first.He has been staying in Qingfeng Village, the outside world only exists in the screen and text, he has long been longing for it.

Jian Yi made a decision, looked up to find the direction, and saw a playground opposite at a glance.

He was immediately overjoyed. There was no playground in their small town. He grew up so big that he had never even sat on a merry-go-round, so he was embarrassed to say it.

Regardless of the lateness of the time, Jian Yi bought a pass and was the first one to ride the carousel.

At this time, there were not many people. All the children lined up in front of the carousel. His big bald head was particularly conspicuous. A group of people pointed and whispered to him.

Jian Yi was really embarrassed to go any further, and went to the roller coaster in front.

He is relatively unobtrusive here, but Jian Yi still hears a lot of discussions.

"That bald boy is so handsome!"

"The monks also come to play in the playground?"

"Shouldn't he be a monk?"

"The bald head is the highest standard for judging a handsome guy, this little brother can do it!"

……

Jian Yi straightened her back and was overjoyed.

The staff asked to take off the accessories on the body.

Jian Yi had no choice but to take the Buddhist beads.

It's not dark yet, and there are many people here, so it should be fine.

The roller coaster started to climb up, everyone was very excited, and Jian Yi's heart also flew up.

When reversing, there was a howling sound in the car.

But Jian Yi didn't feel afraid, it felt so refreshing, he almost wanted to sing a song.

However, when it was turned over, a human face suddenly came close to him, almost kissing him.

"Ahhh!" Jian Yi was frightened to death, but there was nowhere to hide.

This is a gentle section of the road, and the tourists in the same car all laughed: "The reflex arc of the handsome guy is a bit long."

Jane didn't care what other people thought, and tried her best to get rid of that Apiao.

But it's useless, he doesn't have Buddhist beads to protect his body now, and that Apiao keeps sticking to him, and even sticks out its tongue to lick his face.

Jian Yi hugged his face and head and screamed all the way down, the other tourists couldn't help laughing, saying that it was Jian Yi who adjusted the atmosphere, this was the least scary roller coaster ride ever, and some girls playfully dragged him to the next project .

Jane turned pale, and hurriedly refused, then took out the beads and put them on again.

Looking left and right, the A Piao really disappeared.

He breathed a long sigh of relief, but also depressed.

He didn't dare to play the project of winning the Buddhist beads, so what else could he play?

Jane walked forward for a while, and there were all items that needed to pick off jewelry nearby. Finally, she saw a haunted house that was not required.

Jian Yi hesitated for a while, but gave up.

He has seen a lot of real ghosts, what's so interesting about fake ghosts?

Not reconciled, Jane decided to go back and ride the carousel.

More than 100 tickets, it's too bad not to play.

He was not in the mood to go shopping anymore, so he returned the same way.

As a result, after walking for half an hour, Jian Yi didn't see the carousel before he realized something was wrong.

He seems to have passed the roller coaster several times?

Jian Yi paid special attention this time, but after 10 minutes, he returned to the roller coaster again.

Ghost hitting the wall?

Do you want to be so unlucky?

Seeing that the sky was getting late and the number of tourists in the playground was getting less and less, but in Jane's eyes, the playground was getting more and more crowded—those ghosts actually like these rides!Rush to run and play!

Gritting her teeth, Jane went to a secluded grove, and said to the air, "I know you're following me, come out!"

A face "swiped" from the top of the head and fell.

Jian Yi took two steps back and fell to the ground, almost having a heart attack.

"Why do you insist on following me?" Jian Yi was helpless.

The ghost said, "Because only you can see me."

Jian Yi pointed to the prayer beads on his wrist and said, "Have you seen what this is? If you don't let me go, my master will never let you go."

The ghost said: "Don't be afraid, as long as I don't hurt you, your prayer beads are useless. Your master is so far away, there is nothing you can do with me."

"What on earth do you want to do?" Jian Yi broke down a bit.

"I don't do anything, I just want to play with you." The ghost said, "You are good-looking, and I quite like you."

Jian Yi: "..."

However, his saliva was dry, and the ghost just refused to let him go. If it wasn't for him still wearing Buddhist beads, the ghost might still want to take advantage of it.

I don't know if it's because of the Ghost Festival today, or there are no night shows and the playground is closed.

Before closing the door, the security guard came in and patrolled around, but unfortunately, that ghost made trouble, he couldn't see Jian Yi, and couldn't hear Jian Yi's voice.

But other ghosts found out, and they all came to watch, and soon there was a circle of ghosts of all kinds around Jianyi.

Jian Yi has seen a lot of ghosts in the past 18 years, but this is the first time that this happened, he almost broke down and cried.

Even if these ghosts don't hurt him, he doesn't want to stay with them all night!

He is actually... actually very afraid of ghosts!No matter how much you have seen, you will not be immune.

I really regret that I didn't listen to Master's words.

If you are obedient, go to Qi Wenyan earlier, and you won't... Wait, Qi Wenyan!

Jian Yi grabbed a life-saving straw, quickly took out his mobile phone, and called Qi Wenyan.

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