gold master kidney is not good
Chapter 15
45.
Afterwards, I was paralyzed for two days before recovering.
During this period, I was very scheming to show off in the wechat group of our bar for two days, and I was almost beaten to death by Xiao Yuan and the others rushing over from the other end of the network cable.
Of course, when I was showing off, I didn’t mention that this is the first time that the donor has messed with me. Facts have proved that the donor’s kidneys are very good, the kind that exceeded the standard. Did I mention it to say that I have no ability to ruin it? What about my own reputation? I'm not stupid at all.
It was Xiao Yuan who came to poke me secretly, and I showed off and went back, cursing and swearing that I, a little fairy, would never be cared about again.
I was coaxed back by my reservation treat of a spicy crayfish.
What should I do, my friend is so easy to coax me, I am afraid that he will be abducted by other goblins.
It is said that after the workaholic gold master dragged the body that had been squeezed by me to the company that day, when I struggled to get up on the bed to pick up food, I accidentally kicked the black box under the bed. The small body that just fell was almost torn apart.
Fuck my feet!Which wicked person put the box next to someone's bed!kill him!
I was about to throw the box to vent my anger when I suddenly took a closer look.
... Hey, wait a minute, why does this box look familiar?
With a bad premonition in my heart, I opened the box and poked my head inside.
I:…………
Isn't this riding horse a fun gadget box that I secretly hide under the bed?I squatted down with difficulty and looked under the bed with all my strength, and it was gone!
I took another look at the two small bottles of lubricating fluid that had been on the bedside table next to me for a long time, and they were indeed two of the ones I bought.
Holding the lubricant in my left hand and the box in my right, I sat on the edge of the bed and fell into deep thought.
Finally came up with the most possible development: Could it be that I sold myself in order to eat the benefactor in front of the benefactor after I got drunk that day?
I was stunned by my own stupidity.
After a while, my stomach made a series of protests, and I put all the lubricating fluid in my hand back into the box. After thinking about it after stuffing it back, I took out the broken jar and put it in the first drawer of the bedside table , Then packed up and stuffed the box back under the bed.
The white lotus figure collapsed early, and I am not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet, anyway, I have already wiped out the benefactor, and I have decided to go back to my own little fairy figure made in heaven.
Go, goblin!The goal is the gold master's handsome face, long legs, big Jiebao and six-pack abs!
46.
Later, the benefactor and I lived a happy life of a small fight every day and a big fight every three days.
……not at all.
Although the problem of the Jin Zhu Kidney has been solved, the various information I checked during the process of using the egg has penetrated into my heart and cannot be washed away. I think it is also for the future of me and the Jin Zhu Kidney. Gradual debt repayment is the right choice.When the kidneys are used up, there will be less hatred, and the money will not be enough to spend at the end of the month. You must know that the waves at this time are overdrafting the future!
The above is almost like a confession from MB.
In fact, the sex life between the benefactor and me is so harmonious that I don’t want it, but as the active seducer, I have to secretly taste a few mouthfuls of the Shiquanda tonic wine sent to me by Pangcijun from time to time, and it works quite well. It works, but every time I look at the dead bodies of unknown creatures in the medicinal wine, I always feel a sense of disobedience when I drink it... The most important thing is that this wine is really hard to drink!It's so hard to drink that I have no friends!Every time I took a sip, I was in a state of sleepwalking throughout the day. I couldn’t even eat the braised lion’s head made by the royal chef of the owner’s family, Zhang, so disgusting that I could only look at the owner two or three times The chopsticks went down, and the plates were all empty.
There is no place to complain about suffering, it is not a human life!
This time I just came to my senses, and I changed my name to "Hard to Drink" to "Help You Lose Weight and Destroy Your Appetite". The medicinal wine is really pressed under the box, and I absolutely don't plan to open it again until the moment of life and death.
So I also set a green and healthy debt repayment schedule, and recorded when, where, how many times, and with what posture.But what puzzles me is that my first draft has disappeared for some reason. I obviously hid it well, and I couldn’t entrust the donor to find it. I had to swallow my grievances and coded another copy from my memory.
In the past few days, I looked at the debts that were slowly crossed out on the small notebook, and felt that everything was developing in a good place!Life is full of new hope!
I also began to think that after the debts are paid off and the benefactor is tired of my body, I can drag my old and decrepit body back to the guild hall and plan to terminate the contract with the guild hall to retire. By the way, I was thinking secretly Seeing that I have worked hard to serve the benefactor for so long without any credit or hard work, it is possible to apply to the benefactor to poach the benefactor's royal chef, Miss Zhang.
Well, I personally think that the possibility is still quite high.
... If the funder disagrees, I can lie down in front of his company and let the onlookers watch the fun.
I would really die if I lost the tongue-swallowing food from Jinzhu's family!
47.
This day, as usual, I was yawning and getting up to look for food with my hair turned up all night, and I actually found a strange man on the sofa of Jin Zhu's house!Originally, I thought that the workaholic funder who had finished breakfast and went to the company was still staying at the dining table. After seeing my figure looming out, he turned around and asked Sister Zhang who was waiting to bring the breakfast. By the way, since the implementation After setting up the green and healthy debt repayment schedule, I often collapsed on the bed for a long time in the morning because of last night’s waves, so the considerate funder knew about my difficulties, and Sister Zhang and the others warmed my share. I don't have to get up early to have a tongue-in-cheek breakfast hahaha!
Since then, I have been so depraved that I have never woken up early, no matter whether there were all kinds of waves yesterday.
Fortunately, the benefactor probably had his lower body satisfied, and he turned a blind eye to my aggressive behavior and never pursued it.
A happy life begins with staying in bed.
Back to the present, I glanced at the beneficiary at the dining table, and then at the young man on the sofa who was playing happily with his legs crossed and holding his laptop, which was obviously the beneficiary’s, and fell into speculation about the possible relationship between the two In the midst of the storm.
lover?friend?old love?
Before I could draw any conclusions, the benefactor saw me standing there, and summoned me with a glance. After I sat down, he seemed to know what I was wondering, and introduced me, "My brother, smell Yi Hai."
Oh my goodness!Uncle!
I wanted to cry but subconsciously touched the hair on my most curled up hair.
The young brother-in-law seemed to have heard the concise and clear introduction from the benefactor, and shouted without looking back, "Hello, sister-in-law!"
I:"……!!!"
sister in law? !Even if you are a brother-in-law, you can't yell!Regardless of seniority, this gender is also wrong. Although I don't smoke, I only drink alcohol and sell my body and butt, but I am a good boy!
I twitched the corners of my mouth and opened my mouth to euphemistically clarify, but suddenly I didn't know how to euphemistically tell my new brother-in-law about my identity.
The little MB raised by the sponsor?The man raised by the gold master?The little lady of the gold master's family? ... Bah, what the hell is the last one? !
So I thought, the benefactor whose seniority was messed up didn’t make a sound. I was anxious to explain something, so I shut up and looked at the benefactor next to me expectantly, hoping that the benefactor with high IQ could come up with a strong rebuttal.
It's a pity that the benefactor is still in my eyes, as if he has been completely immersed in the delicious breakfast of Sister Zhang.
When I looked back at the internet-addicted young uncle who was playing computer games on the sofa and his hands flew up, I found that the best time to explain this matter had been missed.
Me: ... I have to swallow the shit that comes to my mouth.
Silently bowed his head to eat the already hot breakfast.
……
Ahhh!tasty!
The younger brother-in-law, A Hai, is a very noisy, familiar and easy-going person.
That's right, in less than a day, we have successfully promoted to friends who call each other by nicknames.
After getting along, Ah Hai, who is not only an Internet addicted boy but also a naive boy, brought out all his affairs. It turned out that he was sent to a foreign country for further studies by the benefactor just after graduating from university, and he was only allowed to come back for a year. Three times, this time I will go back after a short stay.
As a low-level MB, in my eyes, the words "going abroad" that Ahai dislikes are all in golden light, and the young Ahai who travels abroad is naturally glowing with golden light.
But my brother-in-law is good at everything, there is one point where I have a big difference of opinion.
That's right, it's a game called QSQ that I haven't stopped chatting with me since I saw him.
I don't think this kind of game is any fun at all, it's all virtual things, isn't it just a few villains fighting around in all kinds of colors, it's too boring, let alone swallowing money.
But I just think about these words in my heart, and I dare not show it on the face. After all, although the benefactor did not say anything, I have been with him for a long time and I am naturally good at observing words and expressions. I found out that he and his brother-in-law should have a good relationship.
If my brother-in-law is offended, and he pouts and slaps the benefactor, I will end up being thrown away... More than half of the debts in my little book are still unpaid!How about giving up halfway!
But watching him play and play, I was finally persuaded by him to move my laptop and join him to play with him.
I want to see how attractive this game is!
47.5 [Small Theater - Supplement to the Research and Interview of Fruit Rainbow]
Wen Yihai: (Hands playing the game kept on) What?fruit?I love strawberry ones... damn!How can this person move so poorly!Can you play, elementary school student?There are too few homework assignments, please arrange more!
***********************
Jiang Jiang will be slapped in the face in the next chapter, hehe (* ̄︶ ̄)
Yesterday, I went to see "A Dog's Mission" with my roommates, Hachiko's new work, the fried chicken looks good!Full of laughs and tears!It was shot from the perspective of a dog (Bailey), so there is a bit of glass shards in the funny. In the end, I fell in love with Ethan (dog owner) x Bailey, the human-dog Xipi (*/ω \*) At the end of the video, it was so sweet that I wanted to scream~
Afterwards, I was paralyzed for two days before recovering.
During this period, I was very scheming to show off in the wechat group of our bar for two days, and I was almost beaten to death by Xiao Yuan and the others rushing over from the other end of the network cable.
Of course, when I was showing off, I didn’t mention that this is the first time that the donor has messed with me. Facts have proved that the donor’s kidneys are very good, the kind that exceeded the standard. Did I mention it to say that I have no ability to ruin it? What about my own reputation? I'm not stupid at all.
It was Xiao Yuan who came to poke me secretly, and I showed off and went back, cursing and swearing that I, a little fairy, would never be cared about again.
I was coaxed back by my reservation treat of a spicy crayfish.
What should I do, my friend is so easy to coax me, I am afraid that he will be abducted by other goblins.
It is said that after the workaholic gold master dragged the body that had been squeezed by me to the company that day, when I struggled to get up on the bed to pick up food, I accidentally kicked the black box under the bed. The small body that just fell was almost torn apart.
Fuck my feet!Which wicked person put the box next to someone's bed!kill him!
I was about to throw the box to vent my anger when I suddenly took a closer look.
... Hey, wait a minute, why does this box look familiar?
With a bad premonition in my heart, I opened the box and poked my head inside.
I:…………
Isn't this riding horse a fun gadget box that I secretly hide under the bed?I squatted down with difficulty and looked under the bed with all my strength, and it was gone!
I took another look at the two small bottles of lubricating fluid that had been on the bedside table next to me for a long time, and they were indeed two of the ones I bought.
Holding the lubricant in my left hand and the box in my right, I sat on the edge of the bed and fell into deep thought.
Finally came up with the most possible development: Could it be that I sold myself in order to eat the benefactor in front of the benefactor after I got drunk that day?
I was stunned by my own stupidity.
After a while, my stomach made a series of protests, and I put all the lubricating fluid in my hand back into the box. After thinking about it after stuffing it back, I took out the broken jar and put it in the first drawer of the bedside table , Then packed up and stuffed the box back under the bed.
The white lotus figure collapsed early, and I am not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet, anyway, I have already wiped out the benefactor, and I have decided to go back to my own little fairy figure made in heaven.
Go, goblin!The goal is the gold master's handsome face, long legs, big Jiebao and six-pack abs!
46.
Later, the benefactor and I lived a happy life of a small fight every day and a big fight every three days.
……not at all.
Although the problem of the Jin Zhu Kidney has been solved, the various information I checked during the process of using the egg has penetrated into my heart and cannot be washed away. I think it is also for the future of me and the Jin Zhu Kidney. Gradual debt repayment is the right choice.When the kidneys are used up, there will be less hatred, and the money will not be enough to spend at the end of the month. You must know that the waves at this time are overdrafting the future!
The above is almost like a confession from MB.
In fact, the sex life between the benefactor and me is so harmonious that I don’t want it, but as the active seducer, I have to secretly taste a few mouthfuls of the Shiquanda tonic wine sent to me by Pangcijun from time to time, and it works quite well. It works, but every time I look at the dead bodies of unknown creatures in the medicinal wine, I always feel a sense of disobedience when I drink it... The most important thing is that this wine is really hard to drink!It's so hard to drink that I have no friends!Every time I took a sip, I was in a state of sleepwalking throughout the day. I couldn’t even eat the braised lion’s head made by the royal chef of the owner’s family, Zhang, so disgusting that I could only look at the owner two or three times The chopsticks went down, and the plates were all empty.
There is no place to complain about suffering, it is not a human life!
This time I just came to my senses, and I changed my name to "Hard to Drink" to "Help You Lose Weight and Destroy Your Appetite". The medicinal wine is really pressed under the box, and I absolutely don't plan to open it again until the moment of life and death.
So I also set a green and healthy debt repayment schedule, and recorded when, where, how many times, and with what posture.But what puzzles me is that my first draft has disappeared for some reason. I obviously hid it well, and I couldn’t entrust the donor to find it. I had to swallow my grievances and coded another copy from my memory.
In the past few days, I looked at the debts that were slowly crossed out on the small notebook, and felt that everything was developing in a good place!Life is full of new hope!
I also began to think that after the debts are paid off and the benefactor is tired of my body, I can drag my old and decrepit body back to the guild hall and plan to terminate the contract with the guild hall to retire. By the way, I was thinking secretly Seeing that I have worked hard to serve the benefactor for so long without any credit or hard work, it is possible to apply to the benefactor to poach the benefactor's royal chef, Miss Zhang.
Well, I personally think that the possibility is still quite high.
... If the funder disagrees, I can lie down in front of his company and let the onlookers watch the fun.
I would really die if I lost the tongue-swallowing food from Jinzhu's family!
47.
This day, as usual, I was yawning and getting up to look for food with my hair turned up all night, and I actually found a strange man on the sofa of Jin Zhu's house!Originally, I thought that the workaholic funder who had finished breakfast and went to the company was still staying at the dining table. After seeing my figure looming out, he turned around and asked Sister Zhang who was waiting to bring the breakfast. By the way, since the implementation After setting up the green and healthy debt repayment schedule, I often collapsed on the bed for a long time in the morning because of last night’s waves, so the considerate funder knew about my difficulties, and Sister Zhang and the others warmed my share. I don't have to get up early to have a tongue-in-cheek breakfast hahaha!
Since then, I have been so depraved that I have never woken up early, no matter whether there were all kinds of waves yesterday.
Fortunately, the benefactor probably had his lower body satisfied, and he turned a blind eye to my aggressive behavior and never pursued it.
A happy life begins with staying in bed.
Back to the present, I glanced at the beneficiary at the dining table, and then at the young man on the sofa who was playing happily with his legs crossed and holding his laptop, which was obviously the beneficiary’s, and fell into speculation about the possible relationship between the two In the midst of the storm.
lover?friend?old love?
Before I could draw any conclusions, the benefactor saw me standing there, and summoned me with a glance. After I sat down, he seemed to know what I was wondering, and introduced me, "My brother, smell Yi Hai."
Oh my goodness!Uncle!
I wanted to cry but subconsciously touched the hair on my most curled up hair.
The young brother-in-law seemed to have heard the concise and clear introduction from the benefactor, and shouted without looking back, "Hello, sister-in-law!"
I:"……!!!"
sister in law? !Even if you are a brother-in-law, you can't yell!Regardless of seniority, this gender is also wrong. Although I don't smoke, I only drink alcohol and sell my body and butt, but I am a good boy!
I twitched the corners of my mouth and opened my mouth to euphemistically clarify, but suddenly I didn't know how to euphemistically tell my new brother-in-law about my identity.
The little MB raised by the sponsor?The man raised by the gold master?The little lady of the gold master's family? ... Bah, what the hell is the last one? !
So I thought, the benefactor whose seniority was messed up didn’t make a sound. I was anxious to explain something, so I shut up and looked at the benefactor next to me expectantly, hoping that the benefactor with high IQ could come up with a strong rebuttal.
It's a pity that the benefactor is still in my eyes, as if he has been completely immersed in the delicious breakfast of Sister Zhang.
When I looked back at the internet-addicted young uncle who was playing computer games on the sofa and his hands flew up, I found that the best time to explain this matter had been missed.
Me: ... I have to swallow the shit that comes to my mouth.
Silently bowed his head to eat the already hot breakfast.
……
Ahhh!tasty!
The younger brother-in-law, A Hai, is a very noisy, familiar and easy-going person.
That's right, in less than a day, we have successfully promoted to friends who call each other by nicknames.
After getting along, Ah Hai, who is not only an Internet addicted boy but also a naive boy, brought out all his affairs. It turned out that he was sent to a foreign country for further studies by the benefactor just after graduating from university, and he was only allowed to come back for a year. Three times, this time I will go back after a short stay.
As a low-level MB, in my eyes, the words "going abroad" that Ahai dislikes are all in golden light, and the young Ahai who travels abroad is naturally glowing with golden light.
But my brother-in-law is good at everything, there is one point where I have a big difference of opinion.
That's right, it's a game called QSQ that I haven't stopped chatting with me since I saw him.
I don't think this kind of game is any fun at all, it's all virtual things, isn't it just a few villains fighting around in all kinds of colors, it's too boring, let alone swallowing money.
But I just think about these words in my heart, and I dare not show it on the face. After all, although the benefactor did not say anything, I have been with him for a long time and I am naturally good at observing words and expressions. I found out that he and his brother-in-law should have a good relationship.
If my brother-in-law is offended, and he pouts and slaps the benefactor, I will end up being thrown away... More than half of the debts in my little book are still unpaid!How about giving up halfway!
But watching him play and play, I was finally persuaded by him to move my laptop and join him to play with him.
I want to see how attractive this game is!
47.5 [Small Theater - Supplement to the Research and Interview of Fruit Rainbow]
Wen Yihai: (Hands playing the game kept on) What?fruit?I love strawberry ones... damn!How can this person move so poorly!Can you play, elementary school student?There are too few homework assignments, please arrange more!
***********************
Jiang Jiang will be slapped in the face in the next chapter, hehe (* ̄︶ ̄)
Yesterday, I went to see "A Dog's Mission" with my roommates, Hachiko's new work, the fried chicken looks good!Full of laughs and tears!It was shot from the perspective of a dog (Bailey), so there is a bit of glass shards in the funny. In the end, I fell in love with Ethan (dog owner) x Bailey, the human-dog Xipi (*/ω \*) At the end of the video, it was so sweet that I wanted to scream~
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