Yuzhou Destiny Love

"Stand at attention! Take a break! Look to the right! Look forward! Report to the chief..." After a day's rest, all our freshmen were dragged to the playground early in the morning, and the military training began indefinitely.

There are more than 100 students in our department, who are divided into three temporary classes according to their student numbers.Xu Weizhou's student number is 61, and mine is 62.We were both assigned to Class 2 at the same time.After the heads and principals of unknown levels finished their lectures, we started to line up in units of classes.

I automatically stood at the head of the last row in our class, and Xu Weizhou stood beside me like a follower.Yo, it's only been a few days, and I have a little follower, hahaha!I smiled smugly.

I don’t know if it’s his eyes that betrayed me or that kid Xu Weizhou can read minds. He glared at me and said, “I know you when there are so many people, and you live in a dormitory. You are such a joker!" He smiled so hard that his eyes almost twisted into flowers, and the corners of his mouth almost reached his ears.

OK!Xu Weizhou, you brat, let's see what I'll do to you later!Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came, and I had a brilliant idea!Hey, I admire myself. When it comes to teasing people, I can turn my head very quickly.Thinking of Xu Weizhou being punished, I almost couldn't help laughing, but I still tried my best to suppress my expression.

"Huang Jingyu, what are you holding back?" Xu Weizhou stared at me.

"No, it's nothing. Stop chatting, do military training well, and listen carefully to the instructor's instructions!" I educated Xu Weizhou pretending to be serious.

An instructor surnamed Liu is in charge of our class, and an instructor surnamed Wang is in charge of our entire accounting department.All military training subjects seem to be similar, at least similar to my high school military training.The first is to practice walking forward.

The sun in the south is really poisonous and hot. It is only 10 o'clock in the morning, and it is stronger than the sun at noon in Liaoning.In the empty playground, there is not even a place for shade.If you don't do anything, you will be sweating profusely, not to mention raising one leg high and holding one arm.

I stood in the lower right corner of the line, and when the instructor went to the upper left corner of the line to correct the postures of other students, I felt that the time was almost right.I quietly said to Xu Weizhou: "Hey! Let me tell you a secret of mine!" I looked at him seriously.

"What secret?" Xu Weizhou asked seriously, blinking his big eyes.

"Do you know the Northeast patterned padded jacket? It's the red, green and green kind." I asked solemnly.

"I know. I saw it on TV." Xu Weizhou responded lightly.

"My ass feels like it's in an oven right now!" I said slightly uncomfortable.

He glanced at my butt and asked curiously, "Why?"

"My underpants are airtight! The underpants my mother made for me out of cotton-padded jacket material are airtight!"

"Ke Ke Ke Ke..." As I expected, Xu Weizhou laughed so hard after hearing my words.

"You! Come out!" The instructor was not a vegetarian, and immediately yelled at Xu Weizhou.

Xu Weizhou glared at me viciously, suppressed a smile, and obediently stood in front of the team.

"What's your name?" Instructor Liu asked with a black face.

"Xu Weizhou!"

"Run ten laps around the playground!"

Damn!This Instructor Liu is too cruel. 1000-meter playground, run ten laps!faint!This time Xu Weizhou was made miserable, how can I make an apology to appease him!Hey, I played too much this time, Xu Weizhou, I'm sorry.

Just when I was feeling a little regretful, I suddenly heard Xu Weizhou yelling loudly: "Yes! Instructor! Report to the instructor, Huang Jingyu said that you are wearing the big underpants of a flower girl!"

In an instant, ten thousand crows croaked and flew over my head!Okay, Xu Weizhou!We are so close to each other, we are rivals in chess!I was very conscious and immediately ran to the front of the line.Said loudly to the angry instructor: "Report to the instructor, I will also run around!"

Without waiting for the instructor to reply, I immediately started running around the playground.Xu Weizhou also followed, and said to me, "Why are you running in such a hurry? Instructor Liu hasn't spoken yet?"

"When he speaks, we will have to run 20 laps!" After running about half of the playground, I was far away from the instructor, and my speed dropped instantly and turned into a trot.

"Why are you running so slowly, aren't you afraid of being criticized by the instructor?" Xu Weizhou shook his head and asked in puzzlement.

"He only said to run 10 laps, but he didn't say whether to run fast or jog. It's better for the two of us to jog slowly than to stand there all morning and practice walking posture." My little suffocation turned into a little cleverness.

"Huang Jingyu, let me tell you a secret of mine!" Xu Weizhou looked at me seriously.

snort!This kid, started imitating me to make jokes!I'd like to see what level of joker you are.I cooperated with his performance very much and asked seriously: "What's the secret? I promise not to tell anyone!"

"I like men." Xu Weizhou looked at me, no, carefully pondering my expression.

I waited for a long time, but he didn't say anything. "Then what?" I asked dumbfounded.

"No then."

"Hahaha! Xu Weizhou, say you, telling a joke is 100 times colder than a cold joke! Hey, you can follow me in the future! I am level 10, you are level 1. No, you are not even level 1 " I looked at his face, wanted to laugh but didn't dare, for fear of getting angry, after all, I was still running around the playground.

"Today, my teacher will teach you how to tell jokes. I'll follow up on what you said." Uh huh!I cleared my throat.Continue to say solemnly: "Xu Weizhou, let me tell you a secret. I like men. No, Xu Weizhou, my secret is that I only like you! Will you be my little wife? After we graduate, you will be in charge of appearance." Beautiful as a flower, I am responsible for making money to support the family. How about it?" In order to achieve the effect of embarrassing him, I deliberately said it seriously and infatuatedly.

"I'm not a woman, I'm not responsible for my beauty, and I don't need you to support me!" Xu Weizhou said bitterly.

"Hey, little daughter-in-law, I have learned to talk back to my husband! You are not responsible for your beauty, so what are you responsible for? Why don't you take care of the children! Haha, I will adopt two children for you, and you will take care of them and educate them every day. Do housework, take care of your husband and me! How about it?" I continued to make up shamelessly.Hey, I don't know what to do, I usually don't make jokes about these words.Today, this brat Xu Weizhou opened the door, so I just said this series of nonsensical words in my head.

Xu Weizhou was silent for a few seconds, expressionless.I was afraid that he would be angry, so I immediately changed the topic: "Do you have an English name? My English name is Johnny."

"My name is Timmy. Well... If you bring the two sons back from the old Wang's house next door, you can call them Little Johnny and Little Timmy. Kekeke..." Xu Weizhou smiled smugly. "Big-headed son, small-headed father, a pair of good friends, happy father and son. Hahaha..." Xu Weizhou actually sang a nursery rhyme, and sang a few lines with relish.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Xu Weizhou is not angry. "If there are two cubs, just call me Papa and you Mama." I also smiled smugly, and I was one step ahead of the shameless joke.

"Huang Jingyu, remind you again, I'm a man! Not a woman! If a child calls you Papa, they should call me Daddy!" Xu Weizhou was very unconvinced.

"Oh...you are a man, but you also have to take care of all the housework!" I, an old man, must first establish my family status.

"I do all the work, so what do you do? Being an uncle at home is too lazy to do it?!" Xu Weizhou looked dissatisfied.

"I'm only responsible for one thing!" I paused, and looked at Xu Weizhou affectionately: "I'm only responsible for pampering you, only you!"

Xu Weizhou's face immediately changed from white to red, and then from red to pink at a speed visible to the naked eye.Then, his eyes curled into a crescent moon with a smile, and his mouth curled into a crescent moon with a smile, as shy as a big girl!I originally wanted to make fun of him, but seeing him smiling so contentedly, I also laughed happily.

Many years later, on that night, I realized that he was listening carefully to all the jokes I said during college, but I took all the serious things he said as jokes.

The author has something to say:

The names of Little Jonny and Little Timmy come from the Sina Weibo ID "Some are youth_Nothing is time".The blogger is a soul painter, and he paints the warm pictures of a family of four vividly.But at the end of this novel, I haven't decided whether it will be a candy or a □□.