gold master kidney is not good

55.

That day, I waited until I was blown into a pen in the wind, and I only waited for the benefactor to come out alone, and I didn't touch a single hair of that big goblin.

The one who was still in a hurry just got home before the patron came back. I was tired and cold after taking a hot bath and fell asleep halfway through the routine of going up and down at night, which made me When I woke up the next day, I didn't dare to face the benefactor, because I was afraid of looking at his face that poked a dead fish all night and wanted to complain, and felt guilty.

After this battle, my obsession with the big goblin outside the gold master has also faded a little, um, a little, the kind that is as big as a sesame seed.

But I began to rely on the illusory thing of timing. As the saying goes, the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge, and sooner or later one day it will catch the fox tail of the big fairy.

In a few days it will be the [-]th anniversary of our bar. It is not a guild hall. When the guild hall opened, we didn’t know where our bar was.

In a blink of an eye, I have also been in the hall for six years.

I don’t want to know, but when I think about it this way, I really feel that my youth is drifting away from me every minute, and this feeling is especially strong when I see the fresh meat that has just entered the museum.

The closer the tenth anniversary is, the wechat group is swiping every day, and it's the kind that goes up to 99+ after just looking at it in a daze.

And what puzzles me is that they have played with emoticons recently, but it’s not the one with fat hair and a bit dirty, simple strokes, a villain with a comical expression on the P face, riding a shrimp, or Yanyi cats and dogs Yes, but it’s all about a middle-aged woman holding a cup, a baby laughing exaggeratedly, or a small figure popping out of a flower with a sparkling “Happiest and Happiest” next to it...

I sent a black question mark, and I was ridiculed by them, saying that in the past few days, everyone in the group has agreed to only send middle-aged and elderly emoticons, and see who has the most amazing stock of middle-aged and elderly emoticons, and then they can go to the DJ at the bar party that night Order a song as a gift.

I:……

Isn't it the middle-aged and elderly emoticons!Who doesn't! ... well, I didn't.

This kind of emoticon pack looks like it is used by parents. I am still a young man in his 20s, so there is no way.

Everyone on WeChat: Right-click to parents for free!

Me: ...I'm heartbroken, old irons.

Without my parents, I rode on the grilled Pipi shrimp bitterly and left.

On the day of the bar party, when I put on my uniform and walked into the bar, I always felt that the atmosphere of "doing things, doing things, making things" was everywhere in the bar. Butt intensified sitting in front of the bar where I usually stand.

Hey, I glanced behind him several times, but I didn't see his little fresh meat tails, it's weird.

When the kid looked up and saw me with a surprised expression of "Why are you here", he rolled his eyes and turned his face away, "You opened the bar, why can't I be here anymore, something is wrong."

I:……

Well, just sit and sit, what's the point of turning your face away and driving away all the guests who want to come to my place?

I drank the northwest wind and looked at Luyu who seemed to have nails moving under his buttocks, but he just didn't move his nest. My heart was very complicated, but I didn't express anything. I probably owed him in my previous life. The old man in the past When I first entered the guild hall, I had to wipe his ass without complaint. Now that he has been a teacher and has been a white-eyed wolf for so many years, I still have to bear with him when he loses his temper. Who made him my ancestor in the previous life.

56.

I heard a noise at the door, and it turned out that it was Hua Nian, the big boss behind our bar, who brought up my bartending, but compared to his superb bartending skills and taste, I can only Barely enter the grade.However, like many big bosses, he doesn't appear much anymore, but because of his innate and unforgettable appearance and temperament, his image in everyone's mind is not weak at all. On the contrary, because he is not seen often, it adds a lot of mystery .

The boss with a face more handsome than a star stood on the stage, and he said some opening words, but I didn't listen to them, let alone the left ear and the right ear, and it will probably be ten years later. Better yet, I did hear the last thing he said before stepping back.

"All drinks in the bar are half price today, everyone have fun, I won't stand here and disturb you young people watching the show."

After saying the words that were as lively as joking, Hua Nian left the stage with a smile on his face.

The applause from the audience rang out for a while.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that the big boss with a gentle face looked at me when he left the stage. I looked down at my uniform in confusion. Could it be that my uniform was worn backwards?No, no, I'm not mentally retarded, it's hitting it.

My eyes fell on Lu Yu who suffered from ADHD and finally stopped to drink the fruit rainbow.

As if he sensed my sight, he glanced at me, and quickly turned his head away. I saw his cheek turned red like a boiled shrimp.

I rubbed my chin and glanced at the eyebrows, eyelashes, eyes and lips on half of his face, and felt that my eyesight was still top-notch when I was leading the apprentice, so it is very normal for Boss Huanian to pay more attention to the beautiful young man here who is not at all obsessed with everyone. matter.

Everyone has the love of beauty.

On stage, Yuan Ye led his mudslide dance troupe to dance the opening dance "Little Apple".

Me: ...When I first entered the door and heard this song, I had expected it subtly, so I am not surprised now, not at all, alas.

But it is undeniable that it is the old queen dance troupe of the bar after all, Xiao Yuan and the others dance really well, you can tell by how intense the applause is.

Everyone on the stage left the stage, leaving only Xiao Yuan who picked up the microphone. I watched Luyu in front of me gulp down the fruit rainbow, and I was a little thirsty, so I poured myself a cup, and slowly Sip up.

"Actually, today is not only the [-]th anniversary of our bar, but it also happens to be the birthday of a close friend of mine, so our whole bar made a video without telling him, oh, don't worry, don't bring the cake up, by the way, everyone present is blessed Alright, the drinks are half price and there will be cakes to eat later, so let’s stop talking, Xiao Lu will play the video!”

All the lights in the venue went out with a snap, and I was halfway through my drink:? ? ?

Familiar figures appeared on the big screen.

"Brother John! Look here, look here, don't worry, the first one has to be long and clear? Brother John is old, I didn't understand anything when I first entered the bar, I almost offended Guest, Brother John helped me stop drinking several times, although I always wanted to tell him that his drinking capacity is actually worse than mine, but in the end I called Brother Xiaoyuan and worked together to carry him away... Wait, etc. Wait for Xiaohong, don't grab my microphone, hey!..." This is Xiaoxiao.

"Time is limited and nonsense, you are the only one talking, I only have one sentence: Jiang Jiang Jiang Jiang, happy birthday!" This is Xiao Hong.

"John, the wine you make is really bad, the fruit rainbow is the most drinkable one, so I understand the answer you asked me last time why they like to order fruit rainbow when they come to you, hehe, anyway You can't hit me even if I'm on the screen!" This is James.

"Brother John, happy birthday! Brother Xiaoyuan asked me to sing the happy birthday song here, and I brought my guitar, and I will sing it for you..." This is Sanshi.

……

"It's agreed to be 30 seconds for everyone except Xiao Sanshi! Give me a timeout for everyone! Well, now I'm sure the bgm is gone, it's embarrassing to think about it," Yuan Ye rolled his eyes while holding the microphone on the screen, " In the end, as the unlucky ghost who guessed the boxing game and guessed the loser, and was no better than the middle-aged emoticon pack, no, the finale, I wish the little fairy John in our bar to be one year older today hahahaha! Ben Sandu Ben Four years! Congratulations!"

I:"……"

Very good, the tears that had just been spit out by the wine shrank back.

After the video was finished, the lights in the bar were turned on again, and Xiao Yuan was seen standing on the stage, directing several people to push the cake trolley up.

"Now we invite our elderly birthday star to come on stage~" The lighting engineer slapped the lamp post on my head with great force. What does it feel like I can't escape if I want to escape? As I walked, the beam of light followed me and kept on my head, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk up to the stage.

"Old birthday boy, let's cut the cake." When he handed me the knife, Xiao Yuan moved away from the microphone, hesitated, and said to me softly, "Do you know who made the cake? You can't guess it, haha, Xiao Yuan The white-eyed wolf did it."

I:……

Me: Huh? ? ?Luyu? ? ?

The image of the tsundere boy wearing a pink apron is always in my mind, making a cake. When I cut the cake, I felt very complicated.

With the help of Xiao Yuan and the enthusiasm, the cakes were distributed, and then the official performances began on the stage, singing and dancing, and the scene was very hot.

After seeing off the last guest, we gathered together on the stage to take a group photo, put our mobile phones on a stand on the table and aimed at this side, and after setting the time, Xiao Yuan hurried over from there and stood there. There is the place for him next to me.

"Five consecutive shots! Let's count down together——"

"One, two, three—eggplant!"

57.

I changed my uniform and just put on my sweater when I turned around and nearly bumped into the person behind me.

Take two steps back, and take a closer look, Bai Shengsheng's face is not Luyu's.

"You little bastard is scary, you just stood behind me without saying a word." I breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the coat in the closet and put it on, "Are you looking for Xiao Yuan? He just left."

"No."

I put my bag on my back without looking up, "Oh, then are you looking for James and the others? They're leaving too..."

I walked a few steps, and suddenly realized something was wrong. I turned my head and saw that child was still standing in front of the cabinet like a pillar, frowning enough to kill a fly, and looking at me viciously.

I:……

Let me just say, I definitely owed him in my previous life!

57.5 [Small Theater - What Birthday Wishes Would a Donor Say?]

Jiang Jiang: No birthday wishes, birthday wishes!I'll be fine every day (lie down)

Wen Yijiang: ...

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Happy rotten girl's day, cousins~

Yes, that’s right, those three middle-aged and elderly emoticons are my dad’s favorite. Not only do he use them, but he also likes to swipe the screen (wiping his face)