61.

I'm so confused now.

I stared at the little girl opposite me who was only as tall as my knees, and no one let the other look at each other for a full 2 ​​minutes.

"Hey, little girl," I squatted down and looked at her, pointing to the owner of the thigh she was clinging to with a straight face, "this person is my personal property, so I can't hug her."

"Private items" sponsor: "..."

The little girl with two little jiujiu also put on a stern face when she heard this, and said seriously, "Hey, little brother, don't you know how to respect the old and love the young, how can you grab things with the baby."

Me: Return the baby... little girl, is it shameful to be cute? !

I watched the little girl imitate the grown-ups with a straight face, and unconsciously pursed her mouth. With Yuxue's cute little face, she almost took apart the word "cute" and put it back several times .

I... I knelt down under the little girl's tutu skirt without any hope, "Yes, baby, everything you said is right, if my brother doesn't snatch it, my brother is also you!" While the little girl was in a daze with her eyes open, I The thief's paws were itchy, and he couldn't help sneaking up to poke her soft cheek, oh, why did it get more and more bulging?Ha ha ha fun!

Then the puffed-up little girl muttered don't poke her chest and punched her chest with a small fist, then she retracted her hand in a gesture of surrender, and the little girl snorted generously and let go of this unruly mind. The stupid brother who is too smart.

I mobilized all the muscles on my face and tried to make a smile of a caring and good brother, and bravely introduced my thigh, "Little girl," pointing to the leg of the gold master, "I heard from my brother that this thigh is too thick and a bit old, come on. , here is a better one, come here and give me a hug, okay?"

Mr. Wen, who was disgusted next to him with "old-fashioned thick thighs": "..."

The little girl turned her face and glanced at my sticking out thigh wearing jeans, and snorted, "I don't want it!" She turned her face and buried it in Jin Zhu's thigh.

Me: Huh.

The little girl who was peeping sideways saw me pretending to wipe my eyes, and turned her eyes left and right a little helplessly. When I saw that there was a door, I pretended to cry even harder, and finally caught the little girl. I accidentally caught the girl with too much force. My eyes were red, and I felt a white and tender little fat hand carefully grabbing the thick sweater that was hanging on my thighs because of squatting, and whispered softly, "Don't, don't cry, Ma. Ma said that children will become stupid if they cry too much, and you are already stupid enough, if you are stupid, you will be sent to the Third Hospital." The Third Hospital is a mental hospital in the city.

Me: ...Huh?What's wrong.Wait is this really consolation? ? ?

I'm so bad, how can I doubt a five or six-year-old little sister, who came here with good intentions!How can I let go of such a great opportunity, I hurriedly pretended to be short and leaned on the little girl's little shoulders, whispering, blinking desperately and signaling to the benefactor behind him to leave quickly or else I would be caught. Wrapped up, and guaranteed that I can perfectly complete the organizational tasks alone.

After seeing the gold master leave in a low voice, I breathed a sigh of relief.

The origin of the matter is that the gold master suddenly said during my infinite sage time that a friend entrusted him to take care of a little girl after finishing a few routine rounds last night. Trying to overcome the sage's time, I took the task soberly, but what I didn't expect was that the little girl brought by the benefactor the next day would not cooperate with the work, and would not let go of the benefactor's thigh, although I can understand the benefactor very well The comfort of my thighs and the fact that once I hug them, I will quickly fall into a state of inseparability, but in order to complete the task of the patron, I still made the behavior of beating mandarin ducks (?).

Fortunately, in the end, relying on my wit and intelligence, I successfully rescued the noble thigh of the gold master from the little devil's claws (* ̄︶ ̄)

In the following time, I used my remaining half breath to try my best to coax and tease the cute and cute little Gongju, so that the little Gongju didn't make a fuss and make trouble. It will be tiring after three hundred rounds.

It also took a lot of thought to finally break through her defenses. The little girl who was still a reserved little girl in the early stage gradually revealed the nature of a little monkey for a hundred thousand reasons.

"Little brother, why do you live with Uncle Wen?"

"Brother, why are you and Uncle Wen so tall, why are adults so tall? Did you put a lot of insoles on?"

"Little brother, why are the noodles you ordered so unpalatable, not as delicious as the noodles I ordered?"

……

This little girl named Nian Nian must have been reincarnated from one hundred thousand people with broken wings in this life.

And in my previous life, I must have accidentally tore up her book boy called One Hundred Thousand Whys, and then in this life, I came to pay her back one piece at a time with each question. If you run away, you can't even fight, you can only cry and explain to her one by one.

Now I am just like Cuihua, who was basking in the sun on the sofa and was suddenly caught by Nian Nian and rubbed her hair for half an hour. I have nothing to love.

62.

Raising a green flower and making money will create feelings, let alone the lively and cute little Niannian who is also icy and cute.

I kindly watched Wangcai, who was pushed out by me as a "shielding card" under Nian Nian's hand, groaning and turning into a crippled dog, and the little witch Nian Nian laughed happily as she rode on a real dog fur blanket , very gratified to find a warm dog abuse atmosphere from this dog abuse scene.

As for the Cuihua who was also pushed out, this cat owner is no better than Erbaji Wangcai. She is very smart, and she hid early on the high glass flower stand on the top floor and changed her position to continue basking in the sun beautifully. Who knows how she climbed up, anyway, the little life is more comfortable than mine.

After being fed a piece of meat, Wangcai quickly and stupidly moved over, his big tail wagging as if it would break off in a second.

"Haha, Leo is so good, do you want another piece? Okay, okay~"

I lightly hit Niannian's small hand with the end of the chopstick I was holding, which was about to grab another piece from the plate, Niannian withdrew her hand, looked at me accusingly, and said, "Wangcai has its own nutrition. Don’t feed him the prescribed amount of food made by the teacher, it will make him sick, you know?”

Nian Nian immediately responded as she did with her nickname. I just like this little girl who knows her mistakes and can correct her good temper. This is like me. They are all the same. Um.

"Brother..." As soon as I heard Nian Nian obediently calling me brother, my hair stood on end, and I had a bad premonition, as expected.

The little girl opened her big round eyes and asked, "Why do you call Leo 'Wangcai'?"

Me: Here we go again...

……

I tried my best to squeeze my brain cells and finally passed this level, and I also solved the problem of why Candy is called Cuihua.

I feel very comfortable.

Then he lured Wangcai, who was full of food and drink, over, and as soon as Nian Nian saw the big dog, he would jump over and ravage him.

Well, dead Wangcai never dies shit shovel officer.

Little angel Niannian is a good boy in all aspects except for asking questions and always having itchy hands and rubbing the two masters. She doesn't have the unique freedom of children at this age that I have met before.

The "flying" here can be described vividly in the lyrics: blow, blow, my pride and indulgence, blow and blow will not destroy my pure garden~

When I took care of little Niannian, I really realized the responsibility of being a big brother, especially the very good Niannian who was fostered by me during the day, and had to be sent away again at night when the benefactor came back. At that time, the little girl hugged her The doll in my hand turned back one step at a time, looking at me eagerly, my heart was twisting, and my stomach hurt.

Many, many times I couldn't help but want to snatch her from the housekeeper, and gave up the routine work with the gold master at night. Fortunately, my rationality and professional three views restrained my impulse for many years, so I continued to talk to Jin at night. The Lord started from the philosophy of life to the philosophy of the body, and then from the philosophy of the body to the great harmony of life, and so on and on and on.

63.

"My father has gone to the sky." The little girl looked up at me innocently, with sadness hidden in her bright eyes, as if she had precociously understood the meaning of going to the sky, "so my mother took care of what my father left behind. The company is so big, the assistant said that Dad's company can be seen all over the country," her face was a little proud, "My mother is amazing, the bad guys are afraid of her!"

No, I don’t know why the [-] why questions ended up on this topic. Compared to this, I would rather answer the endless [-] why... But wait, the bad guys are afraid of her, don’t you? Is it... Sheriff Black Cat? !

cough.

Stopping the random flying thoughts, I heard Nian Nian accidentally mentioned her father's name.

"Jiang Zhenghang?" Inexplicably familiar... Oh, I remember this incident. Last year, the boss of the Yuanhang Group, which caused a lot of trouble, died suddenly. The stock market plummeted, but the boss's wife turned the tide. The newspapers used this as an inspirational model for supporting women's rights. , if I remember correctly, the boss died because of... heart failure?

63.5【Small Theater-Niannian】

Jiang Suo: (Touching his chin) The name Nian Nian is really amazing, and the demeanor of Xiao Nian Nian who is sometimes "sluggish" and sometimes "sticky" is extremely accurate and powerful.

Wangcai: (dog legs agree) Woah!Wang!Wang!

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It’s not finished yet, the next chapter continues, Ma Ma is about to come out, it’s highly anticipated (not yet)

The phrase "Blow, blow, my pride and indulgence" comes from the lyrics of "Yezi". The author's favorite is the version of the Goddess of Man and Han _(:з」∠)_

Wangcai is indeed the most unfavored one, his real name only gets thicker in the last few chapters, so I specially added roles to him in the small theater, I am really a real mother (proud face)

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